Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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The funniest part about this is that these are the women he rants about; a woman who agrees with this is saying “YES, I am one of the women here, and I agree that I am worse than men and can’t do anything about it! I love being a spoiled whore who gets everything because I have a whole in my crotch! I use my looks and tits to get a message across!”
Congrats on acknowledging your whoreness, girls. You’re EXACTLY the women he’s talking about.
*grins* We know you are.
Thanks for posting!
I just want to say I am sorry. When I first came on this site my girlfriend was with me, she posted a few comments and I posted a few comments, but once I got to reading more and understanding Dicks philosophy, I was no longer pussy whipped. To all the men I have let you down and Im sorry for that, expically to you Dick.
Welcome aboard Don! Good to know you saw the light. Hope to read more posts from you in the future.
I also want to say that somebody was using my name to post some comments pretending to be me.
Damn. That sucks.
haha, you wish.
Wow, dumbitches trying to prove a point through correcting grammer and spelling. You miss are a reason this website is here. Thanks for bringing women 2 steps back. You’re a real bitch.
This is the best site ever, just stumbled across it. It’s now my homepage and i’ve ordered a t-shirt.
WIN
Wow. The number one with the black top with the pink straps has one of the most gorgeous pair of tits I’ve ever seen.
You have to never get laid, ever. Or just havn’t watch enough porn.
LOL @ typical female responses.
You seriously need to learn that all your snyde little insults and catty responses really reinforce the reason of this site.
You’d be better off just shutting up. Take that lesson with you into the rest of your life. I guarantee it will pay off.
The most awesome thing is how many women come to a website called men are better than women.com and then bitch about what they find here. It is fucking fantastic. I love you ladies, but what I have noticed is that you have a horrid fascination with things that disgust/upset you.
I bet you came to this webpage and couldnt look away once you got here.
MATBW: Also known as female aggro 101.
Yes, women just can’t stay away from it, it’s addictive to them, after all they are inferior leech insects so they want to climb a tree and grab a hold onto it.
Yeah, it’s like watching a train wreck…only it’s not the blogger who piques my horrid fascination. It’s some of the (presumably male) commenters who wish they had half his brains, riding on his coat tails as if the general *opinion* that men are better than women, makes all men better than all women by default.
It doesn’t. Besides, it’s just an opinion, and he’s as welcome to it as women who think that women are better than men.
Sharing his opinion doesn’t improve anyone’s quality. Actually doing something to be better men improves one’s quality.
You’re one such commenter.
We had this opinion long before there was a website. We come here to read, laugh and discuss. It’s cunts like you who start idiotic little flame wars that detract from it.
If you had half the brains of the dumbest person here you could tell you’re neither wanted nor, technically, allowed to post here. Unlike women, men can share a brotherhood and ideals without starting an unholy bitchfest and stabbing one another in the back.
You presume to understand; I laugh at your ignorance.
Who is this “we”?
I don’t see anyone here carrying on a flamewar here but you. Almost everybody else here seems to behave like they have a father.
You do realize that by replying to that post you’re engaging, and encouraging, the “flame war”, right?
Do us all a favor and just get the fuck outta here.
Why don’t you write womenarebetterthanmen on your dick and join my list?
Thank you.
Nobody is going to do that.
I’ll write that on your grave while I’m pissing on it if you like.
Sure, if you are intelligent enought to find it. Which I seriously doubt. Why would you want to urinate on someones grave anyway? Isn’t that a bit sad? Does it make a difference? I don’t think so. You are just an angry boy. Go cry. Or piss on someones grave for that matter :).
>>”Or piss on someones grave for that matter :).”
I bet yours would make a fine place for me to write with piss what you said, if you like I’ll even take a dump on it, you know, to refresh the atmosphere from the stench of your decaying corpse.
And I can find your future grave very easily, I can get your IP from which you made that comment then I’ll get your address and name very easily, after that I’ll just have to wait for you to die and look up your name in the cemetery records near your location and then drink a couple of beers to have enough supply of piss for the job, piece of cake but I’m not going to waste my time on you, you’re not worthy of it.
hahaha you think that? ever heard of ip/mac-spoofing. And for your information, the only info you can get from a non-spoofed IP is in which country someone lives… Learn the definition of those tiny little protocols a bit better…
You fucking lame ass
Stupid woman,you’re a sub-intelligent poor creature.
With a non-spoofed IP I can see your fucking house from satellite images you stupid piece of shit.
http://www.find-ip-address.org/ from here and from lots of other sites like it I can find exactly what your address is and then with google earth I can see your fucking house, yard and even your future grave.
And the chances for you to have a Mac are 1% because 99% of computer users have PC and the chances for you to have a software that spoofs your IP are close to zero unless a Man installed that software.
And if you have a MAC and a software that spoofs your IP which one is it?? Spoof Mac , SMAC, Gentle MAC, a-Mac Address Change ???
A good hacker can trace the route of your fake packages sent by your Ethernet Board and with time he’ll track you down for sure.
That software can only modify packages of data but it cannot modify the source and so tracing back to the servers and your DNS he’ll find you.
The only way you can totally hide is by using Proxy servers which will route your IP through lots of servers thus making tracking very difficult and if you combine using proxy servers with a certain software you’ll be untraceable but you’re not using neither of these, the MAC spoofing software is a piece of shit ,just like you and a good hacker can trace you very easily.
And I can get a hacker to track you down with moneys since I’m not a hacker, I know a lot about these things but I can’t do tracking or things like that.
You’re busted you leech inferior insect, fucking maggot, go and hide behind a fake IP because you’re a weak coward stupid woman!
@KALEL -
Women hide and cower behind fake IPS, fake tits, fake looks and lies about their age, and make EVERY EFFORT to make themselves out to be something they are NOT……
.. YET THEY EXPECT MEN to “LOVE THEM FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE”.
Women HATE who they really are.
That’s what makes them failures at life and love.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
@Kalel
That woman may be dead by now, ’cause she probably laughed herself to death over what crap you wrote about IPs and stuff.
MAC has nothing to do with Apple in that context and that page you posted only shows _your_ ISPs information and where the next network node is located.
mabtw, but come unprepared and they _will_ grab you by the balls.
Photoshop is a wonderful thing.
From the Dr.Phil show you were on, you made it sound like you had women all over you, coming from every corner of the globe to be with you. I am actually quite disappointed in the amount of pictures here. What is it, 19? Wow! it stretches to the horizon! From what is presented in the pictures, it’s some good quality ones too! Yeah right!
Quite the list of women ya got there Dick.
Funny, peoples names represent who they are.
LOLOLOL.
Wrong.
Watch it again.
Dick didn’t “make it sound” like anything.
He QUITE PLAINLY SAID:
“Women line up to date guys LIKE me”.
Which is TRUE.
He didn’t try and convince ANYONE
that women line up to date –>> HIM.
That was just that fat cunt’s PERCEPTION of what she “THOUGHT” he was saying.
Dick is alot smarter than you think.
Open your fuckin’ ears.
chris, your a loser. haha you and dick should elope.
orrr you could both commit suiside together? yes, sounds georgeous!
No. I corrected the cunt above.
YOU and she are the losers.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris i.e. Man - Dealing in Fact and logic
Kate and T i.e. Women - Throwing random insults at something they don’t understand and don’t like.
You all represent women horribly. Which is to be expected.
I’m sorry, Dick. I know I shouldn’t post here but I think what I’m about too say is too much for my tits to hold and I can’t stop myself any longer.
You stupid fucking cunts are the reason that men are better than women, you can’t read, you can’t write, and apparently you can’t even listen when ANYONE including another woman talks.
Each and every one of you come here expecting to prove to this site and anyone who reads the comments that you’re in fact better than men, and all you do is give men [and me even.] something to laugh about.
You’re not smart. You’re not funny. You’re not ‘cool’ so why don’t you take a hint, shut the fuck up, and get the fuck off the site. Take your bullshit to Dr. Phil, he might care.
Why would a ‘intelligent’ person go on a website and waste their time posting a comment on something they don’t agree with? They wouldn’t, that’s why you cunts are doing it.
The reason you get so mad is because you know it’s the truth. Grow up and shut up no one wants to hear your lies and whines.
everyone simply needs to realize that this is nothing more than social satire used in a very comedic and clever manner. Yes most women are whores but not all, and most men are assholes but we are awesome because we hold the mighty meat sword. men and women have to balance out the positive and negative aspects of their personalities in order for a relationship to work. men aren’t better than women, we simply are more suited to deal with a complex, confusing, and violent world. everyone needs to chill and remember.. you got to cultivate what you need to need. bottom line if you are a dude you need to kick ass in as many ways as possible (i.e. dick’s man points system) to attract women who wont cheat on you if you are super awesome and not a puss. And women pretty much need to hear men out sometimes and admit to their wrongdoings. Trust me words children, I met god.
I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK FOR MY BOYFRIEND AS A JOKE..IT AUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH.
haha, thats a good idea, i bet you got tons of laughs from it! hopefully it wasnt a waste of money, like most would assume.
Wait ‘will he figures out Men really ARE better than women like YOU just have.
LMFAO!!
Go wash your cunt out.
It stinks.
ok first of all there are some right knobs on here…grow up & get a life you sad bastard’s that say women are whores ect ect! And second of all i wouldn’t degrade my self by putting my ‘tit’s’ on the internet so that perverts can drool over them And 3rd off i have morals! Just goes to show you how idiotic people can be & also have morals of a alley cat!
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I find it amusing that you took the time and effort to come on the site to say something completeleyirrelevant and time-consuming to simply forther the idea that women do not know when to shut the fuck up.
Give yourself a round of applause
Seriously, I never hear a woman say “I’m in the wrong” or “That’s wrong” when talking about another woman. There’s always a excuse one way or another.
I admit I am wrong when I am :)
Woman rule number 1: Never admit it’s bad, just mention that someone else does it so it’s not that bad.
i may agree that men are better than women at some things, but seriously, this is fucking retarded. “lets complain about who can’t spell or use proper punctuation”. are you REALLY like that with your friends? i bet not. you’re just trying to act like mister bad ass on the internet because you’re such a pussy in real life and can’t REALLY defend yourself.
and if you’re complaining so much about women, no WONDER your wife left you for another man, no WONDER she ate herself fat, no WONDER you can’t keep a fucking girlfriend.. you’re nothing but assholes, to see yourselfs as superior to women? we are EQUAL to you, we can do anything YOU can. YOU choose to lower your standards because you know you NEED us to survive. if you HATED us so fucking much, you wouldn’t do that shit.
i don’t have a problem with women whoring out their tits on the web, but its men like you that i do have a problem with. you’re selfish snobs that could give a shit less about a womans feelings, and thus thats why we treat you the way you do… BECAUSE YOU DON’T DESERVE IT.
I’ll say this, men in general understand women to a great degree. It’s believed (through experience) that women respond in the long-term to simply not being treated right, or at least not focused on heavily.
If a man opens up to a girl, shows vulnerability, or in some way demonstrates that his skills and abilities as a father would not be superior to the next man coming along, she rarely will stay with him. Women are not very loyal…
this actually happens to everyone, it’s basic stuff really, children even do it. If a vunerable women responds positively to this kind or treatment, it shows how the brainwashing has finally set in. You treat a man the exactly the same way and he’ll start to believe he is inferior and thus forced to stay with that woman out of fear of rejection. HELLO IT’S CALLED MARRIAGE and god knows some women use it, like my uncle for example… poor son of a bitch
we are EQUAL to you, we can do anything YOU can.
I dont agree with everything dick says, but you are way off base. Can a typical woman kill a pig? chop down a tree? put out a fire? kill a cockroach even? I can think of a hundred more things. There are so many things women cant do. the only thing a woman can do that a man cant is have a baby. is there anything else really that a woman can do that a man can’t? not really. . .
Again
Men - Post something relevant using logic to emphasise a point
Women - Post something irrelevant with randon insults flying to be a twat
oh, and I forgot to add you are a sick pig, you just wanted girls to write on their breasts so you could look at them, thats what we call a perv SICKO!
If looking at tits is a crime, take me away. You will not be able to shame actual men here because we are actual men, we aren’t ashamed of our sexuality.
You’re probably ashamed of sex because your vagina stinks of cabbage. You know I’m right.
“If looking at tits is a crime, take me away” brilliant.
Dick Masterson is the man. Why dont you ladies understand this?
He is simply the man. He cant help it if women want to show him their breasts. He cant help but to enjoy them if they are well formed. Same as any other man. That is how it is.
What? Look at a woman’s breasts? How absurd!
No shit you fool
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st.
Your suck a dick, I mean women are BETTER than men, we dont all get really drunk, eat like a pig, have gross chest hair, think like a dog or anything! We are way better than you and you are just afraid to admit it, and I wonder why you wouldnt answer that quiestion that the women on docter phil asked u, because you havent had a date because you wear those creepy glasses and your ugly, no one would date you. Oh and nice hair, oh wait YUO DONT HAVE ANY HAHAHAH!
Really? Are you fucking retarded?
This is the best response to that rant. One can only assume such a woman has had a terrible accident that left her disabled.
its petty arguments like those that reinforce the well reasoned and sound arguments dick puts forward. Inferior female minds obviously can’t cope with the raw truth Dick presents to them.
Precisely. Oh and women don’t get drunk. That about made me fall over.
We’re listening. What else do American women think?
Women don’t eat like pigs? Have you SEEN the female monstrosities out there? Good God woman. And you DO get drunk. Drunk so you can get laid AND have an excuse to claim a guy raped you when you were just whorin’ it up like y’all always do.
Sorry, it’s been said before, but “women don’t get drunk” couldn’t be more wrong. Not only do bitches get drunk constantly, but they are almost guaranteed to puke it right back out like the pansies they are. Seeing a girl puking in the bathroom at a party is basically tradition, while seeing a man puke up his drink is just shameful. Chalk it up to just another thing dickless wonders just can’t handle.
Women get drunk with much less alcohol than men, their puny stupid inferior brains get wasted from one beer ,pathetic.
Also women eat like cows and they get super fat, it’s incredible disgusting to see fat women ,ahhhhaahh.
It’s manly to have chest hair you stupid cow.
We don’t think like dogs but you think like inferior leech insects.
Men are much better than the inferior, stupid, useless and worthless women.
Finally i can understand women!
to the lady with the pink straps - that’s a very sexy and tasteful shirt, it compliments your pair of hot titties. You sound really nice too by the way.
So, I think its halirious, this site is on to prove that Men are better than women, and what happens, Women go on and show us their cans, I love it! Pure Brillance! Lets see a feminist site do THAT! To the women in the pics: Great Job Ladies, you do your men proud.
there are no ‘men’ on this site. a real man would never ever make a site as lame as this one, and to have so many people agree.. haha little boys. grow up. this is all too funny. i would LOVE to meet everyone here, im sure it would be a gay ol time. ha no pun intended..
Actually GAY men love women and want to be just like them. You are best friends. You go pick out shoes together…..
That’s all the proof you that
You know - we don’t NEED to “like” the women we fuck. You know that, right? If we waited to fuck women we actually “liked” you would never get laid or enjoy a sperm facial.
Look on the bright side.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Man, I’d just love to go out with a baseball bat and crack some men’s skull’s open tonight! This site is putting me in the mood for it alright! No better way to spend a saturday night! WOOOO HOOOOO!
I’d like to see you try, you sick feminist cunt. Make sure you don’t attack the wrong man because you just might end up with having every single bone in your female body pulverized into smithereens. On a more personal note, you deserve to be blinded and have all of your teeth ripped out of your mouth.
your soo tough, threatening a female. hahaha wow. i think every female on this site has EVERY right to want to grab a baseball bat and crack some mens skulls. which would probably be useless, since none of you have brains or anything.. smithereens, who says that. hahaha. commander scott. hahahahahaha. i actually laughed out loud reading that. hahahahaha. thanks!
Really?
You want to grab a baseball bat and crack men’s skulls?
We don’t care about you that much.
If you were rolling around on fire,
We wouldn’t even PISS on you.
Menarebetterthanwomen.