Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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I think there is a strong vein of truth in what you say but its not that extreme. I dated a girl for eight years and I got to know her extremely well and I know what she was saying about “emotional connection” for sex was the truth; it was her way of feeling close to me. A lot of it was about her, but some of it was about me too.
I think its fair to say that there is a spectrum of behavior from within a single girl, and between different girls. My ex was very moral and decent in some ways but no so in others. Other women are probably overall more moral than her, and others I’m sure a lot of less. To say that all women are immoral is very naive.
Your attitude sets you up for the possibility of using a woman for sex that you don’t like personally and them dumping her. When this happens, your “target” knows it, she gets angry, and withdrawls further from men, being more angry and suspicious of them and basically being more difficult. I’m not saying men are to blame for women’s bad behavior…far from it. But I personally don’t want to bring more misery into this world with women and so I try to involve my self sexually with women that I genuinely like and feel I can have a lasting relationship with.
But at the same time, I see nothing wrong with using the methods of a PUA during the courtship phase. But seduction should be for the benefit of both man and women, not just a man. Its stupid game to play, but I try to be the “superior” (if you will) man and play for the benefit of both parties. If I’m going to play seduction to mentally fuck over a woman than Ill practice self exclusion or use a prostitute.
I’ll lecture you all I like.
Of course, you are deceiving her. She typically wants a relationship. In stead you’re just pushing her buttons as if you’re playing a video game. You don’t really care about her. You don’t genuinely relate to her. You try to control her, you use her and then you get rid of her, irrespective of the attachment that she may have made.
It’s because of men like you that women go around saying that all men are bastards. And you’re not just hurting the women either, some of them good and trusting, but also the men. The men who come AFTER you. Who have to deal with the emotional wreckage you leave behind. You don’t give a damn. You selfish, heartless prick. These are our daughters and sisters you’re talking about, you swine.
Immoral????
You wanna know what “manipulation” is????? It’s taking a girl - you don’t even KNOW - out for dinner, buying her shit, being super sweet and nice to her, paying for parking, gas, flowers, everything, showering her in compliments and attention — JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT HER TO LIKE YOU MORE… and to GET HER INTO BED.
THAT’S IMMORAL.
And guess what.
Many times . . IT DOESN’T EVEN WORK.
YOUR MANIPULATION FAILED.
Flat-out hiring a professional whore whom you PAY TO GET THE FUCK OUT when she’s done . . . is actually a more sane, sensible and moral solution to achieve the desired result.
You will notice I didnt say LIE to her and decieve her.
I said —>> BE HONEST!!!!
If she’s a fucking fat pig, TELL HER she’s a fat pig!!
You think a woman is gonna think twice about how IMMORAL it is to ATTACK YOUR PENIS SIZE when she has no idea about your penis size????????
Women have ZERO morality.
If you don’t want to FUCK ONE,
they will try and tell you you’re GAY.
HE: “Get lost. I am not interested.”
SHE: “What are you . . . gay?”
Don’t lecture me on MORALITY.
Women are the ones who are addicted to an EMOTIONAL CONNECTION with themselves.
I provide that for them.
Its easier - and cheaper - thean buying them dinner.
And guess what, instead of giving THEM all the power to say “no”.
I am the one that says “no”.
From a MALE perspective,
its a much better position to be in.
no manhole is right because it is about an emotional connection for her.
but
chris is correct also. the girls who stick around for the mindfuck to get off emotionally haven’t matured yet.
You are an immoral man. You should use your insights constructively, not to manipulate and use and abuse people.
The biggest mistake you can make when interacting with women is TAKING WHAT THEY SAY AT FACE VALUE.
NEVER take what a woman “SAYS” at face value.
Just IGNORE everything they say.
Women don’t FUCK for an “emotional connection”.
They FUCK men who fuel their ADDICTION to their own emotions.
This is true for EVERY woman I have ever met, slept with, worked closely with - or loved - in my life. What they say is NEVER in sync with what they THINK because THEY FEEL too easily — they don’t THINK.
That’s what “Emotional connection” is.
If you want to make a girl LOVE being around you,
you don’t CHANGE HER MIND —>> YOU CHANGE HER MOOD.
If you work on changing her MIND, you will get nowhere.
You can talk, explain, be a man like every other man around you and it doesn’t mean squat. In fact, most men don’t understand WHAT IT IS about a certain guy that makes her keep going back to HIM for MORE.
HE CHANGES HER MOOD, NOT HER MIND.
Women would rather stay (or sleep) with a guy who treats her like SHIT,
and then 3 minutes later —>> makes her laugh uncontrollably,
and the 3 minutes later —> makes her cry uncontrollably.
. . . than a guy who thinks, explains, and makes sense.
EMOTIONS are the most ADDICTIVE CHEMICALS around.
THAT’S NOT BULLSHIT!
Women will crawl through SHIT for men who make them FEEEEEEEL.
GOOD. BAD. ANGRY. HAPPY. SAD. TRAGIC. TERRIFIC. EXCITING. DEPRESSING…..
And if you can do all of that in 1 hour, she will be so addicted to you , that you WONT BE ABLE TO GET RID OF HER!
Seriously…. Try it!
Insult a girl to the point where she just cannot BELIEVE that you would EVER have the AUDACITY to say something THAT CRUEL. Then give her a couple minutes to swish it around in her head, and realize that you were RIGHT but she hopes you were kidding. Let her ask you repeatedly if you were serious or not. Make her GUESS. Then - out of the blue - compliment her on her nice french manicure. Then tell her a HILARIOUS joke. Then tell her she shouldn’t eat that because it will make her FAT. And SMILE while you do it. But say it like you mean it. AND BE HONEST!!!! If you don’t like something about her - FUCKING SAY IT! Then tell her what you DO like.
Fuck. She will be on her back with her legs in the air faster than you can imagine.
Emotions are MAGIC when it comes to women.
Don’t buy her shit to help make up her MIND about you.
Don’t rationalize that she SHOULD like you because you are just a good guy.
Don’t EVER work to prove to her that you are a good ‘choice’ for her.
CHANGE HER MOOD - NOT HER MIND.
That’s what an “emotional connection” is.
And women just can’t get enough of that shit.
Its easy to call it manipulation - in a way -
but you are not actually “TRYING” TO MAKE HER LIKE YOU.
Like being super sweet and NICE ALL THE TIME - REGARDLESS OF HER OWN BEHAVIOR.
THAT’s manipulation.
As long as you CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF HER,
and OWN HER EMOTIONS…..
you can have any woman you want,
for any kind of sex you want.
You really don’t have to say the time over the internet but g’night anywho.
It’s 00:15 where Im at and have to go. That was a good day, good night guys. Will be back on monday.
Yea, some women have sex for a reason of control, but not all women.
The ones I have had a relationship with enjoy sex for what they call “emotional connection”–something I cannot fully understand. For men its mostly a physical release.
For women, sex is not always at a price. The trick is to find the girls that think that way, and its tough. Finding an attractive girl that doesn’t use sex for personal gain or control is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Hey Chris, that was great man,
That was the best explanation why women are whores I have ever read.
Gezz, guys grup effort bring us to a whole new level.
That’s right.
But “full satisfaction” for a woman is not about fucking, vaginas, breasts, penises, or plastic toys.
“Full satisfaction” for a woman is about getting whatever ELSE she can get,
by AVOIDING fucking, vaginas, breasts, penises, or plastic toys.
One of the major threads on this site is how WOMEN HATE SEX.
. . . AND EVERY MAN KNOWS . . .
IF YOU COME OUT AND OFFER A WOMAN MIND-BLOWING SEX,
SHE WILL NOT LOOK FOR REASONS TO HAVE SEX,
SHE WILL LOOK FOR REASONS TO AVOID IT.
All they are interested in is –>> WHATEVER ELSE SEX WILL GET THEM.
When it BACKFIRES and she found out that she fucked and didn’t GET IT,
SHE WILL HATE SEX.
Examples:
• “I fucked him because I thought fucking is enough to earn a commitment from a man. I was wrong. He’s gone. Fuck I hate sex.”
• “I fucked him because I thought Sex = Love. It doesn’t. Fuck I hate sex.”
• “I let him fuck my ass because he bought me a bracelet for Valentine’s Day. The bracelet was not real diamonds. Fuck I hate sex.”
Women are not after “Full Satisfaction”.
They don’t even know what that means.
Even when fully satisfied . . . . women are not fully satisfied.
And a man who actually CARES wether or not his woman is “fully satisfied”,
is doomed to be chasing his own tail. Because NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES, SHE WILL NEVER BE FULLY SATISFIED.
R_O_T_F_L_M_F_A_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is why one of the top ten reasons why men are better than women is that men have penises. I can see two men fucking each other up in their asses, and be fully satistied. But getting fucked by a plastic dildo??? It’s never full satisfaction. That’s why I guess lesbians are so jumpy:( what can be easly seen even on this site. Well, now lesbians invented a new trend which is supposed to substitute a man’s penis? You wanna know what that revelation is? Ok, Ill tell ya. Lesbians now eat a shit off each other asses. If only men would realize that their dicks are worth more than pussies, then there would not be the pussy power any longer. Women know it and that’s why they play pussy power trick, so it seems like their pussies are worth more than dicks. And that’s what I have been telling you guys already. And I hope one day soon you will get this message.
. . . . IF IT HAPPENED “NATURALLY” –>> HE WOULD BEND HER OVER A ROCK WITHOUT HER PERMISSION, SHOOT A LOAD ACROSS HER ASS, AND LEAVE HER THERE.
If a woman says “it has to happen naturally”,
That’s what NATURALLY means.
••• When a girl meets a man she sometimes says - “it has to happen naturally”. •••
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Whenever a woman says that,
I cant stop laughing when I hear that shit.
TRANSLATION: “It has to happen by MY terms , at MY pace”.
CONCLUSION: Point and laugh at her.
WOMENARETRANSPARENT.
:) But they’re not lesbians EITHER.
They’re WHORES for whatever ELSE they can get from Elen.
And they WANT a penis so they only PRETEND they are lesbians.
Elen wouldn’t even GET those hotties if she were not Elen…. in exactly the same way that rock stars wouldn’t get any pussy unless they were rock stars.
When a girl meets a man she sometimes say - it has to happen naturally. Along with that she plays pussy power, tryes at least. But with another woman playing pussy power is pointless because other women is also a woman and also knows about pussy power as she could play it herself. That’s why it can happen naturally and that what naturally originaly means - zero pussy power. That’s when good sex starts, unfortunatly only dicks are plastic in case of lesbians.
If I quoted the King James Bible to my hubby, he would tell me to shut the f*** up. But, dirty talk…then it’s on like a porno. No more conception here, had my tubes tied after my youngest. =)
Lesbians are women who are not embarased to reveal their sexuality to other women but are to men.
Not always true. Look at the hotties that Elen Degeneris nails. :)