Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by udumbitch
2010-03-11 23:30:58 - IP Man-Hash: 8704cb6ffd924

i was just reading dicks hate mail and read a comment from some idiot stick female that said, and i quote “we carry on the next generation” hence “WE CARRY ON” and on and on and on. dear females on earth SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW US YOUR TITS!!

 
Comment by udumbitch
2010-03-11 23:23:56 - IP Man-Hash: 8704cb6ffd924

just remember, above every set of bodacious tits is a dumb bitch

Comment by not
2010-03-13 17:07:21 - IP Man-Hash: 605eca5689f65

My tits are up there, and I’m no dumb bitch :(

Comment by Watcher.
2010-03-13 17:44:34 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

not

Comment by :(
2010-03-13 18:06:17 - IP Man-Hash: 605eca5689f65

I’m not!

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Comment by Judge
2010-03-05 06:07:27 - IP Man-Hash: 30a2c98a3fef0

those ones in the last row on the the right look like they belong to that chick from the ring. they look so white they look dead.
two words honey: tanning salon!

 
Comment by Athena
2010-02-27 00:15:12 - IP Man-Hash: a79abeed0de0a

White trash girls as far as the eye can see. The human race is doomed to degeneration. Enjoy your frozen dinners, boys, the real world will be happy to go on without you.
by the way, Dick is a skin head.
You are all dismissed.

 
Comment by anonymous
2010-02-26 22:37:45 - IP Man-Hash: 50ed9ba00547a

Well, what can I say ?
These ‘women’, they give give you head, you give them a twenty.

 
Comment by sdsd
2010-02-13 23:47:48 - IP Man-Hash: af6f00dbc61a6

good job. i should had made a site like this, id be rich!

 
Comment by Hill
2010-02-13 13:28:01 - IP Man-Hash: e34a32254e5ff

So these women are showing off their goodies while they are young and the boobs still defy gravity, I can’t blame them for that heck I am a Registered Nurse and I can admit these are some nice looking mammaries. These women are trying to please you by giving in to what you ask of them. First you complain that women are slutty and do not have any valuable skills but the first thing you ask of them? To write on their boobs, not send in an apple pie or send in pictures of them at work. They comply and you complain about how slutty chicks can be, complain, complain, complain. How female of you.

 
Comment by ravid
2010-02-09 09:14:37 - IP Man-Hash: 5334e21a76935

how much do you pay to this girls to do this…you fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!

 
Comment by Anonymous
2010-01-28 21:27:14 - IP Man-Hash: d097d307f0a44

I thought I’d post while I’m waiting for dinner. Tits are nice, but tits and dinner at even better. After a hard day of thought and work, it’s great to come home to someone who loves you and will take care of you. Women just need to know where they are most effective.

 
Comment by Raj7
2010-01-22 12:50:57 - IP Man-Hash: 9aa23b6524e99

Well said,matt.You made a lot of good points and am glad to see you learnt from your mistakes.Women are never attracted to “nice guys”,its always being a cocky,arrogant jerk that gets a woman to fall for you.

There are a lot of men who go out of their way to please a woman and treat her like a queen(wussy males).All females do is take advantage of that kindness/manipulate men and its not long before they cheat on you.Men are always supposed to dominate/lead in a relationship,some of the pussy whipped fools must realise that.Though,I have to say we do need women for sex or physical/casual relationships.Marriage is just bullshit and not worth it.

 
Comment by Matthew Russell
2010-01-22 12:20:47 - IP Man-Hash: 725e05a1abf10

You know pussy whipped men are the cause of everything that is wrong with the world that women can’t be blamed for. Durk is a perfect example of what I am talking about. Women alone have no power and would not block Dick’s message of truth but because of pussy whipped Mangina’s like Durk this message is being hindered. I was once a lost boy and didn’t understand why women never liked me. I saw every other guy who had women and I constantly treated women better than they did and improved on all the different types of faults that women always complained they had. I became the “perfect man” but for some reason perfection wasn’t enough. I hated life and even wanted to die because all the disney brainwashing I had went through told me a man’s life was meaningless without a women. Then I stumbled onto a Dr phil episode and God finally freed me of my agony. This man named Dick Masterson was on tv explaining why everything I have ever tried didn’t work and that women were actually the complete opposite of everything those women had always taught me including my mother. I at once put what he said to the test. I shaved my head and didn’t bother talking to the women I usually try so hard to please or any women at all for that matter. I ignored them completely and viola! Those bitches were lining up to date me. One even booty called me to her house one night when she was drunk and I couldn’t get the time of day from her before. The strangest thing is though when I saw how sad and pathetic these creatures were and how simple their programing I lost interest completely. We don’t need them at all and if Dick said we didn’t need them he would be right. Most of you are still too weak from your feminist brain washing to accept this and Dick knows that like Sypher from the original matrix you would fight to get back in the pod but as you mature you will realise that constantly trying to shut great men like Dick down will do you no Good because he is speaking the truth. Even the bible says in the new testament that women should never have any power over a man. In fact almost every religion acknowledges the fact that men are better than women. Men are better at everything and because we are better we don’t need women at all. http://www.fleshlight.com has now made a new type of fleshlight called the vortex that has rave reviews of being even better than the real thing if you heat it up in some hot water and let me tell you I believe it is true. We have replaced them with technology. Combine that with porn and I don’t need women at all. In fact the only time I feel any desire to get a women is when Im horny. I have noticed I completely lose any attraction for women when I emptied the tank because I know from experience that’s all they are good for is to empty your tank. And if you think I should feel ashamed of squirting in a tube versus a whining bitching femanazi I will point out that its a lot less shameful than busting your ass for some bitch and sacrificing everything for her then finding her in bed with another guy one day then blowing her and your brains out because of it. Never happened to me But I have seen it happen time and time again and all you pussies say the same thing until it happens to you then you kill yourselves before I get the chance to laugh. Don’t be like those bitches, use your brain its ok to do it your a man. Use that cognitive reasoning and logic that has been suppressed for so long and give Dick’s advice a try. He has saved my life and I like many other men owe him a great debt. Remember the truth isn’t hate speech. Hate speech is having someone tell you they love you and using you day after day then taking a shit on you later. Get angry at people like that not at a guy trying to tell you that its coming just because you don’t want to accept it.

Comment by Harry
2010-01-22 13:31:41 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

Good advert Matt, pussy is better. You just avoid marrying it, problem solved.

 
 
Comment by CuntKiller
2010-01-17 00:50:07 - IP Man-Hash: 06cdd43fd42b6

They whould show a picture of them right before they kill themselves or the aftermath of the event. Cunt killer!

 
Comment by Alina
2010-01-10 15:20:40 - IP Man-Hash: 216be03d1a7e9

I need to get a sharpie. Don’t mind being a whore at all, in fact LOVE IT. I cook. I clean. I take care of the baby. In return, he works, pays the bills and gives me money so I can buy girl things and take care of the house… I lost every pound of baby weight and I am very proud of that, I make him cakes and pies while denying myself a piece because he doesn’t like fat chicks…he tells me when I can have some. I really don’t understand why other chicks think this is bad…I don’t want work hard, I don’t want to worry about money or politics, I just wanna look good for him, raise my kid, and get things I want…and get fucked hard n good, LOL. :)

Comment by Jessy
2010-02-15 18:24:04 - IP Man-Hash: cc295582188d9

What a tool.

 
Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-02-22 16:18:34 - IP Man-Hash: 04b846f97dfe6

me too .. lol.

 
Comment by anonymous
2010-02-26 22:40:55 - IP Man-Hash: 50ed9ba00547a

There is something wrong with you, I’m a man and I’m writing this.
Do you really want to live your life with nothing to show of it, apart from being whipped ?

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-26 22:44:35 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

“Comment by anonymous
2010-02-26 22:17:46 – IP Man-Hash: 50ed9ba00547a

I don’t know about you Juliette, but I am a women… ”

A little confused are we?

 
Comment by (sigh)
2010-03-06 00:49:37 - IP Man-Hash: 935c74badea2b

you’re all fucking hypocrites. you talk about women like their only good for cooking & cleaning, and then one agrees with you. AND THEN YOU CALL HER A TOOL. wtf?

Comment by Watcher.
2010-03-06 02:54:03 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

“No women allowed”

Go figure it out yourself.

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Comment by udumbitch
2010-03-11 23:09:59 - IP Man-Hash: 8704cb6ffd924

first off, there is not a woman alive who can cook or clean worth a fuck you’re all worthless, mothers wives and daughters alike and i have all three, secondly the dumbass that you are talking about agreeing only did so for attention just like anything any woman does like you posting your comment no cares about and last but not least she is a tool just like all of you, an implement for a mans use at his descretion. women dont have opinions so dont feel the need to comment on this it will b ignored by all men and will mean nothing except donkey shit and glitter

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Comment by Vandrade
2010-01-10 08:07:17 - IP Man-Hash: 33c52fec6fc11

Durk, stop being a fucking mangina, you dipshit.

 
Comment by David
2010-01-02 00:50:44 - IP Man-Hash: 0869feae7e64b

Pics are yet more proof that ALL women are fucking worthless ugly whores.

Comment by udumbitch
2010-03-11 23:14:59 - IP Man-Hash: 8704cb6ffd924

fucking worthless but i dont know about ugly. if that were so i would have a perfect life full of badass mantivities instead of 3 kids and a very hot and very fucking stupid wife.

 
 
Comment by Cowboy
2009-12-29 20:52:47 - IP Man-Hash: e3cf5b922cc04

I think I recognize a set of those.

 
Comment by Mike
2009-12-23 11:46:41 - IP Man-Hash: 330cf496ad5da

I honestly don’t understand why dumb asses like “Durk” here miss the KEY point. MEN are BETTER than WOMEN, not.. MEN NEED WOMEN Plain and simple dipshit. Even though you’re superior in every way possible, you still need them for three things. So they can cook for you, clean for you, and so you can bust a nut every now and again without help from your hand.

 
Comment by Elmer Fudd
2009-12-15 16:07:03 - IP Man-Hash: e6c4d07bab2ff

@Durk
yes hello Mr. dirk
dick never said he needed women
the message is crystal clear
and its that men are superior to women
we still need them to cook our food,
iron our cloths and such tasks too frivolous for
any man who isnt single. in exchange that we work our asses off and get them a pair of shoes every now and then.
if i had a company the only important position id put a woman in is on my cock.
i dont recall women building the Colosseum or the Eiffel tower
anything worth bragging about in this world is and always has been
manufactured by men.
’nuff said.

Comment by Watcher
2009-12-15 16:18:13 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

That reminds me of a joke.

What’s the smartest thing to ever come from a woman’s mouth?

Einstein’s cock!

Comment by Watcher
2009-12-15 16:18:56 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Crude but very funny.

Comment by Harry
2009-12-15 16:26:12 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

LMAO, hahaha, great.

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Comment by Durk
2009-12-14 19:04:41 - IP Man-Hash: fd6d9b2d4d893

Dude, i kind of take this shit as a joke, or this guy really does have a deformed penis, and every woman who see’s it laughs, thus the whole superiority comlpex. I mean how can you say you dont need women, besides that fact that you wouldn’t exist on this plane without your mothers womb to nestle in, what the fuck are you goin to put your dick into?! The couch cushions must allready be worn out at your pad, and im pretty sure beastiality has been outlawed. The obvious conclusion is this Dick Masterson resides on Brokeback Mountain and plays the skin flute for a living!!

Have fun with that one blog freaks

Comment by durks a fuck
2009-12-19 00:07:36 - IP Man-Hash: e97ad4ec9d6f1

he clearly states men are better than women, not that we dont need women you dumb fuck.

 
Comment by udumbitch
2010-03-11 23:19:08 - IP Man-Hash: 8704cb6ffd924

sex with women is a form of beastiality why do you think we call them bitches you fasict femenist punk. your due for your daily anal play dont let her rip you

 
 
Comment by Playerhater+proud
2009-12-10 05:51:44 - IP Man-Hash: e0a17c3ec2f96

The fact that you need our boobs to write on proves that MEN need WOMEN and not the other way around. :P

Comment by Strawman
2009-12-29 00:15:03 - IP Man-Hash: a114a40b3dd6d

Who will work if men are not around?

Comment by Hmmm
2010-02-01 09:47:48 - IP Man-Hash: bad8d367ded35

Who do you think?

Comment by Harry
2010-02-01 10:13:57 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

@hmm. Good luck with that. Think of all the things men do that women don’t do. Society would stop working if men stopped wowrking. Not so if women did, we’d merely step into the places left by you, if they were actualy needed. Which many jobs that women do aren’t. Fact.

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