Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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These babes are fucking HOT. and as always - nice work Dick!
Perhaps they could scan the Enquirer next time, or People. Picking up a Cosmo is a choice out of many.
Honestly, you don’t really need to read it to know the content. All you have to do is get bored in the checkout line and scan the titles of the magazines around you.
Personally, I think of those magazines as mental junk food. Kind of appropriate that they’re next to the candy and soda.
Nice to know you boys are reading Cosmo often enough to know the content and colors (every month). Kudos!
It’s astonishing how many women read that magazine like it’s their Bible. I’ve actually heard women quote it. It’s always the same garbage every month, just written differently, in different colors. The women get so distracted by it they don’t even realize they’re reading the same BS they were reading the month previously.
A article? Lady they’ve been doing that g-spot crap for a decade and are STILL doing it wrong. Hell, the stuff cosmo talks about puts a playboyto shame. Really, take out the sex in both books and the playboy will have SOMETHING to go on with. The Cosmo will have…um…weill..hm…Well that model looks nice in that sexy dress!
That ornamentation of the women’s navel in the last photo (red bra) is wonderful. Another lucky guy….
Yeah, they never need any social skills so they don’t have any life experience. Listen to the trolls, if you want a thousand explanations why the job was too hard, hire an office slut. They never take any responsibility over their own ruined lives.
Somebody needs to get it through their heads that nobody cares about relationships, pregnancy, or crying. People don’t get off listening to some manhole’s problems; that’s just a waste of air and time.
LOL @ Arbalest,
I heard about that article. And also “How To Snoop On Your Man” which advises the women to go through all their men’s stuff. Riiiiight, that’ll really impress the guy…
Oh no, I’m not all that good. Try lurking the forums, they’re much better about things than I am. Also,a teenage girl reading a cosmo… Sorry, the mental image of a lot of them getting together to giggle about the “male g-spot” kills that line.
I have only started visiting this site about a month ago, but its my observation you are one the most level headed posters on here. And i will search for that article on commitment. I plan on reading every single article on here as thoroughly as a teenage girl reading the Daily Cosmopolitan.
Agreed except one thing. It’s not scarier when you know it happens, but when you expect it.
Speaking of commitment Dick had a article about some bitch complaining about how good men have it today. Check it out.
Im seriously horrified when i even think about marriage… not because the commitment factor but rather all of the fucked up stories I hear on this site and from Tom Leykis on my drive home from work.
That one voicemail that guy called in a while back about his girlfriend getting pregnant than fucking some other guy to pay for her abortion then turns around says its a miscarriage, is scarrier than any movie or Stephen King novel ten fold.
It’s not horrendous, those POOR victimized girls are just fighting the MAN who dared pinned them down with martial rape! The money has nothing to do with it you fucking male pig you!
Damn I couldn’t type that without laughing.
horrendous.
something like that.
Women with so much lack of self-esteem that they want to cover themselves up in fear. As such they HATE seeing women who’re comfortable enough to realise that their breasts are just part of them, not some cursed magnet of imaginary perverts. Or a feminist, yes that’s a much shorter way of saying it.
….. (blushing)
lol Muzalon- after I read that comment I went back to the pics and looked. They BARELY even have any spots- all of them…mine included, haha
If that’s what you notice on a pic with visible tits then you are gay.