Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Yackety-yack
2008-07-16 02:12:57 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

Chris said:

studioline said:

Yackety-yack said:

Chris said:

Mark said:

It’s easy …

:) You and I were just talking about this the other night!!

Hilarious, isn’t it? ….

Menarebetterthanwomen.

But you made them whores.

Wrong. y-y. Women make themselves whores. Some of them work very hard to be whores. Men only treat them as whores. Are you suprised??? Women behave like they are a MERCHANDISE. So it’s natural and proper to call them whores. Stop behaving like you are a MERCHANDISE, like man has to pay you, like you are better than men just because you have a pussy and the whole thing will be over. Even this site won’t have to exist, because there would be no need. But as long as you keep doing it - behaving like a MERCHANDISE, this site will grow and will grow a hete, that’s right HATE, for what you represent, for the MERCHANDISE = WHORING.

We men are against women being whores that is why MEN ARE BETTER THEN WOMEN.

Now, internalize it.

@STUDIOLINE

GREAT post.

Studio… stick Chris’ penis in your ass and internalize that. I’m against feminine men like you that only date nasty-skanky whores (like yourselves), gold-diggers and hairy male-like feminists. And then you fall in love with them, how pathetic, they cheat on you and all you do is whine about it… yack yack yack booh hooh oink oink.

 
Comment by Yackety-yack
2008-07-16 02:03:25 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

Q-ball said:

Yeesh, for a man (and I use the term loosely) you sure do talk a lot. I fell asleep after the second line…zzzzz Can’t you keep it brief? Long comments sure are tedious… Kinda loses their punch, don’t you think? Anyway, what I am to understand from all these senseless ramblings are that you only date gold-digging whores? and you are now too poor so you can afford to get laid? Huh? sorry all I could read was: “I’m a man, whine, nag, bitch-and-moan, you-hurt-me weh weh oink”. Does that about sum you up?

Translation: Sorry I was to distracted by looking at the fake Ring that geek I met at Best Buy got me. Can you repeat tht in nice easy sentences?

Yes. YOU ARE A WHORE.

PRove me wrong that not all women are whores.

It’s like a Chrstian proving that God exsits

Hey, snot-ball… try and be original and don’t steal my lines… I don’t have to prove anything to you. Go ask your mommy to prove it to you.

 
Comment by Yackety-yack
2008-07-16 02:00:40 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

bola said:

Yackety said:

Typical loud mouthed Yank.

Ha ha ha! He’s not American, dumbass.

Who are you e-bola? His spokesperson and personal butt-monkey?

 
Comment by Q-ball
2008-07-15 23:24:57 - IP Man-Hash: 9381d58f05ca6

Yeesh, for a man (and I use the term loosely) you sure do talk a lot. I fell asleep after the second line…zzzzz Can’t you keep it brief? Long comments sure are tedious… Kinda loses their punch, don’t you think? Anyway, what I am to understand from all these senseless ramblings are that you only date gold-digging whores? and you are now too poor so you can afford to get laid? Huh? sorry all I could read was: “I’m a man, whine, nag, bitch-and-moan, you-hurt-me weh weh oink”. Does that about sum you up?

Translation: Sorry I was to distracted by looking at the fake Ring that geek I met at Best Buy got me. Can you repeat tht in nice easy sentences?

Yes. YOU ARE A WHORE.

PRove me wrong that not all women are whores.

It’s like a Chrstian proving that God exsits

 
Comment by Yackety-yack
2008-07-15 22:05:13 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

bola said:

Yakety-yack said:

Heather said:

How about you answer her reply with something useful, instead of repeating what she said back to her.
scumbag.

he was probably distracted by his penis so he couldn’t understand what I wrote.

A dickless person like you doesn’t have that problem.

Yeah, for once you’re right. You have made the first move in admitting you have a problem… well done!

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-15 08:46:17 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

studioline said:

Yackety-yack said:

Chris said:

Mark said:

It’s easy …

:) You and I were just talking about this the other night!!

Hilarious, isn’t it? ….

Menarebetterthanwomen.

But you made them whores.

Wrong. y-y. Women make themselves whores. Some of them work very hard to be whores. Men only treat them as whores. Are you suprised??? Women behave like they are a MERCHANDISE. So it’s natural and proper to call them whores. Stop behaving like you are a MERCHANDISE, like man has to pay you, like you are better than men just because you have a pussy and the whole thing will be over. Even this site won’t have to exist, because there would be no need. But as long as you keep doing it - behaving like a MERCHANDISE, this site will grow and will grow a hete, that’s right HATE, for what you represent, for the MERCHANDISE = WHORING.

We men are against women being whores that is why MEN ARE BETTER THEN WOMEN.

Now, internalize it.

@STUDIOLINE

GREAT post.

 
Comment by El Chauvinisto
2008-07-15 08:12:29 - IP Man-Hash: f324da94e2b95

Heather said:

FUCK YOU ALL. SEXIST SCUM BAGS WHO PUT DOWN WOMAN, YET DROOL OVER THERE BODIES. YOU USE WOMAN FOR SEX AS THOUGH THATS ALL THERE GOOD FOR. YOU ALL SUCK

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The only thing women are good for is being barefoot, pregnant, and full of cum. Nothing more.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-15 07:46:21 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Yakety-yack said:

Chris . .. . you two put the ass in class.

I agree! Thanks for noticing! So glad you like.

I am actually someone who can certify that about myself. Trained in 6-star saftey service, was an officer on the worlds best Cruise line. . . . I earned those stripes. I was also a private school teacher and you don’t earn that responsibilty by not having any class.

MY class thought I had class too. . . .

But before you get all wet between the legs, remember that this is not the place for “class”.

This is Menarebetterthenwomen and EVERYBODY KNOWS women don’t “reward” men for being nice , gentle and classy to them. You know it , and I know it.

Why??

Because women prefer to fuck men who are crass / brutally honest / horrendously direct / and will make sure she doesn’t get away with cunt behavior. That’s extremely important.

Treating women like a “gentleman”, or “nice guy” doesn’t get a man laid.
Plenty of other men can tell you that.

TO WIN IN BUSINESS AND LIFE,
I maintain the level of class I was TRAINED in for all of my life.

TO WIN IN THE AFFAIRS OF WOMEN,
that’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax.

Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

Whatever happened to, “Please, may I?”
And, “Yes, thank you?”
And, “How charming?”
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?

Ah, there ain’t no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain’t no ladies now,
There’s only pigs and whores
And even kids’ll knock ya down
So’s they can pass
Nobody’s got no class!

Whatever happened to old values?
And fine morals?
And good breeding?
Now, no one even says “oops”
When they’re passing their gas
Whatever happened to class?

Ah, there ain’t no gentlemen that’s fit for any use
And any girl’d touch your privates for a deuce.

And even kids’ll kick your shins and give you sass.
Nobody’s got no class!

All you read about today is rape and theft.

Jesus Christ!!!! Ain’t there no deceny left?

Nobody’s got no class!

Every guy is a snot.

Every girl is a twat.

Holy shit.

What a shame.

What became…of class?

- CHIGACO
The Musical

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-15 06:12:23 - IP Man-Hash: 5174f35521b33

Translation: BAAH, I’m too lazy to read and give meaningful comments so I’m going to insult people to cover my ass.

 
Comment by Yakety-yack
2008-07-15 06:01:14 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

Chris said:

Yackety-yack said:
Chris, you sound like your wife has you whipped.

ONLY WOMEN show up here to make baseless assumptions and say stupid shit like “you sound like”, “seems like”, “it seems to me like” . . . . when what it seems like to pussies –>> has nothing to do with REALITY.

First fact: I was never stupid enough to get married and I thank my personal GOD for it.

Yackety-yack said:
Where do you come up with this shit?

I know, It’s pretty brilliant, I don’t mind saying.

Yackety-yack said:
Yeah, I blame women for the overall moral degeneration of society.

REALLY?? I don’t blame women for ANYTHING.

They can’ help themselves. That’s like walking up to someone in a wheelchair and blaming them for not being able to walk.

American society - marriages, relationships, and affairs between men and women - FAIL . . . . because about 95% of American males ARE PREPARED TO FREELY GIVE AWAY THEIR POWER –>> TO APPEASE WOMEN.

Thats why I DON’T HAVE marriage and relationships. . . . because American “men” are expected to fall over themselves to appease women. And if they don’t, it’s called “rape” and “abuse”.

• When a man does things in HIS best interest , American women use the word “loser” and “asshole” instead of “WINNER” and “MAN”.

• When a man doesn’t WANT a relationship just because the WOMEN does, Americans think it means “he can’t commit”. When he is REALLY not interested in committing to HER, and that’s not up to HIM . . . thats up to HER to MAKE HIM WANT to.

No thanks.

I would rather stick needles in my eyes.

I have EVERYTHING *I WANT* . . . which is something NO MEN IN MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS CAN SAY.

They are too busy busting there asses giving WOMEN whatever THEY want.

• They are too busy ASKING women “what do YOU want”?
• Do YOU have a boyfriend ?
• What qualities do YOU look for in a man?
• Can I take YOU out sometime?
• Can I call YOU sometime?
• YOU wanna get married?

Why?????? Are American men out of their fucking minds?????
Why don’t they ask themselves what THEY want instead?

ITS NOT MAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE A WOMAN WHATEVER SHE SAYS SHE WANTS. DON’T YOU GUYS GET THAT???

ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY IN LIFE TO GO OUT AND GET WHAT –>> YOU WANT.

Yackety-yack said:
But you made them whores.

WRONG —->>>>>> YOU make them whores.

. . . . and women are too dumb to know it.

• To go out of your way to be nice, kind, polite, GENEROUS with your money, and buy a woman GIFTS, DINNER, DRINKS, FLOWERS OR ANYTHING . . . in an attempt to PURCHASE her attention and affection (date) — IS TREATING WOMEN LIKE WHORES.

• For a woman to REFUSE her attention and affection UNTIL you have

- taken her out several times
- bought her something
- met some kind of condition
- did exactly what she wanted

. . . IS WOMEN OPENLY BEHAVING LIKE WHORES.
And pitiful American men letting them get away with it.

• Turn on your television and watch the message . . .
“Buy a woman ANYTHING and she WILL want to kiss you”.
That’s just FALSE . . . and it’s PROSTITUTION.

Sad thing is . . . . you and they . . . are completely unaware of it.

And when they have your money,
women often like to fuck guys like ME.
While she talk about the WEAK men who she just doesn’t “feel it” for.

Think about it . . . . AND MAN UP.

Please cover your heads people, Chris is having another verbal-diarrhea-attack. That white-trash guy on Dr Phil that had to go into that house with the other losers, Dick, innit? Well I only got to see that show here last week and I was interested to know what the website is like. Well, it’s dissapointing and stupid. And you guys are pathetic. Especially in public under the spotlight when your lip starts to quiver and you look like you’re gonna pass out. Can’t take the heat, huh? I felt really sorry for him. It’s probably his low class upbringing, screwing up his mind. Yeah, I heard about the white-trash problem in the USA. This web site SEEMS like a white-trash thing. Chris and Dick, you two put the ass in class.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-15 05:50:27 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Yakety-yack said:

Heather said:

How about you answer her reply with something useful, instead of repeating what she said back to her.
scumbag.

he was probably distracted by his penis so he couldn’t understand what I wrote.

A dickless person like you doesn’t have that problem.

 
Comment by Yakety-yack
2008-07-15 05:33:48 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

Heather said:

How about you answer her reply with something useful, instead of repeating what she said back to her.
scumbag.

Heather, he was probably distracted by his penis so he couldn’t understand what I wrote. It SEEMS to happen a lot on this site.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-15 05:27:38 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Yackety said:

Typical loud mouthed Yank.

Ha ha ha! He’s not American, dumbass.

 
Comment by Yackety-yack
2008-07-15 05:22:02 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

studioline said:

Heather said:

FUCK YOU ALL. SEXIST SCUM BAGS WHO PUT DOWN WOMAN, YET DROOL OVER THERE BODIES. YOU USE WOMAN FOR SEX AS THOUGH THATS ALL THERE GOOD FOR. YOU ALL SUCK

Wrong. We give women sex only when they deserve, unfortunaltely for you you don’t. men don’t even treat you like a woman, men don’t want your pussy, you have a lot of work to do on yourself, stop hateing yourself. If you loved yourself you would then love men. We don’t want your pussy, don’t get mad, just accept it, change. Im sure you can learn how to be a nice person too a normal person.

studio-line, did you actually read your comment before you posted it? Do you have a school-leaving certificate/higher education? Your spelling is appaling. It reeks thoughout cyberspace like your desperation. What do you want to do with the poor woman’s pussy-cat? Are you into animals? OMG eeeuw!!! haha! I’m so relieved that we have decent educated men in the UK. You yanks sure do sound barbaric! They should change that show to “desperate house-men”. Now that the American women have taken away your balls, it kinda leaves you without a purpose in life, now doesn’t it?

 
Comment by Yackety
2008-07-15 05:08:31 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

Chris said:

Yackety-yack said:
Chris, you sound like your wife has you whipped.

ONLY WOMEN show up here to make baseless assumptions and say stupid shit like “you sound like”, “seems like”, “it seems to me like” . . . . when what it seems like to pussies –>> has nothing to do with REALITY.

First fact: I was never stupid enough to get married and I thank my personal GOD for it.

Yackety-yack said:
Where do you come up with this shit?

I know, It’s pretty brilliant, I don’t mind saying.

Yackety-yack said:
Yeah, I blame women for the overall moral degeneration of society.

REALLY?? I don’t blame women for ANYTHING.

They can’ help themselves. That’s like walking up to someone in a wheelchair and blaming them for not being able to walk.

American society - marriages, relationships, and affairs between men and women - FAIL . . . . because about 95% of American males ARE PREPARED TO FREELY GIVE AWAY THEIR POWER –>> TO APPEASE WOMEN.

Thats why I DON’T HAVE marriage and relationships. . . . because American “men” are expected to fall over themselves to appease women. And if they don’t, it’s called “rape” and “abuse”.

• When a man does things in HIS best interest , American women use the word “loser” and “asshole” instead of “WINNER” and “MAN”.

• When a man doesn’t WANT a relationship just because the WOMEN does, Americans think it means “he can’t commit”. When he is REALLY not interested in committing to HER, and that’s not up to HIM . . . thats up to HER to MAKE HIM WANT to.

No thanks.

I would rather stick needles in my eyes.

I have EVERYTHING *I WANT* . . . which is something NO MEN IN MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS CAN SAY.

They are too busy busting there asses giving WOMEN whatever THEY want.

• They are too busy ASKING women “what do YOU want”?
• Do YOU have a boyfriend ?
• What qualities do YOU look for in a man?
• Can I take YOU out sometime?
• Can I call YOU sometime?
• YOU wanna get married?

Why?????? Are American men out of their fucking minds?????
Why don’t they ask themselves what THEY want instead?

ITS NOT MAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE A WOMAN WHATEVER SHE SAYS SHE WANTS. DON’T YOU GUYS GET THAT???

ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY IN LIFE TO GO OUT AND GET WHAT –>> YOU WANT.

Yackety-yack said:
But you made them whores.

WRONG —->>>>>> YOU make them whores.

. . . . and women are too dumb to know it.

• To go out of your way to be nice, kind, polite, GENEROUS with your money, and buy a woman GIFTS, DINNER, DRINKS, FLOWERS OR ANYTHING . . . in an attempt to PURCHASE her attention and affection (date) — IS TREATING WOMEN LIKE WHORES.

• For a woman to REFUSE her attention and affection UNTIL you have

- taken her out several times
- bought her something
- met some kind of condition
- did exactly what she wanted

. . . IS WOMEN OPENLY BEHAVING LIKE WHORES.
And pitiful American men letting them get away with it.

• Turn on your television and watch the message . . .
“Buy a woman ANYTHING and she WILL want to kiss you”.
That’s just FALSE . . . and it’s PROSTITUTION.

Sad thing is . . . . you and they . . . are completely unaware of it.

And when they have your money,
women often like to fuck guys like ME.
While she talk about the WEAK men who she just doesn’t “feel it” for.

Think about it . . . . AND MAN UP.

Yeesh, for a man (and I use the term loosely) you sure do talk a lot. I fell asleep after the second line…zzzzz Can’t you keep it brief? Long comments sure are tedious… Kinda loses their punch, don’t you think? Anyway, what I am to understand from all these senseless ramblings are that you only date gold-digging whores? and you are now too poor so you can afford to get laid? Huh? sorry all I could read was: “I’m a man, whine, nag, bitch-and-moan, you-hurt-me weh weh oink”. Does that about sum you up?

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 23:02:46 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

How about you answer her reply with something useful, instead of repeating what she said back to her.
scumbag.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 23:02:21 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

How about you answer her reply with something useful os something, instead of repeating what she said back to her.
scumbag.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-14 22:48:59 - IP Man-Hash: cb403bff359f4

Yackety said:

LOL. How easily you are provoked. Yack, yack, yack. Typical loud mouthed Yank. You have obviously been in the wrong relationships all your life and now you are bitter about it. You only have yourself to blame when you choose the wrong type of women (whores and gold-diggers) to be with. It’s no use to complain about your bad choices when you are the one who made them. Yet, I oddly feel drawn towards your arguments… There is a lot of pain there… reading between the lines ;)

you are reading between the lines, yourself, bye

 
Comment by Yackety
2008-07-14 22:24:34 - IP Man-Hash: f1be78453d2a8

LOL. How easily you are provoked. Yack, yack, yack. Typical loud mouthed Yank. You have obviously been in the wrong relationships all your life and now you are bitter about it. You only have yourself to blame when you choose the wrong type of women (whores and gold-diggers) to be with. It’s no use to complain about your bad choices when you are the one who made them. Yet, I oddly feel drawn towards your arguments… There is a lot of pain there… reading between the lines ;)

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-14 22:11:00 - IP Man-Hash: cb403bff359f4

Yackety-yack said:

Chris said:

Mark said:

It’s easy …

:) You and I were just talking about this the other night!!

Hilarious, isn’t it? ….

Menarebetterthanwomen.

But you made them whores.

Wrong. y-y. Women make themselves whores. Some of them work very hard to be whores. Men only treat them as whores. Are you suprised??? Women behave like they are a MERCHANDISE. So it’s natural and proper to call them whores. Stop behaving like you are a MERCHANDISE, like man has to pay you, like you are better than men just because you have a pussy and the whole thing will be over. Even this site won’t have to exist, because there would be no need. But as long as you keep doing it - behaving like a MERCHANDISE, this site will grow and will grow a hete, that’s right HATE, for what you represent, for the MERCHANDISE = WHORING.

We men are against women being whores that is why MEN ARE BETTER THEN WOMEN.

Now, internalize it.

 
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