Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by ...
2008-05-30 19:15:41 - IP Man-Hash: e1acd48b1e3e2

Lynn said:

Chris said:

no manhole said:

Seems like all of the attractive women have an attitude. Its enough to make anybody angry. I wish I could suggest a solution, but I dont have one. Except if I may say this: if your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can. Sex isn’t everything.

AHA! Now we are making progress.
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN DO have an attitude.

That attitude translates to –>> “Why should I make any effort to make a MAN actually WANT to spend time with me, when there are plenty of WUSSIES out there who are prepared to jump through hoops for a chance to kiss my ass??”

Yet attractive women has the BIGGEST GRIPES!

They are ALWAYS wondering why there are no MEN around. Why they are ALWAYS single and all the “NICE GUYS” who START OFF “NICE” ONLY WANT TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO BED.

••••• “If your young (20’s?) just try to be the best guy you can.” •••••

I am 42 and I ALWAYS try to be the best guy I can.
Where as men like “BOLA” try to be the best SON-IN-LAW they can.

LOL!!!

•••• ”Sex isn’t everything” •••••

I know that, thanks.

HAVING YOUR SHIT (AND HEAD) TOGETHER –>> IS EVERYTHING.

Cheers!

Unfortunately true. I’d say a good rule of thumb is, if a woman:

- has a shiny sticker on the back of her car that says “(fill in blank) Goddess)

- Goes to the grocery store looking like she’s going out to a club after she finishes buying tofu. Even if it’s 10 in the morning.

- has a kitchen that has a perfect display of cooking ware (but none of it looks used)

- puts sweaters and rhinestone collars on small dogs

- looks like a can of makeup exploded in her face

- has shiny things glued to her fingernails

- wears clothing that looks like it’ll fly off and break something if she sneezes……

Run.

Or, maybe have fun for a night or two, but don’t use your real contact info.

That seems to be the thing that everyone assumes 100% of women to be. It’s sad because I live around almost every type of female imaginable and most of them don’t do what’s listed.

I have, however, seen the shiny things on fingernails and the face looking like a can of paint.

Misogynists are half-right.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 16:38:51 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

Chris said:

Lynn said:

But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

I have traveled all over the world.
Everywhere but Africa.
You name it, I have been there.
I have seen every wonder of the world.

. . . and American women are the WORST women on the planet in every imaginable way.

That’s not opinion.
That’s a FACT.

I’ve been quite a few places myself and I must admit, American, Canadian, British, and Australian women are some of the WORST pieces of garbage on the surface of the planet.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-30 16:33:56 - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

Yea, were all going to read chapters in “Iron John”. Maybe a better idea is to watch different scenes in a porno compilation and compare notes.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-30 16:31:36 - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

Chris said:

Lynn said:

But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

I have traveled all over the world.
Everywhere but Africa.
You name it, I have been there.
I have seen every wonder of the world.

. . . and American women are the WORST women on the planet in every imaginable way.

That’s not opinion.
That’s a FACT.

Yea, Im thinking its about time to leave the country. Thanks for your observation.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-30 16:30:03 - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

Commander Scott said:

Lynn said:

no manhole said:

P.S. Lynn, in my opinion, is the smartest person on the site (and a woman who is not a feminist). Might be kind of fun to see her and Commander Scott in a trivia contest—as long as we can keep Commander bound in a Hannibal Lecter-like cage with a face mask. Fun to think about though.

Scary. Would we have to let him out afterwards? :)

Keep my name out of your posts and stop talking about me behind my back, you frigid lesbian cunts.

Oh, relax, psycho. Take it all in stride. Go fuck a prostitute. I did enjoy your essay on the socio-economical parameters of mate selection, BTW.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-05-30 10:31:48 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Chris said:

Lynn said:

But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

I have traveled all over the world.
Everywhere but Africa.
You name it, I have been there.
I have seen every wonder of the world.

. . . and American women are the WORST women on the planet in every imaginable way.

That’s not opinion.
That’s a FACT.

I’ve been briefly to Djibouti, which probably wasn’t the best representative country of Africa. When your country’s motto is “Gateway to Ethiopia,” you’ve got a problem.

Saw Egypt from a ship, but it was night so I only saw a few lights from the shore. Not as exciting as you might think. But watching the bioluminescence in the water, and the stars overhead, was something I really enjoyed.

Have you been to Petra, by any chance?

 
Comment by Chris
2008-05-30 09:26:09 - IP Man-Hash: b600e4029598e

. .. .that is to say . . every woder of the world except for the Pyramids.
When I was in TelAviv I wanted to see them (only about an hour away by air) but it was a Friday . . . . and you can’t even get a grille cheese sandwich in Isreal on friday. Nothing electrical or motorized goes anywhere because of the Sabath.

I was pissed.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-05-30 09:23:57 - IP Man-Hash: b600e4029598e

Lynn said:

But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

I have traveled all over the world.
Everywhere but Africa.
You name it, I have been there.
I have seen every wonder of the world.

. . . and American women are the WORST women on the planet in every imaginable way.

That’s not opinion.
That’s a FACT.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-05-30 08:04:38 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

JustaPlainJane said:

Geez, it’s getting all sentimental in here…..

At least no one is singing yet!

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-05-30 08:03:44 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Keb said:

Lynn Says: But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

Just the other day my husband was explaining to one of his friends that he had to go deep in the woods and kick over cows to get to me. That made me smile ear to ear.

Some of those country girls are the worst. You mess with them they are ready to mess up your truck, set your house on fire or shoot you with daddy’s shotgun. ;)

But, if you find a good country girl, they are some of the best!=)

The first time my husband came to visit my family, he got to help shoo a cow that had escaped from our neighbor’s pasture into our’s, and get it back where it belonged :)

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-30 07:34:18 - IP Man-Hash: 331e3b1f78c67

Well at least it’s not another “liek omg ur gay lolz fag!”

 
Comment by JustaPlainJane
2008-05-30 07:16:43 - IP Man-Hash: d41039ea13626

Geez, it’s getting all sentimental in here…..

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-30 06:22:38 - IP Man-Hash: 560f2f5634d68

@ Bola, Chris, No manhole

I said I’ll be back on monday, but I had to take a brak from my weekend out and peak into here.

First that was most interesting conversation form the time I started here. Congratulatons guys. When I stared to read form whare I left yesterday, at first I was affraid that you may fall into a personal agrument, like it usually hapens when guys start to talk and everyone must be the smartest man, but you got over with it very well, which makes me simply happy.

Since the beginning whan I just saw for the first time posts each and every one of you, I felt that you have so much in common. In my opinion the only difference is that Chris is most experienced here and he is a good guy - I hope you don’t mind Chris. I think you guys have missed the piont about his morality, but I bet if you meet him in person, that would be a totally different story.

I really hope we can, all four of us become friends at least on this site and continue this great converstaions, as friends, which personaly I can’t wait to get back on monday.

Love you guys,

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 06:19:31 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

Lynn said:

no manhole said:

P.S. Lynn, in my opinion, is the smartest person on the site (and a woman who is not a feminist). Might be kind of fun to see her and Commander Scott in a trivia contest—as long as we can keep Commander bound in a Hannibal Lecter-like cage with a face mask. Fun to think about though.

Scary. Would we have to let him out afterwards? :)

Keep my name out of your posts and stop talking about me behind my back, you frigid lesbian cunts.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 06:16:52 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

Keb said:

Lynn Says: But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

Just the other day my husband was explaining to one of his friends that he had to go deep in the woods and kick over cows to get to me. That made me smile ear to ear.

Some of those country girls are the worst. You mess with them they are ready to mess up your truck, set your house on fire or shoot you with daddy’s shotgun. ;)

But, if you find a good country girl, they are some of the best!=)

All American, Canadian, British, and Australian women are selfish frigid cunts and ignorant pieces of shit, regardless of whether they live in the country or the city.

Get that big fat ass of yours off the fucking site, you cold frigid cunt; nobody cares (atleast the men anyway) about what you have to say, Keb.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-05-30 05:52:28 - IP Man-Hash: 524e3a2e6970f

Lynn Says: But anyway, maybe there would be better luck looking around in the country?

Just the other day my husband was explaining to one of his friends that he had to go deep in the woods and kick over cows to get to me. That made me smile ear to ear.

Some of those country girls are the worst. You mess with them they are ready to mess up your truck, set your house on fire or shoot you with daddy’s shotgun. ;)

But, if you find a good country girl, they are some of the best!=)

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-30 03:47:34 - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

Chris said:

This one was enough to make be blow coffee out of my nose all over my screen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QQJrIZaLsA

ENJOY!

Great stuff. I think I’ll forward this to my ex that dumped me and now is about to marry a male that is higher status than I am.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-05-29 23:39:00 - IP Man-Hash: b600e4029598e

This one was enough to make be blow coffee out of my nose all over my screen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QQJrIZaLsA

ENJOY!

 
Comment by Chris
2008-05-29 23:34:24 - IP Man-Hash: b600e4029598e

Lynn said:

Probably an oldie for most, but I almost literally fell out of my chair laughing the first time I saw this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

ROFBMHATWLMFAO!!!!

OMG I have TEARS!!!

Thanks Lynn.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-05-29 21:49:11 - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

Probably an oldie for most, but I almost literally fell out of my chair laughing the first time I saw this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

 
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