A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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This site is great. I too am tired of womens bullshit. They expect men to do everything for them, and still want to be called an equal. (my favorite example being that they demanded the right to vote, but never submitted themselves to the equality of being eligble for the draft.) For too long have beta men let themselves be lead around by their ballls, letting women, and those fucking feminists especially, gain in power that they never should have. Their favorite tool being the complaint that they cannot prosper in this male dominated world. Well guess what, this world is male dominated because early men did not have to abide by the “dont hit women” rule. If one of their bitches talked too much, they beat the shit out of her, and continued thier manly exploits. Now that we have the rule, we men have to put up with womens bullshit because they cannot understand reason, and are protected by laws created BY MEN from their own frailness. I personally dont believe in beating women, it equals to shooting fish in a barrel or cutting cheese with a battle axe, it so easy it’s degrading for a man to do it, but femenists, and women in general, should understand why they can be even the pseudo-equals of men, because MEN ALLOW IT.
-The Buffalo
Why would a psychiatrist have such bad grammar? Did you learn anything in you scholarly endeavors? You would think that someone who was that cultured and respected would be a little less vulgar and immature. Let’s see, I would think that your degree earned you about 22 years of your life devoted to school. I see: poor capitalization, lack of commas, spelling issues, and confusion with conjugations of “to be.”
“and lets not forget, you came out of a vagina,” um, that line is so cliched. Females think they are so great that they can have children, well, you obviously can’t add because you need sperm to fertilize the egg, you pretentious ingrate. Men need women to have children; women need men to have children. Get a self help book, I would suggest “Having Children for Dummies.”
Oh, by the way, you handeled yourself wonderfully. Your comment was completely irrelevant of the situation at hand and you made out all women to be immature, ignorant, and vengeful. Good job screwing that up.
If YOU’RE not a part of the solution, YOU’RE obviously a woman.
A good day to you, madame.
“ashamed of you” is either a bitch or a assfcuker obviously
We’ll be the laughing stock of every single country if we elect a woman president. I don’t like to consider myself sexist, but I agree with you in some parts. Then again… Hillary would probably be better than Bush.
First off i am a man, and everything a i read so far makes the person who wrote seem like a complete tool bag. All the women who say, or will vote for clinton becuase she is a woman, are retards. Im not saying that she shouldnt be president because shes a woman, im saying she shouldnt be president because shes clinton. She will raise taxes, and cut much needed military funds. Especially to the marine corps to which i served 7 years. She will do because she hates the marines. Did you know that while Bill was president, no marines were allowed to wear their dress blues in the white, while she was present. That included the chiefs of staff. It was ok for the rest of the military just not the marines. Maybe someday there will be a female president, but if you vote for clinton because she is a female, the country will be better off if you just dont vote. Now if you have other reasons for voting for her, like say you are political and for some unknown reason you agree with her, go ahead and vote for her. Just remember it will be at least 4 more years until a real president will fix the fucked up job that bush has done “for this country”
And to the rest of the guys, change your diapers… i can smell your bullshit from here.
I’m… Amazed, I’ve only read a few “articles” of Dick’s but so far the comments have made no sense.
While personally i agree with the general “ideal” of women rights, i _hate_ feminism.
Saying women are equal to men is saying Dogs are feline.
-Fuck feminism, it’s based on hypocrisy, stupidity and malice.
-Women are physically weaker than men, thus men are better with such work.
-Men are able to rationalize. A woman wants to live without regrets…
-Men don’t to whore themselves out, why? The pussy is available, flash a little money and women are all over you. Unsurprisingly, this isn’t very hard to prove.
-Women say they’re equal, then air commercials against abuse towards women… _women_, not violence in general…
-Women will say homosexuality is great and love is natural, but when asked about lesbians it’s the opposite, why? (see point #1).
@Toohot4uboys
Oh fucking please, squat on me you fat whore of the internets. Don’t get stuck in a tube flying down the path of information. Gag on me, i’ll give you a dollar.
p.s. I don’t read replies…
Dick you are thee Douchebag. I squat on you.
Articles like these show exactly why modern men shouldn’t be presidents… Bush messed up royally, didn’t he? And wasn’t he a man? Odd that the rules for why women shouldn’t be president were that she wasn’t a man and to look at rule number one? Show me terrible reasoning skills…
Dick you are thee man. I salute you.
I agree wholeheartedly. Id go as far as saying women shouldnt have driving licenses except under extreme circumstances. Women running the military, thats just fucking wrong…
Yeah we get it. Your brain don’t function properly since it’s short on grey matter and so you just say anything with no logical input/output.
Damn you are ignorant and prove why women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
That is the weakest excuse given by a woman to support a woman running for president. Look at all the divorces, messed up families and you dare to talk about how women are doing a fine job at home??? Also, women ONLY are able to take care of the household because men work. Everybody chips in ok. You and many other women are all from the same piece of cloth in believing that men have nothing to do with anything that is good but blame men for everything that is bad!! Why don’t you talk about how many women who are unfit mothers, cheating wives, cry babies, manipulators,etc,etc. Women need to be good mothers so their sons grow up to be presidents! Stop being so selfish and stop thinking what men had done for you lately.
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December 28th, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f416cd0f3ff1e
complete and utter dumb-ass-ness. Women are MORE inclined to serve in politics because politics begins in the domain of the home, generally run in most countries, by WOMEN. What a moron…I can’t believe this page actually exists.
Typical of a woman”IF HE DOESN’T AGREE WITH ME HE’S GAY!
if your not a part of the solution your a part of them problem dude.
Then cults and hitler do the same logic?
Love is a lie tramp.
I sooner vote for Hitler than Hillary.
a woman has become the president of india.
OFCOURSE THROUGH RESERVATION POLICY
then the indian media talks about woman achievement as if she earned it through merit
wow this site is amazing its great that your trying to come out of the closet by rejecting the idea of females doing anything besides being barefoot and pregnant. I understand its upsetting being the loser in high school and getting rejected by even the girl with special needs, but hey buddy pick up a self help book and dive in! Being a Homosexual is totally natural and is often displayed in gender loathing chareteristics, Im sorry for you my friend hopefully you can get some ribs removed so you can suck your own dick, since no female will do it for you… and lets not forget, you came out of a vagina. Have a nice day, tell your parents your gay you will feel alot better and they will learn to accept you, also as a psychiatrist I would recomend seing someone about your depression and feelings of self hatred possibly abuse from your mother when you were a child, get well my friend hopefully you will be graced with love sometime in your life (whether it be male or female, no judgement) Have a wonderful day.
HILLARY FOR 2008
if your not a part of the solution your a part of them problem dude.
Hillary isn’t even fit to carry my balls, let alone run for Presidency. Jesus.
Hillary owns all the other candidates in the debates? Does this include of crying to gain female sympathy? If you’re going to cry after a debate no fucking way should you be in charge of the military.