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Dick’s Voice Mail #2

I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.

Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.

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  1. no manhole Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    Doubt said:

    http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt

    Twerp.

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  2. Arbalest Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 39f78d52ae710

    studioline said:

    Doubt said:

    manhole said:

    [Nazi analogy]

    How ironic.

    Hi There NO manhole,

    First thank you for responding to the idea of a group. I’ m in for any idea that involves group.

    I won’t get much into group theory now, but only point out that this is how women think; If for ex you are writing a post here a woman is going to say that you are a freak. Because for her it’s 1on1 interaction despite a fact that this 1on1 convo is taking place on en interent forum. For her its still 1on1, wgere she has a group behind her back, meaning The Social Matrix, therefore because she belongs to a group and speaks as a group, therefore she is right and you are a freak of nature.

    But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

    First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

    Look at her comment, she said Nazzi analogy, how ironic. She said that, because women realize , that all they managed, to do for the last 40 years, they created another Nazi group, that supresses men. How does that make them feel? They are ashamed and frustrated, cos they know they failed. Feminism was supposed to make everybody happy, insted now there is no feminism only a pathology that abuses faminism logo, and men hate women, so much that the whole country is about to colapse from the inside. But they are also affraid, that onece we raise up, we will do the same for them, and that is what they are afriad of. Let’s not make the same mistake, but learn from their’s mistakes. It’s easy to do if we do it right.

    studioline said:

    Doubt said:

    manhole said:

    [Nazi analogy]

    How ironic.

    Hi There NO manhole,

    First thank you for responding to the idea of a group. I’ m in for any idea that involves group.

    I won’t get much into group theory now, but only point out that this is how women think; If for ex you are writing a post here a woman is going to say that you are a freak. Because for her it’s 1on1 interaction despite a fact that this 1on1 convo is taking place on en interent forum. For her its still 1on1, wgere she has a group behind her back, meaning The Social Matrix, therefore because she belongs to a group and speaks as a group, therefore she is right and you are a freak of nature.

    But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

    First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

    Look at her comment, she said Nazzi analogy, how ironic. She said that, because women realize , that all they managed, to do for the last 40 years, they created another Nazi group, that supresses men. How does that make them feel? They are ashamed and frustrated, cos they know they failed. Feminism was supposed to make everybody happy, insted now there is no feminism only a pathology that abuses faminism logo, and men hate women, so much that the whole country is about to colapse from the inside. But they are also affraid, that onece we raise up, we will do the same for them, and that is what they are afriad of. Let’s not make the same mistake, but learn from their’s mistakes. It’s easy to do if we do it right.

    While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

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  3. studioline Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ad2f2452b2ea

    no manhole said:

    studioline said:

    But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

    First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

    Studioline: 1.) I’m a man, and 2.) I’m a little hesitant to associate with guys that hit women, as you indicated you did in an earlier post. However, I think Master Dick will appreciate any ideas for a gathering that you may have. I think you can email him directly. Good luck, no manhole.

    PS Change “social matrix” to “social milieu” in your writing.
    PPS Ive noticed that Polish women, or american women of Polish decent can be pretty hot. Kudos to your geneology.

    Hey there,

    You know how the saying goes; those who are hesitant stay hesitant.

    Good idea with an email; let’s both send him this idea, two of us is alredy a group.

    There is an icon in the Mail to Dick window, called YOUR SITE, so let’s both put there title; GROUP PROJECT.

    And if there is more guys interested in a group, let’s all write to Dick about our ideas.

    It also can be just a vote stating someones intent, to be a member of that group.

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  4. studioline Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ad2f2452b2ea

    Arbalest said:

    While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

    Hi there Arbalest

    Im glad you agree with the group idea

    Would you be interested in writing an email do Dick, as I described in the previous post?

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  5. Panda Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 12:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

    God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
    Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

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  6. Anonymous age 66 Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: ffc820499bead

    Has anyone ever heard of a tribal black person running down to the beach, and demanding to be whipped, chained, and dragged off to the US to work for an owner who lounges around demanding more work, while treating the slave like s**t?

    Yet, every day allegedly educated and informed American men do almost exactly that.

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  7. son of the suns Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

    studioline is too optimistic to survive.

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  8. studioline Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

    Anonymous age 66 said:

    Has anyone ever heard of a tribal black person running down to the beach, and demanding to be whipped, chained, and dragged off to the US to work for an owner who lounges around demanding more work, while treating the slave like s**t?

    Yet, every day allegedly educated and informed American men do almost exactly that.

    Absolutely right to the every single word. And why men keep being woman’s slaves? Especially because American women believe they deserve more than just a man slave. It’s like knowing of doing wrong and still doing it anyway.

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  9. studioline Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

    son of the suns said:

    studioline is too optimistic to survive.

    I dont like Fidel at all, but he can be used as a good example. He started his thing having only 17 men. 17 that’s a group. Those 17 guys were scared like shit, but he told them this; we have a group of 17 men, it’s enough to do it. By definition a group are 2 people. All you need to do is just take a vote. Are you too scared to do that, for freedom?

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  10. studioline Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

    Panda said:

    God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
    Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

    Yea,

    And they still got Social Matrix in their brain. They give it to you because they hope you have the competence, to free them form it. The question still ramins the same; what will you do for them after you f… them?

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  11. studioline Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

    studioline said:

    Arbalest said:

    While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

    Hi there Arbalest

    Im glad you agree with the group idea

    Would you be interested in writing an email do Dick, as I described in the previous post?

    I can agree that they don’t feel the shame, at lest not all of them. But they still realize, that they have fuc ed it up. For ex according to Doubt in her previous post, 99 percent of men are manholes. And if so, that’s the result of women’s 40 plus years long struggle. They are not going to fix it, not because they are bitches but because they simply don’t know how. They are lost themselves in The Social Matrix like babies in the fog. They hope that we men can fix it. They cry for help, like the one lady who called Dick in the third voicemail and asked him to f… her ass, just because she hopes, that there is a guy somewhere who is competent. She is the one who is ashamed, because she started by asking not to play her message, to the public.

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  12. Billy Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7549903361c6d

    Risk said:

    There is actually this one commercial that has some truth to it and it says “In the moment of truth, you keep it short”. Thats mantruth right there and it explains why women never can keep it short.

    The only time a woman has a moment of truth she bitches.

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  13. tamarind Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 1:31 am - IP Man-Hash: ec24f76198567

    yeah; that’s right@!! let’s go dating and fu*k hot pussies on _ Millionaireloves.com_ to show the real dominance of our men!!LOL

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  14. son of the suns Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 5:11 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

    Castro used his 17 starving communists to wage guerilla warfare against an arrogant money enemy intoxicated by power and American tourist wealth.

    If they simply spoke nothing would have changed.

    Power comes through the end of a gun.

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  15. anon Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 83d5ddbc2a852

    son of the suns said:

    Castro used his 17 starving communists to wage guerilla warfare against an arrogant money enemy intoxicated by power and American tourist wealth.

    If they simply spoke nothing would have changed.

    Power comes through the end of a gun.

    I like where this is going.

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  16. Panda Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

    studioline said:

    Panda said:

    God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
    Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

    Yea,

    And they still got Social Matrix in their brain. They give it to you because they hope you have the competence, to free them form it. The question still ramins the same; what will you do for them after you f… them?

    If ever there was a woman worth putting a leash on, she was not born on american (or “western”) soil.

    I’m not telling you to do it. But if you are going to kill yourself, don’t shoot yourself. Jump off a building. At least have some fun doing it. And having a monogamous relationship with a foreign woman is a lot like jumping off a building.

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  17. Panda Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

    Marriage is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

    -Panda

    (I hope that quote gets into dick’s next book.)

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  18. Habibowlin Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 11:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75

    LethalTourist said:

    Oh man, that shit is priceless. I dont hate women but fuck you make some good points. Good luck with your site, lookin forward to the next update

    That is Bulllshit rhetoric

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  19. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    Panda said:
    And having a monogamous relationship with a foreign woman is a lot like jumping off a building.

    True. Nothing but truth, go to fucking Asia and see how normal women act before you resign yourself to the manholes here. They’re just what they make of themselves - manholes, used-up, over-priced fuck toys. Would you buy a used condom? How about pay double for it?
    For God’s sake, go to Asia, see what it’s like. Just leave the country for a few days so you can see how humans act. These manholes are nothing but shit - you’ll be glad you avoided them.
    Yeah, great analogy on the gun-or-jump thing. I’d probably try to stone myself to death - like, become the first man to OD on weed. I’m not a stoner, but once again, it’s the best logical choice if you’re suicidal.

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  20. krik Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 9:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cf34af8eafba

    im not your friend guy

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