Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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Since the begining I had an impression that was a female - “I’m a man, I’m a man”, I remember the most.
Haha, id like you to know the reason none of the intelligent men here even tried to argue with you. Its because we can easily tell you : 1. have no valid points. 2. are more then likely some 13 year old girl who has watched many great men show you up in every possible way 3. are a woman in which no one gives a shit what you say.
-Reformed mr. nice guy
p.s Your comparison of sound to sight is amazing. How does one see sound from a computer screen? (stupidity?…….damn I’m good.)
Like the assumption that you’re the only one on this site who gets laid?
It’s our pleasure, especially since you’ve been such a gentleman yourself, calling people who disagree with you social rejects, who spend their evenings beating off to their Hentai collection.
Jebbadiyah was being sarcastic, Desiree. He meant to suggest that the men on this site don’t get any. But he’s wrong, just like you are. What MattP says about nice guys is true. Women, particularly the good looking ones, are notorious for dating bad boys.
This war of assumptions on each others part is getting repetitive. Odviosuly neither of us are going to convince the other they are right. With that there is no point contuning this, so I say good day; thanks to those who argued back with atleast some intelgence insteed of throwing profanity at me. For the most part that was very gentalmenly of you. Each to his own then.
And I am expecting that atleast one person will make a comment saying how ’stupid’ I am and how you ‘Showed me’, however this is just ending simply because weither of us will gain any ground on the other; so whats the point in continuning and wasting our time. Have a good life sirs, sexist or not everyone deserves a chance.
P.S Deathlslayer still sounds like my little brothers WoW character.
Who says looking at breasts demean women?
Why are women’s tits often covered in moles and spots? Just a thought.
Matt- If you focus your energy on one female 10 hot young sluts go right under your radar.
Also unlike women, men do not measure our self worth by who we sleep with and how many times.
Sorry to jump in on your little women argument.
Just want to say that these women are probably the funniest human beings alive. They’re giving us what we want, prolonging the stereotype, and pissing off their indignant (and incorrect) lady kin by supporting this site.
These pictures make me smile every time.
Lmfao I wonder why…maybe it’s because you treat women like shit? Ok I know some girls go out for that kind of stuff but seriously, it’s not gonna work with women who care about themselves. Any girl who goes out with a chauvinist has no self esteem. That’s why these fuckfaces get lucky.
Time to set the record straight.
First off, notice that Dick DID NOT call the lovely ladies gracing the board ‘whores’. He called them ‘classy broads’, which reminds one of a time when a woman that EARNED the respect of men as a ‘classy dame’. So, he showed them respect and the ONLY ones trying to disrupt the joy of this board are the nitpickers and naggers who think they are being exploited.
These women stepped up and SUPPORTED men, they did something for the ENJOYMENT of men and that makes them worth something in a man’s book. Notice that we aren’t asking for full nudity, we just asked for ‘MABTW’ to be written on there. Now, once the Sharpie is washed away, we as men can STILL enjoy the sight of a woman SUPPORTING men by making our day a lot brighter. Most men here would rather look at their glorious globes than see some chick trying to flash us to gain our attention.
Sorry, nagger, but MEN do RESPECT these women and appreciate what they have done. Trust me, it’s a great comparison to look at Lady XX’s (hope I got it right) and the fellow female beautiful covered mammaries and appreciate what I enjoy about lovely women and next to her is the idiotic ‘Treadmill’ woman who serves as an example of what happens when a female gets OWNED by a MANLY MAN.
If the sight of women supporting men offends you, then either speak and get laughed at or GTFO. Better yet, if you’re a female woman, then we say this:
Tits or GTFO.
These women ARE classy broads to the men here. They have earned our respect. So, you can either enjoy the mammaries or you can leave.
Either way the board will function.
Also, to all the great ladies who posed with the MABTW logo, I and 99% of the men here salute you and thank you for making our days better.
Deathslayer
@ Michael
“We all live in 1968,
1968, 1968…”
“I can drink the sky!”
“Come with the gentle people…!”
“Tune in, drop out, fuck off!”
Yes, you would know a lot about being full of shit wouldn’t you.
‘Michael’ really is a naive liberal, isn’t he? And also very dated… his whole ‘women belong on pedestals’ viewpoint went out with the dinosaurs. Get with the programme, dude…
You don’t have to tell them that. They know it all too well.
Crunch Time For City Workers And Wives
Updated:15:51, Tuesday May 27, 2008
As the credit crunch takes hold, City bankers have been warned their wife might disappear faster than their bonus.
Wives of highly-paid men are rushing into divorce in case the recession leads to a reduced settlement, according to lawyers.
Miles Geffin, a lawyer at Mishcon de Reya solicitors, told Sky News: “The question high earners are asking themselves is whether they can afford to remain married and, if not, can they afford to get divorced.
“At the same time, the trophy wives are worrying about the purse strings being tightened and want to know if they would be better off seeking their share now before the economic situation worsens.”
Man, I really wanna get my fuck on but no bitches wanna do me!
Word’s already spread. You’re decades late.
Ah, the predictable call of “satire”. Last refuge of the full of shit.
Failed understanding of satire is failed.