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its fake man, this comment is being posted on all Dicks blogs
If you want to know any updates on the website wait for dick to post it. keep in mind anyone can assume any name
Say it isnt so dick
I am shutting this site down.
Say it isnt so
I venture to say that in the writings of every philosopher, whether living or dead, who has written a significant amount about philosophical problems that are hard enough to be significant, there are already some assertions that we can know to be falsehoods. ,
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
EVERYBODY likes men.
Men are BETTER than women in EVERY WAY.
A POEM FOR ALL YOU STUPID CUNTS
Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that.
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags.
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags.
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square,
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair,
Who – when you win – will always give your back a pat…
Well, why can’t a woman……. be like THAT!!
Why do girls do everything the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up like their FATHER instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please,
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease,
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Well, why can’t a woman……. be like YOU!!
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects.
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit…
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Well, why can’t a woman……… be like US!!
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman……… be a CHUM!!
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the MESS that’s inside?
Why can’t a woman behave like a man?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Then why can’t a woman…. be like ME!!
- My Fair Lady
(Best Picture 1964)
NOTE: THESE WORDS WERE WRITTEN –>> FOR A REASON.
Men are betterthanwomen.
Men are honest, so thoroughly square?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps?
Men are so friendly, good natured and kind?
What planet are these kind of men from? I’d certainly be the first one to visit.
Go fuck yourself……….stupid moron.
Womenarebetterthanmenbyfar
Yes sweety, that’s right.
We are all of those things……
UNTIL a cunt like YOU shows up.
Women are not allowed here.
So what do you EXPECT men to be like when YOU are not wanted , welcome or invited and BEHAVE like a greedy, selfish, intrusive cunt who “uses men only”???
This is a website BY MEN – FOR OTHER MEN.
YOU go fuck yourself.
YOU SEEM TO WANT ALL WOMEN DEAD. IF THAT WERE TO HAPPEN WHO WOULD YOU F*CK??? I THINK YOU LOVE THE ANSWER.
You poor thing. You’re a FEMALE. You always begin sentences like “you SEEM…. ” and “SOUNDS like”…. and “I SUPPOSE”…..
None of which have anything to do with REALITY.
You should have learned LONG ago that things are NEVER what they “seem”.
ESPECIALLY WOMEN.
Isn’t that right sweety.
YOU MISTRESSES OF DECEIT.
Everything about women – every day of her life – is about lying about her age, covering up her flaws, trying to look slimmer, trying to look taller, dying her hair, trying to be “strong and independent” when she would secretly give anything to be a lazy, pregnant house wife who doesn’t have to work….. trying to SEEM anything other than WHAT SHE ACTUALLY IS.
We don’t hate women, bitch. You just have to remind yourself that men don’t have to LIKE the women we fuck. If we waited around for women we actually LIKED…. girls like YOU would never get laid.
Remind yourself of that the next time you’re getting a cock pounded into your hole ball-deep.
Then it won’t “SEEM” like “making love”.
It will be what it IS –>> some guy masturbating in your cunt.
That’s the reality.
Snap out of it.
Pat, Chris actually DOES hate women. When a woman looks after herself, REAL men ALWAYS appreciates that.
His posts are full of shit just like his mouth and brains are full of shit.
Men don’t have to love a woman to “fuck” her; EVERYBODY should know THAT, BUT he certainly has to LIKE her.
You fucking make sex out to be like it’s some disgusting thing for a woman.
Men lie about everything every day of their pathetic lives. ESPECIALLY when they first meet a woman. NEVER believe what a man SAYS. Always go by his ACTIONS.
Women: PROTECT yourselves against JERKS like this. Don’t give him your body, your attention, your voice…….NOTHING. Men that are this insecure being around women are a TOTAL TURNOFF anyway.
Actually Pat… the stupid stinking cunt “usemenonly” is only pretending I hate women.
And no we don’t have to LIKE the women we fuck either. In fact.. men don’t even need to know you’re fucking NAME to fuck you. There is your proof.
The only reason men lie to women is because women cunts gush harder when men lie to them.
Women don’t need to protect themselves against JERKS like me …. because women will ALWAYS admit to fucking jerks and assholes.
Why would men be “nice” to you, when you BEG men to treat you like shit and simply can’t get enough of us.
You don’t have to answer that.
Just spread your dripping cooze.
Chris:: use desrves every ounce of disrespect that can be thrown at her, keep up the good work. I second the fact of our not hating women. Like wild lions I personally think females are fantastic, but I wouldn’t be dumb enough now to live with one. I was when I was younger but I learn from my mistakes happily.
YOU ARE GAY DUDE. GET SOME HELP AND DEAL WITH IT. YOU WOULDN’T KNOW A REAL MAN IF HE PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE. AND I WAS BEING SARCASTIC WHEN I WROTE “SEEM”. THE GUY HAS A PHOTO OF HIMSELF ON ONE OF THESE VIDEOS NEXT TO A WOMANS GRAVE. I THINK IT’S SAFE TO ASSUME OR SUPPOSE OR THINK IT MIGHT “SEEM” LIKE HE WANTS ALL WOMEN DEAD AND IF HE DID THERE WOULD ONLY BE MEN LEFT FOR HIM TO FUCK WOULDN’T IT? SO I AM QUITE CERTAIN HE IS GAY.
HE’S IN THE CLOSET AND SO ARE YOU.
Closets are for brooms.
Why don’t you drop to your knees, take out your tits and open your mouth. Then you can tell my cock and funky nut-sack how gay I am.
I would really love that.
While you’re at it, slip another finger in your ass.
HOMO
HE REMOVED MY POST. SO MUCH FOR FREE SPEECH WHEN YOU MAKE SENSE. I CAN’T USE CERTAIN WORDS. BUT YOU AND HE BOTH LIKE THE OPPOSITE SEX.
EVERYBODY likes men.
Men are BETTER than women in EVERY WAY.
A POEM FOR CUNTS
Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that.
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags.
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags.
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square,
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair,
Who – when you win – will always give your back a pat…
Well, why can’t a woman……. be like THAT!!
Why do girls do everything the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up like their FATHER instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please,
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease,
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Well, why can’t a woman……. be like YOU!!
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects.
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit…
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Well, why can’t a woman……… be like US!!
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman……… be a CHUM!!
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the MESS that’s inside?
Why can’t a woman behave like a man?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Then why can’t a woman…. be like ME!!
- My Fair Lady
(Best Picture 1964)
NOTE: THESE WORDS WERE WRITTEN –>> FOR A REASON.
Men are betterthanwomen.
HE LIKES MEN.
HE LIKES MEN.
Everybody likes men. Men are better than women.
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF GETTING BACK AT MOMMY? SHIT WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU? I THINK YOU NEED TO FACE SOME FACTS SO THAT YOU CAN MOVE ALONG IN YOUR LIFE. AND START LIVING THE LIFE STYLE.
Is this your way of suggesting women make SHITTY parents?
Only a woman would blame the child for having a shitty mother.
You had a shitty mother who must have abused you and that’s your fault. Move on with your life.”
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Women are never cunts to themselves.
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF GETTING BACK AT MOMMY? SHIT WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU? YOUR VOICE IS VERY FAY. I THINK YOU NEED TO FACE SOME FACTS SO THAT YOU CAN MOVE ALONG IN YOUR LIFE. AND START LIVING THE LIFE STYLE.
SIZE DOES MATTER “DICK”. MAYBE THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM.
Honestly, these bitches that call just make themselves look stupid. A lot of these bitches sound so ugly, except the ones that agree :D.
I never thought I could hear “fat and ugly” but clearly it’s real.
If that Bitch ever tried to kick me in the balls I would kick her fat ass. Yes it hurts. However, she wouldnt have fast enough reflexes to pull that off anyway. You would try to kick me there but I would move out of the way you dumb cunt. Your feminist college profs are filling your head with the nonsense called “empowerment”.
You’ve probably taken a “self defense” class at your university where you kick a mannequin in the groin several times and think you can go out into the real world and maim men. Sorry gal, doesnt work like that. You would definitely end up in your town’s ER. Then you would be facing assault charges bitch.
Hey jack ass! I’m not a girl but you need to Stop your red neck comments! I know it’s america but you stop makeing red neck comments! You make me sick you piece of crap! I’d sleep with one eye open basterd! >=D
En trouwens wat bereik je er eigenlijk mee?
En al zouden er zoveel mannen bij je sekte toevoegen, komt er dan een man- vrouw oorlog? Nee natuurlijk niet. Ik denk dat we allemaal wel wat beters aan ons hoofd hebben. En daarmee weerhoudt je zowel mannen en vrouwen er niet van om gewoon relaties aan te gaan op welke wijze dan ook. Concentreer je liever op dingen die wel degelijk het verschil maken. Voor alle nederlandse lezers die op deze site hoe dan ook terecht zijn gekomen.
Sandra
Usually Nederlandse gals are pretty mellow. With sitting in big red windows, and all those cannabis fumes wafting through the streets and whatnot.
But this one clearly has an energizer bunny stuck up her cunt. It goes on and on and on with the same idiotic shrill noise.
Get the fuck off this site!
wtf Sandra
use English please..
If you believe in your God, why do you say at the same time, that God has making mistakes, like a woman, otherwise you dont complainig about it. So you believe in God but that God is incompleted because a woman exist. So God is no longer a God. Because a real God is perfect, otherwise its no God. And God doesn’t make mistakes. Or maybe your God exist, but you making a mistake. Don’t worry, you can always be happy, its just wat you believe.
Sandra.
Read what God has to say about women. Read how women disobeyed God and how Adam made the worst mistake in all of history by obeying his wife.
God is perfect.
This man speaks the truth. God is ominscience, He makes no mistakes. Yes, HE because God is man.
God is love and love is real.
I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sandra
I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sand
I don’t believe in the God where you talking about. I think that the God where you talking about only exist in our mind.
You don’t have to explain my kind of typing, because you can’t. Only I know for sure why am typing like th*s !
Sandra fr*m th* Ne*herlands.
There are good woman and good men. There are also bad woman and bad men. But no men is better then a woman. And no one said that you have to marry, but o one can say that a woman has to listing to a men, because she dousnt. And who makes always war and poiting in other directions !!! Yes those are men. Not every men, but they are men. Sandra from the Netherlands.