Dick’s Voice Mail #3
The topic this week is: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do? Call and tell me what it was.
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The topic this week is: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do? Call and tell me what it was.
22 Responses to “Dick’s Voice Mail #3”
April 15th, 2008 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 45f3a77c7cf7b
Again thaks dick ;)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 45f3a77c7cf7b
Again thanks dick ;)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 469147f33694d
I cant stand it….too, funny!! The garbage disposal thing sounded just like my husband. He can fix it in two seconds….his man brain makes me weak at the knees….
April 15th, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: bc0483563597c
Your too funny!
If it wasn’t for the gash between a woman’s legs, she would be totally useless and in the gutter with the rest of the trash!
You gotta love them for that!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca
Cant wait for DickLine, its going to be epic.
“Hit the treadmill” - Dick
April 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7fb913ec99da8
Hahhahaaaaa…. Funniest calls yet. A toaster?! Typical.
Whore: “The toasters broked. I pushed the thingy down but it didn’t get hot!”
Man: “What do you mean ‘Its broken’, clarify”
Whore: “The thingy wouldn’t stay down when I pushed it. Its broked. The thingy must be unworking”
Man: “You have 97 appliances on the counter and only two electrical outlets. Are you sure its plugged in?”
Whore: “Plugged what?!? I like Unicorns!”
If men disappeared on Tuesday, half of the world would be broken down by Wednesday. Can wait for DickLine. This is going to be epic.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8ac166c658d4d
All of you guys must get no pussy what so ever. How the fuck do you measure manliness in points? Real GAY. Im only 19 and im probably manlier than all you little fucks. All you bitches must be either rednecks or fags. Now we all know that women are fucking crazy but that doesnt make them inferior. Man the fuck up and deal with it thats life. How can you people look up to this Dick Fag-erson fellow? He looks and acts like a Grade A fag. Go out and do something with your life people dont waste your time bashing other people over the internet like anyone gives a fuck about what you have to say.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8ac166c658d4d
Probably the only thing you guys can do better than women is suck a dick.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7fb913ec99da8
Pot, meet kettle. Kettle is a 19 year old internet tough guy who likes to bash people on the internet for… bashing people on the internet? Why would you come on a messageboard, supposedly about something you hate, bash women (”we all know women are fucking crazy”), then call out women bashers as fags (for doing the same thing you just did in your post) then mock its best selling TV sensation leader and close with this zinger of an argument “Go out and do something with your life rather than bashing people on the internet”.
Dick is doing something with his life, he has a live broadcast, a best selling book (which will net him 100’s of thousands of dollars alone), a popular website, TV appearances and fame and fortune coming his way. All you did was waste your time bashing people on the internet “like anyone gives a fuck what you have to say”. The hypocrisy is so mind-numbling stupid I have a hard time believing you aren’t a woman.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 268ac5052b618
Video unavailable? Did Youtube ban him or remove his videos? Unfuckingbelievable.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7549903361c6d
Nope it’s working for now.
And it’s Mantastic.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:11 am - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f
Comment for guy who wants to beat Dick Masterson and a guy who called together with his gf and they said that Dick is doing what he is doing because he needs a bigger dick, implying that Dick is a fag who wants that guy’s bigger dick.
Couple of years form now, you will find yourself as already a victim to woman’s manipulation. And she even doesn’t have to be intelligent to do that. She will only say; honey you have to do what I say if you want to be normal and mature, because that is what everybody is doing. And her only argument will come form the fact that she has a group behind her back. And then you will officially become her bitch, because you won’t have a group behind you back. What Dick is doing he is making a group to stand behind you back. And what you are doing is sticking your own dick up your ass.
Oh man but you are so smooth now, only you overlooked one thing; in order to comment about whose dick is bigger you had to first imagine how does Dick’s dick look like. Is this really, what smooth straight men do?
April 16th, 2008 at 9:45 am - IP Man-Hash: f5dd2c102ccaf
HAHAAHAHAHA So true on what that guy had to say. In the ARMY, women are useless. They get in the way of completing an important job.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8802cd4f1bfe0
You are yet another evidence of feminizt brainwashing. You talk like a woman since you are after Dick’s looks!
April 16th, 2008 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0da95ff2b799
Hehe, so true, Military woman are useless, safely tacked away stacking paper from one pile to the other.
Have been in the military for 4 years (Clinton) before all this Iraq shit started . It was just like that dude says, woman safely occupying the most redundant positions made possible and got payed same. Just fucking ridiculous
Also I bet you anything that a squadron of 10 men will defeat enemy squadron of say 8 men and 2 women. In fact the 8 men would be better off and stand a better chance if the 2 women were removed. Military brotherhood is just that…a BROTHERHOOD, nothing gay, it’s a sacred bond between equals, and add a women to the mix and holly shit our great grand-fathers must be turning in their graves…
Dick you rock, way to own that land whale in red, and then she pretends she didn’t hear it, fucking classic. Dr. Phil is a douchebag, like that’s news.
Loved the way you kept your frame, you’re very congruent, people sense that, comes from deep knowing the truth that is in plain sight, hehe
Ironic
Keep it up, many men are cheering for ya, can’t wait ‘till we reach critical mass, woot woot
April 17th, 2008 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: a68a782ba4ef9
You rock Dick, at first I thought you were funny, than I realised that you were right, keep on the good work.
April 19th, 2008 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d
Good Job Dick, keep up the good work.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 154ad7a1083fb
“It’s like black magic to women. They think Chris Angel is down there casting spells and shit.”
Hilarious and entertaining!
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:27 am - IP Man-Hash: f4ec93b90b57f
WOW…
seems it is not a new video ,many friends public this news on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallmingle.com ~~~~ which has many other good projects but dating
But a good video.lol…
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f74fb4252504
You will one day be shot by a woman. For all your rude comments. Men could not live without women. And we can lead a company better than you could. If women didn’t cook most of you men out there would be dead. You are probably going to send me a nasty e mail but of course. We, the women will find this offensive website and track you down and quarter you with horses.