Ask Dick: Why Are Teenage Girls So Fucking Stupid?
A reader, Joey, sent me the following question.
How’s it going, Mr. Masterson? Straight to my man point, what the hell is the deal with young women who say that they don’t care about looks and want to settle with a man who cares for them, loves the, etc? These are freakin’ 15-17, 18 year old girls talking. What the hell are they settling down from? They’re reaching the age where they practice whore-crafts like fucking and sucking. You get my point.
Of course I get your point. If I didn’t get your point from that well-laid mansplanation, then I would have to be a woman. And then what would I do with my penis?
Use it as an ATM I guess. That’s all women seem to know what to do with them.
Women who are teenagers are like men who are teenagers. They’re stupider than their adult counterparts.
Granted, with women it’s hard to tell.
That’s why that show To Catch a Predator show on Dateline is unfair to all these alleged pedophiles. Just because a woman says she’s 14 and has the grammar of a drunken Carny, doesn’t mean that she is. Maybe she’s just having her period. Maybe she thinks that’s cute, who the fuck knows. Women lie all the time is my point. That’s why so many of them get pregnant.
Young women can’t do the same incredible things that young men can; things like sports and math and putting a mouse puppet on their penis and letting a snake bite it. Young women are just like women: they can’t do anything at all, incredible or not. As teenagers, however, they’re still full of hopes and dreams.
Stupid hopes and dreams.
When men are young men, they think they’re going to grow up and be Batman or James Bond or some fucking Rockstar playing two guitars at the same time; even if the odds are stacked massively against them. Batman, for example, didn’t weight 185 and drink Cherry Coke by the liter when he was 16. Women are the same, except a woman’s version of fortune and fame is a guy who will tolerate her for her endless parade of bullshit. Women are the Carnival of bullshit. It never fucking stops and by the third float you’ve seen just about all you’re going to see.
Teenage women who want a man who loves them, cares for them, and any other synonymous emotions women use because they love repeating themselves so fucking much, aren’t settling for anything. They’re just enjoying four years of the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream a woman ever experiences in her whole fucking life. The dream of having a say or a preference in a mythical man who takes an infinite amount of a woman’s grating, unending crap, occupies the life of the teenage girl. This is a dream women abandon at at the age of 22 in an act known as Learning Her Place.
Unless you count those harpy 30-somethings who think their pets are children. That’s the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream of femininity: children who can be locked in the fucking house.
Joey, minus ten Man Points for the non-offensive substitution of a swear word. Swearing loudly and with gusto is the best and manliest way to show anyone in ear shot that you are a man. That’s why teenagers do it so obnoxiously. They’re becoming men.
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This honestly isn’t completely true, you see as I am one. But other than that America is the breeding ground for this concept, and I am not saying it is because we live in America, America seems to process limitless stereotypes across our country. I love America and quite frankly would not want to leave, but that is why many cultures hate America. I do not hear this from too many other cultures to be honest.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
When an American, idiot cunt like Kate calls you “asshole” - AND THE BITCH JUST WON’T LEAVE . . . you know you are doing something RIGHT.
If she DOES leave, then you are STILL doing something right, because you told her to leave. That’s how to turn EVERY interaction with women into a POSITIVE situation.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
“Asshole” is a HUUUUGE compliment coming from American women. In fact, its the BIGGEST compliment, because women just can’t get enough of it, and they keep coming back for MORE.
That’s exactly when I know sex is about to take place. Now all a guy has to do is tell her he will never be interested in fucking a cunt like that –>> and all HELL will break lose. She will complete lose her shit.
Regular as clockwork.
And they want a man’s “respect”.
Please.
American women will work 100X harder to WASTE THEIR ENERGY (AND TIME) trying to BLAME MEN for not being interested in them . .. . . before they make ANY EFFORT to be the kind of woman a man would ACTUALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH.
Then they say ” they are not happy “.
Hilarious.
No, that was you squeezing your pimples.
I usually like seeing the dumb women on this site losing arguments, but this is just embarrassing.
Yet another chick has been proven wrong after reciting the same old cliches.
I swear, some of these women must be mental masochists. They keep coming back for more punishment. It could just be a desire for attention, though…
Now I really have to go
Good night to all GUYS,
Shit I wanted to leave like an hour ago, and you still want more
Listen up cunt and listen up good. My gf orgasms all the time, first orgasm she reaches like after 2 minutes with me. If you wanna ever enjoy this type of success with a man, insted of streaching your cunt and ass by yourslef, better start liking what I say, cos This is a mind of a man who know how to make that happen.
wtf r u trying to say? r u a idiot?
IGAVEKATEANEDUCATIONTODAYIAMBETTERTHANKATESFATHER.
dot com.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
ah so u looked in the mirrior
Fuck, you’re stupid.
christ man ur a stupid idiot
WOMENarebetterthanchris
of course cuz thats wut u always do, do ur gf, i cant wait till u knock her up
Good night Chris,
Im leaving too, to do my gf now;)
WRONG BITCH . . . MORE WOMEN LIE ABOUT “RAPE” THAN MEN WHO ACTUALLY “RAPED”.
Take your statistics and GO FUCK THEM.
Menarebetterthankate.
better than my father did? ASSHOLE U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY FATHER. MY FATHER ACTUALLY DOES FAMILY STUFF WHAT WILL U DO WIT UR FAMILY?
IF U SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT MY FATHER I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GO CRAZY ON U
Hey Chris,
It was so easy to bring her back.LOLOL
this time watch out for a dildo, strike.
@STUDIOLINE . . . I think its time for new keyboard.
My “A” and “S” keys are not working properly.
Talk to you lter. keep up the good work.
STATISTICS SHOW THAT MEN DO RAPE WOMEN and men so if men are so pathetic that they have to rape both sexes cuz they cant get any from their gf or bf.. there fore woman are better for reporting them to the authority and puting their sick minds in jail for wut they do
@STUDIOLINE - I’m excellent thanks! :)
I gave that bitch an eduction BETTER THAN HER FATHER DID.
LMAO!!!!!
Hey Chris What’s up? Great here,
I dont think she is comeing back now, her circiuts are fried, We told her same thing in two different ways, so that had to be a shocker, Basically she now went for her dildo and toyng her ass
Cheers,