Dick Masterson’s 2009 Man Challenge
I was getting so many text messages from hot babes on New Year’s Eve that my phone overloaded and permanently shut down. At least that’s what the technician at the Verizon store told me and I have no reason to doubt him. Not only does that mean I am 100% right when I say women love being told their place in life — especially hot women — but it also means that it’s a new year, and thus time for a Dick Masterson Annual Man Challenge.
Congratulations to all of you who passed my Dick Masterson’s 2008 Man Challenge. It was a tough one and by my estimation only two of you actually passed, but you all had fun trying.
Now buckle up your boners, gentlemen, because even you two returning gladiators are going to need an extra set of nuts to beat this year’s Dick Masterson’s 2009 Man Challenge.
As I explained last year, new year’s resolutions are for ladies. They’re for people who get as much personal satisfaction out of intending to better themselves than actually doing it. Women think buying a guitar and playing a guitar is the same thing. Women think not enjoying the blowjob she drunkenly gave her coworker during the Christmas party makes her a faithful wife.
If she didn’t like it, it didn’t happen.
1. Don’t ever argue with a woman: Man Point Day Off
Women are like a broken clocks with tits. When 11:37 rolls around, she seems like the smartest set of tits on Earth. But that’s why God only intended sex to last 14 minutes. Otherwise, women would have all day to call the shots instead of just the time it takes to give your junk a sink bath.
Women are always wrong. Women get lucky from time to time and act like complete cunts about it, but remember this: even if a woman is right, she’s wrong.
You see, women don’t use logic like men do. And without logic, you can’t be right. You can only be a lucky pain in the ass. Without logic, you can’t be reasoned with or convinced in any way. You can’t understand the difference between feelings and rational thought, beyond the fact that both are coming out of someone’s mouth, and if that’s all it takes to be a good argument, I might as well start calling my cock Henry Kissinger! Actually, I am going to do that now.
Nicknaming your own penis: +200 Man Points
When you argue with a woman, you are effectively saying you have nothing better to do today than waste your time. Check your penis at the door, kemo sabe. She’s not listening, she won’t do shit if you don’t do what she says, and nothing in the world will make her happy. A freeze on your Man Points for the rest of the day is your penalty for being a jackass.
2. Find a wild stripper: +3,000 Man Points
Strippers exist in the wild. That is to say, strippers are out there walking around like normal women: shopping, buying books, looking at celebrity gossip on the internet, whatever else women do. I know this to be true in theory, and I have personally seen it!
To complete my Dick Masteron’s 2009 Man Challenge, you have to find a wild stripper! Bag her, tag her, and make sure to find out where she works! She won’t want you to know because the last thing she wants is your grinning ass showing up with a hard on and her real name, but that’s the best thing about being a man. Who gives a fuck what women want?
3. Kill an animal: +1 Man Points per pound
Animals are meant to be killed by human men. It doesn’t matter if you’re going to eat them or stuff them full of candy and play a practical man-joke on kids. Shoot a pig, buy a fur, send a dog to the pound, it doesn’t fucking matter. As long as you killed for reasons that fall between providing a slight convenience and “yucks”, you did the right thing.
Because really, what more noble goal is there than providing slight convenience?
Animals are just like computers. They have no soul and no mystical sense of anything beyond what goes in their stomachs. “Animal rights” is a profitable misnomer invented by women just like every other “humanitarian” movement that all follow one simple theme:
Bitches will get uncomfortable if they can’t feel the end of their leash.
Women are like dogs. If they can’t feel you yanking on their emotional leash and telling them to calm the fuck down about shit they don’t understand, they’ll lose their goddamn minds. Have you ever met a woman who was a humanitarian crusader? Did she seem happy to you? No. She seemed wound up tighter than Tex Avery at a tit factory.
Do her a favor. Aim for the stray cat.
4. Pick up a check: +18% Man Points
The Pick Up Artist community has turned thousands of young men into silly cheap-shits. Their “The Game” plan is simple:
1. Don’t pay for shit.
2. ?
3. Pussy!
But that’s like switching from live bait to dynamite when you’re fishing in the bathtub. Here’s a straighter line between points U and P:
1. Stop dating chicks that aren’t going to fuck you!
But in the end, they’re half right. If you’re shooting booty calls out of a cannon, the appletini’s are going to add up. And so are the Planned Parenthood receipts. My point is, fine, don’t pay for women, but do pay for men because Dick is getting a bit sick of picking up the tab every fucking time.
Money is an aphrodisiac. Paying for drinks, paying for movie tickets, paying for any bullshit no matter how cheap it is will get a lady’s humper pumping. That’s a guarantee. But more importantly, using a calculator when the check comes is a loss of fucking Man Points. Counting your tax out in 1’s is a loss of fucking Man Points. Asking for change when the group is bigger than 5 people is a loss of fucking Man Points. A surprise missing 120 dollars on the New Year’s Eve tab is a loss of everyone’s fucking Man Points except mine. Fuck you cheap assholes.
But in all seriousness, always pay for a girl’s abortion. Or make sure you physically see the receipt.
5. Have two threesomes with the same girls: -50 Man Points
Anyone can have a threesome. I’ve had like seven. You can catch two “lesbians” on a bad day. You can guilt your wife into it after she dings your new car. Whatever you want. But having two threesomes with the same two chicks? Forget about it. That’s a man challenge. Even with hookers, having two threesomes with the same two chicks requires a level of cunning and manipulation so great, Machiavelli himself would give you a congratulatory blow job. But that’s the thing about getting a blow job from Machiavelli. What’s he after?
Getting your cock passport stamped in threesome town can be a treacherous affair. Imagine if they had a type of cocaine that only worked on emotions. Actually, don’t imagine that. I’ve seen it and I hated every second of it. Having a threesome is like carrying two early-90’s computer monitors across a tightrope over a swimming pool. In other words, it’s precarious as fuck — and not as sexy as you thought it would be — but the only thing you stand to lose is personal relationships with women, and who gives a fuck about those!
Having a threesome is a subtraction of Man Points because seriously, fuck you.
Send me an email if you manage to topple this year’s Dick Masterson’s Man Challenge. I will post a log of the year’s manliest man men below.
And also, stay tuned to SuperFrat for the thrilling conclusion of my Dick Masterson Chauvinist Detective saga. As you can see in the strip below, my pants have come off. That’s when I mean business.
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omg you are so cool….dick masterson is my idol !!!
keep on going
BatM my cock is on your mind I see, CUNT!
I wonder if your dick is big enough to fill your mouth? :)
I wonder if your dick is big enough to fit in your mouth? :)
Guys for God’s sakes open your eyes, whimmin have never ever loved us from the beginning of time. They have used, manipulated and stabbed us in the back from day one!
We love them becuase we are inherently good. give ourselves to our brothers,cunts and children again and again!
Men since ancient times knew this and treated women for what the were, pussy and baby macj=hines. That’s all they are good for and ever will be because that’s what they are created for.
A flat chested cunt could easily breast feed a baby just as well as a stacked bimbo! There bodies are created to bring us pleasure! That is there purpose.
All of the ancient men knew this from wisdom and kept them at their place, giving an illogical beings any form of knowledge or power is a disaster about to happen!
Billion of their own children aborted, men risk their lives to protect them and cunts kill them.
They have successfuly reduced the US male population by Millions blocking health care for men, putting them in jail for false crimes/rape.
A man commits suicide every 25 divorce!
THESE ARE YOUR FELLOW BROTHERS! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism
Good men who have done nothing wrong, who are turned because cunts “FELT” like it!
Love is blind -Wake up and see what is happening to little boys in schools, paying child support after being raped by cunts, the child molesters and killers walking out of jail!
Women who castrate their husbands recieve counselling and walk out free while cunts around the world openly cheer castration!
http://www.likelike.com/pollcommentary/2212?PHPSESSID=9985f88c383a72b3 cb099ded587a5532
Bitches openly pushing for castration of all males
Benign: Thinking about your fellow male students. Try and get some of them to read The Manipulated Man. I know I keep going on about it and I don’t agree with everything she’s written. I do think it put’s into perspective a females actual role, whatever her chosen path or politics. At least after reading it they can’t say they weren’t warned because they will see the truth of it as they live their lives.
Another very easy read but by an old and respected auther is Animal farm by George Orwell. I was taught this in my school years, to point out the Nazi and Communist system and their failings, through post read discussions. Yup occasionally I didn’t find school boring. Funnily enough I think I remember the names of the 2 main pigs, Napoleon and Snowball. But try as I might I can’t remember the name of the old work horse, who eventually was sent to the glue factory after his usefulness had ended. Todays man? I actually recommend Animal Farm over the other. Do they still use this in school these days I wonder? It might make young men wake up to the current social conditioning is my thought. So I’d guess no.
*Author*
‘All animals are equal’……….later amended with, ‘but some are more equal than others’
‘but some are more equal than others’
They may not all be writing or saying it (some are, ‘WE GIVE BIRTH’)
But they’re ALL living it.
Harry – don’t worry about seeming or being redundant. I sure am.
But all I’m trying to do is get men some CREDIT for doing good things, in a media-driven society which focuses on their bad (honestly, I don’t care that men invented or discovered most things. But the way we’re being castigated by whimmin these days, we have to keep hittin’ ‘em with the good our gender has done for EVERYBODY).
I mean, imagine if we were to claim “whimmin STOLE those ideas/inventions from us!”
They would laugh at us; but they expect us to buy into that same nonsense from them.
Would whimmin have even had the chance to be credited with inventing anything from wombs to windshield wipers if MEN hadn’t figured out how to forge steel, extrude plastics, create glass, vulcanize rubber, etc.?
NO – yet they take credit for “inventing” things whose composite parts were already created by men, whose fabrication was made possible by the machinery men created, and which in many cases, ALREADY existed in some form before they (females) were credited with “inventing” it.
I’m tired of the silly lies we’re supposed to tell each other and integrate into our worldview just so certain groups don’t have to “feel inferior or offended.”
Jack’s right about at least one thing – this has gotten WAY out of hand (but I DON’T believe in ANY violence against whimmin)…
IActuallyDoReallyLoveThem
I have felt that way for about fifteen years.
Benign & Watcher: Don’t let it get you down fellas. Merely be aware of todays woman and be alert to everything she will truelly bring to the table. It’s sad that something so good could have been so fucked up by what in essence was a good idea. I could have put that better but I’m sure you get my meaning and it’s been a long day.
Things will change Harry, of that I’m certain.
Benign: If you ActuallyDoReallyLove “whimmin” why do you try to make them feel bad about themselves? Warped feminists do that about men, and it’s wrong, but two wrongs don’t make right.
Silently accepting todays situation will benefit men? Not in the slightest, stop trying to play on our emotions by saying poor women, you’re making us sad, scared or any other false emotion used by women to manipulate. Actually pointing out what men have chosen to ignore/put up with over the years is the way to go, maybe some of you will actually listen.
“If you ActuallyDoReallyLove “whimmin” why do you try to make them feel bad about themselves?”
That’s exactly the type of mushy ‘thinking’ that is killing our society!
Women claim to be strong, responsible adults, if that is the case they should have the strength of character to be able to examine themselves in the mirror and accept themselves for exactly who they are! Good or BAD!
If a women is stupid, call her stupid!
If a women is greedy, call her greedy!
If a woman is an incompetent mother, call her an incompetent mother!
Everybody is scared of speaking the truth because it may offend somebody – I say SO WHAT!!! The truth is more important than some bimbo’s feelings!
Could you imagine ANY news agency running with the headline “Single mothers are a poor substitute for a mother AND father” [The truth!]. “Any woman getting totally drunk and crawls into a strange man’s bed is at least partly responsible for what happens next” [The truth!] – It would NEVER happen!
Why was that last statement so shocking?
As a man, if I were to be loud and obnoxious in a biker bar could I really blame anybody but myself if I got beaten to a bloody pulp the moment I stepped outside? No! If I deliberately provoke people I must accept the consequences. Men take personal responsibility! A woman on the other hand…
The purpose of society (despite what many feminist commentators may say) is NOT to make women feel better about themselves.
Women are NOT Goddesses!
Women are NOT “worth it”!
You need more than LOVE to raise a child/dog/horse!
Suffering is NOT the same as bravery!
You cannot raise a child whilst climbing the corporate ladder!
Life is about understanding yourselves, taking responsibility and setting an example.
Happiness is like respect or success, it must be worked for and earned – NOT HANDED TO YOU!
Sorry for the rant!
Nothing wrong with delivering a point with passion WWatcher, as ever, agreed.
Nothing wrong with delivering a point with passion Watcher, as ever, agreed.
”What did I already write about going around in circles…and throwing in “comebacks” to things I haven’t disputed?”
Women are incapable of arguing with any continuity. They allways end up grasping at straws merely to avoid being proven wrong, allways.
” As for artificial sperm, eggs, and WOMBS, do you propose to use those to perpetuate the male species only, kill off evey female in the world, and have nothing but men in it?”
nuny: Of course not men aren’t that crass, those sentiments are the realm of females. Herad it all too often in the paat and continue to hear it.
The way you men on this site put women down, it sure seems that you all think this world would be better off without them (women I mean).
This world would cetainly be a better place if women took a long hard look at themselves for a change and concidered some of the things they could change for the better. I could supply a list but it’d just be ignored, plus it would certainly prove at least a little intelligence and humilty if you’d work it out for yourselves. It shouldn’t be too difficult, just see with your eyes uncluttered by feminist bias. But theres the hugest hurdle of all, a woman actually seeing then acknowleding she’s not perfect, especially as it’s evident in her morning routine just to leave the house. To your comment aout us men saying so what if a woman gives birth, so what? Hamsters are cute and give birth too, should we worship them? Or should we do as planned by feminists, continue to attend childbirth. Men being at the birth are far easier to manipulate after the fact are they not? Co-incidence, very unlikely. As a man I’d much rather be given proof of paternity of the child than witness the birth.
No woman alive is perfect, and feminists suck! The only point I’m trying to make is that men and women are different from each other and they should have different roles in society. No one is inferior/superior to the other. No, I don’t think that women should be “worshipped” just because they can give birth. On the other hand, men shouldn’t be worshipped either, just because they have invented more and are physically stronger. Both males and females should appreciate each others differences and stop running each other down.
Everything was beautiful till the 1950’s and whimmin ruined it and started killing men, NOW YOU AND YOUR KIND WILL PAY WILL BE PAID BACK A TRILLION FOLD!!!
Absolutely no reasonsing with the unreasonable.
nunya: Unfortunately women have brought this disrespect on themselves. 20 years ago I’d have been firmly in your corner, those years have been abused by women, end result, I no longer am. Nor are many others, expect this trend to continue if women continue i the same manner as they have. Not threatening, merely stating the obvious. To you I’d also suggest reading animal farm. Replace ’some are more equal than others’ with ‘WE GIVE BIRTH’ and you have todays woman, feminist and feminist hater alike. Why? Because you sit back and benefit from all the privilege that has been nagged for you.
Nunya, if your not a feminazi cunt you wouldn’t tell men what to do now would you!
Get used to it! This is how you cunts are gonna be treated from now on, much more worse in person!
Unless you start hunting down the feminazi’s yourselves like some good whimmin I know you will not be spared!
Here’s a good non-male being http://www.themadjewess.wordpress.com
All the mad jewess puts me in mind of is william joyce, from what I’ve heard of her she needs her bumps felt too.
Harry and nunyabusiness – like so many idiots in the wolrd, you don’t actually seem to know what feminism is. It is not based on the premise that women are BETTER than men – for giving birth or anything – but that women deserve equality. It acknowledges that a huge part of teh reason men have “invented more things”, earn more and on average have greater leadership roles in society is a result of our society… the cultural conditioning that has made us subconsciously put men in the “smarter, better, breadwinner” basket. That restricted womens’ education, employment opportunities and right to equal pay for equal work.
Now that we actually have the right to the same education and jobs, these men have sour grapes because a hell of a lot of us are better than a hell of a lot of them.
Also the book and the whole concept isn’t funny. It’s insulting and primitive.
”women deserve equality.”
Why? Like I said in another post, if men stopped doing everything we do, society would come to a stand still. If women did the same men would merely step into the places you’ve vacated. Dispute it all you like. The only thing a man can’t do that women can is give birth. Natures choice, not ours.
Nunya shotgun blowing your cunt open for laughs pathetic cunts!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
So basically, you want to kill every woman alive for the “billions of babies aborted”, when not every woman alive has even been preganant, let alone had an abortion??? Makes you no better than the abortionists. Go back to your padded cell, you raging lunatic!
I am just defending my brothers you pathetic cunt, from Feminazi’s like you!
Feminazi aganda to eradicate all men http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm
A fraction of what Feminazi’s have done to men
http://www.christianparty.net/feminism
Lunacy is created and propagated by your cunt gender!!!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THE CRIMES AGAINST MEN!!!
I am not a feminazi, I hate feminists! If you had bothered to read any of my other posts, you would know that, you idiot!
Nunya bettet start hunting feminazi’s now be subservient to my brothers worship them for their greatness and you will be spared!
http://www.themadjewess.wordpress.com
what the heck. women are better than men. who gave birth to you??? a male,HUH?!?! ()&!^%@#
whimmin were created FOR men! Now STFU and on your knees cunt!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
fuck haha im 15 and iv gott 1-5 in my pants haha im doin this speech bout why men are better than woman and its funny shit…..
BROTHERS, ALL MEN IT”S TIME TO PAY BACK THESE CUNTS FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE! BRING IN THE WORLD OF EXTREME MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!!!
Dick, you are my guru. And I want to tell the guys who visit your site that the traits of foreign women are identical to American women – they also nag you to death and cannot do anything significant on their own – so, in case you were thinking of switching to another nationality of women – don’t – it makes no difference. They all eventually just become an unpleasant bossy burden with an irritating whine.
Single?
So true.
Most men I know are abused grievously by their women, but they do nothing back. Women are spoilt brats who get away with far too much these days. We should at least admonish their bad behaviour, as and when it occurs, so that they understand that is isn’t acceptable.
Surely that is still legal.
Try it, end result, divorce. That’s why men aren’t my friend.
I had a 3some with a girlfriend and a random hooker and got the girlfriend to pay the hooker – even though she was pretending to be drunk. How many man points does that score me?
WOW THAT’S AMAZING! JUST BRILLIANT! KEEP IT UP BROTHER AND WATCH OUT FOR STD’S!!!
ALL MEN SHOULD AGREE WITH THIS AND ALL WOMEN SHOULD PRETEND TO HATE IT, BUT KNOW IT IS TRUE
You’ve assigned everyone in the world to a stereotype based on their gender. You’ve constructed an identity for everyone based on their genitalia and what society has supposedly ascribed for them. I feel like this is unfair as well as wildly ethnocentric.
I’ve encountered a number of women who do have traits that you’ve described; I’ve also, however, met a number of men who have those similar traits. I don’t feel like the generalized statements you’ve made do little justice or truth to anyone.
You say you don’t hate women like that makes it better, but to degrade women in the way you do must require some degree of hate and disgust.
I’m glad I’ve never encountered anyone outside of the internet who shares your views.
Anna: Just because men don’t feel now is the right time to say it to your face, doesn;t mean the men you know don’t share our opinions, many do. Men quite often don’t even need to voice it to each other, merely a look at each other when women have displayed some of their ‘nature’ is enough.
Generalization sucks when the shit is hitting you doesn’t it. Men have been putting up with it for decades. Example: ‘Men are dogs’ *Every woman within earshot nods*
Oh boo hoo.
But for how many THOUSANDS of years have women had to put up with Men’s crap? Let’s just take a look at Ancient China. A woman’s worth was in how small her feet were after years of painful binding before marriage and after marriage, it was if she could bear a son. I’ll give the ancients leeway for not knowing that men are responsible for the gender of the child–But they still practice that old ideal today.
And yes, generalization does such when shit hits the fan. But I can personally guarantee that with this one man, how the entire women population views men has just plummeted into the ground and further down.
Maybe if men like Dick over here took the time to get their heads out of their asses, they’d realize how much women actually do for them and how much bullshit like this only makes you end up dying cold and alone. And hopefully by the barrel of my rifle.
Put up with mens crap? What like everything you take for granted in your own home that MAN invented. I could go on, but your post indicates how ignorant you are so I won’t bother. I will add, I believe a womans vagina’s PH level has an impact on certain sperm does it not? Being without a woman in your home brings the opposite effect of wanting to put a gun in your mouth I can assure you. Stress free, peaceful. *Smile*
Oh, the same old line of “that MAN inented”. That’s a bit like the pot calling the kettle black, reading some of the posts by women stating that they can give birth, and the men coming back with “big fucking deal”. If women were to say “big fucking deal” about MAN inventions you all would throw a hissy fit! You bunch of hypocites! BTW, not everything in the home or anywhere else for that matter was invented by MAN. I don’t agree with feminism, or that all men are dogs, but the vast majority on this site sure are.
Let’s imagine men didn’t invent all the things they did (we’d still be cave dwellers…nomadic tribes of opportunists…in a rudimentary state of horticulture…or at “best,” the semi-continually warring city states which, among the other phases/states of human development I just mentioned, contained citizens and soldiers who had no problem wantonly killing and/or seizing for themselves anything and anyone which suited their whimsical pleasure.
Now, compare your (biologically “assigned”) ability to give birth, then and now, with the world you COULD still be living in had men NOT forged ahead and expressed their greatness in developing (relatively) safe, advanced, and convenient social institutions and structures.
While there’s no bleeping difference in your “ability” to spread your legs, then and now, there’s a BIG bleeping difference in how SAFE and CONVENIENT the developments of MEN have made this, and almost everything else, for you.
In the United States, with EQUAL opportunity afforded whimmin EVER SINCE patents have been issued for inventions or modifications thereof, MEN comprise 99 PERCENT of the Inventors Hall of Fame (so you’re right – not “everything” was invented by a man).
MenAreBetterThanWhimmin
Even if men comprise 99 PERCENT of The Inventors Hall of Fame, it was the women who gave birth to these men. Men shoudn’t be considered “better” than women and vice versa. They should be considered different from one another and have different roles in society. Giving birth is not merely the “ability to spread your legs”.
Again – conceiving, carrying, and giving birth are merely biological functions.
Male invention, and the easing of various burdens resulting from such, goes well beyond that (in addition, there’s NO baby for you without our sperm; and we’ve gone BEYOND artificial sperm and eggs, to ARTIFICIAL WOMBS).
Stop going around in circles – Danica Patrick has proven whimmin rarely win there, either.
SpecialTreatmentAndBirthingDoesNotImplyEquality
I never said that SpeialTreatmentandBirthing did imply equality. I’m pointing out that men and women are totally different from each other and should have different roles. Idiot feminists have ruined it for the women who genuinely want to be homemakers. As for artificial sperm, eggs, and WOMBS, do you propose to use those to perpetuate the male species only, kill off evey female in the world, and have nothing but men in it? Just cuious about your thoughts and opinions about this.
What did I already write about going around in circles…and throwing in “comebacks” to things I haven’t disputed?
YOU are the one who initially drew the comparison between birthing-invention, and the anger resulting when such “abilities” are compared.
So once more, and the last time – you CAN’T compare the talent and ability of a biological function with things that in talent and ability, FAR exceed it (as for the artificial substances and objects I already mentioned – S T O P insinuating anything about what I would do with them. THEY EXIST, because of MEN).
You’re right about the feminists, though…kudos to that :) …and I LOVE whimmin (how much do THEY love men, though…THEY started the “misspellings” of women).
Because,AsTheTitleOfThisSiteReads-MenAreBETTERThanWhimmin
I did not insinuate anything about what you would do with the artificial substances. it was an innocent question, and you still didn’t answer it. You are disputing my “comebacks” by asserting that men are BETTER than women just because there are more of them in the Inventors Hall of Fame. No, men are not better than women and women are not BETTER than men. Do you consider the women who are in the Inventors Hall of Fame better than you, because you’re not in it? BTW who did invent the artificial womb.
“…artificial sperm, eggs, and WOMBS, do you propose to use those to perpetuate the male species only, kill off evey female in the world, and have nothing but men in it? Just cuious about your thoughts and opinions about this.”
That’s your version of a (mere) question?!
Ha ha ha!
Point proven, thank you!
Of COURSE whimmin have done some great things (there are exceptions to every rule)
But…………………………..
OnAVERAGE,AndInAlmostEveryWAY(EasilyReferencable)>>>>>>>>>
MenAreBetterThanWhimmin
By the way – my friend and I have been issued a utility patent from the USPTO (as have many others, including whimmin).
But did you know that most of the things whimmin have been credited with inventing, they DIDN’T?!
These whimmin were merely issued PATENTS for modifications/improvements to things that MEN already INVENTED (so don’t believe everything you read about “female inventors”).
Again – there ARE exceptions (whimmin have invented some things).
The title of this Website ISN’T “benignbulletisbetterthanwomen.”
The title of this Website
IS “menarebetterthanwomen” (because on average, and in almost every area of human endeavor, that’s a self-evident FACT).
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Idiots like you are the reason that feminism exists. What did “whimmin” do to hurt you? With your attitude, you deserved it! I’ll just bet you have a utility patent from the USPTO. I have a design patent from them. Just because more men hold “patents” doesn’t mean that they’re worth anything. Anyone can be issued a patent if the concept is unique enough. Haven’t you ever heard of the most ridiculous, insane patents? Most of them are held by men too. Also, that garbage about “whimmin” being merely issued patents on things MEN already invented, “whimmin” weren’t allowed to even get patents back then, so men could have been credited with a lot of ideas that were really conceived by “whimmin”. That can go both ways. You keep evading these questions: There are women with higher IQs than you, who are stronger than you, and who have invented more than you, does that make them better than you? What would you think of eliminating the female gender and using artificial wombs, etc. to produce only men and having an all male world? Who did invent the artificial womb? Why won’t you answer these questions? This website is just as bad as any man-hating feminist website out there.
And you are the reason I exist! Fucking pathetic cunt!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
Jack the Ripper: “And you are the reason I exist” ?????? NO WAY! You’ll have to blame your parents for your miserable existence.
YOU WILL BLEED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS LIKE NEVER BEFORE HOOKER-CUNT-BITCH!!!
Good comeback!!
Of course we cannot hold the individual responsible for the actions of the majority, and that brings to us one name and one name alone. Madame Curie.
And there you have it. Female ignorance at its show-stopping BEST.
Dumb bitch says: “But for how many THOUSANDS of years have women had to put up with Men’s crap?”
Men’s CRAP? Like letting these bitches off the Titanic first?
Only a woman is STUPID enough to not realize that women have always enjoyed “PRIVILEGED” status throughout history….. and only that very same cunt will fight and struggle to LOWER HERSELF to “equal” status where she now gets to realize what its like to get her fucking hands dirty and fend for herself, because we’re not fucking doing it anymore.
Then the miserable cunt THREATENS WITH A RIFLE that unless a man embraces her, he will die “old and alone”.
Can’e speak for anybody else, but dying cold and alone is INFINITELY better than LIVING with a cunt like this.
Nicely done bitches.
This “equality” think is tantamount to looking down the barrel of your OWN rifle. All you gotta do now is pull the trigger.
We don’t even care enough to do THAT for you.
BRUTAL.
I smile whenever I hear a woman complaining about work and moaning that she’ll be too old for kids soon.
I say “You are already too old, you get 25 years past your first period, then your eggs are too hard-shelled to be viable, and you traded it in for some crap career that you’d ditch in about a second if you could, but you can’t. You have to keep working until you are 70 and then retire and die with your cats”. Then the true horror of their situation dawns on them.
Then they try to deny it, in the way only women can, but when I say that the media always shows 40 year old hollywood stars having babies but never mentions IVF and egg donors, the color runs from their faces and they get depressed for 3 days. Works every time. Women are simple and predictable creatures once you figure them out. They are much more alike than men are.
Feminism = destruction of women. Pretty simple. Funny how these fools support their own destruction, and with such enthusiasm too. They even think women started feminism. Most people will go to their graves never knowing the real truth.
I also know women who have turned into Lesbians just from going to women’s studies classes for 6 months as part of their university courses. Their mothers even warned them against it, but to no avail. They deserve Darwin awards for stupidity.
Why are women so easy to destroy? Why are they all so spoilt and rotten?
“You can’t blame a woman for what she does wrong in exactly the same way that you can’t blame a DOG for what it does wrong. Its a Man’s fault for not training it properly.” – Dick
YOU are directly contributing to training them properly by saying those thing that clock them in the face with reality.
The REST of the media, television and movies – and the men who want blowjobs – are all telling them LIES.
As you said, Feminism = destruction of women. Most women think feminism is dead and gone in the 60s and they don’t even realize what it MEANS.
I have banged PLENTY of women who are feminazi bitches right to their core – and they are completely unaware of it.
When I even mentioned “feminism” in American Culture as destructive , they all maintained they are not feminists – without blinking.
Hence the book….
“The Cultural Devastation of American Women. The strange and frightening decline of the American Female.” – by Nancy Levant
Women don’t want to know.
Because the opposite “SOUNDS” BETTER.
Its better to LIE to a woman for that reason.
And even they will agree.
As far as I know gay men are still men and yet some of them act a lot more like women than most women do themselves. So what does that say for gender problems?
And dykes immitate men, your point is? If you actually have one and aren’t putting into script what you usually do with your mouth, chatter.
My point is that you might as well thrash those men because they act like women instead of just focusing on legitimate women.
And what of the dykes?
Personally, I have little thought on gay men other than they need not concider me as a challenge.
I’ve got a problem with 3.
That is horrible, Dick. Why? Because (fact) serial killers start with animals. I have a feeling there is a disaster waiting to happen.
Yes – but those serial killers were youths when they started with those animals (the guys who post here tend to be older-types; the younger ones tend to do quick “fly-by’s”).
Furthurmore, if some kid ends up poppin’ a squirrel in his backyard after reading this article, can he retroactively become congenitally disturbed, abused, raped, bullied at school, etc.; all things which tend to be precursors to such behavior?
No – and the data on serial killers shows that they (as per definition, in part) almost always have a “cooling off” period in between killings; indeed, waiting for the most opportune time and victim on which to act – hardly the lack-of-reasoning of one who would tend to be swayed by a SATIRICAL article.
AWarBetweenTheSexes?!
Ha!!!WhimminBringNoWeaponsForSuch,IDoSay!!!
I am impressed. You could at least learn to redo the site and post logical arguments.
Why are you pretending that a man needs to do anything or say anything to appease you. Especially since women are not welcome, invited or allowed?
Are you really SO arrogant…. to think if you come over unwelcome or uninvited to someone’s house that you are remotely sane to suggest “he should have straightened up first”??
Fuck off.
Are you fuckin’ stupid. The internet is a free space for people to browse and to say this place is off limits to women is what is arrogant you idiot. If this stupid website is so sacred then maybe you should find a way to block females from accessing computers completely.
Also, if women are so bad and we don’t do anything for ourselves and only do things for money then maybe if you ever have kids you should just drown your daughter if one pops out female. After all that just makes the whole world a better place for you men, now doesn’t it? One less woman you need to worry about.
”Are you fuckin’ stupid. The internet is a free space for people to browse and to say this place is off limits to women is what is arrogant you idiot.”
Actually it’s a very simple yet brilliant piece of marketing on Dicks part. Tell a woman not to do something and like a spoilt teenagre she’ll do the exact opposite, just to prove she has a will of her own even if she doesn’t have the life skill to use it. Allison, don’t put your fist in your mouth.
Men are the exact same way. In fact worse. When they are told not to do something they go all out to do it. Even if it means bodily harm to other people.
Your first mistake is thinking you can tell a man what to do. So the rest of your comment is mute.
Harry, your an idiot. First of all, there are so many contradictions to your point, one of whom allison pointed out. And like the usual fuckin big ego’d, childish men you reply with “Your first mistake is thinking you can tell a man what to do. So the rest of your comment is mute”, hah instead of making another point to throw at allison, you hide in your shell and you shout insults. I love how a guy goes out of his way to prove that he is right to a women, but when it comes to arguing with another guy he surrenders and agrees. Not all women are right, and not all men are right. And for Dick Masterson to say that men are the ones who found the cures and what not, i think he should read a bit of history. Idiot.
bash: blah blah snore. Sweety, me surrender? You’ve clearly never met me. I choose not to argue if and when I please. As for hiding, my name is Harry, is yours bash?
BTW, getting us to argue would be nice for the feminists wouldn’t it.
This site is all logical fallacy. Dick look at my link, you need help.