Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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Jealous?
Or maybe just yack-bad at sex.
Who gives a shit, you’re a woman.
♂dBoss iNc.
Is that it? You really dissapoint me, but then again you also dissapoint all the cheating-gold-digging-money-grabbing-STD-infected-whores you pay to sleep with.
You doing it again. LOLOL
write on cunt, write on
^ Women sure talk a lot for people who have nothing to say.
Yeah - the problem is, all they talk is shit.
(THIS IS COMING FROM A WOMAN named “Natalie Finn”)
“We…are…shocked!
Former Bachelor Matt Grant and the recipient of his most important rose, actress Shayne Lamas, have broken off their engagement after publicly pretending that they were meant to be for two whole months, People reports.
“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions,” the duo said in a statement. “We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”
Just so long as they don’t have to spend any time with each other, apparently.
The pair had been plagued by reports of trouble in paradise ever since Grant chose Lamas over Chelsea Wanstrath on the season finale of The Bachelor’s 12th season, but each continued to deny that the fact that they were no longer living together or that they were never seen in the same place meant that they weren’t still planning to tie the knot.
“This stuff makes us stronger,” Grant, 27, said last month.
No word yet on whether Lamas, 22, returned the 2.85-carat sparkler her British beau used to seal the deal in May.
Anyway, that makes 10 out of 11 Bachelors (not including the not-ready-for-a-relationship Brad Womack) who have opted out of the matches they made during their stints on the ABC series.”
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OK I am back now…..
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 10 OUT OF 11 MEN WHO HAVE THEiR FREE PICK OF 25 GORGEOUS WOMEN WHO COMPETE FOR HIS ATTENTION AND AFFECTION . . .
—>>> WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE CUNTS.
Wow.
What does that communicate American women?
That they are ALL DEFINITELY DOING SOMETHING —>>> WRONG.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
No, I only fucked up what you would call your brain, which is actually just a void space. Can’t handle the information overload…?
uhhh, mistake.. oh! by assuming you can read and comprehend at the same time! Sorry my mistake!
No, shit! You know how I feel… You got a swamp between your legs too? And you sympathize with me… That’s so sweet! mwah! hugs and kisses.
@ yy
Are you still enjoing fucking up your own brain????
So crank this; Do you know why you are only a stupid cunt?
ok Ill make it easier for you; Do you have any clue where do you make your first mistake???
Oh but you can’t answer that. I know how you feel - you don’t have to as long as you got a swamp between your legs.
You sent it away for repair? It’s not what it used to be. I’d ask for a refund.
No, I got my memory back… it was definately you. I can never forget a nasty-wart-ridden-syphillis-induced-hairy-animal-like face like yours. The “guy” that you thought was my idiot brother was actually your mother in disguise .. don’t you remember? Try remembering/thinking with your brain and not your penis. ha ha ha!
No, that’s you practicing in front of the mirror.
The time you fell on your head is still affecting your memory, yak piss: that wasn’t me, that was your idiot bastard brother. I was the hobo he sucked.
ha ha ha! It’s cos you’re so small, short, skinny and child-like in stature (and cerebral capacity). I keep missing you.
E-bola… Yes, I remember that time. You jumped out of an alley after sucking a hobo. You were the rude little man with warts on his face. Yeah, I thought you had gone mad from the syphilis your whore of a girlfriend gave you. Yeesh, I remember how ugly you are… you need to shave off your hairy ass and walk backwards, cos your face sure is nasty. My mom says hi….
No, dickless, you’re trying to piss on me, but you can’t aim and are pissing all over yourself.
E-bola… Why would I take any suggestions from an ass-half like you? Yack piss haha! That is funny he he he I piss on you
Then I suggest you stop flattering people with down syndrome, yak piss.
I’m the guy who laughs at you for being a dumbass, yak piss.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
It’s not just this once that I’m right, yak piss. I’ve been right before. Like the time I called your mother a sperm bucket.
Oh, God not another essay full of Chris’ brain droppings…
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oooh, this is classic… defending yourself… do you think I give a rat’s ass about your achievements in life? Do you have to degrade yourself by showing me that you care about what I think? Your verbal-diarrhea-attacks give me an indication of the type of irrational piece of work I’m dealing with. So no amount of achievements will make me believe otherwise.
This is website is really boring. You have no new arguments. Same old “I got screwed over by a skanky-STD-infected-gold-digging feminist. She took my money, my ego and my balls”. Then why did you let her? Make better choices, you only have yourself to blame. Say “no” to whores!
And grow a pair.
Yeah, your mother should know…