Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Michael
2008-06-03 23:32:20 - IP Man-Hash: a95bbf509c353

Duran Duran, mmm. Penis or GTFO

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-03 13:57:14 - IP Man-Hash: 7d87a3951cfd9

As much as I hate to say so in this intance, he has a point here about the gay subject. Pedophila not so much.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-06-03 13:32:53 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

Commander Scott said:

Most women actually enjoy vigorously encouraging men to practice homosexuality and pedophilia. If anything, it simply demonstrates that men are considerably more heterosexual than the relatively asexual female, with heterosexuality being the key to comprehending both the male personality and behaviour. Additionally, most women are against the male heterosexual instinct because the overwhelming majority of women are sexually frigid and physiologically incapable of deriving pleasure through coitus itself.

Commander Scott: Who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-06-03 12:21:21 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

Most women actually enjoy vigorously encouraging men to practice homosexuality and pedophilia. If anything, it simply demonstrates that men are considerably more heterosexual than the relatively asexual female, with heterosexuality being the key to comprehending both the male personality and behaviour. Additionally, most women are against the male heterosexual instinct because the overwhelming majority of women are sexually frigid and physiologically incapable of deriving pleasure through coitus itself.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-03 08:21:16 - IP Man-Hash: b4cf760cb6f51

I mean, using the gay insult RIGHT BELOW a series of pictures with boobs in them. Genius. Epic win.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-03 08:20:07 - IP Man-Hash: b4cf760cb6f51

Women showing a disgust of gay men? That NEVER happens.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-06-03 07:55:33 - IP Man-Hash: 7dadefac9f490

yer ma again said:

spastic cunt!

take your ‘macho’ sunglasses off ‘cowboy’ i reckon your better off working at some strip club…and well the ones you enjoy…without the women!

Hey, leave Dick alone…..he’s a good egg. I like Dicks macho sunglasses….nice and classy.

 
Comment by Detached
2008-06-03 07:54:35 - IP Man-Hash: 857b5f0ddffaf

yer fat slaggy ma said:

you faggot! if your against women in anyway , your basically gay!
nice havin a big fat cock up your smelly arsehole you bastard!

So you hate gay people? I wonder if gay guys know how much women hate them?

 
Comment by Keb
2008-06-03 07:50:28 - IP Man-Hash: 7dadefac9f490

yer fat slaggy ma said:

you faggot! if your against women in anyway , your basically gay!
nice havin a big fat cock up your smelly arsehole you bastard!

What a sweet little girl.

Hey fellas, I bet you would just love bringing this classy broad home to ma.

 
Comment by yer ma again
2008-06-03 07:47:51 - IP Man-Hash: 52e14a082cda1

spastic cunt!

take your ‘macho’ sunglasses off ‘cowboy’ i reckon your better off working at some strip club…and well the ones you enjoy…without the women!

 
Comment by yer ma again
2008-06-03 07:46:34 - IP Man-Hash: 52e14a082cda1

me again!

YOUR AN ASS

 
Comment by yer fat slaggy ma
2008-06-03 07:45:21 - IP Man-Hash: 52e14a082cda1

you faggot! if your against women in anyway , your basically gay!
nice havin a big fat cock up your smelly arsehole you bastard!

 
Comment by studioline
2008-06-03 02:33:55 - IP Man-Hash: d77899b3495d4

Chris said:

These links only PROVE what I have been saying in EVERY SINGLE post I ever left. And they on affirm what Dick has to say about the subject too.

MEN — base their decision to MATE on the NATURAL LAWS OF ATTRACTION.

WOMEN - Base their decision to MATE on the LAWS of WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE SHE CAN GET FROM A GUY.

. . . and I can’t stop laughing.

But I am gonna put my serious face back on now and insist that women dont ACTUALLY “CHOOSE” a “MATE” based on those things. They choose a HUSBAND TO MARRY / OR A BOYFRIEND / RELATIONSHIP PARTNER based on those things.

Women don’t actualy WANT TO FUCK these men, they are only interested in their MONEY, STABILITY and SECURITY. Exactly what I said before.

The “MATE” she would actually PREFER To fuck . . .is the greasy , unemployed, tatoo-ridden musician on a stolen motorbike . . . who treats her like crap , and has enough body piercings to hang a shower curtain.

Which man are YOU??
The guy who gets to BANG HER?
Or the guy she gets to be a paid whore with.

IS HE A LOVER? OR IS HE A PROVIDER?????
Thats the FIRST THING she will want to know.
How fucking SICK is that???

That women seek a wimpy PROVIDER to offer them all kinds of monetary shit in advance for their attention and affection. And they will WITHHOLD this attention and affection for as long as they can get away with it.

THERE YOU HAVE IT —->> WOMEN ARE WHORES.

Punto Finito.

Imagine if MEN approached women for
WHATEVER ELSE WE COULD GET FROM THEM.

Women are ALWAYS complaining that MEN ONLY WANT “ONE” THING.
But WHY do you think that is???

How MANY things SHOULD we be after????
Should we want 1000 things?
Or should we want nothing to do with them at all???

If they think its WRONG for a man to ONLY WANT “ONE” THING.
Then HOW MANY things are THEY after from men they hardly know???

Women should be GLAD we are after only ONE thing.
Because thats ALL women are GOOD FOR.

And they have gone out of their way to prove it.

Its important for men to REALIZE this.
Thats just one reason why I would never marry.
And why women should be fucked for a man’s pleasure,
and ignored after that.

I have loved women before - deeply cared about them - but in order to spend time with her, I never cared about how much MONEY she made, how long she had a job, what kind of car she drives etc. etc. etc.

And its because that’s ALL women look at men for
As CASH MACHINES AND ATMs . . . .
That they are nothing but whores.

Excellent.

Everything is exactly as I always thought it was.

Chris

What you wrote before ond now also explains where the rape comes form - a woman has sex with a man, then she doesn’t know what she has gained form it and she sees there was nothing she gained, so she concludes that must be a rape cos I got nothing out of this. It could also be connected with lover / provider thinking - Oh, I put him into provider categoty but things went wrong he fucked me, that must be rape then.

And now observation form my own experience. I am a type of a rensense man - have many intersts and passions, but whenever I “scored” in the past, with a women within like less than half of an hour I often “had to” pretend thet I have a criminal past which “I am trying to kind of hide form her, but my body languague and behavior tells it all” If for ex she had asked me directy if I have criminal past I would act like I wanna leave her immidiately and I would say; are you for police? something like that;) and then she would litteraly grab me to not let me leave her, saying oh no no I am not, you can trust me, or something in that shape. And by the way, then I could do anything with her and the “rape thaught” would never come to her mind.

Can you freeking imagine this??

 
Comment by Michael
2008-06-02 21:37:12 - IP Man-Hash: 518d93e139ad5

Penis or GTFO

 
Comment by Wayland
2008-06-02 11:11:17 - IP Man-Hash: 07c9ea53fc508

“Yay for boobies,” anyone?

 
Comment by nunya
2008-06-01 17:06:24 - IP Man-Hash: 0541383394a08

Commander Scott said:

Keep my name out of your posts and stop talking about me behind my back, you frigid lesbian cunts.

Waaaa! Waaaaa! Boo hoo! Cry me a river, you pathetic, psychotic loser from the bowels of hell!

 
Comment by Q-ball
2008-06-01 15:40:29 - IP Man-Hash: 56720310d02e2

* fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap *

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-05-31 12:52:49 - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9

Keb said:

Lynn Says: But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

Just the other day my husband was explaining to one of his friends that he had to go deep in the woods and kick over cows to get to me. That made me smile ear to ear.

Some of those country girls are the worst. You mess with them they are ready to mess up your truck, set your house on fire or shoot you with daddy’s shotgun. ;)

But, if you find a good country girl, they are some of the best!=)

Country Girls = Isolated Upbringing = relative insulation from puritanical Anglo-Saxon ‘entitlement culture’.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-05-31 12:49:56 - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9

Commander Scott said:

Chris said:

Lynn said:

But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

I have traveled all over the world.
Everywhere but Africa.
You name it, I have been there.
I have seen every wonder of the world.

. . . and American women are the WORST women on the planet in every imaginable way.

That’s not opinion.
That’s a FACT.

I’ve been quite a few places myself and I must admit, American, Canadian, British, and Australian women are some of the WORST pieces of garbage on the surface of the planet.

English women are the worst. Utterly horrible people, especially the lower class. Celtic British women (Scots, Irish, Welsh and Cornish) are nothing like as bad. The problem with women is largely an Anglo-Saxon one.

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-31 11:44:01 - IP Man-Hash: 70642f4bcb31e

HAHA I Love This!!!!

http://www.wasteddaily.com

 
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