Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 22:02:53 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

You should go die, its people like you that fuck up the world and make it violent and hateful. You are an unnecessary waste of flesh and bone.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 22:00:46 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

how does your logic makes sense, IF i love myself, i will love men? I do love men, nice respectable men. who are not judgmental and sexist. You on the other hand are a scum bag.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 21:59:00 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Shut the fuck up you worthless scum bag. get a life

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-14 21:57:45 - IP Man-Hash: cb403bff359f4

Heather said:

FUCK YOU ALL. SEXIST SCUM BAGS WHO PUT DOWN WOMAN, YET DROOL OVER THERE BODIES. YOU USE WOMAN FOR SEX AS THOUGH THATS ALL THERE GOOD FOR. YOU ALL SUCK

Wrong. We give women sex only when they deserve, unfortunaltely for you you don’t. men don’t even treat you like a woman, men don’t want your pussy, you have a lot of work to do on yourself, stop hateing yourself. If you loved yourself you would then love men. We don’t want your pussy, don’t get mad, just accept it, change. Im sure you can learn how to be a nice person too a normal person.

 
Comment by Turato
2008-07-14 21:49:33 - IP Man-Hash: 10c55c990d624

Women are only good for sex.

 
Comment by Jeff
2008-07-14 21:15:36 - IP Man-Hash: c94023e22a8f7

Now now, they are good for more than just sex. They are good at BJ’s too, well sometimes. See, cheer up now!!

Heather said:

FUCK YOU ALL. SEXIST SCUM BAGS WHO PUT DOWN WOMAN, YET DROOL OVER THERE BODIES. YOU USE WOMAN FOR SEX AS THOUGH THATS ALL THERE GOOD FOR. YOU ALL SUCK

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 21:01:52 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

FUCK YOU ALL. SEXIST SCUM BAGS WHO PUT DOWN WOMAN, YET DROOL OVER THERE BODIES. YOU USE WOMAN FOR SEX AS THOUGH THATS ALL THERE GOOD FOR. YOU ALL SUCK

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-14 10:04:41 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Yackety-yack said:
Chris, you sound like your wife has you whipped.

ONLY WOMEN show up here to make baseless assumptions and say stupid shit like “you sound like”, “seems like”, “it seems to me like” . . . . when what it seems like to pussies –>> has nothing to do with REALITY.

First fact: I was never stupid enough to get married and I thank my personal GOD for it.

Yackety-yack said:
Where do you come up with this shit?

I know, It’s pretty brilliant, I don’t mind saying.

Yackety-yack said:
Yeah, I blame women for the overall moral degeneration of society.

REALLY?? I don’t blame women for ANYTHING.

They can’ help themselves. That’s like walking up to someone in a wheelchair and blaming them for not being able to walk.

American society - marriages, relationships, and affairs between men and women - FAIL . . . . because about 95% of American males ARE PREPARED TO FREELY GIVE AWAY THEIR POWER –>> TO APPEASE WOMEN.

Thats why I DON’T HAVE marriage and relationships. . . . because American “men” are expected to fall over themselves to appease women. And if they don’t, it’s called “rape” and “abuse”.

• When a man does things in HIS best interest , American women use the word “loser” and “asshole” instead of “WINNER” and “MAN”.

• When a man doesn’t WANT a relationship just because the WOMEN does, Americans think it means “he can’t commit”. When he is REALLY not interested in committing to HER, and that’s not up to HIM . . . thats up to HER to MAKE HIM WANT to.

No thanks.

I would rather stick needles in my eyes.

I have EVERYTHING *I WANT* . . . which is something NO MEN IN MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS CAN SAY.

They are too busy busting there asses giving WOMEN whatever THEY want.

• They are too busy ASKING women “what do YOU want”?
• Do YOU have a boyfriend ?
• What qualities do YOU look for in a man?
• Can I take YOU out sometime?
• Can I call YOU sometime?
• YOU wanna get married?

Why?????? Are American men out of their fucking minds?????
Why don’t they ask themselves what THEY want instead?

ITS NOT MAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE A WOMAN WHATEVER SHE SAYS SHE WANTS. DON’T YOU GUYS GET THAT???

ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY IN LIFE TO GO OUT AND GET WHAT –>> YOU WANT.

Yackety-yack said:
But you made them whores.

WRONG —->>>>>> YOU make them whores.

. . . . and women are too dumb to know it.

• To go out of your way to be nice, kind, polite, GENEROUS with your money, and buy a woman GIFTS, DINNER, DRINKS, FLOWERS OR ANYTHING . . . in an attempt to PURCHASE her attention and affection (date) — IS TREATING WOMEN LIKE WHORES.

• For a woman to REFUSE her attention and affection UNTIL you have

- taken her out several times
- bought her something
- met some kind of condition
- did exactly what she wanted

. . . IS WOMEN OPENLY BEHAVING LIKE WHORES.
And pitiful American men letting them get away with it.

• Turn on your television and watch the message . . .
“Buy a woman ANYTHING and she WILL want to kiss you”.
That’s just FALSE . . . and it’s PROSTITUTION.

Sad thing is . . . . you and they . . . are completely unaware of it.

And when they have your money,
women often like to fuck guys like ME.
While she talk about the WEAK men who she just doesn’t “feel it” for.

Think about it . . . . AND MAN UP.

 
Comment by Yackety-yack
2008-07-14 05:44:36 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

Chris said:

Mark said:

It’s easy for a woman to make you interested in wanting to bang her, but its a hundred time harder for her to make you interested in wanting to spend your valuable time with her.

:) You and I were just talking about this the other night!!

Hilarious, isn’t it?

If you tell this to a woman, she will actually think that it’s NOT UP TO HER to show you that she is worth your time and attention. She will blame –>> YOU for not being interested, before she makes any effort to be interesting.

As you walk away, you will here “Where the fuck are you going? You don’t want to fuck me? Huh, faggot? Faggot with the little dick.”

Then you say: “Show us your tits, get on your knees, open your mouth and tell my cock how gay I am.”

. . . . then after you’ve shown her who’s boss by arcing a glob across her face, you tell her to get the fuck out and say goodbye . . . . and she will start blaming you all over again.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Chris, you sound like your wife has you whipped. Where do you come up with this shit? Yeah, I blame women for the overall moral degeneration of society. But you made them whores. Yeesh, you Yanks are really morally corrupt! You deserve your whores and being stripped of your ego’s. This website is really pathetic. I think you need to speak to Dr Phil about your mommy-issues he he he.

 
Comment by RICK
2008-07-11 22:52:07 - IP Man-Hash: 6ed99410a406c

THE ONLY REASON THEY LET YOU ON TV WAS TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW STUPID YOU ARE. PEOPLE DONT ACTUALLY BELIVE THE CRAP YOU SAY. AND THE PEOPLE WHO DO BELIEVE IT ARE JUST AS STUPID AS YOU. AND BY THE WAY TAKE OFF THE STUPID FRICKEN GLASSES AND SHAVE YOUR DIGUSTING MUSTACHE. I KNOW IT MIGHT SUCK TO BE BALD BUT A GROSS MUSTACHE DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR THE HAIR YOU SHOULD HAVE ON YOUR HEAD. OH AND THE ONLY REASON YOU THINK THIS WAY ABOUT WOMEN IS MOST LIKELY BECAUSE YOU CANT GET NONE.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-11 07:45:10 - IP Man-Hash: 9601f46751bd6

wabtmalways said:

DICK YOUR NAME FITS THE ONLY THING SMART ABOUT YOU IS YOUR MOUTH YOU TLK LIKE YOU KNOW IT ALL BUT SERIOUSLY YOU DONT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN ALWAYS THEY HAVE BETTER JOBS THAN MEN YOU SAY EVERY BRICK YOU SEE IS BUILT BY A MAN THATS ONLY BECAUSE THEY CANT GET A BETTER JOB WOMEN ALWAYS WILL BE BETTER THAN MEN AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT SO YOU HIDE IT WITH YOUR BULL SHIT INFOMATION. I WISH YOU GET SUED. FROM THE COORPERATE PRESIDENT OF NATIONAL BANKS OF THE EAST SIDE WHO MAKES MORE THAN YOU DO!

Ha, Some president and writes like a slut from a strip club. His nam actually is Dick Masterson which means his dick is your master.

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-07-11 07:21:46 - IP Man-Hash: 90a1b2f4a57ef

DICK YOUR NAME FITS
*
Yes, except in your vagina…it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THE ONLY THING SMART ABOUT YOU IS YOUR MOUTH
*
And his book
and his website
and his podcasts
and his appearances
and sharing women with nice racks advertising his site for free
and getting women like you so pissed off you prove his point…

wow, he’s a freaking genius…and you…are not.

YOU TLK LIKE YOU KNOW IT ALL
*
To someone who only deals with emotional logic he DOES know it all.
That’s why he earns respect and you are just here for comedy.

BUT SERIOUSLY YOU DONT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
*
Does he know you?

No?

Then he DOESN’T know sh*t.

WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN ALWAYS
*
Then they need to start proving it.

THEY HAVE BETTER JOBS THAN MEN
*
Yet according to them they make less money than men…not very smart, is it? Sure you may be a secretary, but if I’m a plumber making 80K and you’re making 75K, sure you may have the ‘better’ job, but I’m making more money and am always needed….you can always be replaced.

Logic always proves women like you to be ignorant.

YOU SAY EVERY BRICK YOU SEE IS BUILT BY A MAN THATS ONLY BECAUSE THEY CANT GET A BETTER JOB
*
So why are so many women turning to prostitution during this time?
Strippers are suffering because no one is going to the clubs.
The Bunny Ranch is losing money…why can’t THESE women get better jobs?
Why are women selling sex just to get food, gas or even survive…even if they have jobs? Why can’t WOMEN get better jobs WITHOUT the help of the government?

WOMEN ALWAYS WILL BE BETTER THAN MEN AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT
*
I just made that up because with my emotional logic I can never compete with a rational man like you. Please embarrass me and put me in my place.

SO YOU HIDE IT WITH YOUR BULL SHIT INFOMATION. I WISH YOU GET SUED. FROM THE COORPERATE PRESIDENT OF NATIONAL BANKS OF THE EAST SIDE WHO MAKES MORE THAN YOU DO!
*
Eh, we’re all from the WEST SIDE

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!

East side banks are full of nothing but hookers and sperm dumpsters and the President of the National Banks of the East side is nicknamed Lewinsky for obvious reasons.

Oh yeah, and she swallows.

Deathslayer

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-11 04:57:07 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

wabtmalways said:
WOMEN (…) ALWAYS THEY HAVE BETTER JOBS THAN MEN

That’s discrimination! You sexist oppressor!

 
Comment by HubbaBubba
2008-07-11 04:09:39 - IP Man-Hash: 197eaf6513dde

All this is true good

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-10 15:32:23 - IP Man-Hash: f0b0bc078845e

wabtmalways said:

DICK YOUR NAME FITS THE ONLY THING SMART ABOUT YOU IS YOUR MOUTH YOU TLK LIKE YOU KNOW IT ALL BUT SERIOUSLY YOU DONT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT blah, blah, blah…

Then how do you explain the fact that all of human civilization and culture was invented exclusively by men? Listen, just accept reality and realize that women are both biologically and intellectually inferior to men.

 
Comment by wabtmalways
2008-07-10 15:22:50 - IP Man-Hash: 626c873a37973

DICK YOUR NAME FITS THE ONLY THING SMART ABOUT YOU IS YOUR MOUTH YOU TLK LIKE YOU KNOW IT ALL BUT SERIOUSLY YOU DONT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN ALWAYS THEY HAVE BETTER JOBS THAN MEN YOU SAY EVERY BRICK YOU SEE IS BUILT BY A MAN THATS ONLY BECAUSE THEY CANT GET A BETTER JOB WOMEN ALWAYS WILL BE BETTER THAN MEN AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT SO YOU HIDE IT WITH YOUR BULL SHIT INFOMATION. I WISH YOU GET SUED. FROM THE COORPERATE PRESIDENT OF NATIONAL BANKS OF THE EAST SIDE WHO MAKES MORE THAN YOU DO!

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 10:50:15 - IP Man-Hash: 21546e60351c4

Fellow Traveller said:

Asuka said:

Saif said:

hey man i respect you . you have right about every thing you said about them

10/10 .

Pathetic.

oh really?

My money says that he is a “foreigner”, yet attempted to post in english.

I have to wonder if you could go to a forum in HIS country/region/whatever, and post in HIS native tongue.

From-a guy who is fluent in German-Spanish.

aka

Fellow Traveller

Hello FT

In case you would wonder about me, no need - Im from Poland.

Cheers,

 
Comment by Becky
2008-07-08 10:45:25 - IP Man-Hash: 48220955a060a

Hey Dick!

Love your site, read your book and had great fun in doing so!

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-02 12:54:34 - IP Man-Hash: 8ed771f3ec739

Women are so overprivileged in Western society that when any woman expresses prejudice against male heterosexuality, nobody raises a word of protest or says anything, not even the liberal-dominated socialist media. Misandry has become the new, politically correct means of expressing hatred towards male heterosexuals, one of the most culturally, politically, and economically disadvantaged groups in the world.

 
Comment by Fellow Traveller
2008-07-02 12:36:22 - IP Man-Hash: b6da7d2cef19d

… said:

Lynn said:

Chris said:

no manhole said:

Seems like all of the attractive women have an attitude. Its enough to make anybody angry. I wish I could suggest a solution, but I dont have one. Except if I may say this: if your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can. Sex isn’t everything.

AHA! Now we are making progress.
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN DO have an attitude.

That attitude translates to –>> “Why should I make any effort to make a MAN actually WANT to spend time with me, when there are plenty of WUSSIES out there who are prepared to jump through hoops for a chance to kiss my ass??”

Yet attractive women has the BIGGEST GRIPES!

They are ALWAYS wondering why there are no MEN around. Why they are ALWAYS single and all the “NICE GUYS” who START OFF “NICE” ONLY WANT TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO BED.

••••• “If your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can.” •••••

I am 42 and I ALWAYS try to be the best guy I can.
Where as men like “BOLA” try to be the best SON-IN-LAW they can.

LOL!!!

•••• ”Sex isn’t everything” •••••

I know that, thanks.

HAVING YOUR SHIT (AND HEAD) TOGETHER –>> IS EVERYTHING.

Cheers!

Unfortunately true. I’d say a good rule of thumb is, if a woman:

- has a shiny sticker on the back of her car that says “(fill in blank) Goddess)

- Goes to the grocery store looking like she’s going out to a club after she finishes buying tofu. Even if it’s 10 in the morning.

- has a kitchen that has a perfect display of cooking ware (but none of it looks used)

- puts sweaters and rhinestone collars on small dogs

- looks like a can of makeup exploded in her face

- has shiny things glued to her fingernails

- wears clothing that looks like it’ll fly off and break something if she sneezes……

Run.

Or, maybe have fun for a night or two, but don’t use your real contact info.

That seems to be the thing that everyone assumes 100% of women to be. It’s sad because I live around almost every type of female imaginable and most of them don’t do what’s listed.

I have, however, seen the shiny things on fingernails and the face looking like a can of paint.

Misogynists are half-right.

whereas MISANDRISTS are always wrong.

Misandrists are illogical, not self sufficient, loud, hairy, and usually smell bad.

The “lip-stick w/ super short miniskirt’ version of the misandriSts, usually have/has one or more …”interesting” STD’s.

I know this from experience, I’m sad to confess, and can only hopethat God has mercy upon my once wretched soul.

 
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