Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
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3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
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Its actually a good hypothesis supported by scientific data. Long story short, there was a paper the appeared in a very prestigous american journal that studied how men and women picked each other after speed dating. The authors conclusions were that women evaluate their OWN looks, and based on their perception of their beauty, made their selections. Needless to say, the more beautiful they were, the more selective they became.
I think Bill Maher said it right: you want to find a girl that is pretty that doesn’t think she’s pretty. Ive been through the on-line dating scene, and jesus christ that is rare. Well, better put on a porno. Cheers.
46 here. Not married, no children. I’m not in any serious trouble. It’s not like Chris told me anything new. He’s making assumptions. Studioline understood me better when he said that I speak in general when I talk about women and our society. The stupidity of it all. And yes, of course, it’s difficult to meet an attractive. likable woman.
AHA! Now we are making progress.
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN DO have an attitude.
That attitude translates to –>> “Why should I make any effort to make a MAN actually WANT to spend time with me, when there are plenty of WUSSIES out there who are prepared to jump through hoops for a chance to kiss my ass??”
Yet attractive women has the BIGGEST GRIPES!
They are ALWAYS wondering why there are no MEN around. Why they are ALWAYS single and all the “NICE GUYS” who START OFF “NICE” ONLY WANT TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO BED.
••••• “If your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can.” •••••
I am 42 and I ALWAYS try to be the best guy I can.
Where as men like “BOLA” try to be the best SON-IN-LAW they can.
LOL!!!
•••• ”Sex isn’t everything” •••••
I know that, thanks.
HAVING YOUR SHIT (AND HEAD) TOGETHER –>> IS EVERYTHING.
Cheers!
Thanks for the free tits dick! Sorry i didn’t get you anything!
Well, fuck, Chris, we are about the same age. I’ve never been married either–been in several LTR’s though–if you have not, and you want to be, maybe consider a change in the way you approach women. Well, if not, happy fucking.
I’m really against this hooking up thing with women, especially the ones I don’t like. But, I suspect I am older than you and it does help that I have an outstanding porn collection :) Hence all my references to dildo’s, strap-ons, etc.
I hear ya about meeting someone you like–not a lot of those types out there. Its tough. Seems like all of the attractive women have an attitude. Its enough to make anybody angry. I wish I could suggest a solution, but I dont have one. Except if I may say this: if your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can. Sex isn’t everything.
Bola is not a woman, obviously, neither am I. All of us have different perspectives. Also, when people first start posting here, its easy to get defensive and go into arrogant-insulting mode (if that has happened)–that’s what happened to me. Best wishes.
:) I’m gonna be 42 in December.
And I am very proud of everything I have said here.
Many men feel VERY angry towards women,
than women make them feel inadequate,
that women have “taken them for everything they are”,
that women are mistresses of deceit and manipulation in order to get what they want.
Bola said it herself.
I feel fortunate to not have learned those lessons the hard way.
I have never been married, divorced, engaged, or taken for 1/2 of my assets.
I have never felt screwed over by women, or taken advantage of,
or felt like they USED me for my money.
And I really like that about myself.
I’m not interested in popularity, I’m interested in truth.
I realize Chris isn’t going to change, but it still needs to be said. If only because other young men will read his stuff and not think about the damage that they might do.
Commendible.
I already finished saying I meet women I am NOT interested in ALL THE TIME. And I am NOT interested in getting invloved with them. They are not used to men like that!!!! They think ALL men want to fuck them ALL THE TIME. But they are TRASH.
I don’t want to wake up with penis warts or a pregnant chick I don’t like EITHER.
But when you DON’T want to fuck a woman,
she will actually think you’re GAY and start on about that.
HE: “No thanks. Im not interested.”
SHE: “What are you . . . gay?”
I PREFER to meet and enjoy women I LIKE TOO! But the ODDS of meeting women I LIKE are ALOT SLIMMER than meeting women I DON’T like. And thats what I mean when I said I don’t wait around for women I LIKE in order to get laid.
Besides . . . . if I stay home alone and beat off instead . . . I know my fantasy will ALWAYS GO the way I want it to.
I can’t say that about any WOMAN I ever met.
Except BOLA.
She’s very entertaining……
Your fine. I’m actually relatively unpopular on this site, so keep your distance from me.
Chris isn’t going to change. Also, I think it may be a generational thing. I’m pushin’ mid-life, and I think guys in their 20’s think differently about these things.
E-BOLA —- SERIOUSLY —– MAN UP!
I quoted you back to you because you instantly discredited yourself and made yourself sound like an idiot. You yammer on about women who manipulate to get what they want from men . . . and then berate men who are NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT OR TOLERATE IT.
I am completely convinced you are a woman.
••• “Does that sound like an ideal son-in-law to you?” ••••
Thats the difference between you and I.
YOU live and interact with women to try and APPEASE THEM.
YOU ARE MORE INTERESTED IN PROJECTING YOURSELF AS “THE IDEAL SON IN LAW” THAN A MAN WHO HAS A CLUE OF WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.
Cute try though, sweety.
I have to really get to know her first and like her before I fuck her, just my style. One advantage of this method is that I wake up in the morning and don’t see a big ol’ open sore on my penis :) Also seems like a lot of the girls I meet who get it on fast are nutcases: condomns break, and I don’t want to be raising a child with a nutcase involved. Not worth it.
You deciphered my nick
Am I out of line here? I have so much anger in me. Maybe I should take a break. You deal with that PUA creep. You got the gift of diplomacy.
Yes … you and I are in total agreement. My point is somewhat extreme, for emphasis,
but I have known PLENTY of women who REQUIRE men to step to be as “EXTREME” as possible to make sure she doesn’t get away with anything.
Interesting!
“Using a woman for sex…. that I don’t like personally”.
Well for starters…. if I waited around to HAVE SEX with “a WOMAN I LIKE PERSONALLY”, I would hardly ever get laid. I am a man and I know the difference between SEX and LOVE . . . or SEX and LIKE. . . .
In fact . . . some of the hottest sex I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE
was with women I DON’T LIKE.
Haven’t you seen MR. AND MRS. SMITH????
Brad & Angelina wanna fucking KILL each other.
It is an OUSTANDING example of what MALE/FEMALE attraction
is REALLY all about.
AND! –>> Women dont actually feel genuine attraction for men they “LIKE” either.
That’s why women are always overheard saying things like:
• “I don’t get it . . . He is totally wrong for me”
• “He’s SO not my type, but there’s just something about this guy”
• “I can’t seem to get him out of my head!!”
. . . WELL . . . LMAO!!! . . . if she actually LIKED the guy . . . .
then why is SHE TRYING SO HARD TO GET HIM OUT OF HER HEAD?????
There is nothing wrong with having sex with a woman and not wanting a relationship with her. Its WOMEN who brainwash themselves into thinking there is something wrong with that. Its women who call it “DUMPING” her. But does she REALLY THINK that fcking a man should be ENOUGH to wake up in the morning and suddenly he should be in a COMITTED RELATIONSHIP with her??????
The worst thing a man can do is WAKE UP ONE MORNING and ACTUALLY FALL INTO A RELATIONSHIP ACCIDENTALLY after merely sleeping with a woman once, twice, or 3 times.
RELATIONSHIPS FAIL because people do that. The meet. They have NO CONCEPT of ATTRACTION. THey fuck. They don’t know why. They think OH!!! I GUESS I AM IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP NOW.
No no . . . .
My descision to step into a relationship with a woman is a CONSCIOUS ONE that I make AFTER SHE has made every effort to show me that SHE IS FANTASTIC and WORTHY in every way. IN AND OUT OF BED.
And I don’t want HER to think that SHE is in a relationship until I HAVE made every effort to prove that I am fantastic and worthy in every way either!!! IN AND OUT OF BED.
But people don’t do that. They wake up one day to accidentally fall into relationships with each other before they have taken the time to find out if they actually LIKE each other or NOT.
Sex / Fucking / or the “desire to mate” . . . has nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with LIKE or LOVE. It is based on ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY.
–>>> THE INSTANT NATURAL CONCEPT OF ATTRACTION.
LIKE and LOVE are based on a LIST A MILE LONG
of THINGS THAT ARE EARNED –>> OVER TIME.
Yes … you and I are in total agreement. My point is somewhat extreme, for emphasis,
but I have known PLENTY of women who REQUIRE men to step to be as “EXTREME” as possible to make sure she doesn’t get away with anything.
Interesting!
“Using a woman for sex…. that I don’t like personally”.
Well for starters…. if I waited around to HAVE SEX with “a WOMAN I LIKE PERSONALLY”, I would hardly ever get laid. I am a man and I know the difference between SEX and LOVE . . . or SEX and LIKE. . . .
In fact . . . some of the hottest sex I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE
was with women I DON’T LIKE.
Haven’t you seen MR. AND MRS. SMITH????
Brad & Angelina wanna fucking KILL each other.
It is an OUSTANDING example of what MALE/FEMALE attraction
is REALLY all about.
AND! –>> Women dont actually feel genuine attraction for men they “LIKE” either.
That’s why women are always overheard saying things like:
• “I don’t get it . . . He is totally wrong for me”
• “He’s SO not my type, but there’s just something about this guy”
• “I can’t seem to get him out of my head!!”
. . . WELL . . . LMAO!!! . . . if she actually LIKED the guy . . . .
then why is SHE TRYING SO HARD TO GET HIM OUT OF HER HEAD?????
There is nothing wrong with having sex with a woman and not wanting a relationship with her. Its WOMEN who brainwash themselves into thinking there is something wrong with that. Its women who call it “DUMPING” her. But does she REALLY THINK that fcking a man should be ENOUGH to wake up in the morning and suddenly he should be in a COMITTED RELATIONSHIP with her??????
The worst thing a man can do is WAKE UP ONE MORNING and ACTUALLY FALL INTO A RELATIONSHIP ACCIDENTALLY after merely sleeping with a woman once, twice, or 3 times.
RELATIONSHIPS FAIL because people do that. The meet. They have NO CONCEPT of ATTRACTION. THey fuck. They don’t know why. They think OH!!! I GUESS I AM IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP NOW.
No no . . . .
My descision to step into a relationship with a woman is a CONSCIOUS ONE that I make AFTER SHE has made every effort to show me that SHE IS FANTASTIC and WORTHY in every way. IN AND OUT OF BED.
And I don’t want HER to think that SHE is in a relationship until I HAVE made every effort to prove that I am fantastic and worthy in every way either!!! IN AND OUT OF BED.
But people don’t do that. They wake up one day to accidentally fall into relationships with each other before they have taken the time to find out if they actually LIKE each other or NOT.
Sex / Fucking / or the “desire to mate” . . . has nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with LIKE or LOVE. It is based on ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY.
–>>> THE INSTANT NATURAL CONCEPT OF ATTRACTION.
LIKE and LOVE are based on a LIST A MILE LONG
of THINGS THAT ARE EARNED –>> OVER TIME.
You don’t have to quote me like I’m contradicting myself. Just because I’m critical about the bad behavior of women, that doesn’t place you beyond reproach.
It can be inferred from the way describe yourself as a puppeteer:
Does that sound like an ideal son-in-law to you?
E + Bola + Gay = Ebola Gay + 235U + TNT+ Hiroshima = 50,000 dead = end of war in the pacific.
Fascinating. Weren’t YOU the one yammering on about WOMEN being mistresses of manipulation in order to get what they want from men??? That’s ALL they need to be good at to get what THEY want???
AND I QUOTE –>> “All they need to be good at is manipulating men. Then they have access to everything men produce. This is the one thing that women truly excel at.”
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-hate-sex/all-comments/# comment-247209
Careful Bola…. these are your daughters and sisters you’re talking about.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who told you that?
I MAKE SURE SHE DOESN’T USE ME.
BIG DIFFERENCE.
YOU are the one whining about women making you feel inadequate by attacking your penis size . . . and complaining that women manipulate men.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-hate-sex/all-comments/# comment-247192
I am a man with STANDARDS.
I am NOT OK WITH THAT.
Nor do I have to be.
You go ahead and tolerate it all you like.
Go away and think about it.
And have a pleasant evening.
E + Bola + Gay = Ebola Gay
E + Bola = Ebola :(