Dating: Why?
What: Dating in a manly fashion.
When: Never. Dating is a loss of Man Points.
Where: Anywhere. Women are like Starbucks. They’re all over the place, and they’re all over-priced.
Who: As hot as you can afford. Be careful. Women think credit is the same as money.
What’s missing is why. Why put up with the cell phone calls during dinner, the crazy clairvoyant dreams they keep a secret until four months in, the piss-poor attitudes, the 1001 ways a woman can talk about her dog, the addiction to American Idol and “dance porn”, the talking — the endless fucking talking? Why date?
Why: To get laid. Don’t ever forget it.
10 out of 10 guys agree that the only reason to treat women like anything more than tree stumps is to get laid.
Men, by nature, are not cockblockers. That’s why we speak to women period. We’re collectively and pre-emptivley lubing the gears of social intercourse.
And by “social” intercourse I mean “sexual” intercourse.
Whenever a man takes time out of his busy day to address a woman, he’s giving her self-respect. Male attention charges up a woman’s sex drive like an over-pumped BB gun. Especially fat women. They need social interaction more than abandoned dogs — and from what I hear, they’ve got a hair trigger.
Gross.
The point is, the only reason men talk to women at all is so they’ll eventually put out. Just because you’re not fucking every girl you talk to at Hot Dog on a Stick doesn’t mean she’s not thinking about it later while her boyfriend’s getting lucky.
Women are cheating whores.
Women are like a cheap wine. It takes loads of people to make it happen because cheap wine only makes money in bulk, packaging is all that maters because what’s inside is shit, and even a little bit will give you a massive headache.
Dating is just your turn to take a swig.
Decide how much your time and money are worth in advance and call a dry cow a loss. “Milk” is never free. It can’t be because someone’s spending his evening sweet talking the cow.
Time is money.
Date to get laid. And remember what my friend Rufie Josh says:
“I may not have the greatest game in the world, but I can still pull off a fat chick.”
Still gross.
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February 16th, 2008 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f56549d00273a
Isnt it strange that women try to make fun of men for having a small penis when they dont even have one? It’s like if they made fun of someone for having a small car when they dont even have a car. They are the ones that should be made fun of.
I dont know. Just thinking.
February 17th, 2008 at 1:45 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Thank you dick. And of course the feminists don’t want this to be equal. They love not having to do shit to get free food, free sex, free rides… MEN WE HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY FUCK IT or we deserve what we get…
February 17th, 2008 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30
Seconded.
They also seem to think that men only gauge their own manliness by their penis size, and that to insinuate that it is small is an attack against their character. For a woman, who gauges their own personal self worth on their sexuality, this makes sense. For a man, who gauges their own personal self worth on money, friends, and how many women they have laid, it is meaningless.
A billionaire with the smallest dick in the world will still get laid more often than a pauper with a dick the size of a horse.
Also, women seem to forget that the average Vagina really can’t handle an exceptionally large penis. If you are a completely loose whore, then yes, you practically need a foot to fill up that coffee can of yours.
My impression of every women’s insults: “Blah blah blah gay blah blah blah small dick blah blah blah you’ve never had a girlfriend”.
You see? Women only gauge a man’s worth based on their own. As a man, we couldn’t care less.
My impression of a man’s insult? Read every post I have ever made.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: ebddb3eb89426
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself.
“Where’s Eve?” He asked.
“Well,” said Adam, “She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.”
“So where is she?” asked God.
“Well, she went down to the river to wash up.” replied Adam.
“Damn,” said God. “Now I’ll never get the smell out of the fish.”
February 18th, 2008 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30
Aww man, that’s nasty!
February 18th, 2008 at 10:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c7534169421d
HAHAHA. Wow I have never seen anyone so bitter. What HAPPENED to you? Someone break your heart? Awww poor little guy. Now how about you do something productive in your life instead of spreading hate? Ok, thanks.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd366d6e712fb
I love this website.
February 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: b940b520cdc21
“I Get It” by Chevelle. Men > Women
February 19th, 2008 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: c04456432da11
Have you been on Dr.Phil?
Have you wrote a book?
How much traffic does your webiste get?
Does my point get across, dimwit?
February 19th, 2008 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b70ca6b80fc1
Thats a good one.
*D3C*
February 19th, 2008 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: e2e30a247b61d
Talon:
“Have you been on Dr.Phil?
Have you wrote a book?
How much traffic does your webiste get?
Does my point get across, dimwit?”
Sorry I didn’t mean it like that. I wasn’t trying to offend or get anyone to pull out the name-calling card, but I was more asking the question of what has this guy done for the betterment of the world? I don’t have a website, I’m in the process of writing a book, and I would rather not go on Dr. Phil…most of his shows deal with alcoholic parents and such. But, I’m young, and just starting college. So maybe in a few years I will be able to say I have written a book and I have a website, but first I’m joining the Peace Corps :-). (But please no Dr. Phil). I guess I’m just wondering what has Dick done to really help others/ the world? Maybe he has done some service to end hunger and homelessness or something? Or does he just write about how women suck? Once again, I’m not trying to offend.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: e860c5b3790c4
Women suck but you wouldnt notice since you’re young.
Dick hss helped enlighten many young men and a few women to the ugly truth about todays women. He may have saved many of these young men from marital suicide.
Since many men are finding women to be a burden and all around screw up in relationships Dick is reassuring the guys that it isn’t only their imagination.
Feminism is the main problem with modern women.
Any women that claims she is a feminist is admitting she is a few french fries short of a happy meal.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2e30a247b61d
Thanks for the info, Billy. I see now how people can see Dick as doing something positive. And yes I agree that feminism is not helpful in this world. Feminists say that women are better than women, and this is completely false. However, on the other hand, it’s not correct to say that men are better than women. I guess I’m young and fanciful, but I say that we are equals. We couldn’t have one without the other. But I know that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it’s what makes the world go ’round. That’s why it’s important to have websites such as this one that allow a world that is too often fed feminist ideologies to see the other side. Maybe one day my dream will come true and we will respect and understand the other gender better, but until then, to each his own.
February 19th, 2008 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60b9632657c7c
Difference does not imply equality.
-Dick
February 24th, 2008 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 095741f04f6e5
Feminists don’t want equality. They want superiority, gift-wrapped and handed to them every morning like its fucking Christmas. Equality shouldn’t even be the goal, but unity instead.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What I believe is the universal constant in the universe is the simple distinction and correlation between the physical world and the mental one. In short, your body will never change who you are, not even the very anatomy of said body. I realize now that men and women are not two social groups, or two groups of anything other than an unforeseen natural evolutionary process. Nature throws a curve ball, and even than we might have men ‘born into women’s bodies’ and vice versa. However, even then, the body is only a conduit to the physical world, and one’s superficial appearance is absolutely trivial in comparison to one’s mental and physical competence. That is equality - and both sexes had it better BEFORE THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT! The feminist movement was an absolutely horrific miscarriage of mental masturbation left unchecked.
Fucking sluts like manhole here think they can assign a gender to themselves and then suddenly magically get our attention. They should be punished like Достое́вский.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_machine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognisance
April 6th, 2008 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4364dcb673ffb
WOW.
A bunch of iggnorant BOYS rambling on about how horrible women are.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Let me guess….
A.You’ve had your poor little hearts broken because your to pathetic to meet a womens standards
B.Your mommy didnt show you enough attention,or didnt love you enough.
C.You have an incredibily small penis.
D.All of the above.
April 13th, 2008 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e
Your comeback is as predictable as a morning shit. Dick already disproved A. through C. with his cunning man-logic. Now do yourself a favor and go finish watching whatever intellectual stuff thats on Oxygen or Lifetime.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7db326089e89e
Must what defines a person be only manifested in the betterment of others? I pity one who thinks such a thing, regardless of gender. Helping a million is no better than helping none so long as you do not actively insist on helping others. In fact, I would go so far as to say helping none is actually greater than helping many if you honestly wish to help none.
But I trust you have never read Emerson (and I can say this because of your comment), so I will refrain from any attempts to stimulate your mind. Rather, I will lower myself to your juvenile agenda. You see, Dick has helped many. And I wager he has helped more than you will ever. Dick has inspired the human race to think. He has implored the use of intelligence in argument. And from what I gather, he has made a living off this wonderful act.
Plainly, he has taught us to hate what is inept. If you explored your initial statement, you will find an ejaculation so rich in bullshit, you would have to reconsider your life. You say you have never seen anyone so bitter, yet Dick couldn’t be less bitter. You assume someone has broken Dick’s heart, yet you’ve never met the man before. And, more than anything, you fail to see the greatness in Dick’s design.
Regardless of whether or not Dick genuinely hates woman is moot. Even in a lie, Dick has done more good than you will ever dream of. I say this because your inanity could never allow for such greatness.
Explore the flower of thought, and free yourself from mental slavery.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
you ma’am are part of the problem, shut up.
signed
the man-space invader