Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Michael
2008-05-27 07:59:26 - IP Man-Hash: 1555d514c0c8f

I see, whores are good. It’s okay then for women to see and treat men as nothing more than atms. I’ll spread the word.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 07:05:17 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Michael said:

Michael said:
Classy? Where?

The class lies in the fact that these women are good sports, they’re showing genuine self-confidence as women, and not as catty second-rate men with a chip on their shoulder, trying to make an impression with cheap condescending remarks.

Who’s the mangina who will say anything to get a look at some boobs, now? My roflcopter goes roflroflroflroflrofl!!1!1onexone!!!

This place is hypocrisy central. You decry modern women for acting like nothing more than girls-gone-wild two-bit sluts, saying that women being this way is the fucking cause of the end of civilisation, meanwhile you simultaneously beg them to post nude pics so they can be exactly what you detest. Guess this means you can get off guilt free. It’s all women’s fault for shoving it in your face.

You think you can have it both ways, but you can’t. These women don’t like you, no matter how sweet on you they may act. All they desire is attention for themselves and to attract more men to this site who will in turn give them more attention for taking their tops off. Way to go ladies! Great job you’re doing teaching young boys who visit this site, how to go about viewing and respecting women. Well done. Dumb fucking bitches.

Learn to quote, dipshit.

Yeah, we come to this site to look at a pair of boobs, Michael.

I can’t remember Dick saying that women being whores was a bad thing. It’s simply a fact of life.

Young boys have way too much respect for women, most of which is undeserved and not reciprocated, and the sooner they wake up and smell the coffee, the better.

 
Comment by ItsAPaul
2008-05-27 06:57:44 - IP Man-Hash: d9150c8743b6d

He said all women are whores. He didn’t say anything about not liking it.

 
Comment by Michael
2008-05-27 06:27:12 - IP Man-Hash: 1555d514c0c8f

Michael said:
Classy? Where?

The class lies in the fact that these women are good sports, they’re showing genuine self-confidence as women, and not as catty second-rate men with a chip on their shoulder, trying to make an impression with cheap condescending remarks.

Who’s the mangina who will say anything to get a look at some boobs, now? My roflcopter goes roflroflroflroflrofl!!1!1onexone!!!

This place is hypocrisy central. You decry modern women for acting like nothing more than girls-gone-wild two-bit sluts, saying that women being this way is the fucking cause of the end of civilisation, meanwhile you simultaneously beg them to post nude pics so they can be exactly what you detest. Guess this means you can get off guilt free. It’s all women’s fault for shoving it in your face.

You think you can have it both ways, but you can’t. These women don’t like you, no matter how sweet on you they may act. All they desire is attention for themselves and to attract more men to this site who will in turn give them more attention for taking their tops off. Way to go ladies! Great job you’re doing teaching young boys who visit this site, how to go about viewing and respecting women. Well done. Dumb fucking bitches.

 
Comment by BrokenJohnny
2008-05-27 02:28:10 - IP Man-Hash: 67897c0e92830

bola said:

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

He probaly went out to a strip club and paid them.

Most of these were posted voluntarily on the manforum by female members.

Actually, ALL of them were posted voluntarily. You are wlecome to join the forums and ask each member yourself.

 
Comment by Doabarrelroll
2008-05-26 22:03:36 - IP Man-Hash: ed5255bdaf0a9

Must not send pictures of wang. Must not send pictures of wang.

 
Comment by AtAttention
2008-05-26 16:14:03 - IP Man-Hash: 94299d28b28b4

Just like women should be.
Paying us homage.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-26 13:36:00 - IP Man-Hash: 714a921c71371

The second pic brings up the phrase “pendulous breasts”. That must be quite the sight as the cowgirl is mounting. Lucky guy.

 
Comment by RegretfulMorning
2008-05-26 13:18:54 - IP Man-Hash: a74c88570a16c

Nothing says we love the troops more than a nice rack showing “mabtw.com”

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-26 11:47:24 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Michael said:
Classy? Where?

The class lies in the fact that these women are good sports, they’re showing genuine self-confidence as women, and not as catty second-rate men with a chip on their shoulder, trying to make an impression with cheap condescending remarks.

 
Comment by Mike James
2008-05-26 11:36:44 - IP Man-Hash: c845317fc92dd

I love titties, that’s all there is to say about that.

 
Comment by dbossnirvana
2008-05-26 10:42:41 - IP Man-Hash: 436d0cc2678d2

I got a boner.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-26 09:21:59 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

He probaly went out to a strip club and paid them.

Most of these were posted voluntarily on the manforum by female members.

 
Comment by Feminist Scum
2008-05-26 08:15:20 - IP Man-Hash: 37a41536cd7fb

Michael said:

Classy? Where?

Fuck off, cunt.

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-05-26 08:09:46 - IP Man-Hash: 1d05860bdf9e9

First off, Lord Masterson, we SALUTE you and thank you for this visual goodness.

This is the stuff that Dick beats off to at night. After he is done with the hentai.
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So, what do you beat off too, your ‘girlfriend’ Kat in her sweatshirt, jogging pants as she gets another headache and turns you down for sex?

BTW, who says that women don’t send these pictures in themselves to amuse Dick? He’s sharing them with his fellow men, so let’s see what YOUR whore, er, girlfriend ‘Kat’ looks like with MABTW written over her chest?

This isn’t the first time someone has done this. Juicy Cerebellum asked his readers who enjoyed the site to write how much they loved it across their tits and email it to him.

Women FREELY did it. See, you have so much emotion that you don’t get that women are FREE to do this stuff and we as men are free to watch them.

Not marry them

but FREE to look at them. We’re not asking for respect, love or even feelings.

We just like looking at tits. Women have them so that we can look at them…that’s why men are still better. Your emotional jealousy is ruining the good feelings.

He probaly went out to a strip club and paid them.
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Sorry, but girls flashing the milkjugs does not ALWAYS involve $$$$. Now, if YOU pay for it, that’s your money, not mine.

No normal woman on the street would willingly do that.
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Yes, they would. Sorry to ruin your image of women not being whores, but they are.

Which does tell us that some women are indeed whores, as a profeshion,
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Try MAJORITY.

then again so are some men. (Hey it pays, its just not a very respectable job.)
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Respect must be earned, not freely given.

Deathslayer

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-26 08:03:20 - IP Man-Hash: 2a9acbdffcbd0

Research? That would get in the way of the rightous justice of defending women! Zieg Feminism!

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-05-26 07:48:48 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

no manhole said:

Doesn’t this go against what MABTW is about? I thought Dick thought all women are whores, which also means in my mind that they should not be teases either. Never a problem for me to see a delightful pair of breasts, but this seems to promote that women should be teases and whores.

He probaly went out to a strip club and paid them. No normal woman on the street would willingly do that. Which does tell us that some women are indeed whores, as a profeshion, then again so are some men. (Hey it pays, its just not a very respectable job.)

Hey, fucking idiot, do a little research before you make some stupid outlandish claims. These girls did it willingly and for free. Fuck, you’re stupid.

 
Comment by Michael
2008-05-26 06:53:28 - IP Man-Hash: b6acf804cb377

I may have to concede. Dick appears to be correct, women are sluts and attention whores. Correction: women that agree with him are sluts and attention whores, as they’d have to agree.

 
Comment by Commodore Angryy
2008-05-26 06:31:23 - IP Man-Hash: 0e448d1c564cb

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

no manhole said:

Doesn’t this go against what MABTW is about? I thought Dick thought all women are whores, which also means in my mind that they should not be teases either. Never a problem for me to see a delightful pair of breasts, but this seems to promote that women should be teases and whores.

He probaly went out to a strip club and paid them. No normal woman on the street would willingly do that. Which does tell us that some women are indeed whores, as a profeshion, then again so are some men. (Hey it pays, its just not a very respectable job.)

It’s not against what MABTW is about. It’s about women using their natural assets to do something important, and it’s about bloody time.

And no, Dick did not pay these girls. I know it’s hard for you to comprehend something that has nothing to do with money, but it would be worth your while figuring out that tits do not equal financial gain. Typical, whore.

 
Comment by CavScout19D
2008-05-26 04:09:34 - IP Man-Hash: eb08d83784f42

Excellent, you make our country proud Dick.

 
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