Watch Out Pedestrians! It’s Danica Patrick!
“Hi. Um, you know, it’s really, really unfortunate what happened today. Thoughts and prayers are with him, with his family and hopefully he can get back on the track soon and be able to do what he loves. Thank you.” – Danica Patrick
What the man in question “loves” is not getting hit by race cars — specially race cars driven by professional cocktease and race car driver Danica Patrick.
Last week, Danica Patrick proved once and for all that women do belong in professional car racing. They belong in the winner’s circle in a bikini, blasting cheap champagne all over celebrating men with awesome mustaches.
Women do not belong in the drivers seat. Women never belong in the driver’s seat.
Last week, Danica Patrick hit a pit crew member at Indianapolis Motor Speedway with her race car. She was going like a million miles an hour and also messed up his face with her back wheel. If the pit crew member in question had been a woman, he would probably be dead — or at least suing over a fucked up face.
“You don’t like to see that kind of thing, but, you know, it’s not Danica’s fault, it’s not anybody’s fault,” said Marco Andretti, Danica Patrick’s teammate and apparent co-conspirator in the murder of my good friend Personal Responsibility.
We’ve all said something stupid to cover for a woman’s mistakes. Well maybe not all of us. Not me for example, but either way, that’s why MenAreBetterThanWomen.com exists. On this website, we don’t have to praise women for their fuck ups. We can call a spade a spade and we can call a woman a vagina life-support system.
“Wrong place, wrong time,” said Mitch Davis, Dale Coyne Racing’s chief mechanic.
“Wrong place, wrong time, wrong gender,” said Dick Masterson.
Is it a coincidence that the only car going AWOL through the human herd of a crowded IndyCar pit was driven by a woman? Is it a coincidence that women get in more accidents per mile driven than men? Is it a coincidence that women look at how expensive your shoes are before deciding if they’re going to fuck you?
No. Women are whores.
“In this case, there isn’t anything differently that Danica could have done.” said Brian Barnhart, president of the IndyCar Series.
Yes there is. She could have gotten knocked up by a millionaire at 17 and never driven again. Chuck Buckman sure would be a lot happier today and his head would be a lot less lumpy.
But what if these guys are right? What if crashing a car into a person really wasn’t Danica Patrick’s fault? Even though it’s everyone’s fault in the real world even if they’re drunk.
I think I’ve figured out what these men are saying. Obviously, the powers that be removed the brake pedal from Danica’s car years ago and replaced it with a second gas pedal. We all know women drive slow as hell. The only reason Danica Patrick places in these races at all must be because instead of brakes, she has an extra gas pedal. The harder she wants to stop, the faster she goes.
If all that insane nonsense was true, then yes, it there was nothing Danica could have done differently.
“It’s no one’s fault” didn’t fly for Bill Buckner or Joey Buttafuco, and it will never fly on MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
When “better” becomes a dirty word, “fault” is next in line. Fault defines “betterness”. In order to undermine basic valuations of “betterness”, fault must be discounted.
Men are better than women. Electricity, medicine, and penicillin is our fault. It’s Danica Patrick’s fault her car ran into a fleeing person. Cars are better than people at moving around, Danica. Or did you not learn that at the age of 16 when your parents pulled you out of school and shoehorned you into the European racing leagues because they realized the potential cash cow of a woman race car driver who wasn’t afraid to sell out between the ages of 23 and 27.
Danica Patrick cheats. She’s 100 pounds lighter than all the other drivers and that makes her car 100 pounds faster. The loss of muscle mass does not cancel out the weight advantage. These people are driving high performance machines, not Flintstone mobiles.
She also hits people and then does her impression of that retarded Miss Teen USA contestant.
While we’re congratulating Danica Patrick on being the first woman to win an IndyCar race, let’s also congratulate her on being the first woman to brutalize a pit crew member with a thousand pounds of steel and fiber glass. If Bill Buckner can’t get away with blowing the World Series, why does Danica Patrick get away with committing the worst female driving disaster in history?
It’s because she’s a woman. As long as women can cry and look good in a bikini, they’ll never have to deal with my friend Personal Responsibility. And that’s a good thing, as he is a very crude man.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/racing/05/09/danica.strikes.crew man/
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080509/SPORTS0107 /80509042/1052/SPORTS01
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Bitch’s. Foot jobbing the break pedal does not, equal shifting the car into park.
Notice in the video, the concern for the car… and lack of concern for the property which she damaged.
Bloke goes off to work on a oil rig. He wants his wife to stay faithful to him so he buys her first vibrator. After a few days, knowing she’s not the sharpest knife in the draw he rings her to see how she’s getting on while he’s away. After a few minutes he asks her how shes getting on with the vibe. She tells him, ‘I’ve just come back from the dentist. It shook all my fillings out!’
After he’d hung up she posted a comment on MABTW.com, under the name of Dan.
I was in a sex shop a while back…. looking for one of those “bluetooth vibrators” for a lady friend. You know, so I can dial her up and give her an orgasm with my phone.
Anyway…..
There it was, just sitting on the shelf….
I couldn’t believe my eyes!
A BLOW-UP SHEEP!!
(It almost gave me a wooly.)
I ever-so-gently it picked it up in my arms, turned to the man behind the counter and said: “Are there really guys out there who can’t even pick up a SHEEP???????”
…and he couldn’t stop laughing.
Sheeparebetterthanwomen.
Q: Why do the men in Greece bang the sheep closest to the cliff???
A: They push back harder.
Yeah, This site need to go. Its one thing to crack a joke a time or two but this guy is serious. Let me get this straight. Women are not perfect and neither are men. Its what makes US human beings. Women are just as talented and intelligent as men are in every way, shape, and form. Its ok to have your freedom of speech but to devote a whole website to the topic is beyond acceptable.
Spoken like a true feminazi, Check back with us, when they start demonizing men, and devote entire websites that serve no purpose but to raise funding to do just that.
…Oh wait they all ready do…
Fuck you, and you’re misguided opinions, laced with double standards.
Some of us ARE serious.
We sincerely believe, at very least, in spirit of what Dick is satirising, namely that ‘men and women are different’. Not just in the very obvious physical differences which none can deny, but differences in our psychological and indeed our neurological capacities and abilities.
Science endorses our belief; ‘male’ and ‘female’ brains to a discernable degree are physically differenent and exchibit different ways of ‘operating’.
So in whom do you place your trust? Do you believe in the work of our greatest scientists or the Oprah?
Tough one…
As to the gender’s emotional differences?
Can you honestly say that the way men and women feel and express emotion is exactly the same? Are you suggesting that as many men have a strong ‘broody, maternal, “Oh my God! Look, at that baby other there!”‘ instinct as women? So women have that same ‘lust for combat’, that same ‘aggressive, competitive drive’ that most men feel? Well?
So correct me if I’m wrong. If men and women differ physically, emotionally and neurologically then how the FUCK can they be considered equal?
If we ARE different then surely there will undoubtedly be various skills requiring specific mental and physical traits where one gender will consistently out perform the other? Stands to reason doesn’t it?
Men already have larger, stronger bodies and are less inclined to succumb to emotional irrationality, so yes men are probably the most ‘useful’ gender but humanity cannot prosper without women.
I believe women in general have made a HUGE mistake in confusing, ‘equally important’, with ‘equally able’.
Does it not stand to reason that if men and women are NOT the same, then all this ‘equality’ legislation and concerted social drive then becomes ‘bull shit’!?
‘Equality’ is hurting men but not actually benefiting women, so this madness has to be stopped.
This site, at least for some of us, is the line drawn in the sand.
If you don’t agree, the Web is VAST, I respectfully suggest you surf elsewhere.
I’m drunk, horribly drunk, so please forgive any errors in my previous incoherent rambling…
You points are still good Watcher as usual. Dan’s a woman anyway. Gone…………
See THAT’S how drunk I am, did not even notice it was a woman. LOL.
Anyway, thanks Harry.
“the Oprah”
I love it…
God, it should have been obvious!
Poor English from the first sentence on.
Devoid of evidence or reason.
Contradictory.
Threatening.
I feel so stupid, if usemenonly were around, I would take it out on her!
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I am shutting this site down.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
The epitome of pop tart. I have been an Indy car fan my entire life. In all those years, I have never heard such a whiny, spoiled brat, enter a sport and have the media label her a media darling. The other drivers know her shtick and she has finally learned that no one gives a crap she’s a woman; this means no free passes, no give-aways, no special considerations. This explains why she has won one race in 4 + years. Milka Duno might not be the best driver in the world, but she doesn’t whine and told Danica something she didn’t know about Danica during a racing incident. Milka doesn’t win either, but more importantly she doesn’t whine and she sure as hell does not take Danica’s crap. Men hate whining because it shows gender equality for what it is; a sham. Besides, it is annoying and sounds like the mating call of a piece of chalk.
I AM BEGGING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TO STOP RAPING OUR CHILDREN IF YOU HATE WOMEN, DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM…..SUCK A COCK, ITS BETTER ANYWAY!!! BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SICK FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem “joe” is that you don’t have anything else to say besides HATE. Whimmin do that all the time, it’s common.
Joe mama.
STOP RAPING CHILDREN YOU MOTHER FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECES OF SHIT!!! WE DON’T HAVE ROOM FOR YOU ANYMORE IN OUR JAIL SYSTEM, OR ON OUR REGISTRY! JUST STOP IT PLEASE!! ALL THIS HATRED TOWARD WOMEN IS CAUSING OUR LITTLE GIRLS THEIR SAFETY!! STOP MEN, STOP RAPING CHILDREN!!!
SKANDAL AND STUDIOLINE WON’T GIVE THEIR REAL NAMES CUZ WE’D TELL THE FUCKING POLICE THAT THEY WON’T KEEP THEIR DIRTY FUCKING COCKS OFF OUR CHILDREN!!! MY NEIGHBOR WAS RAPED AND KILLED BY A MAN., NOT A WOMAN!!! FUCKING PIGS—WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MESS WITH LITTLE GIRLS???? JUST CUZ YOU HAVE WOMEN? THATS WHY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????
So much HATE from you”joe” and whimmin like you, towards us men. Why are you doing it to yourself joe???
It could very well be Joanna or Josephine.
This actually is sad – funny cos you name is NOT Joe.
Whimmin are so busy hating men, that they don’t have the mental space to look at themself and see tha amount of stupid shit that never works they make.
SKANDAL—-THE COPS WILL BE COMING FOR YOU SOON—GETTING YOUR FUCKING DIRTY HANDS OFF OF CHILDREN YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE!! THE PRISONS ARE OVERCROWDED!!! WHY DON’T YOU GUYS STOP RAPING CHILDREN?? WHY??????????????????
AND THE REASON DANICA IS A LESBIAN IS THE SAME REASON ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIANS…..MEN RAPED THEM WHEN THEY WERE STILL IN FUCKING DIAPERS, YOU NASTY ASSED PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR LIVING!! YOU RAPE LITTLE GIRLS SO THEY GROW UP LESBIANS OR FIRGID AND YOU WONDER WHY???????? BECAUSE YOU RAPE CHILDREN YOU MOTHER FUCKING PEDOPHILES, CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FUCKTARDS
Guys – And this comes from a woman (a whimmin) who few posts ago was claiming to be a man. Trully sad.
Wassup studio, Howz it going bro?
Wassup skandal my man?:))
Some time ago you wrote me a message and I just saw it and could not respond, having things to do…
Im just working on things, just peaked here and what do I see??? The amout of garbage whimmin left on our site in the mean time made me to write some posts anyway.
Yeah that’s women for ya(love to argue) & that’s what I was telling “The Watcher” on the day before yesterday. We also had a very enlightening conversation about our overall responsibilities as men.
Then this woman comes to the site named Joe, then changes her name to Jack,then back to Joe, while coming forth with all this gay & pedophile shit. You know that’s womanly behavior to the fullest. So Watcher and I decided to ignore her. There is no sensible truth or logic to any of her posts. So why even entertain them? When I see that MAN-HASH on on here, I don’t even read what she has to say, it’s unimportant & worthless(just like she is as a person). I’m only responding that what is a valid point made by a MAN like myself or a reasonable argument from women(cause you know women have too much of a resilient & argumentative nature to stay off).
Exactly women only know how to talk shit and make every possible mistake with a man.
skandal my man gotta go now, but wanna talk to you, so take care for now man. Cheers.
When you know that you are of higher intelligence than a person(especially some chick). Why argue with the fool? Remember the loss of Man points that comes from it. It’s like this older wise person once told me ” You don’t argue with a fool, because people won’t know who is the fool & who isn’t.”
You take care too studio, Peace brother.
Any man who plays cover up by saying “it’s not her fault” in the blind hope that he may get some pussy out of shilling for the les-bitches, is a fucking moron. It’s always a woman’s fault. It’s like Dick says women get into more accidents than men, I know that’s pointing out the bleeding obvious, but he makes a damn good point. These little bitches are only in racing because of commercial and marketing interests, which is part of the reason that the IRL is going to fail.
Ms. Danica Lesbian Partrick has NO racing accomplishments and it wouldn’t matter if she did because racing is and always has been a men only sport. Racing is meant to keep women out. You can tell how good a series is by how little women are in it. This chick isn’t even pretty, so I don;t know where all this “she’s hot” crap comes from, she’s a boobless troll with a bitchy face wow let’s put her in FHM now she’s gorgeous, NOT!
Like I said the more women in a racing series the less likely anyone is to watch it.
Exactly Craig. And it’s becasue women are programmed to only being negative towards men. This surely leads to disasters.
Both of guys(Craig & studioline) are right. It didn’t take for me to hear Dick say it to know that women get into more accidents than men. Damn near everyday I’m on the road, me or someone else come close to having a collision. When I get close to the culprit or person at fault, “what do I see?” oftentimes, a fucking chick texting or talking on the phone while driving.
Fuck no, nobody’s gonna watch more women racing. Do you know anyone who watches the WNBA? I sure as hell don’t.
ANY MAN THAT SAYS ALL WOMEN HATE SEX AND ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES ALSO KNOW FOR A FACT THAT ALL MEN ARE PEDOPHILES WHO ARE RAPING OUR BOYS AND GIRLS!!! STOP RAPING OUR CHILDREN GUYS!!! THIS MEANS SKANDAL, CRAIG, FAT CHRIS, WATCHER AND ALL YOU OTHER STRAIGHT MEN WHO WILL NOT LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE!! DATELINE AND THE POLICE ARE COMING FOR YOU GUYS!! I REAPEAT——ALL MEN ARE FUCKING PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
She didn’t even try to swerve – I can see it. Oh, I’ve seen it before. The way the car moves – I can perceive the whole attitude.
She’s a whore alright:
http://www.offshorebettor.com/images/danica/danica109.jpg
@ “What said”: Did you not see the statement right in the middle of the article that said “All women are whores”?? You’re the fuckin’ idiot that can’t read because if you would have used even a fraction of your brain you would have noticed this. The funniest thing is it’s even it’s own statement. It’s not even hidden somewhere in a paragraph?!?! Just another dumb bitch proving that Men truly are better than women.
- Sgt. Reyes
indycar is nothing , Formula 1 is everything .Even in european racing competitions there are a few women , and they always fill the last spot. But why are women doing there??? only marketing so fucking sick rabid feminist bitches would watch their women idol and make ratings for the TV post and other.Women can’t drive , can’t park a car .This bitch has copyied other men driving and now wants to be one , but even though her car is lighter because fat is lighter than muscles and men have a 13% bigger brain , this bitch still doesn’t compare to a real men like sebastian bourdais and etc . In indycar there are lots of amators and this bitch with the intensive training she had , she’s still no match to men.
TITS!
Wikipedia says:
“In Patrick’s first race with AGR at Homestead on March 24 she finished 14th after crashing into the pit wall on lap 154.”
“Her luck would get a little better at Infineon as she ran in the top 10 and finished 6th. However a series of slow pit stops kept her from what could have been an even better finish.”
“At the season finale in Chicagoland Speedway, Patrick ran most of the race in the top 6, but had to make a pit stop for fuel with 7 laps to go. When entering pit lane, Patrick spun-out but avoided damage to her car.”
Poor girl. Pulling to the side has always been difficult for her.
Also, she’s a complete fucking bitch:
“At Milwaukee, Patrick started second to last but moved up quickly to 5th before contact with Dan Wheldon. Patrick managed to save the car from hitting anything but the wreck caused aerodynamic damage. She used a timely caution to get back on the lead lap and finish 8th. After the race she and Wheldon had a heated exchange after she tried to confront him about the wreck.”
“During the Indianapolis 500 on May 25, 2008, she retired from the race early after a collision in the pitlane. As Ryan Briscoe exited his pitbox the two cars collided, damaging Patrick’s left rear suspension and eliminating both from the race. After being pushed back to her own pit, Patrick left her car and headed down pit road towards Briscoe’s pit at which point IMS security intervened, preventing an on-track confrontation.”
Going by what evidence we have, she appears to be psychometrically male. Just a biological oddity of a woman born with a male architecture brain, which you do see every now and again.
Yeah, “works” for her money by running down her own pit crew. Just like the checkout chicks down at the grocery store “work” for their money by not remembering my request for a “soft 20-pack of Malboro Reds” long enough to avoid asking me 3 times what it was I asked for. Just like those female newspaper editors “work” for their money by filling the minds of other women with cinnamon buns, teddy bears, weddings, rabid feminism, and other assorted bullshit. Just like feminists “work” for their money by tearing down the social system that allows them to live beyond childbirth and the age of 20, that allows them to use their time for “working” instead of foraging in the bushes for berries or whatever the fuck. “Work” for their money by stripping men of privileges we earned through the blood, sweat and tears of our fathers, the efforts of the great men that succeeded and the corpses of the untold millions that failed on the path to greatness and have been forgotten.
good work, women. you have confirmed in the last 40 years what men have been saying for 40 generations. enjoy your “equality” while it lasts.
Are you fucking with me? Not her fault! Just like it wasn’t the terrorists fault for the deaths on 9/11. My God what is this world coming too!!!