A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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Umm, ONE comment compared to the how many on this site?? And since when is one person called “people”?
Lol, you make me laugh and feel kinda sick…
Agreed. No one is downplaying woman’s contributions. We are just saying when women are PLUS, men are PLUS PLUS. I am fine with talking about contributions of women etc but let it be known that one gender rules this planet and this gender happens to have a penis.
Getting emotional are we darling? If what I say doesnt count for jackshit, it only applies to you and I dont give a shit if you think I am “jackshit”. Its funny because you keep coming back to talk to a bunch of men who talk “jackshit”.
http://www.mensuck.com/perfect.php
HUH says the perfect man is ….
A DEAD MAN
Aww, you are so obedient Clair? Why didnt you take the sign and “fuck off” then?
I tend to think that behind every great man, there is a great woman. In history it was women that provided the home, provided the education, provided support to their sons, husbands, brothers.
Who would these men be without a home, without an education, without someone feeding him and taking care of him whilst he was buried in his important projects? Many of these great men would find their success difficult without a wife keeping the home in check, feeding him, raising their children for him. To completely ignore women’s contributions says much about your ability to see the full picture.
Sure, men did and still do great things, and we should celebrate that, but don’t underestimate the contribution of women.
I personally don’t think it’s funny. But seriously, before you claim somehting “extreme”, do some source analysis first. And it’s not her place, what the fuck do you know about anything? What? You got good grades in high school? That doesn’t count for jack shit.
I never saw any of this.
But I can’t MansVoice…thats extremist behaviour from an extremist website.
*Applauds*. Well said. That was golden.
@ Clair: Why do you laugh at the truth? It is veritas. Dont lie.
Yeah, that’s just another unreasoned man-hating piece of shit floating around. It’s nothing we’ve never seen before, just like an annoying prudish cunt is nothing we’ve never seen before. Just because we can get attention without posting our privates on the web does not give you an excuse to bitch to us. You are trespassing on a site where you are not welcome, and you do not add anything productive to the conversation. You can do your cute little *Sobs like a bitch* emote, but then that just makes people think you have nothing better to say.
It would be best if you just made your fat-ass titties move their way off this site. It’s time for man-talk, slut.
You can take it as comedy, I dont. It is not her place to even attempt mocking men.
Besides, the many posters on that site do *NOT* take it as comedy.
As for your link: That is how women should behave. Maybe you should do what the site offers and read the parts which will help you in becoming a woman .
Gosh you make me laugh sometimes.
That is just a delusional and immature view of things. They deserve to be treated as equals, but then you seem to be against that from the tone of your little rants.
We are for judging men and women as equals. We are not for dragging one sex down to the level of another. Facts are facts, and no one here gives a shit about what you believe because you have proven that you are just an angry little girl like all of the other cunts who harass us. The average man is stronger, smarter, and more emotionally developed than the average woman. One remarkable woman or one unremarkable man does not suddenly add gurl majick to the equation - those are what smart people call variables. In the average demographic, grab one teenage girl and she’ll be a spoiled whore. Take a young man and he will be ruddy from fighting off countless forms of social, judicial, and political discrimination.
Baby-makers do not intimidate us - you’ve had your little say about small penises and homophobia, no run back to your womyn’s studies classes where you can bitch about how men are entitled to marry stupid cunts.
http://www.mensuck.com/i_hate_men.php
This is from that “extremist” site as well MansVoice. Lol.
Yeah, fucking right. The extermination of men isnt hate speech? http://www.mensuck.com/extermination-of-man.php
I say it is way more extreme than this site.
Lol. MansVoice as a history student, one of the VERY first things you learn is to “source material analysis” Lol. Look at the author…DivaRebecca. It says it on the page, her short bio, “Diva Rebecca is a stay at home mom, web guru, the author of several comedic and serious relationship articles and owns AdviceDiva.com and Download Reviews.org. She has written several advice guides such as Getting Him or Her Back and more. ”
Extreme my ass. Lol.
Men are better at everything. Every. Single. Thing
When we talk about comedy, we talk about men like Jim Carrie.
When we talk about great leaders, we talk about men like Washington, Lincoln and the like.
When we talk about who we wish to be around with, we know its men .
When we talk about who created this world brick by brick, wall by wall, we know its men .
Women dont wish for equality. They desire power over men. We will never submit. Now silence as befit your station, woman .
Rayko, I whole heartedly believe that men and women are equal. No, actually, I don’t believe it, I know it. Their different yes, but one better then the other? Hell no.
Yeah, fucking right. The extermination of men isnt hate speech? http://www.mensuck.com/extermination-of-man.php
I say it is way more extreme than this site.
Well, what proof are you in search for? There may be a handful of rational and reasonable women but the large majority, unfortunately falls into the exact same category as what this site has stated.
Perhaps this explains why women take so long to complete a single task?
Good points but men are still overall, better. I dont concede to being equal.
Lmao. The oppressed card, again? Lets go BACK ok? All the way back to the advent of time. Who were the first philosophers? The first mathematicians? The first inventers? All men. It says something about the natural abilities of men. What women have done is build up and expound on their work. Nothing impressive, nothing groundbreaking.
There are disputes as to the credibility of Marie Curie’s research so I dont really like using her as a source. OK, you have, as I said, a handful of ingenius women. So what? Juxtapose that to the achievements of men even within that time period or the time period of today. Michael Dell, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs came from the period where women were empowered and allowed to go to universities. Apparently, they were far more successful than these so called “empowered” and educated women.
Good points. I know the differences between men and women and after evaluation, I have come to the conclusion that men are better than women. In history(the past), the present (now) and in future. This is not to say women are useless. They arent but relative to men? They are not in the same league.
MansVoice, was that the “Strawberry Shortcake site” (as Mike put it)? Cause if it is, I just found it when I posted it. Anyway, it is NO WHERE near the the level of crudeness towards men that this site is towards women, (at least from what I read).
What about this one Mike?
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Why_Women_Are_Better_Than_Men.html
Hardly the same. If it is not what you are talking about, could you please provide a link to one (preferably one where you can leave comments like this site).
@ Clair: This was a quote from the website on your link:
somewhat distant. Someone who will be rich, but doesn’t care about material things. Someone who will love women for who they are and think with his penis. Someone who does what his “significant other” says, but doesn’t let anyone walk all over him. Someone who makes his woman the most important thing to him by trying to make her happy, and puts himself before anyone else. Those are the attributes a perfect man would have to a woman. Notice how they contradict each other.
This is because of the difference in what women say they want, and what women look for. Ever notice how women across the U.S. complain about how all men are jerks? Also, did you ever notice how women across the U.S. will not only willingly date someone who treats them like shit, but will repeatedly go back to him, all while ignoring the nice guy she threw away with the phrase “let’s just be friends” after he listened to her bitch about the latest asshole she’s dating even though she claims to not like assholes?
You can try to argue against this, but you will fail. However, since women always think they’re right and for some reason think they’re good at arguing even though a psychologist will tell you that women are emotional thinkers and that men are the logical one, I expect a response to this. You should expect me to not dignify your faulty logic with a response.
It is about the “perfect man. Well put.
Once again Mansvoice, hearsay! I did not say that this site did not offer any proof at all, I said it did not offer proof on the top 10 reasons why men are better than women. Which is frankly what matters the most since this site is based on it. Where is the proof? The scientific research, the surveys etc…? In fact, scientists(men), have proof that a woman’s brain processes information much faster than a man’s because we have more wiring between the 2 hemispheres. This is why we are better suited for secretarial work and such because of our ability to multitask. However, a woman lacks certain abilties that a man naturally has. A man naturally possesses navigational and spacial abilities. Which makes perfect sense since they were the ones hunting for game in the past.
A woman also have better communication skills and that answers all the complaints on this site about why women won’t shut the hell up LOL. I always noticed the difference when a man explains something as opposed to a woman LOL. The man says it in 10 words while the woman says it in 40. I am like that myself as you may notice. So I won’t deny it. We do talk to much due to this natural ability.
Don’t get me wrong this not about equally. As Harmeet Manseta so nicely stated in this site, ‘it’s not a question ultimately of superiority or inferiority - it’s a just a question of both having different ( and complementary ) roles to play in the universe.’ I don’t believe I exist to be equal to a man because the truth of the matter is we will never be equal. A man is physically stronger than a woman, which automatically puts us at a disadvantage. Period. However, I believe I’m here to complement a man. Because science shows that whatever one gender lacks the other possesses it.
Now, your argument as to why men are “superior” based on ’simply … Who built the seven wonders, conquered the lands, seas, air and even space, one can easily argue that according to history women in the past were not given many rights by men. As such, they did not get many opportunities to discover many things. Especially when they were restricted from even learning to read and write. Women were given the right to vote only about 200 years ago. And even if a woman were to discover something, I’m sure she was not credited for it.
A great man once said:
“The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present.”
-Abraham Lincoln
This statement has been proven by many women today. Because starting from as early as the 1800’s, there have been many female inventors who paved the way for technological advancements today.
For example: In 1843 Ada Augusta Lovelace, laid some of the early conceptual and technical groundwork for high technology by helping develop an early computer.
In 1903 Marie Curie was the first female recipient of a Nobel Prize, for the discovery of radioactive elements.
In 1952 Grace Hopper was credited with devising the first compiler, a program that translates instructions for a computer from English to machine language.
To name a few and these are all facts that you can look up online.
If you would like, I can send you all the facts about the differences between a man and a woman. I don’t have them online. If you’re interested in the truth of course.
I have no delusions about who or what I am nor do I have a problem with it. Besides even if the world were to declare women equal to men no one would truly believe it due to the overwheming physical and mental differences between genders. I AM WOMAN.