A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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@Clair you’ve a fundamental misinterpretation, which is understandable. Since you’re a woman and all. (no, no I’m kidding).
But you do seem to persist in the view that this site is hostile to women. It isn’t. True, it is hostile to women (and men) that conspicuously disobey the posting rules.
If you choose to repeatedly challenge the tenets, parameters. and rules of this site, then, yes, you will get a reactionary response.
But as a whole this site is nothing more than something very simple. Women are good; men are better.
That’s it.
If you dislike being described as good, then, well, ok.
Be evil.
Enjoy.
or prove you are Great, not merely Good.
-wolfe
@Clair you’re orthogonal to the Truth.
And no, we aren’t remotely hostile to women (save for a few).
-wolfe
You certainly are, sweetheart.
No women allowed!
-Dick
One is fighting the good fight - men.
You know, the very same feminist women you all hate think the exact way you do. Only replace the word women with men. You’ll have the same basic arguments and ‘facts’. WHy are you all so against them if you are so alike?
I dont think you have read through this site sufficiently. You come across like all screeching harpies(women) the instant they stumble upon this site. Its the name of the website huh? You cant stand the fact that men are better than women?
Woman, you dont learn in books for example how to react in various situations. What we have done through our observations and interactions with various women is to formulate what is called a “holy grail” upon which the female species can be related to. Sure, not everything on this site is factual but largely, it is.
Look beyond the site name. Look at life itself. The men here simply extrapolate from their various life experiences to reach an almost unanimous conclusion that men are better than women.
If you want bare facts as to how exactly are men “superior”….It is simply really - Who built the seven wonders, conquered the lands, seas, air and even space? Men. I am an intelligent man. I dont buy the feminist bullshit of ‘equality’ but that doesnt mean I hate women. I just agree wholeheartedly with Dick and the numerous men on this site that men are indeed better than women.
Mr. Dick Masterson wow!!! ROFLMAO This is a funny website. Wow truly. I read your “10 reasons men are better than woman”, and I must say that ‘I think’ you are a bit of a genius really. I mean it is amazing how you ‘persuaded’ many men to share your views on women. Of course I do know that your persuasive techniques were mostly effective due to some sort of resentment already deeply rooted into those men. However, I am sure it’s not without a good reason. It was probably something they were not even aware of, and I salute you in the manner in which you brought it out. Thanks to you I am able to see the affect that the terrible behaviour of American women has on men. Although men are not without fault on the matter.
I agree to some level with certain statements you made on this site about women, especially when I see how different the behaviour of women in my country are to women here in the U.S. and what you describe. I find reason #8 and #2 in your list of reasons to be agreeable. However, I must say that though you may be serious in all your endeavours to enlighten men, many may think otherwise due to lack of authenticity. Your opinions are just that ‘opinions’, most of the statements in this site, however true they may be to you or the men who share it, are not backed by facts. You claim to be logical as you are men, but logic demands scientific facts, it feeds upon it. You cannot say statements like, “Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight,”(I know this was just an analogy) LOL and have absolutely no proof. That’s not very logical therefore not very manly! LOL
I did like the ‘Date Rape’ issue because at least you produced some sort of proof based on research as to why you claim that Date Rape is a Myth. And if you are correct, as a woman I’ll have no choice but to agree. Because I took many psychology courses that disected into details all the differences and similarities between men and women, based on authentic research, and as you are giving me many opinions bout why men are superior to women, I can provide you with concrete proof that you are not. I won’t bother do that, it’s not worth it. Because that is not the point I am trying to make. I am simply advising you to get facts. So your male members won’t have to answer ‘you’re a woman’ as a question that demands logic not feeligs. That way you’ll be MEN STRONG lol and your logic IMPENETRABLE and all that manly stuff lol. I know you most likely will discard this ‘long long’ comment but please consider it even though I AM A WOMAN as you said.
Because quite frankly, my overall assesment of this site is that it consists mostly of men submitting complaints about women complaining lol. That’s what it is without facts. That is truly ironic and hypocritical, so much so that one has no choice but to conclude that men complain as much as women do. I doubt you would want anyone to come to that conclusion.
BTW don’t take my comments offensively. After all ‘I am just a woman’, right? LOL
Wow I wonder how -that- must feel like.
How the fuck did I contradict myself? You said none of us should run the country; referring to both genders. I disagreed, saying men were born to lead. Unlike you, I make sense. But then, I am a man.
Make sure you are kneeling down when you beg me.
ManVoice…you are irritating me….wrong yet men were born to lead….you just contradicted yourself you idiot…i said it wouldnt be wise for females to run the country…therefore i was saying leave the running of the country to MEN!!! i dont think females have the emotional status to run a country…i mean sheesh…we get bitchy on our period and what? decide to blow a country up because we’re bitchy and the president?(haha note the sarcasm there ManVoice…)
yes men…i agree with you on the fact you need to run…just please dont let some wussy like John Kerry ever become president…please…im begging you…
Id rather not have hillary win…um*cough*meow was it?*cough*…fucking a country up b/c the stupid female thought she could run a country now just to piss a man off is dumb…men are human…let themmake their mistakes…we females arent angels either you know….and puhlease! meow? i seriously hope youre 13 cuz if you are 16 and older with hat name you should be ashamed…
Wrong. Men were born to lead.
I must admit…as immature as most females can be…i dont think itd be wise for any of us to run the country :/ …
Thats how all the fucks up started… all the bullshit ass crap. Back in the good ol days.. the days of abraham lincoln, the speeches to be remembered…. the times when men were men, women were women and the world was black and white. aye!
I salute you, good sir. That was a valid point.
How the fuck have men fucked up this world? The only fuck up was when we allowed women to vote, causing this tirade of horse shit political correctness crap that we have to deal with. Women at the workplace.. women at management… lmao. THATS what I call FUCK UP. Did I mention WOMEN ON THE ROADS?
Rational woman? Clinton? ROTFLMAO. Yeah, supporting the Iraqi campaign then backtracking on her words make her a “rational” bitch. To women, thats the furthest to rationality there ever will be. hahahhaha.
If Clinton wins, America will fall so I call upon ALL real american men, in the armed forces or otherwise to revolt. screw that bitch to hell.
Go live in a cave, preferably a cold, damp one with plenty of bears.
Superior womyn can brave the elements.
Politically men fucked up this world enough.
The question really is should we leave this place for men to fuck up even more or should we have a rational woman step in & try to fix it all?
Personally I think its too early to side in with one person completely, but I would love to see Clinton win just piss you off.
Obama’s cock in Hillary’s throat would be enough to raise her IQ 10~20 points.
Except for invading the Pakis, of course.
Exept men.