Ask Dick: Why Are Teenage Girls So Fucking Stupid?
A reader, Joey, sent me the following question.
How’s it going, Mr. Masterson? Straight to my man point, what the hell is the deal with young women who say that they don’t care about looks and want to settle with a man who cares for them, loves the, etc? These are freakin’ 15-17, 18 year old girls talking. What the hell are they settling down from? They’re reaching the age where they practice whore-crafts like fucking and sucking. You get my point.
Of course I get your point. If I didn’t get your point from that well-laid mansplanation, then I would have to be a woman. And then what would I do with my penis?
Use it as an ATM I guess. That’s all women seem to know what to do with them.
Women who are teenagers are like men who are teenagers. They’re stupider than their adult counterparts.
Granted, with women it’s hard to tell.
That’s why that show To Catch a Predator show on Dateline is unfair to all these alleged pedophiles. Just because a woman says she’s 14 and has the grammar of a drunken Carny, doesn’t mean that she is. Maybe she’s just having her period. Maybe she thinks that’s cute, who the fuck knows. Women lie all the time is my point. That’s why so many of them get pregnant.
Young women can’t do the same incredible things that young men can; things like sports and math and putting a mouse puppet on their penis and letting a snake bite it. Young women are just like women: they can’t do anything at all, incredible or not. As teenagers, however, they’re still full of hopes and dreams.
Stupid hopes and dreams.
When men are young men, they think they’re going to grow up and be Batman or James Bond or some fucking Rockstar playing two guitars at the same time; even if the odds are stacked massively against them. Batman, for example, didn’t weight 185 and drink Cherry Coke by the liter when he was 16. Women are the same, except a woman’s version of fortune and fame is a guy who will tolerate her for her endless parade of bullshit. Women are the Carnival of bullshit. It never fucking stops and by the third float you’ve seen just about all you’re going to see.
Teenage women who want a man who loves them, cares for them, and any other synonymous emotions women use because they love repeating themselves so fucking much, aren’t settling for anything. They’re just enjoying four years of the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream a woman ever experiences in her whole fucking life. The dream of having a say or a preference in a mythical man who takes an infinite amount of a woman’s grating, unending crap, occupies the life of the teenage girl. This is a dream women abandon at at the age of 22 in an act known as Learning Her Place.
Unless you count those harpy 30-somethings who think their pets are children. That’s the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream of femininity: children who can be locked in the fucking house.
Joey, minus ten Man Points for the non-offensive substitution of a swear word. Swearing loudly and with gusto is the best and manliest way to show anyone in ear shot that you are a man. That’s why teenagers do it so obnoxiously. They’re becoming men.
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Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
YOU FUCKING MORON WOMEN ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MEN IN FACT WE ARE SMARTER THEN YOU! ASSHOLE! SO FUCK OF YOUR JUST FEELING IN SUPERIOR TO WOMEN JACKASS! ITS GAYWADS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ALL THE YOUNG MINDS OF CHILDREN CORRUPT. MAKING THEM THINK ONE GENDER IS MORE SUPERIOR. SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND DIE! GO TO HELL AND FUCK YOU! Joey AND DICK MASTERSON FUCKING GAYWADS! SUCK YOU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKED UP PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A CREATURE!
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good, quality people are in the minority, which means that the majority of people do suck. so IGNORE THE STUPID PEOPLE like the plague and go for the smart. there are actually many women out there who are not whores, that are smart, have degrees, do things that men do. you don’t have to go gay, you just have to LOOK FOR THEM!!!
i find the dumb fucking poses and slutty faces in pictures of teenaged girls are gay. OK WE GET YOUR HAVING A GOOD TIME! take a normal fucking picture for once. and the stupid shit they talk about also. STFU
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My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
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GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
Uhhh, I just honestly think you dudes haven’t had been laid that much in life. Just drop the facade and maybe you’ll see a vagina for the first time.
Why are you pretending getting laid is difficult.
All women are whores.
Pay her price, you’re in.
Some times the price is an “I love you”
Sometimes its a dinner.
Sometimes it a few drinks.
Nothing difficult about it.
The man’s right Joe, it’s easy, try it. +20 Man points if they’re sober.
Not every women is a cheating whore.
Does everyone women go against a guy who beats up women? No! We know a lot of men beat up women, but we know not all of them, so we don’t say they all do. Atleast we have sense to know not all of them do that, but a lot do.
“it seems incredible that every point a woman makes on this site gets the same responses and i was wondering if you men understood it or ignored the points because they were actually making sense. Ignorance is not intelligence. Respect is not commanded, its earned.”
Nobody wants to hear the vacuous spew you call a “point” unless it involves you being honest and admitting that war is actually awesome, you’re a shallow whore, and you hate yourself because you’ll never enter what Buddhists call Manvhana.
nah lol woman are better than men, and so they shouldn’t be made less legal but we both live like sluts anyway
{{After centuries of fighting and finally gaining equal rights a woman who comes across an entire website like this is going to get pissed off!!! do you boys get it? do you comprehend?}}
Wow!!!……………….that bitch is asking us, we men should become sensitive to a wimmin’s fee….eee……ll……inggs & sensibilities.
Holy cow…………………….honestly what does that bitch wants to convey???……………..that wimmin are some kind of manna from heaven & that we men should be careful about what we say lest it offends their Miss Highness sentiments & incur their wrath.
Me thinks that bitch is desperately screaming……….ie begging for gang anal & facial cum shots to bring her down to earth.
{{After centuries of fighting and finally gaining equal rights a woman who comes across an entire website like this is going to get pissed off!!! do you boys get it? do you comprehend?}}
Note the above comment was made by a bitch………..go Erin.
AA wassup man, glad to see you on here. Yeah these bitches been on here talking krazy as usual. I been holding down the fort, though. We gotta let these feminists know that we are not gonna be reprogrammed by the bullshit they’re trying to say on this site.
Excuse me but i dont recall saying you need to be more sensitive towards women when you talk to them and understand our feelings, i merely explained why ‘Erin’ was angry, it seems incredible that every point a woman makes on this site gets the same responses and i was wondering if you men understood it or ignored the points because they were actually making sense. Ignorance is not intelligence. Respect is not commanded, its earned.
(Look at that shit, she thinks we’re attacking her)
Ignorance is when you first come to this website, and see the huge “NO WOMEN ALLOWED” sign right in front of you, and “Ignore” it. Women love to be degraded, and talked down to. That’s why they come here, otherwise they wouldn’t.
That is very true, Ash, very true indeed.
i Actually was just spectating until i started reading the most asurde things, then i thought i might comment. I think that you boys shouldn’t ‘asume’ what women love because i find that you are always wrong. Respect is not commanded, its earned boys.
And i am quite possitive that i do not feel attacked, actually quite the contrary, all i feel is calm and blistfull. This sight does not make me angry to many of the mens suprise, i don’t find it humerous either. Its simply ridiculously pathetic. I dont feel attacked so stop assuming, ignorant little children.
Thing is AA, it should have been called the ‘equal opportunity’ movement. Namely the chance to do something if you are capable of doing it, not ‘equal rights’ which dumb women believe gives them the ‘right’ to do anything they please, capable or not. Do YOU comprehend?
We men can’t allow ourselves to be fooled by this equality bullshit that women speak of. If you buy into it watch how she tips the scales in her favor. Equality is just some shit they come with to keep you from being the leader you’re supposed to be while she takes control on the sly.
One minute a bitch will say “I want a nice outgoing guy to spoil me”. In other words she wants some sucker of a guy to dominate. But when it comes to guys like us on this site who won’t buy that bullshit. Guys like us who know we are the top doggs overall. They come with that equality bullshit, because they know we’re not gonna pamper, coddle, or spoil their asses.
Basically, they wanna change/rule over men(the same way they come in your home and want to redecorate) to their likings, while having the man to believe things are on so called equal terms.
Skandal I wish your words were not true but they are. It is the natural order of things, men take responsibility and women take anything that isn’t nailed down (and then get a man to carry it to their badly parked SUV).
You know speaking of SUV’s. Why this lady pulled out half way in the road leaving from some store. She almost caused an accident. Then, by her not making a wide turn while coming out, she was stuck out holding up traffic sitting at an angle(dumbass can’t drive and shouldn’t be in an SUV of all vehicles).
I’m trying my best to describe it, but it’s really one of those things you have to see for yourself. But, at that moment, my homeboy was like why is it stupid bitches always want something big that they can’t handle? I said they’re just stupid like that.
{{Equality is just some shit they come with to keep you from being the leader you’re supposed to be while she takes control on the sly.}}
Skandal, this hits the final nail in the feminist coffin.
And I want all the guys on this site to note down this point. This is the god damned truth.
” THIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY FEMINIST BITCHES, BITCH WIVES, BITCH GIRLFRIEND & IN FACT BITCHES OF ALL HUES,VARIETIES HARP SO MUCH ON THE WORD EQUALITY”
Whenever a bitch so much harps on equality, copy this paragraph & paste under their comment.
Watch their reaction. It would be interesting to see what would be their reply to this comment.
The great paradox is while they would like to call the shots hiding behind a smoke screen, they avoid coming to the forefront & taking charge like a true leader like a man……………the reason they would then be made accountable to their action & deeds.
So they want control………………power to run the life of other men & wimmin but avoiding to take personal responsibility in case something goes wrong.
Think of a great leader……………………..president or prime minister of a country……………….the wives of these men would like to play a decisive role in their husbands decisions……………….but for a moment assume something goes wrong in the country for those decisions…………………the men would be literally hanged on the flag pole by their country men………..the wimmin folk will escape scot free.
That’s the one single most reason why we call wimmin bitches………………
THEY ALL WANT POWER & CONTROL LIKE MEN BUT THEY DO NOT WANT RESPONSIBILITY. THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTION & DEEDS…………….
THE FACT…………………..THEY WANT ALL THE PERKS & PRIVILEGES THAT GOES WITH BEING A LEADER BUT THEY DO NOT WANT THE PITFALLS, THE DOWNFALLS THAT COME WITH BEING A LEADER………
That is why wimmin always behave like a leader on the back seat……………call it back seat driving.
The whole point is they will make you a leader like a puppet……………..but they want the puppet strings to be in their bitchy hands……………..in other words……………the bitches rob you, cheat you of the freedom to do things independently like man.
Every man should know this thing…………………..
Hell yeah, you fucking right AA!!!!!!
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
It’s because of Disney movies. Seriously.
You’re a fucking sexist whore and i wanna punch the fucking shit out of you.
Oh sweety. Why are you VIOLENT because a man didn’t tell you what you want to hear????
Imagine if a man punched you in the tits for saying something he didn’t like. Men would never do that.
MenareBETTERthanwomen.
Women are so dumb, they lash out at men who never even treated them badly. All you have to do is THINK something a woman doesn’t like and she will lose her fucking mind.
Tragic.
no because dick deserves a good slap in the face, so does any woman talking the reverse.
You have no idea how correct you are with this point Chris. This feeblemindedness has destroyed what little respect some men once had for women.
There are laws against that; making direct physical threat? That’s a no, no, the feminista’s have been hypocritically protesting against domestic and gender violence for some time now. What are you going to do, hit him with your purse?
women are fucking stupid ahahaha
And your not much either. Get an intelligent point across or go away. Idiots are not welcome.
Those girls were probably raised in churches all their life – resulting in brainwashing. 17+ they start to think for themselves.
kike, jewbacca, big nosed jewling.
your a pedophile jew, i knew it.
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OMG these stereotypes of teenagers are hilarious!!!
Wow, ur a retard, not all 16 year olds weigh 185lbs. and drink cherry coke by the liter u prick.