Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by natedog
2008-06-10 22:43:04 - IP Man-Hash: f4065b9e8a8ce

N8 said:

There are women that are not whores,cunts,bitches,etc….Is your mother one of those vulgar terms that you so freely use???Its pieces of shit like you that give men a bad rep.Find something constructive to do with all the free time you have.I think you are just pissed off cause you cant get pussy unless you buy it huh?Maby if you would take those BCGs(birth control glasses)off and have some plastic sergery so nobody reconizes you you might just find a special woman out there that will care about you and treat you with the respect that you do not deserve.Dont stereo type all women just because you walked in on your ol lady with another mans cock in her mouth.Maby if you treated her better she would have done the same.Get a life.I cant beleive some of the shit I see on t.v.and on the computer.Where do you people come from?

ok, “N8″.

STFU

women are the cause of the fall of western civilization
they are destroying the family unit
they are emotional creatures who make emotional decisions; therefore FAILING NEARLY EVERY SINGLE TIME
they can’t handle money
the moment we gave them the right to vote was the peak of happiness in the family; it all went downhill from there

 
Comment by ThrowBackTeXas
2008-06-10 15:56:10 - IP Man-Hash: 8f7d47a32b42a

I am not to imply that the cause, nor concern of this website goes impeded in any manner, but I would like to question your cause for such a desire in life. It’s a pretty common fact that supports several of your notions of male supremacy, but therein lies our greatest weakness. If not a man chasing after the all important “Sexual Pedestal,” then whom? Sure men are better at more activities than a woman, but they are clearly better at the dominance driven game of show-and-tell we now see as fair-sex-equivalence. Face it pal, you’re losing an embarrassing struggle. _ashamed supporter_

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-09 18:46:53 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

VanRomanator said:

Cunts are for screwing.

Fucking the veginas
and asholes .\n

All the girsl are worth

Exactally, it isn’t changing anytime soon. So, precisely what is society going to do w/ all the piles (millions) of woman who no longer give good ’show’. What do you suggest for these future curb-dwellers, labor camps? Trust me, this stuff is going to explode off Jerry Springer’s stage and ooze all over your living area very soon.

 
Comment by Duke
2008-06-09 09:03:05 - IP Man-Hash: 06541ebee7b5a

i think this proves that women like guys like you, and that some are ok with your concept of chauvinism. i know you didnt make it up, but what i mean is that you have your own take on it.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-06-09 07:54:32 - IP Man-Hash: 19e9d39e2da82

Elitist_Prick said:

Keb said:

Commander Scott Says: Get that big fat ass of yours off the fucking site, you cold frigid cunt; nobody cares (atleast the men anyway) about what you have to say, Keb.

I’m not cold, I’m a very loving person, Commander. My husband would have never married a cold, frigid, fat cunt. Probably why we have been married for nearly nine years. I know my place and I know how to keep my man happy. For the record I only weigh 98-100lbs.

I will leave when Dick or someone that I truly respect around here tells me to. I come here to learn.

Best wishes Commander.

Can a married woman go more than 3 sentences without mentioning her fucking husband. Married women, please, for the love of God, try to define yourself with something deeper than your God damned husbands.

Oh yea, and 98-100 lbs? If you’re any taller than 4″ 6″ you’re skinny as fuck and that’s disgusting.

I’m sorry Elitist_Prick, Commander gets to me.

I take pride in having my husband define me. I gave myself to him completely when I married him. I hate it when feminist bitches tell me I’m stupid for doing this. For a long time I felt bad about it, now I’m proud as hell of it.

I’m only 5” even.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-08 22:06:55 - IP Man-Hash: 78014dd551a4a

Because the lady who started the idea wasn’t a complete bitch. Check out the forums, and you’ll see a member called Lady XX started this herself and everyone else just got into it. It’s not because “OMG BOOBS” but the fact that they had enough self-esteem to go along with the joke without flipping out about being rightously offended. Doing it for the lulz is classy..

 
Comment by Monkey Love
2008-06-08 21:44:31 - IP Man-Hash: 57eb8ed9a596e

“Classy”? How can that be when you keep insisting that,

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/every-woman-is-a-cheating-whore/

 
Comment by VanRomanator
2008-06-07 00:59:43 - IP Man-Hash: 34ecb2ef4ad94

Cunts are for screwing.

Fucking the veginas
and asholes .\

All the girsl are worth

 
Comment by VanRomanator
2008-06-06 22:54:40 - IP Man-Hash: 34ecb2ef4ad94

Hey Dick can you hook me up with some cheep hoes down ny.

I need to get pussy badly.

I work too hard lol

;

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-06 10:34:05 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

Keb said:

Commander Scott Says: Get that big fat ass of yours off the fucking site, you cold frigid cunt; nobody cares (atleast the men anyway) about what you have to say, Keb.

I’m not cold, I’m a very loving person, Commander. My husband would have never married a cold, frigid, fat cunt. Probably why we have been married for nearly nine years. I know my place and I know how to keep my man happy. For the record I only weigh 98-100lbs.

I will leave when Dick or someone that I truly respect around here tells me to. I come here to learn.

Best wishes Commander.

Can a married woman go more than 3 sentences without mentioning her fucking husband. Married women, please, for the love of God, try to define yourself with something deeper than your God damned husbands.

Oh yea, and 98-100 lbs? If you’re any taller than 4″ 6″ you’re skinny as fuck and that’s disgusting.

 
Comment by Gord
2008-06-06 03:49:27 - IP Man-Hash: e08fa6cc30fb0

yer ma again said:

spastic cunt!

take your ‘macho’ sunglasses off ‘cowboy’ i reckon your better off working at some strip club…and well the ones you enjoy…without the women!

Dick, i agree fully with everything you say accept for one thing, pussy is definately one of the best things in the world, what it’s attached to isn’t but pussy is still great. Also, i just wanna point out that so many people come on this website and yell at you and call you gay. For all you women out there who have nothing better to do but make yourself look foolish on the internet, save us men time and go have a sex change if you want people to care.

 
Comment by I lol'd
2008-06-05 21:10:39 - IP Man-Hash: 5f76ce348c50a

yer fat slaggy ma said:

you faggot! if your against women in anyway , your basically gay!
nice havin a big fat cock up your smelly arsehole you bastard!

LMAO. He’s not against women, he merely states and proves in his own opinion that men are BETTER than women.

 
Comment by Clint
2008-06-05 12:34:11 - IP Man-Hash: 603855b535b9c

I guess some women have a tough time writing upside down… thus the Post-its…

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-05 12:31:01 - IP Man-Hash: b4cf760cb6f51

Can it really be epic if everyone does it?

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-06-05 06:15:58 - IP Man-Hash: 0e116932540fa

No, it was made of repeat and EPIC fail.

Same drivel they ALL use…attacking the relationship with the mother, as if THAT’S the biggest thing yet hate it when someone asks why THEY hate men because of Daddy issues. Funny, why do women who go out and become whores complain they have no father?

Also, men do buy sex…it’s called dating and marriage. ‘Free’ sex is never really free, it costs you time energy and man logic just to put up with most women. Yet no comment is made about women selling sex. Anyone notice how many women are selling sex just to pay their bills these days?

As for Dick not getting laid, unless you were one of the fatties he turned down, how would you know? Why would you care? Is your life so boring you try to insult Dick’s love life to make yourself feel better?

Do you know why Dick doesn’t respond to most female-centric posts…because they prove his point and men rarely need to repeat themselves. That’s why people like you are for.

Deathslayer

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-04 23:14:50 - IP Man-Hash: 7f01fa6bc17b7

Well that was made of fail and lose.

 
Comment by N8
2008-06-04 22:38:34 - IP Man-Hash: b1a7da617b87d

There are women that are not whores,cunts,bitches,etc….Is your mother one of those vulgar terms that you so freely use???Its pieces of shit like you that give men a bad rep.Find something constructive to do with all the free time you have.I think you are just pissed off cause you cant get pussy unless you buy it huh?Maby if you would take those BCGs(birth control glasses)off and have some plastic sergery so nobody reconizes you you might just find a special woman out there that will care about you and treat you with the respect that you do not deserve.Dont stereo type all women just because you walked in on your ol lady with another mans cock in her mouth.Maby if you treated her better she would have done the same.Get a life.I cant beleive some of the shit I see on t.v.and on the computer.Where do you people come from?

 
Comment by Keb
2008-06-04 11:56:17 - IP Man-Hash: 79d79efc23e43

Commander Scott Says: Get that big fat ass of yours off the fucking site, you cold frigid cunt; nobody cares (atleast the men anyway) about what you have to say, Keb.

I’m not cold, I’m a very loving person, Commander. My husband would have never married a cold, frigid, fat cunt. Probably why we have been married for nearly nine years. I know my place and I know how to keep my man happy. For the record I only weigh 98-100lbs.

I will leave when Dick or someone that I truly respect around here tells me to. I come here to learn.

Best wishes Commander.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-04 11:54:24 - IP Man-Hash: b4cf760cb6f51

Wait, why just MABTW.com? They could name them like men name their fists. Or fit in slogans or phrases. Feminism is a Business would be awesome I say.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-06-04 02:10:48 - IP Man-Hash: 5602abea4075e

If you had like, hundreds of these that would be like, the manliest thing ever lol not that whats here isn’t already

 
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