Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by no manhole
2008-06-28 09:05:09 - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

someone said:

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

But of coarse the men out here aren’t arrogant AT ALL are they now?? _O-

I know what I’m gonna get after saying this: “yeah but we don’t care what women think” bla bla, well as soon as your wives and girlfriends or one night stands read what you post here, they’ll step away from you.. FaSt

Lame response. No man would allow his woman to see this site. You are dumb. Go wash some toliets with a toothbrush, and play a banjo: Ba-da-da, da-ba, da-ba, da-ba…..

 
Comment by someone
2008-06-28 07:42:07 - IP Man-Hash: 4bd1e519ac1e6

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

But of coarse the men out here aren’t arrogant AT ALL are they now?? _O-

I know what I’m gonna get after saying this: “yeah but we don’t care what women think” bla bla, well as soon as your wives and girlfriends or one night stands read what you post here, they’ll step away from you.. FaSt

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-25 07:46:14 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

bola said:

manns said:

Asuka said:

.. I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

You’re acting like a stereotypical, attention-seeking whore.

Saying that she’s a whore, isn’t exactly very nice either.

The truth hurts.

 
Comment by manns
2008-06-25 06:39:24 - IP Man-Hash: 2d80136710951

bola said:

manns said:

Asuka said:

.. I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

You’re acting like a stereotypical, attention-seeking whore.

Saying that she’s a whore, isn’t exactly very nice either.

Fact.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-25 05:57:30 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

manns said:

Asuka said:

.. I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

You’re acting like a stereotypical, attention-seeking whore.

Saying that she’s a whore, isn’t exactly very nice either.

 
Comment by manns
2008-06-25 05:16:49 - IP Man-Hash: 2d80136710951

Asuka said:

.. I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

You’re acting like a stereotypical, attention-seeking whore. You’re not special, not somehow different to all the other women you are “ashamed” of. You’re exactly the same as all the other entitlement princesses out there, and every long-ass, poorly-worded, rambling reply you concoct simply makes that more obvious.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-25 05:09:06 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Asuka said:

bola said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.

Too short.

Yeah I’m pretty damn short, but at least im not some sort of freakish amazon women.

No, you’re freakish pygmy.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-06-25 05:06:26 - IP Man-Hash: 4b5d049f59f8d

Asuka said:

Asuka said:

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

ah yes, and you are doing nothing but following also. I was just trying to prove that being skinny has nothing to do with what a women is, how she acts, and so on. It’s called genetics.

MOST women search and thrive on compliments! whether they are gourgeous or not they still deny it looking for pity and compliments. I KNOW I look good. And it’s been proven. so Im NOT going to look for compliments ans say…man…I look like crap. just to hear some kiss ass say NO YOU DON’T! I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

Funny how our anglo-american feminist society expects men to have their own self-confidence to propel them through life and we are condemned by women if we suggest we like any positive affirmation. But it is quite OK for a women to receive affirmation, that makes them more feminine–and yet, you want this difference–this perk—but still you want to be treated as intellectual equals and emotion superiors.

You fulfill the definition, in part, of a stereo-typical anglo-american woman ding-bat: you use your looks (ala Paris Hilton) to get you success ($$$), possibly because you have no other skills to offer. Now, you will complete the definition if men have to PRETEND that this is not true about you, and that, YES, you really can do it ALL (like a man does) on your own, outside of your looks.

I smell hypocricy. But women don’t seem to notice this when it’s their perks and entitlements at stake.

 
Comment by Asuka
2008-06-25 04:50:31 - IP Man-Hash: a1cede7b56794

Asuka said:

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

ah yes, and you are doing nothing but following also. I was just trying to prove that being skinny has nothing to do with what a women is, how she acts, and so on. It’s called genetics.

MOST women search and thrive on compliments! whether they are gourgeous or not they still deny it looking for pity and compliments. I KNOW I look good. And it’s been proven. so Im NOT going to look for compliments ans say…man…I look like crap. just to hear some kiss ass say NO YOU DON’T! I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

 
Comment by Asuka
2008-06-25 04:47:55 - IP Man-Hash: a1cede7b56794

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

ah yes, and you are doing nothing but following also. I was just trying to prove that being skinny has nothing to do with what a women is, how she acts, and so on. It’s called genetics.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-06-25 04:44:22 - IP Man-Hash: 4b5d049f59f8d

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

 
Comment by Asuka
2008-06-25 04:31:06 - IP Man-Hash: a1cede7b56794

bola said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.

Too short.

Yeah I’m pretty damn short, but at least im not some sort of freakish amazon women.

Comment by mohamed
2008-08-03 16:26:21 - IP Man-Hash: abcf789770eed

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

 
 
Comment by bola
2008-06-25 04:26:33 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.

Too short.

 
Comment by Asuka
2008-06-25 04:09:46 - IP Man-Hash: a1cede7b56794

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

 
Comment by Asuka
2008-06-25 04:04:52 - IP Man-Hash: a1cede7b56794

Saif said:

hey man i respect you . you have right about every thing you said about them

10/10 .

Pathetic.

 
Comment by Saif
2008-06-25 04:02:04 - IP Man-Hash: bf014b0429064

hey man i respect you . you have right about every thing you said about them

10/10 .

 
Comment by alex
2008-06-23 21:26:36 - IP Man-Hash: 1e9f1e3330431

We men want to accomplish heroic actions, actual culture wants us to act cute and nice, talk about a boring and unfulfilling life. No wonder so many are turning to electronic entertainment, reality is becoming boring and shittier because of all the taboos, anything to get away from this pink world. Why men had more power before is because initiative and physical prowess were primed over psychology and sensitivity. In times of danger, women generally cry and tremble, they drop the mask and don’t look so tough, it’s all a show. Following beauty trends created by homosexuals in fashion that are not attracted to them, buying magazines to lose weight (after 20 years of publishing “secrets” on how to lose weight, they should have realized it is bullshit recipes, but they still buy it and still will). Men stink? Deodorant for women are not a myth, don’t rise yourself above all as being perfect. If more men could retrain on sex, women’s frusration from lack of sex would build up to the point where they would make the effort of being nicer when you talk to them on the street. We are not all rapists and perverts, female sexual perversion too is a reality that will be exposed more and more; female teachers going around sleeping with minor students, i can’t stand the “we don’t need sex as much as men” bullshit.

 
Comment by Josh
2008-06-22 16:28:28 - IP Man-Hash: 49aafe3b0870a

“Your” dumb, that’s just fantastic in itself. The fact that you started your sentance with OMG, speaks volumes too. Grammar and spelling are pretty hard, I mean we had to learn the difference between your and you’re in the third grade, but that’s ok, don’t worry about it. Keep putting together random letters from left to right and hope that they form a coherent thought.

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-19 08:30:37 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

no manhole said:

Elitist_Prick said:

No, 100 lbs, even if you’re 5′ is gross. No tits, no ass, knock kneed, boney, ribs showing, collar bones protruding, razor sharp hips. No fucking thank you.

The only reason to keep the lights on is to make sure you’re not fucking a lamp.

@Keb - my ex was 5′5 ” and 100 lbs. I thought she was hot. I, and other men, dig thin chicks.

Way too skinny. Besides, if she said she weighed a 100, it was probably a lot more like 120.

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-06-19 04:53:47 - IP Man-Hash: 129af50238462

if a woman hates fucking your doin it wrong……
*
That’s her problem, not mine.

Men can go from one woman to another, one woman can hate how he does it and another woman can get the same technique and think it’s the greatest she’s ever had. Sex with a woman is all in her head. When a woman doesn’t enjoy sex with a man, it’s not the man’s fault. Women CHOOSE to shut down their enjoyment with a man based on how they FEEL or how little they have to work to get it.

The men with the greatest power over women can look a woman dead in her eye, no matter how hot she thinks she is, and reject her for sex and leave her alone. Tell a woman NO when it comes to sex and she’ll go nuts. Even better, tell her you’re not enjoying the sex with her…it’s not exciting enough…you’d rather play your PS3 or work on the computer until she gets her problem solved…

Use a woman’s own judo against them and you can walk all over them when it comes to sex. So, if a woman doesn’t enjoy sex with you and you’re not married, tell HER to leave and remind her you’ve already replaced her and the replacement is coming over now.

Deathslayer

 
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