Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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or have a repulsive frame of mind
Well, keep in mind that dirty talk of sexual paraphenalia, mixed in with quotes from the King James Bible, may exite your husband :) Maybe you should do it when you ovulate –boy, that might be the opposite of “immaculate conception.”
Then they are not lesbians.
Certainly not “flaming” lesbians.
Alleged “lesbians” who don’t care for breasts but like strap-ons and dildos…. are just women who are too FAT AND UGLY to get any man to want to fuck them.
You just keep amazing me with your originality.
Aww, NMH, your influence is’nt a bad thing. You’re a good egg.
I’m in a bad mood and EstroGirl irritates me.
Keb: I see my influence. I am sorry :(
EstroGirl
Do you know that you are going to lose this battle?
Because flaming lesbians aren’t into breasts….they like strap ons and dildos. =)
Well, if I were a “flaming lesbian” you would certainly think I would enjoy the breasts….I am not but I do find women to be beautiful.
Got something you should be reading, seems to be fitting for the site.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html?link=eaf
Leave Arbalest alone , he is a good guy. You are just too self absorbed to realize this….or a flaming lesbian.
Let the men enjoy the nice breasts in peace….but I seriously doubt you will.
Oh, you’re so witty when you are being a jackass, I could just pinch your cheeks!
You know, getting enraged and using childish insults is not helping your case here. Especially since you do so because you can really object. Besides, no one actually mentioned the bible itself, just used it as a symbol. But of course explaning it to you is like teaching a dog chinese it seems. Now go away killjoy, you’ve killed the joke and made a ass of yourself.
I have never met anyone that quoted a fashion magazine like the bible. Quite frankly, I would believe a quote from Jughead before I did the bible. You speak of quality? That’s obviously the part of this that is humorous and meant to be a joke. So, what do you do since you lack quality AND quantity? Take your bible and whack-off while quoting scripture? Or do you just take the time to determine who is playing what role and act it out in your mind?
I see, so you’re playing the role of Obviouswoman today?
If you were paying any attention you’ld seen Cosmo was mentioned as a joke. and like Jane said, there are some women who quote it like it’s a bible, that’s not exactly “no one”. Next time pay attention before trying to get that zinger of the day. I know it’s hard for you to meet your quota but quality over quantity.
That’s you. The males in my home enjoy them, they like to “investigate” the women in them. I would hope in all seriousness that 1. You don’t believe in vampires - garlic cross….really. and 2. No one goes to a Cosmo for real information any more than they would the soda can. That being said, if you feel you can become informed or intelligent from a soda can, please do yourself the favor.
Ah yes, responsibility. Must be like a garlic cross to you. And as anyone paying attention to magazines as they check out the store, I scan over the books for something to do. and Quite frankly, Cosmo hasn’t changed much at all. Bright color background, some crap about how what to do with your man, and how pretty some model looks in a dress as a section. Quite frankly I’ld get more information out of a drink can label.
So you know Jane? Jane and Dick, I like it.
There is no shame in reading Cosmo, exactly how many times do you pick it up to aid in your “investigation”. I quite like researching things, gives me an excuse so then I won’t have any responsibility for my choices.
Yes, I actually like investigating things before judging. You might want to try it sometime, maybe you would have picked up on the fact that Jane’s a girl.
I vote Harald’s comment the most original insult of the last 4 minutes.
Aren’t you all??
fags :-O