Ask Dick: Why Are Teenage Girls So Fucking Stupid?
A reader, Joey, sent me the following question.
How’s it going, Mr. Masterson? Straight to my man point, what the hell is the deal with young women who say that they don’t care about looks and want to settle with a man who cares for them, loves the, etc? These are freakin’ 15-17, 18 year old girls talking. What the hell are they settling down from? They’re reaching the age where they practice whore-crafts like fucking and sucking. You get my point.
Of course I get your point. If I didn’t get your point from that well-laid mansplanation, then I would have to be a woman. And then what would I do with my penis?
Use it as an ATM I guess. That’s all women seem to know what to do with them.
Women who are teenagers are like men who are teenagers. They’re stupider than their adult counterparts.
Granted, with women it’s hard to tell.
That’s why that show To Catch a Predator show on Dateline is unfair to all these alleged pedophiles. Just because a woman says she’s 14 and has the grammar of a drunken Carny, doesn’t mean that she is. Maybe she’s just having her period. Maybe she thinks that’s cute, who the fuck knows. Women lie all the time is my point. That’s why so many of them get pregnant.
Young women can’t do the same incredible things that young men can; things like sports and math and putting a mouse puppet on their penis and letting a snake bite it. Young women are just like women: they can’t do anything at all, incredible or not. As teenagers, however, they’re still full of hopes and dreams.
Stupid hopes and dreams.
When men are young men, they think they’re going to grow up and be Batman or James Bond or some fucking Rockstar playing two guitars at the same time; even if the odds are stacked massively against them. Batman, for example, didn’t weight 185 and drink Cherry Coke by the liter when he was 16. Women are the same, except a woman’s version of fortune and fame is a guy who will tolerate her for her endless parade of bullshit. Women are the Carnival of bullshit. It never fucking stops and by the third float you’ve seen just about all you’re going to see.
Teenage women who want a man who loves them, cares for them, and any other synonymous emotions women use because they love repeating themselves so fucking much, aren’t settling for anything. They’re just enjoying four years of the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream a woman ever experiences in her whole fucking life. The dream of having a say or a preference in a mythical man who takes an infinite amount of a woman’s grating, unending crap, occupies the life of the teenage girl. This is a dream women abandon at at the age of 22 in an act known as Learning Her Place.
Unless you count those harpy 30-somethings who think their pets are children. That’s the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream of femininity: children who can be locked in the fucking house.
Joey, minus ten Man Points for the non-offensive substitution of a swear word. Swearing loudly and with gusto is the best and manliest way to show anyone in ear shot that you are a man. That’s why teenagers do it so obnoxiously. They’re becoming men.
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You’re a fucking sexist whore and i wanna punch the fucking shit out of you.
Oh sweety. Why are you VIOLENT because a man didn’t tell you what you want to hear????
Imagine if a man punched you in the tits for saying something he didn’t like. Men would never do that.
MenareBETTERthanwomen.
Women are so dumb, they lash out at men who never even treated them badly. All you have to do is THINK something a woman doesn’t like and she will lose her fucking mind.
Tragic.
no because dick deserves a good slap in the face, so does any woman talking the reverse.
women are fucking stupid ahahaha
Those girls were probably raised in churches all their life – resulting in brainwashing. 17+ they start to think for themselves.
kike, jewbacca, big nosed jewling.
your a pedophile jew, i knew it.
vajza e kam karin sic e doni ju hajdeni dhe e provoni ja u fus kairn thedhe ne pilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll dhe ju bej te bertisni fort aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OMG these stereotypes of teenagers are hilarious!!!
Wow, ur a retard, not all 16 year olds weigh 185lbs. and drink cherry coke by the liter u prick.
Ok I stopped reading after you supported the pedos on to catch a predator
nuff said.
LOL
What job do you have, Joe, you piece of crud? Sucking off the government teat, you lazy garbage? Figured.
My job is better than yours and it pays more.
And there is no such thing as a woman does what I do.
Because Menarebetterthanwomen.
Eat shit, subhuman……ugly, demented JEWBOY……off to bend over for “Daddy”, you snivelling prick? LOL
P.S. Do you grunt like a stuck pig whenver Daddy is ramming you up the ass, you worthless, smelly Jew? LOL Just die, you have no worth, you puke. :)
100000 comedians out of work,
and you’re lookin’ for a job.
If what everyone said on here was totally false, would you be getting so upset?
Because she finally understands – Menarebetterthanwomen.
For women, this realization has the same effect as drowning.
A minute of complete panic, kicking and screaming and unpleasant horror… but once she lets go and inhales her lungs full, it can actually be described as “euphoric”.
That’s most women just before they’re about to get fucked.
Perfectly natural.
Poor Studioline, his asshole is so torn up he takes his problems out on women. Watch your mouth, Jewboy, before an ax goes through that ugly faces of yours, you worthless subhuman.
NOTE: women are violent and react violently in a murderous rage when a man merely TYPES something she didn’t like. Even when he never treated her badly.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
At least everyone now knows domestic violence is 100% a woman’s fault.
I have never seen a whomin who was masturbating in a such stupid way like you are doing it right now.
You stupid pricks, you will never get women, huh? LOL Idiots……go back to raping your little brothers, pricks…….it’s obvious ugly, demented shit like you aren’t getting any. LOL
Listen up, studioline, you uneducated piece of filth. Watch how you speak to a woman, you dirty, child-killing JEW. You don’t even rate as human, boy……..wahhh!!! english is not my first language….wahhh, aren’t I an idiot.
Drop dead, and watch your mouth, you worthless RUNT………and apologize for even being born,you pathetic puke. :)
I’m not going to spew out a bunch of judgemental nonsense on this post because obviously it will just get swarmed with “you’re fat/stupid/haveavagina” bullshit. I’m just wondering if any of you have / plan to have children, and if so, why? Why would you torture yourselves by being connected to a certain woman for the rest of your lives? Any daughters? Also, do you hate your mothers?
Excellent questions!
Allow me….
•• “Why would you torture yourselves by being connected to a certain woman for the rest of your lives?” ••
Men have been asking themselves that question since the beginnning of TIME. And they are STILL asking themselves that question all over this website. Are you paying attention???
A man doesn’t NEED to be connected to a certain women for the rest of his life. Men have been telling women that from the beginning of time. “Bend over and get the fuck out.” It’s you chicks who like to be connected to US for the rest of our lives.
You girls, single mom etc. like to get pregnant and then expect some OTHER sucker to support a child that isn’t even HIS.
•• “Any daughters?” ••
Sons are better than daughters.
•• “Also, do you hate your mothers?” ••
No, why?? We don’t hate you women, sweety. You can safely assume Men don’t ever want to throw their dicks into something they “hate”.
Cheers.
that’s exactly right, Brittany, these pieces of garbage all need bullets in their heads…….they have no human worth. :)
I think I’ve made it home…
any teenage girl who posts on here to explain how she’s ‘not like that’ is a tool and/or fat
I’m thoroughly enjoying your site, Dick. Funny stuff.
So, I’m wondering, how many girls rejecting you did it take to get this bitter? Or perhaps you had a slutty babysitter shove a box of crayons up your bum-bum? Maybe your dear mum-ma left you when you were young to an abusive father who liked to eat his dinner with a side of beat-the-shit-out-of-you. Or maybe, just maybe, your personality simply suits your name.
Probably all of the above.
Regardless, you are no better than these below-average female adolescents you degrade in your self-righteous rants. Because, just like them [who sadly are the teenage girls that parade themselves as the norm for the ignorant to accept as truth for all females of said age group], you too are prancing about with your website and book on your soapbox, begging for attention. That is quite possibly the sole reason for your excessive hate speech.
Unfortunately, I have been reading this site, and have come to the conclusion that most of your fans are illiterate, ignorant, blind followers with a two digit IQ at best.
Disagree with me? I’d be glad to debate you Mr. Masterson (or any others who think I am wrong). I am a girl who just so happens to have the balls to challenge this entire website. I await your responses.
Once again gentlemen, notice the victim blaming going on here. Whimmin are good at it.
OK, let’s get started. Why do post-feminist women retain expectations of marrying up and preferential treatment in the media and before the law?
Hmmm…. I think the cunt’s head has exploded with unaccustomed cogitation. NEXT!
Ok… Pardon me but….
–>> Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Bitch is SIXTEEN(!!) and has the male shaming lingo WORD FOR WORD ALREADY spewing out of her fucking dumb poluted mind.
PRACTICALLY *ZERO* REAL WORLD PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH MEN ….. AND SHE ALREADY HATES THEM. MEN SHE DOESN”T EVEN KNOW. MEN WHO NEVER TREATED HER BADLY.
How tragic is that.
Whoever this cunt’s mother is should be ashamed of herself.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris
That’s Anglo-Saxon culture talking. These cunts suck up notions of misandry and entitlement from birth, like a Dyson. It is the cultural air they breathe, not any result of parenting.
:) I have a Dyson (vaccum cleaner).
Too bad it doesn’t suck my cock as well as a young man-hating bitch like this.
At least a Dyson WORKS and is a PLEASURE to use.
And it’s a hell of alot cheaper than a cunt like that.
I actually look FORWARD to using my Dyson.
Bitches like this I look forward to ejecting from my life.
DysonVaccumCleanersarebetterthanwomen.
@MUZALON… I just thought about this.
I don’t know…KIDS are like MEN.
Until the female mentality DESTROYS them.
CHILDREN LOVE MEN who are direct with them.
They listen, and smile, they don’t even BLINK when MAN teaches them stuff they can USE. I was a teacher of 6 year old girls. And I am 6′2″. THAT’S HUGE to a six year old. But they weren’t scared of me. Or the TRUTH.
And they more TRUTH I told them,
the better students they were!
Children actually KNOW when they are being fed bullshit.
They might swallow it because they are hungry for knowledge, but it doesn’t “taste as good” as the TRUTH.
• Women like to tell them SANTA is coming.
• Women like to tell them they are ALL SPECIAL.
(which is only another way of saying NONE of them are)
• Women like to tell each other “MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING”
and they LIE and pretend thats a WARNING.
Well — How MANY things should a man want from a woman he hardly knows?????? Should he want 100 things. A thousand things?? Or nothing at all????
GOOD PARENTING CAN UNDO THAT BULLSHIT.
You can EASILY make your daughter understand that it’s not an INSULT because a man is attracted enough to want to fuck you.
Its a COMPLIMENT.
And she should be GLAD that guy ONLY wants one thing from a woman he hardly knows.
Just check out any dating website…….
Women want a MILLION things from men they never even MET!
And they think that’s “GOOD”??????????
GOOD PARENTING CAN UNDO THAT BULLSHIT.
Very easily.
And BAD parenting is the fucking REASON this 16 year old cunt walks into a room full of men she doesn’t know and SPREADS HER CUNT like she has any fucking authority.
THATS BAD PARENTING. Period.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I’m 17 does that mean I must be a stupid teen as well? I have straight A grades and don’t believe in sex before marriage. I always respect my parents and yet still there are people like you guys saying that we put ourselves out there and be whores. I think you guys all need therapy! To the owner of this site: how old are you 12?!?! This site is ridiculous and I hope it shutsdown.
“–I’m 17 does that mean I must be a stupid teen as well?–”
Yes it most certainly does. The only time sex gets mentioned in posts is when a WOMAN brings it up. Why? Because women are OBSSESSED with it. You posted about it so you are too.
“–I always respect my parents and yet still there are people like you guys saying that we put ourselves out there and be whores.–”
Nobody is telling you to be a whore, it’s not necessary. By posting here your whoredom comes shining through. What the men here REALLY want you to do is fuck off this website.
“–This site is ridiculous and I hope it shutsdown.–”
The only way this site shuts down is if the next President runs on such a platform. But in doing so it would prove Dick right yet again. Women are fascists and hate the Constitution with provisions of free speech.
But even with women’s sites outnumbering men’s 1000-1 this site still thrives because of an unfeminine concept called truth. Men are the bringers of truth, and that makes men better than women.
unfortunately school SMARTS has zero to do with INTELLIGENCE
dumbass, do some research before you post shit