Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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but writing was a poor way of communicating so…?????
and if a woman hates fucking your doin it wrong……
well you are right dick all we women are worth for is sex and all we ask for is money i would love to have a one night stand with you im 1.63 24 years brunnette and weigh 115 lbs and have big boobs and an ass and you can blow as much as you like and i will go when you tell me to because i was raised to put man first
“175 Mother and 130 I.Q. Dad… My mom is the working woman, dad not so much.. But he is a good father to say the least.”
Which means your Dad is a tool.
The idea of chavinism is not to hate women but to establish understanding that men are better than women! And really, what bragging about…..the fact that you have boobs and can fix a VCR!
See if you were a man, this would not be commendable, just irrelevant information. But the fact you are a women that is gloating about something men can do on a regular basis just proves Dick Masterson’s point, that in essence MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!
Dick, you are an inspiration to me, you understand how I feel. Here are some reasons I came up with that the world is completely unfair with women today.
1. Court. In court, if it was between a man and woman, the woman always has the advantage.
2. Sex. Men are the ones who have to do all the work. It’s harder to get a woman to orgasm then men.
3. Dating. As Carlos Mencia made clear to me, all a woman has to do is just stand there and wait for men to ask them out. They have to dress up nice, wear some good smelling cologne, buy her drinks, buy her dinner, buy her a whole bunch of fancy shit. They have to please her, they have to go through… basially an apllication form. Yuner see womening out of their to pick up a man. Hell, you never even hear the words “pick-up a man”
Thank you so much Dick. You are a true hero.
Women should all be killed, they are burden to the advancement of civilizaton. After men truly innovate a way for creating children without women far down the future, there is no need for a woman. I heard that there will be greater inventions out there that will satisfy our sexual needs without women like fake pussies, and mouths, etc. After those two things are solved, women should be annihilated. For the men that protect “women’s rights” they should all be destroyed because they are traitors.
Mr. Masterson
I am a great fan of yours
@Keb - my ex was 5′5 ” and 100 lbs. I thought she was hot. I, and other men, dig thin chicks.
The girl in the red has the best tits. Easy.
Keb said:
Take pride in it. I couldn’t give less of a fuck, but don’t try to use it to win an argument. That shit has absolutely NO merit.
Oh wow, you suckered some chump into marrying and fucking you. Big fucking woop.
No, 100 lbs, even if you’re 5′ is gross. No tits, no ass, knock kneed, boney, ribs showing, collar bones protruding, razor sharp hips. No fucking thank you.
The only reason to keep the lights on is to make sure you’re not fucking a lamp.
fucking respect you dick you put what i feel into words
Lady XX, I second that statement.
They always bring a smile to my face.
Deathslayer
Yup… just checking.
My boobs still look great on here.
Thin chicks rule! Although there is not quite as much cushion for the pushin’, at least you can leave the light on during sex, so you get a nice eye-full.
I disagree completely with it being disgusting when a bitch is that skinny.98-100lbs is considered anorsexic for any bitch all the way from 5ft to 5′9, YUM!
Uhm… It wouldn’t be very “epic” if only a minuscule portion of the population were involved…
If only one person went to see a movie, I doubt the box office results would be referred to in the advertising as “epic.”
Sure we do.
There are ONLY TWO WAYS a Man can treat females.
1. A Man can treat her “PERFECTLY”
(Exactly the way SHE WANTS all the time)
. . . or . . .
2. A man can treat her –>> “PROPERLY”.
(according to HER OWN BEHAVIOR)
Only a woman with CRAPPY behavior would have a problem with #2.
I actually said that to a woman once, and she called me an asshole.
SHE: “I am looking for a guy who knows how to treat a woman.”
ME: “Well congratulations! You just met one!!
I always treat women according to their own behavior.”
SHE: “Jerk.”
(Can you believe that shit??????)
ME: “Wrong. You’re a stupid cunt for thinking I’m gonna let you get away with shitty behavior. Try harder.”
•••
So “justsomeone”,
Why are you carrying on like Dick “treated you (or women) badly” just because he has an opinion and wrote about it on HIS website???? Noone here treated you badly. Fuck off.
And ->> you are TRESPASSING. If I came home to find you sleeping in my bed I would throw you out on your ass and you would not be allowed to say “I treated you badly”. Fuck off again.
“IF” is the most tragic word in the English language.
Stop using it in sentences. It accomplishes NOTHING.
How do you find your way on the internet you troll.
omg..your dumb and dont know how to treat females….only if you where a female your self for a week….would you think after being a female for a week?
Judging from your writing skills, you either 1.) suffered poor recombination events in the genes confering intelligence in the egg or sperm that produced you, or 2.) were dropped on your head upon delivery. So much for the Flynn effect.
This theory is not a new one. However, I guess it depends….
175 Mother and 130 I.Q. Dad… My mom is the working woman, dad not so much.. But he is a good father to say the least.
She can do everything a man can do. And men quite frankly do not like it… ;)
Having boobs and being able to fix a VCR is a good thing, I thought.