Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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give me your sex
“Give me your sex” ….. a feminists last words.
Its the polite way of saying “I’ll chop your dick off”.
You get a point for manners but
Get your greedy hands off our sex.
We know it’s better than YOURS……
But it belongs to US. It doesn’t belong to YOU.
So put the scissors down and back away.
You can hold it, lick it and suck on it if you want.
And if you’re a good girl we may slide it into you…..
You can do what some OTHER women do and try to “PRETEND” its yours if you want, but that’s never gonna get you laid.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
MALE SUPREMACY NOW!!
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Wow they are one dumb bitches, they need their tits cut off and raped.
one last thing. Yes, I saw that also and noticed it after I submitted that comment. But it doesn’t matter that it makes no sense. I said it because I thought someone else was trying to claim that I thought all females have an above average intelligence, and I was explaining that I wasn’t trying to claim that.
OK NO F*CUKING MORE TYPING damnit im waisting too much time on this site i need to do other things
“But it doesn’t matter that it makes no sense”
120 and falling…
It’s a good thing – for their sakes – IQ doesn’t matter on a woman.
A woman can be dumber that a sack of rocks (so dumb she doesn’t even know it) if she is HOT enough – and still be regarded as an “acceptable member of society”.
So I don’t know why they get so flustered when we point out how fucking dumb they REALLY are.
Its OK bitch you can pretend fucking off this website was your idea if you want to.
Take care now and don’t let the door hit your vagina on the way out.
Bitch says she is “Waisting” too much time and needs to do other things?? Like knowing the difference between a “waist” and a “waste”?
I hope for her sake “sperm vacuum” is one of them.
God bless you Chris, your posts always put a smile on my face.
Unfortunately I have to go, I’ve had my ‘fun’ for the evening.
Peace buddy.
Likewise muchacho.
It IS fun.
It isn’t nonsense. It makes perfect sense. (Yes, I know the two phrases are basically saying the same thing in different ways. I realized that as I was writing it too, but decided to include it anyways.)
Okay, now I’m not allowing myself to comment any more, no matter how much I want to disprove whatever flawed claim is presented next.
It’s anyway, not ‘anyways’.
130 and dropping…
I can hardly believe how devoted you all seem to this idea of men > women. I’ve seen so many flaws in your logic, yet I haven’t pointed out half of them. I, however, have responded to all of your claims of my flawed logic, and explained why you’ve been mistaken. You have no reason at all to back up your claims – not one. You state conclusions with no premises, and you act as though I’m the irrational one? I knew humans could be as stupid as you are being, but I don’t think I’ve run into so many of them all in one place. What does it matter that I’m 20? A 13 year old could defeat your sad excuses for logic.
btw if you were paying attention you would have realized that I said I’ve never scored below 115 on an IQ test, and I’ve taken many online and gotten above 115 (yes, I know online IQ tests aren’t all accurate). My average is probably about 130. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
I only visited this website for the entertainment value. (Look up the flat earth society webpage to get a feeling of how rediculous this website seems to someone who isn’t delusional).
I could be doing better things than commenting on this website, so I’ve decided to ignore all comments from now on. I’m sure you won’t see things my way, since you all seem pretty much blinded beyond repair. But it’s okay. I understand that some people have trouble understanding reality. But those people really aren’t worth the time I’m waisting typing out replies.
LMFAO! Priceless!
Alyssa, follow the white rabbit and if someone offers you some pills, I suggest you take all of them!
• ” this idea of men > women…. I’ve seen so many flaws in your logic, yet I haven’t pointed out half of them.”
What flaws???
Are you looking with your eyes OPEN??
Or are you, like….. “using the force”.
then YOU are telling men to look up the “flat earth” society???
WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK PROVED IT WAS *ROUND* YOU DUMB BITCH?
It wasn’t a fuckin’ woman that’s for sure.
Everything you see , use, touch and take for granted every day of your life was put there by men. Including the lives of millions of men who faught and died for YOUR FREEDOMS AND LIBERTIES of which you are completely unware.
You can’t even take a dignified SH!T in this world unless a MAN invented and installed the toilet, the pluming, the electricity and running water ….. and even packaged and sold you your toilet paper and tampons so your blood doesn’t run down your leg.
Your roads. Your grocieries. Your cars. Your cell phone. your internet connection. Your computer. This website. EVERYTHING.
Fuck you’re blind as a bat.
Watcher was right. Feels like I am kicking a cripple here.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
There is a REASON this bitch can’t point out the flaws in men’s logic.
BECAUSE SHE CUNT.
Chris, can you take over? My foot’s getting tired.
Your foot??
Next time give her forehead the ole’ mushroom stamp of approval.
Whores really love that.
Alyssa: I’d suggest working in an environment that isn’t dominated by females. The men you work with have fallen in line, nothing more.
You are genuinely delusional.
LOL! At least you seem to know what parody is.
I see why people have read that “being a female” phrase wrongly. Sorry, I should have written it differently. Just take the “being a female” part out. What I was basically saying, in other words, was that since I’m a female and can tell that my mind is not at all like what this site describes a female’s mind to be, the site is likely wrong.
Yeah, I’m aware of what I think. But that was only the first part of the sentence. Read the rest of the sentence to get the complete idea. I was saying that I know, upon examining my thoughts, that I’m more mentally capable than this website states I should be.
Yes, I have considered that I lack the mental abilities which it seems to me I have. I’ve also considered that I’m retarted and don’t know it, that I’m a brain in a vat and living in a matrix-like universe, as have many people. But those things are far-fetched and it would be impractical to assume them true.
You are genuinely funny.
Just live your life with your eyes open, and come to your own ‘thought out’ conclusions. Perhaps in time you’ll be able to ’see’.
Though in my experience, most women don’t improve on many levels with age.
You’re sadly right.
I see English isn’t your first language (not insulting you, just stating the fact.) What I meant was: I am a female and I’m pretty sure that my intelligence is above average. I’m not arguing that every female has an above average intelligence, nor that my intelligence is above average because I’m a female.
Many women have an above average intelligence, that’s clearly a given. It’s a shame so few display it in their everyday lives. Can I also point out that having a good memory doesn’t indicate intelligence. Hence the difference between a degree and a diploma. My understanding of the two qualifications being one acknowledges memory of a subject. The other acknowledging an understanding of the subject.
How can you be sure that your intelligence is above average?
Your written skills are mediocre at very best, you demonstrate a distinct lack of structured reasoning, oblivious to your own intellectual and educational shortcomings and seemingly cannot follow simple written instructions.
Yet somehow you consider yourself ‘above average’. Really?
I can’t tell for sure that my intelligence is above average, but from experience I think it’s very likely that it is. I don’t think I’m boasting or anything, since “above average” isn’t saying much.
I disagree with you. I think my reasoning has been very well structured, and I’m fairly educated for a 20 year old. My gpa is 4.0 and I’ve never scored below 115 on an IQ test, usually way above (not saying that GPA and IQ mean definitely imply intelligence, but they’re at least partial indicators).
Not much of what you or many people on this site say makes sense. Where have I demonstrated a lack of structured reasoning, or an inability to follow simple written instructions?
I’m no there to boast intelligence. I’m only trying to help people realize or at least consider that this site is bs.
The evidence of everyday life proves your words mute I’m afraid. Another way you might concider proving your intelligence would be to see past social conditioning.
Todays social conditioning being based very much on feminist opinion.
I’m pretty good at seeing past social conditioning. I don’t see why you think I don’t. I don’t think I’m being a ‘feminist,’ or I don’t intend to be one. If what this website says is true, then fine. But I see no evidence for it in my everyday life, and I’m pretty sure most people, even males, don’t either. I’m against the site because I don’t think it conveys the truth.
Here’s a hint ‘brain-in-a-vat’, look up the word SATIRICAL.
See, I can be kind.
Simple written instruction – No women allowed.
“I’m no there to boast intelligence” – What?
LOL, Here I am arguing with a twenty year old female with an IQ of 115, I must have done something pretty awful in a previous life.
lol. I nearly got into one with a 16 year old earlier.
I can read typo Watcher, her post was meant as *not here*. But you’re right, you can’t make someone see when they cover their eyes.
I should be ashamed of myself, it feels like I’m kicking a cripple…
Go easy on her Watcher, the ones that say they have the ability to think are the ones that might be reached some day. Though so far all she’s displayed is the ablity to argue. Gone for now.
Watcher said: “I should be ashamed of myself, it feels like I’m kicking a cripple…”
That’s the quote of the MONTH!
I don’t usually “LOL” but ok, maybe just this once.
Yes, conversations with women feel EXACTLY like that sometimes.
Fuck that’s funny.
Hey vat girl!
Can you see why the following sentence is non-sense?
“I’m not arguing that every female has an above average intelligence, nor that my intelligence is above average because I’m a female.”
Try really hard and think about it.
Ok to admit you can’t Alyssa, I can’t either but I know my intelligence and education is limited and more importantly, accept the fact.
Harry my good friend, you have life experience and an open mind which more than compensates for any perceived lack of formal education.
The reason the sentence was logically flawed is because, if we WERE to postulate that every female had an above average IQ, as suggested in the first part of the sentence, and Alyssa is female she would therefore have an above average IQ. Deductive reasoning. That is EXACTLY the same as saying that her IQ is above average because she is female, the second part of the sentence.
This site is hilarious. it must be a joke. I can’t believe anyone is taking it seriously. It’s sort of like that flat earth society webpage – a satire.
And if it isn’t a joke, I’ve definitely underestimated the mental capacities of people. Anyone – both men and women – would have to be blind to their surroundings to believe the hypothesis of this website even verges on a half truth.
Being a female, I can tell through my own awareness of my thought processes that they are much more rational, creative, etc. than the average person’s – both men and women. This website is laughable to me. I feel sorry for anyone ignorant enough to find any truth in what it blindly preaches.
“I can tell through my own awareness of my thought processes”
Now THAT’S hilarious!
Your inability to write in English.
Now THAT’S hilarious!
Being unable to grasp simple facts.
Now THAT’S hilarious!
“if it isn’t a joke, I’ve definitely underestimated the mental capacities of people”
Saying ‘underestimated’ when you mean ‘overestimated’.
Now THAT’S hilarious!
Believing you are rational.
Now THAT’S hilarious!
Saying you find this site ‘laughable’ whilst constantly posting here.
Now THAT’S hilarious!
…and they let women vote?
Now THAT’S hilarious!
Actually it isn’t hilarious, it’s plain insanity.
You assume that what I say will be stupid before you actually comprehend it. I’m almost sure that that is true, and that everything I said was entirely rational, but you’re so sure that what you believe is true, you won’t even consider that you might be wrong.
I didn’t spend very long typing out the comment, and I admit that it’s possible my reasoning or grammar was off, but unfortunately you did not pinpoint anything wrong with anything I said. Almost all of your arguments are too illogically formulated for me to address, so I’ll address the ones that come close to making claims based on evidence:
“‘I can tell through my own awareness of my thought processes’
Now THAT’s hilarious!
Your inability to write in English.”
– My words which you quoted have nothing gramatically wrong with them. The phrase makes perfect sense. If you don’t agree, perhaps it’s you who lacks grammatical knowledge.
“Being unable to grasp simple facts.”
– It’s you who isn’t grasping simple facts. I am completely open to the idea that women are less intelligent than men, but I don’t think they are because I see too much evidence to the contrary.
“Believing you are rational”
– In general, I am rational. You, however, are very likely not. I see no part of my comment which is irrational, and you have yet to point one out.
“Saying you find this sight ‘laughable’ whilst constantly posting here.”
– Are you mistaking me for someone else? That last comment I made was the first I’ve ever made on this site.
Anyone reading this who believes that what this site tries to convey is true, please consider that you might be wrong.
You know, I really can’t be bothered to point out ALL the myriad of flaws in your post so I will pick a sentence or two at random.
“Being a female, I can tell through my own awareness of my thought processes that they are much more rational, creative, etc. than the average person’s – both men and women”
“Being a female”
What has being female got to do with anything? Nothing, that’s what.
“I can tell through my own awareness of my thought processes”
You are aware that you think? Duh!
“… that they are much more rational, creative, etc. than the average person’s – both men and women”
How, how do you know? Have you considered that you either have a large number of ‘intellectually challenged’ acquaintances or lack the ability to accurately judge other peoples cognitive abilities? Or a combination of both?
Alyssa, hubris and stupidity, it is a lethal cocktail.
Prove me wrong by not posting here EVER again!
Alyssa,
What do you mean that “being a female” … you’re smarter than men and women? If you believe you’re smarter than both men and women, then why to reason this as “being a female?”
Okay i know every man here has a sister or daughter or a living mother
so why would a site like this be started? If any of these people heard you saying this how would they feel? Everyone hear has probably been hurt in some way but that’s no reason to take it out on all women. If you really believe in this stuff then please keep it to yourself and don’t spread it to the children. Everyone has their opinion but this just isn’t right.
This opinion isnt right or wrong, its called freedom of speech, and this website proves it can still exists no matter how fantastically wrong and offensive:)
THESE BITCHES WILL ALLOWED TO LIVE FOR SURE!
THE REST OF THE CUNTS WILL RECIEVE WHAT THEY DESERVE!
Good stuff Dick, I’ve got a couple of mates that have been screwed over by women recently. Keep up the good work. Love the Dr Phil clip.
This is funny. It shows that lot of women out here are really mssed up because of guys hurting them this way, and the next thing you know some want to fuck us after degrading us
now thats what i’m talkin about these woman are classy
All these women posting their pseudo-intellectual tirades about the evils of this site are the same uninformed bitches who would be all over signing a petition to end women suffrage. I love this site and I think your doing a great thing.
Um…I don’t really get it. If women are so loathsome because they whore around to get what they want, then how are these by any means classy?
Just askin.
Red dress, middle of second row from the top: Shame you didn’t bare them.