Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-02 12:35:33 - IP Man-Hash: b6da7d2cef19d

… said:

Lynn said:

Chris said:

no manhole said:

Seems like all of the attractive women have an attitude. Its enough to make anybody angry. I wish I could suggest a solution, but I dont have one. Except if I may say this: if your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can. Sex isn’t everything.

AHA! Now we are making progress.
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN DO have an attitude.

That attitude translates to –>> “Why should I make any effort to make a MAN actually WANT to spend time with me, when there are plenty of WUSSIES out there who are prepared to jump through hoops for a chance to kiss my ass??”

Yet attractive women has the BIGGEST GRIPES!

They are ALWAYS wondering why there are no MEN around. Why they are ALWAYS single and all the “NICE GUYS” who START OFF “NICE” ONLY WANT TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO BED.

••••• “If your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can.” •••••

I am 42 and I ALWAYS try to be the best guy I can.
Where as men like “BOLA” try to be the best SON-IN-LAW they can.

LOL!!!

•••• ”Sex isn’t everything” •••••

I know that, thanks.

HAVING YOUR SHIT (AND HEAD) TOGETHER –>> IS EVERYTHING.

Cheers!

Unfortunately true. I’d say a good rule of thumb is, if a woman:

- has a shiny sticker on the back of her car that says “(fill in blank) Goddess)

- Goes to the grocery store looking like she’s going out to a club after she finishes buying tofu. Even if it’s 10 in the morning.

- has a kitchen that has a perfect display of cooking ware (but none of it looks used)

- puts sweaters and rhinestone collars on small dogs

- looks like a can of makeup exploded in her face

- has shiny things glued to her fingernails

- wears clothing that looks like it’ll fly off and break something if she sneezes……

Run.

Or, maybe have fun for a night or two, but don’t use your real contact info.

That seems to be the thing that everyone assumes 100% of women to be. It’s sad because I live around almost every type of female imaginable and most of them don’t do what’s listed.

I have, however, seen the shiny things on fingernails and the face looking like a can of paint.

Misogynists are half-right.

whereas MISANDRISTS are always wrong.

Misandrists are illogical, not self sufficient, loud, hairy, and usually smell bad.

The “lip-stick w/ super short miniskirt’ version of the misandriSts, usually have/has one or more …”interesting” STD’s.

I know this from experience, may God have mercy upon my wretched soul.

 
Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-02 12:24:37 - IP Man-Hash: b6da7d2cef19d

Commander Scott said:

Chris said:

Lynn said:

But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

I have traveled all over the world.
Everywhere but Africa.
You name it, I have been there.
I have seen every wonder of the world.

. . . and American women are the WORST women on the planet in every imaginable way.

That’s not opinion.
That’s a FACT.

I’ve been quite a few places myself and I must admit, American, Canadian, British, and Australian women are some of the WORST pieces of garbage on the surface of the planet.

well trained British whores, however, have a special place in my heart.

But those experiences date back to the middle 1970’s. Maybe things are different now.

FT

 
Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-02 12:20:17 - IP Man-Hash: b6da7d2cef19d

Joel said:

Elitist_Prick said:

Keb said:

Commander Scott Says: Get that big fat ass of yours off the fucking site, you cold frigid cunt; nobody cares (atleast the men anyway) about what you have to say, Keb.

I’m not cold, I’m a very loving person, Commander. My husband would have never married a cold, frigid, fat cunt. Probably why we have been married for nearly nine years. I know my place and I know how to keep my man happy. For the record I only weigh 98-100lbs.

I will leave when Dick or someone that I truly respect around here tells me to. I come here to learn.

Best wishes Commander.

Can a married woman go more than 3 sentences without mentioning her fucking husband. Married women, please, for the love of God, try to define yourself with something deeper than your God damned husbands.

Oh yea, and 98-100 lbs? If you’re any taller than 4″ 6″ you’re skinny as fuck and that’s disgusting.

I disagree completely with it being disgusting when a bitch is that skinny.98-100lbs is considered anorsexic for any bitch all the way from 5ft to 5′9, YUM!

I prefer thicker women.

Why?

Should social disorder break out, and food is scarce if even extant in my locale,

I intend to teach, in the literal sense, the meaning og the phrase,

“I’m going to eat you now honey”.

’nuff said.

FT

 
Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-02 12:13:13 - IP Man-Hash: b6da7d2cef19d

Asuka said:

Saif said:

hey man i respect you . you have right about every thing you said about them

10/10 .

Pathetic.

oh really?

My money says that he is a “foreigner”, yet attempted to post in english.

I have to wonder if you could go to a forum in HIS country/region/whatever, and post in HIS native tongue.

From-a guy who is fluent in German-Spanish.

aka

Fellow Traveller

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-01 16:36:48 - IP Man-Hash: 8ed771f3ec739

Only through the invention of the sex-droid and the artificial womb will men finally be liberated from the tyranny that is the human female’s relative lack of sexuality.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-01 16:33:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8ed771f3ec739

Modern feminism encourages women to dress like a troupe of wandering whores, and very much often at the expense of male sexual vulnerability. After all, why should anybody have to endure having somebody else’s sexuality ungraciously foisted upon them? Why the double standard? A man would certainly be publicly censured by both the law and other passersby (especially by women, who always happen to be overwhelmingly prudish and rigidly socially conservative) if he decided on the spur of the moment to prance about in revealing, even provocative clothing in front of others. Women should be encouraged to cover up; because of the ease with which a great many men are sexually aroused, even a woman’s outer extremities should be seen as a form of nudity and shielded from the public gaze.

I certainly enjoy staring at the Romantic and Impressionist portraiture of the nineteenth century; I think that the style of dress that was common in both Victorian England and America was absolutely wonderful. I believe that petticoats, parasols, and pantaloons should be the three words on every woman’s lips. The Victorian women of the period looked absolutely divine, wrapped in their lace, corsets, bustles, and veils? Atleast the women of the nineteenth century weren’t able to use the promise of sex the way a hunter uses a honey trap to catch a bear.

The Victorian ladies of distinction were veritable superwomen; the modern western women of today can learn alot from the women of the past.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-01 16:32:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

studioline said:

Nicely put Chris, thanks. This is exactly what I meant. Women, read this and learn.

:) Women aren’t interested in “learning”. They are only interested in not having a fucking clue about themselves. It’s more fun for them that way. They get to be complete fucking retards - like that 42 year old dried up cunt who’s trying to sell herself 25 years too late . . . . even her HOUSE isn’t worth it.

I hope women never learn.

I really enjoy watching 22 year old girls (with their tits like ROCKS) sucking my dick after accusing me of being “gay” for not wanting to fuck them . . . . . and then telling them to go home afterwards . . . . . because after that shitty blow job, being gay doesn’t look like such a bad idea!

Fuck that makes them SO MAD!

I love it.

Like stupid bitch selling her house (and pussy) as the world’s most expensive 42 year-old happy meal . . . . she will never learn. Until no man on earth wants anything to do with her anymore. For any reason. That day is coming.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-01 15:04:14 - IP Man-Hash: a710eaed74932

Nicely put Chris, thanks. This is exactly what I meant. Women, read this and learn.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-01 14:43:02 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Mark said:

It’s easy for a woman to make you interested in wanting to bang her, but its a hundred time harder for her to make you interested in wanting to spend your valuable time with her.

:) You and I were just talking about this the other night!!

Hilarious, isn’t it?

If you tell this to a woman, she will actually think that it’s NOT UP TO HER to show you that she is worth your time and attention. She will blame –>> YOU for not being interested, before she makes any effort to be interesting.

As you walk away, you will here “Where the fuck are you going? You don’t want to fuck me? Huh, faggot? Faggot with the little dick.”

Then you say: “Show us your tits, get on your knees, open your mouth and tell my cock how gay I am.”

. . . . then after you’ve shown her who’s boss by arcing a glob across her face, you tell her to get the fuck out and say goodbye . . . . and she will start blaming you all over again.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Mark
2008-07-01 14:30:33 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Chris said:
Women have NO IDEA how to MAKE MEN WANT to love and provide for them.
They take the angle of BLAMING men instead.

Correctamundo mon frere!!! A woman will sooner blame the guy “You don’t love me? You don’t want to have a relationship with me? You don’t want to be committed to me? You’re an asshole.”… INSTEAD OF MAKING HIM WANT TO BE INTERESTED.

Its easy for a woman to make you interested in wanting to bang her, but its a hundred time harder for her to make you interested in wanting to spend your valuable time with her. Every woman I can ever think of tries to make this a man’s problem. Some guys (self included) actually fall for it.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-01 14:15:29 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

@ STUDIOLINE . . . and just to add:

Its MUCH MUCH easier for a woman to TRAP YOU into having to love and provide for her for life . . . . than it is to MAKE YOU WANT to love and provide for her for life.

That’s why women have NO IDEA how to MAKE MEN WANT to love and provide for them for life –>> voluntarily.

They take the angle of BLAMING men instead.

Fuck ‘em.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-01 14:03:53 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

studioline said:
If only women invested so much effort in development of their personality and character as they invest in their look, the whole problem would be gone. Why do they still insist that we men should be interested in their look since we are interested in the personality? Is this because they want us be only interested in their looks?

Well, here is something VERY important to remember. . ..

There is a HUGE difference between TRUE ATTRACTION (and the desire to MATE) . . . versus . . . relationships and marriages.

TRUE ATTRACTION IS —>> NATURES WAY OF I.N.S.T.A.N.T.L.Y TAKING OVER THE MIND AND BODY INTO CONVINCING YOU TO WANT TO MATE WITH SOMEONE WITH GOOD GENES.

It happens immediately. Within 30 seconds.

Relationships and marriages are NOT based on those things.

RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES ARE –>> based on a LIST A MILE LONG of OTHER things which are worked on - and earned - OVER TIME.

One is immediate.
One is not.

Many people don’t understand the difference. Especially women. They confuse & combine ATTRACTION with LOVE all the time, and it leads to chaos. Men clearly know the difference.

THE PEOPLE WE FEEL TRUE ATTRACTION FOR –>> ARE NEVER “A CHOICE”. Everyone frequently thinks “what the hell? what did I ever see in that person?? They weren’t even good looking!”

But humans CAN choose people for relationships and marriages.

A WOMAN’S BIOLOGICAL ROLE IN LIFE IS —>>> TO SELECT FROM AS MANY ‘TOP MEN’ WHO WANT TO MATE WITH HER AS POSSIBLE. Women don’t necessarily want to fuck every guy that comes along, but they DO want as much male attention from as many men who come along as she can get!

How does she get that male attention??????
The easiest & laziest way possible!!!!!!!

Women as SO FUCKED in the head that they think:
THE STRONG DESIRE TO MATE = THE STRONG DESIRE TO LOVE/PROVIDE FOR LIFE.

That’s a woman’s biggest failure.
And many women NEVER GET IT.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-01 11:46:03 - IP Man-Hash: a710eaed74932

Chris said:

Asuka said:
Im drop dead gorgeous . . .

No such thing. That expression “drop dead gorgeous” insinuates that men drop dead when they look at you. NOTHING is “drop dead” gorgeous. Not even the Mona Lisa or a million dollar sunset. I have seen both and I am still here. I guarantee you don’t come close to EITHER.

You’re just another worthless American entitled whore who thinks her looks are all that’s required to keep a man’s attention. And when it FAILS, you have absolutely NO CLUE why. And you have NO CLUE how to hang on to him . . .

. . . . so you start to call him “gay” with “no dick” while you make every effort to NOT BE WORTH A MAN’S A TIME.

You will now BLAME A MAN for not being interested in you,
instead of making an effort to BE INTERESTING.

That’s a woman’s problem. Not a man’s.

Asuka said:
I’m also a model…

What’s the matter . . . couldn’t you get a REAL job?
A job - and future - that YOU can actually control??

Models live a life of desperately seeking approval from OTHERS. OTHER people decide what you are - and what you are NOT - good for. A model’s success (or failure) doesn’t depend on her looks. The most beautiful models get rejected from auditions and shoots CONSTANTLY. And they get DUMPED by their boyfriends too.

Just like you —>> they have NO IDEA WHY.
Because they think that being good looking is all that’s required.

Just like you —>> THEY THINK THEY ARE “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” …
BUT EVERYONE GOES ON LIVING JUST FINE WITHOUT THEM.

So they now go home crying.
Because they don’t get it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

If only women invested so much effort in development of their personality and character as they invest in their look, the whole problem would be gone. Why do they still insist that we men should be interested in their look since we are interested in the personality? Is this because they want us be only interested in their looks?

 
Comment by TraderBill
2008-07-01 09:29:59 - IP Man-Hash: ef04cdfbe6cb5

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

Sounds good to me darling. :D

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-06-30 12:22:15 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Asuka said:

Asuka said:

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

ah yes, and you are doing nothing but following also. I was just trying to prove that being skinny has nothing to do with what a women is, how she acts, and so on. It’s called genetics.

MOST women search and thrive on compliments! whether they are gourgeous or not they still deny it looking for pity and compliments. I KNOW I look good. And it’s been proven. so Im NOT going to look for compliments ans say…man…I look like crap. just to hear some kiss ass say NO YOU DON’T! I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

Asuka, there is a difference between beauty and grace. At least twice now, you have emphasized your physical appearance on this website, something that is completely subjective in nature.

Although you may argue otherwise, I would say that this is highly suggestive of a wide streak of arrogance in your nature. Physical appearances can be changed, tweaked, made over, etc, but ultimately what determines your attractiveness is your character.

Although you may not seek compliments verbally, you EXPECT people to react to your appearance:

“Im drop dead gorgeous compared to most chicks”

“I KNOW I look good. And it’s been proven.”

We live in a culture that is inundated with the perfection of physical appearance. When you consider the degree of over exposure that we live with on a daily basis, your looks will only take you so far. What makes a person stand out is their nature, character, and personal grace.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-06-29 02:17:20 - IP Man-Hash: cdd8e8a507693

no manhole said:

Funny how our anglo-american feminist society expects men to have their own self-confidence to propel them through life and we are condemned by women if we suggest we like any positive affirmation. But it is quite OK for a women to receive affirmation, that makes them more feminine–and yet, you want this difference–this perk—but still you want to be treated as intellectual equals and emotion superiors.

You fulfill the definition, in part, of a stereo-typical anglo-american woman ding-bat: you use your looks (ala Paris Hilton) to get you success ($$$), possibly because you have no other skills to offer. Now, you will complete the definition if men have to PRETEND that this is not true about you, and that, YES, you really can do it ALL (like a man does) on your own, outside of your looks.

I smell hypocricy. But women don’t seem to notice this when it’s their perks and entitlements at stake.

Paris Hilton looks like a rhino’s ass. And a pretty rough rhino’s ass, at that.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-06-28 11:33:40 - IP Man-Hash: 5e23e8b74e8c3

Asuka

You can tell yourself that you are drop whatever, but this is how men wiev you to themselves and now you know. So if a man will meet you and tell you any compliment now you will also know this is not what he really thinks. This is what you get.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-06-28 11:24:10 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Asuka said:
Im drop dead gorgeous . . .

No such thing. That expression “drop dead gorgeous” insinuates that men drop dead when they look at you. NOTHING is “drop dead” gorgeous. Not even the Mona Lisa or a million dollar sunset. I have seen both and I am still here. I guarantee you don’t come close to EITHER.

You’re just another worthless American entitled whore who thinks her looks are all that’s required to keep a man’s attention. And when it FAILS, you have absolutely NO CLUE why. And you have NO CLUE how to hang on to him . . .

. . . . so you start to call him “gay” with “no dick” while you make every effort to NOT BE WORTH A MAN’S A TIME.

You will now BLAME A MAN for not being interested in you,
instead of making an effort to BE INTERESTING.

That’s a woman’s problem. Not a man’s.

Asuka said:
I’m also a model…

What’s the matter . . . couldn’t you get a REAL job?
A job - and future - that YOU can actually control??

Models live a life of desperately seeking approval from OTHERS. OTHER people decide what you are - and what you are NOT - good for. A model’s success (or failure) doesn’t depend on her looks. The most beautiful models get rejected from auditions and shoots CONSTANTLY. And they get DUMPED by their boyfriends too.

Just like you —>> they have NO IDEA WHY.
Because they think that being good looking is all that’s required.

Just like you —>> THEY THINK THEY ARE “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” …
BUT EVERYONE GOES ON LIVING JUST FINE WITHOUT THEM.

So they now go home crying.
Because they don’t get it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-28 10:15:32 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

Asuka said:

Asuka said:

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

ah yes, and you are doing nothing but following also. I was just trying to prove that being skinny has nothing to do with what a women is, how she acts, and so on. It’s called genetics.

MOST women search and thrive on compliments! whether they are gourgeous or not they still deny it looking for pity and compliments. I KNOW I look good. And it’s been proven. so Im NOT going to look for compliments ans say…man…I look like crap. just to hear some kiss ass say NO YOU DON’T! I’m not like that. excuse me for NOT being a stereotypical women.

Gotta pic? If not, it’s not true and sure as fuck has not “been proven”.

… and I’ve never met a model that was 5-1 and 92 lbs that didn’t work exclusively in pornography.

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-28 10:14:16 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

someone said:

no manhole said:

Asuka said:

I’m 18. I weigh 92lbs and im 5′1.
I’m also a model…
My ribs don’t show and my hips tho wide
ARENT razor sharp.
Beauty comes in different sizes.
Not that i have a huge ego or anything but
Im drop dead gorgeous compared to
most chicks. and NO im NOT annorexic!!

You are not exactly modest, are you? Most women are too stupid to realize that any arrogance about their looks tends to drive men away– you are a apparently a sheep following the flock of entitled lipstick feminism.

But of coarse the men out here aren’t arrogant AT ALL are they now?? _O-

I know what I’m gonna get after saying this: “yeah but we don’t care what women think” bla bla, well as soon as your wives and girlfriends or one night stands read what you post here, they’ll step away from you.. FaSt

1st of all. It’s not coarse. It’s course. Coarse refers to the texture of something.

Several of the girls I date know I frequent this site. As a matter of fact, that last set of tits was submitted by me. So shut the fuck up, idiot.

 
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