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Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:09:14 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Legba
2009-04-23 12:29:36 - IP Man-Hash: 441fe6d6731e7

My chick did move in with me, but I figure they all end up getting fed and watered on some man’s tab anyway, so I don’t automatically begrudge them that. She’s about as low-maintenance as they get – still not inconsiderable – but she knows better than to talk shit like “you need to get rid of your guns and guitars.” I ask neither permission nor forgiveness, and I still associate with my friends from before, so it’s not so bad.

 
Comment by DallyWama
2009-02-14 02:35:50 - IP Man-Hash: 6fb00d2d6e0ae

Dick you are definitely suave. How you put up with threatening calls is beyond me. That guy who said he wants your man-card probably works at McDonalds because he couldn’t pass the ASVAB. But when the military rejects you what else are you suppose to do but make cheeseburgers? I mean the guy can barely even form a cohesive sentence. I’m sure his IQ is off the charts. I’m sure his bitch gave him a script to read whilst tugging on his testicles.

Dick you give sound advice: Men don’t ever, ever let a woman move in with you. It is also sound legal advice, especially if you live in a common law state.

 
Comment by ANNA
2008-09-06 21:34:26 - IP Man-Hash: 18dc7fdf2dd2d

HAHAH your website all the guys i work with love it. I also believe that women are fucking annoying i cant be friendsl with them either. Much love to you website.

 
Comment by King Wang
2008-08-26 02:27:23 - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8

Dear Ashley,

I am a True real man. You know, the man that when you talk too goddamn much (which is often no doubt) I smack you upside the head, having been taught the “Rule of Thumb”.

As a True man, I pay for shit, you lay on your back and spread your legs. That is after all what I pay you for, as I am a True man, I know and believe in Economic Portfolio Diversity…..as a True man, I invented it (also, see: Efficiency and Buyers Market).

Plus, I get my monies worth, because if I don’t, I kick your lazy ass out and go get a new employee worth the pay.

As a true man, I enjoy letting you cook, and clean. After all, that is what I pay you for. I can and will do it myself if you get the lazy-ass like most women, and right after I fire you. The classifieds shall replace you. Remember that is how I got you to begin with.

You love my paycheck. I love your vagina. We love each other in the “traditional” sense. Go take care of the kids, after all, that is what I pay you for.

As a True man, I go kill shit so you can eat, or design a better Butcher Warehouse for speeding up Cheeseburger Production. As a True man, I go do real work while you do shit at the house. As a True man, I go kill other men to stop them from raping and killing you, or wanting to enslave our kids. That’s right, as a True man, without me, you are simply a slave to other “not true men”.

As a True man, I have respect and honor for other True men that do hard shit, crazy shit, and cool shit. I even have respect for you, as long as you know your place. My dog and cat instinctively do, why can’t you?

As a True man, I just realized why no True men want to get married.

Thank you True Female Ashley………you just fucked up 15,000 years of natural evolution and society because you “demand” respect in a world where used to be (prior to the last 100 years), you would have had your ass beaten for running your head, and 300 years ago you would have been killed and replaced like a rabid cat with herpes.

As a True man, I know MY fucking place in the Universe. Feel free to know your own, True woman.

 
Comment by Ashly
2008-08-08 01:41:12 - IP Man-Hash: 658b03dc7f3fb

Why do you feel you have to put yourself in a high stool in order to feel good about yourself? Did your mom abuse you as a child? Do you feel powerful when you put women down? I believe nobody is better then anybody. So don’t blame women for all your problems.
Everyone who agrees with this guy I feel sorry for because he is a loser and you aren’t a true man if you don’t respect everyone including women.

Comment by Kovacs
2008-08-08 02:30:35 - IP Man-Hash: b5ddaf3bbdbcb

A true man doesn’t seek approval from women. He is internally validated. Therefore, the opinion of a woman about what makes or breaks a true man doesn’t matter.

Comment by Fresh
2008-08-22 06:41:51 - IP Man-Hash: d8f8648637e33

Sounds a lot like MysterMethod to me.

 
 
 
Comment by Avila Doll
2008-08-07 20:52:50 - IP Man-Hash: 658b03dc7f3fb

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Comment by Emma
2008-08-08 01:32:22 - IP Man-Hash: 658b03dc7f3fb

If you love men so much then why don’t you marry one!

Comment by nadie
2008-08-08 01:45:30 - IP Man-Hash: 2386f0720f9e8

You surprise me with your dazzling intelligence!. You must be a relative of Marie Curie, I suppose.
We do not want to marry… Dick has a brilliant article on this matter that I suggest you to read.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten-reasons-marriage-is-stupi d/

PD: marriage is only for gays and lesbians.

 
 
 
Comment by Annie
2008-07-26 13:37:21 - IP Man-Hash: de85f54d83d68

You are a sexist. I am a girl, but abaslutely everything you say about most girls is completely wrong. Not all women are what you think! I’m a honest, hard working women, I don’t cheat, and in absolutly no way am I a ‘whore’. You sexist pigs need to find something else to blame then women for your messed up lives!!!!! STOP BLAMING WOMEN THAT YOU CAN’T FREAKING GET A GIRLFRIEND JUST BECAUSE YOUR A SEXIST! WOMEN AERN’T THE PROBLEM; YOU ARE!

GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Kate
2008-07-26 22:02:15 - IP Man-Hash: aaa4ecc91f1d8

Annie dear, you can’t spell. You’re ignorant.
Please read the articles, grab a dictionary, think long and hard about the way you act and treat men, and then reply again.

 
Comment by Zcaraveo
2008-07-27 06:50:14 - IP Man-Hash: 85f524a466ca5

thanks for proving us right bby

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-29 23:39:19 - IP Man-Hash: 2820c0ce4346f

Another case of not fucking off this website like she should have.

Ya know, I’ve come to realize men are like Irish Wolfhounds. Ever see most dogs when “threatened” by some non-threatening behavior, like looking them in the eye? They go nuts, freakin out, barkin, and yappin. Yup a lot like a broad.

Irish wolfhounds on the other hand are quiet at calm. Why? Cause they don’t feel threatened.

Broads are like the barking dog, all pissed off, why? Because something true has been said. If it is not true, then they would not feel threatened. So, when a woman tells a man that men and women are equal, we don’t get pissed off, because a lie as big as Neptune’s orbit, does not threat us.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-29 23:40:21 - IP Man-Hash: 2820c0ce4346f

abaslutely…Freudian slip me thinks?

 
 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-18 06:44:19 - IP Man-Hash: c4135fee5883f

Irlandes

I’m mounting this.

Chris

Women can’t appreciate shit. I used to think every day of life was like Christmas. Now I know that every day is Christmas to all men, not just me. We can go anywhere and know that right there a man is getting awesome shit done and creating even more awesome shit.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-17 20:02:31 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Commander Scott said:

If women truly “love” sex as much as they say they do, there would be no such thing as rape.

TRUE!

Women marry men they “HATE” so they can drive a mercedes and spend summers in the Hampton’s. He fucks his wife –>> she hates that too –>> she calls it “rape”.

FUCK THOSE CUNTS AND ENJOY IT, I SAY!!!

Comment by drew
2008-08-20 22:52:34 - IP Man-Hash: 26a09e71b6822

Wow man! Are you for real!? Yes, while as a man, I can say our sex drive is higher. But who are you talking about? An exwife perhaps, I would hope so because that’s a pretty extreme example to just be hypothetical. If thats the case maybe you need to work on what you look for in a woman! Ive been married happily married for five years now to a beautiful, intelligent and extremely caring woman. Maybe you calling the woman a cunt is a turn off! Your a disgusting human being if you think a rape is no big deal! I pitty you and any respectable woman associated with you!

Comment by Chris
2008-08-20 23:09:45 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

You bet I’m for real.
But no, I am not interested in getting married.

But as long as we are on the subject, How the fuck can you have “rape” in a marriage? A marriage contract is a VIP pass to vagina. If she wants to reserve the right to say NO , then she should NOT FUCKING GET MARRIED.

The unfulfilling whore should stay single.

Women marry men they don’t really love just for the money ALL THE TIME. And 85% of women in divorce court openly declare that they “NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED THEIR HUSBANDS”.

That’s RAPE of a different sort. And it happens MUCH more often than men who help themselves to women sexually without their consent.

You’re a disgusting human being if you think that it’s OK for women to enter life/marriage contracts with INTENT TO BE UNFULFILLING.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-17 19:58:50 - IP Man-Hash: f0b0bc078845e

Muzalon said:

studioline said:

here it is what I say about rape

If gils would have sex for the pleasure only and not for sake of gaining other things in exchange for it and try to get away with it, there would be no rape. So rape issue is just one among the other of the gimmicks=shaming tactics.

And there is more “kicks” form sex for pleasure than form shaming tactics as well, and you girls know it even better than me. So insted of approaching your eatchings backwords, just say it that you wanna get it good and in many different ways, which will make you sound like a human being.

Women are always to blame for rape. Always. The woman should be imprisoned in all cases of rape.

If women truly “love” sex as much as they say they do, there would be no such thing as rape.

Comment by drew
2008-08-20 22:55:27 - IP Man-Hash: 26a09e71b6822

Maybe they just dont love sex with you!

 
 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-17 19:36:53 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

@IRLANDES.

That was fucking POETIC.

Bravo.

But women know it. Deep down, they know it. And they HATE it.

They will even go out with (date) a plumber, electrician, window maker, construction worker, ordinary guy and tell her friends that he is “BORING”. Meanwhile, she couldn’t even take a dignified SHIT without men like him.

When I see a new building go up, I think – WOW! Look at that.

When I hold the iPhone in my hand, I know I am holding a marvel of modern day engineering.

When I use my computer to look up the answer to ANY RANDOM QUESTION I can think of to find an answer in under 20 seconds, I shake my head because that was impossible 15 years ago.

When I climbed the great wall of China I was in awe that 10000 men spent 2000 years carrying these ROCKS all the way up here. The woman I was with at the time, complained that her feet hurt.

A MAN next to me was buying an iPhone for his WIFE, and said she didn’t like it all that much. She would rather have a romantic evening out, instead.

(I would have divorced that ungrateful cunt on the spot)

The last woman I prepared a bowl of cut strawberries for, pushed them aside because she hates how the seeds get stuck in her teeth.

A woman I banged recently could talk about Jennifer Aniston and Paris Hilton for hours (IF I LET HER), but had no idea how to make a decent omelette for herself.

And they refuse to accept that men are better than women?

And they want ‘respect’?

Please.

FACT: Women KNOW Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by brokenjohnny
2008-07-18 15:42:28 - IP Man-Hash: d9f8c48f71caf

I like the way you think, Chris. You should join our forums. You’d be a welcome addition:

menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums

Tell ‘em Johnny sent you.

 
Comment by Thataboutdoesit
2008-07-30 01:30:43 - IP Man-Hash: da4d0d9bb6efe

Dear God…I hate women…well not really….but JESUS a romantic evening over an iphone!!!…phucking bitch…and i would have smashed that bowl of stawberrys in her face.

 
 
Comment by irlandes
2008-07-17 19:04:49 - IP Man-Hash: 5e91bba3e1152

Sorry, typo. I said Heather was intelligent and inarticulate, I meant articulate.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-07-17 19:01:06 - IP Man-Hash: 5e91bba3e1152

Lauren has one admirer here, me. She should be massively cloned. IF most women were like her, this URL wouldn’t exist.

Heather is not stupid. In fact, I think she is extremely intelligent and literate for her age. I think she is a very articulate eleven year old girl. Highly intelligent and inarticulate, but emotionally immature, and terribly naive.

IF she had any experience, she would realize SMash is a troll, saying things carefully designed to make her angry.

In fact, as we type, some equally naive dearie FBI agent is doing a search for SMash, hoping to nab the evil rapist. The minute a male supervisor sees her warrant request for his true IP, she will be told not to be stupid, SMash is just a troll pulling an eleven year old girl’s strings to hear her scream

Now let me point out why men are better than women, little girl.

Go to the window and look out. Everything you see out there was either invented or actually made by a man. The streets; the electric wires; the telephone wires; the stop signs; the street lights; the sewage pipes under the streets. The cars in the street. The gasoline they use.

The glass in the window was installed by a man. The window was installed by a man. The floor you are standing on was installed by a man. The foundation of the building was installed by a man. The carpet on the floor was installed by a man. The drywall was installed by a man. The paint was almost always installed by a man, not always but almost always. The bathroom was installed by a man. The sewage and water pipes in that bathroom were installed by a man.

The computer you typed your insults on was invented by a man. Women probably assembled it, because women are good at repetitive activities which require no great intelligence.

In fact, if everything invented and/or produced by men was eliminated you would be standing in a mess of weeds, naked. You would not live long, because there would be no food, and not much water.

You do not realize this because no one has ever told you this. Your mommy, and your third grade teachers don’t tell you, because they are so wrapped up in hatred for men they never really thought about it.

They take for granted all the good things 97% of men do, which is almost everything that is done, because they are focused on the bad things done by maybe 3% of men.

Comment by Annie
2008-07-26 13:40:16 - IP Man-Hash: de85f54d83d68

Sexist. Men and women are equal and you won’t admit it because your ‘buddies’ here are also saying sexist shit.

Comment by Thataboutdoesit
2008-07-30 01:32:45 - IP Man-Hash: da4d0d9bb6efe

hmmm…i have friends that think im crazy cuz im a woman hating motherfuker…trust me…this is how he feels

 
 
 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-16 13:40:00 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

MEN RULE!!!

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-16 13:28:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Joseph James Frantz said:
Well, I’m not saying that rape is cool. It isn’t. But of course when I say rape, I mean rape, not false accusations. I’ve not yet examined the evidence enough to conclude whether false allegations out number actually rapes or not.

I have. 60% – 95% of alleged rape cases are LIES created by women.

Im not surprised to hear that.
Women LIE about their AGE –>> EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES.

They LIE about their hair color,
they LIE about their height,
they LIE about their weight,
they paint their faces,
they LIE about their nails,
they LIE about their lashes,
they wear heels to pretend to be more on a man’s level,
they LIE about their cleavage,
buy FAKE boobs and padded push-up bras. . . . . .
they LIE about being who they are on this website,
They LIE about being women

Heather posed (and tried to get away with posting as) Dick and other men on this website yesterday. You think she’s teling you the truth about having been “raped”??

WOMEN ARE LIARS FROM HEAD TO FUCKING TOE.
EVERY FUCKING MINUTE, OF EVERY FUCKING DAY.

A man can BET a rape accusation is BOUND to be false.
Especially since . . . .

You’re never too drunk to know you have a cock in your mouth.
You’re never too drunk to know you have a cock in your pussy, either.
And you can’t marry a man for his money,
and call it “rape” when he fucks his wife.

the only evidence worth examining is women on a DAILY BASIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY and you know the bitch was NOT FUCKING RAPED.

HEATHER DESERVED ASS-TO-MOUTH GANG ANAL RAPE.
And then she deserves to be pointed and laughed at for it.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-16 13:22:51 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

I’d say more than half of all rape accusations are false.

I mean, you have x number of people who commit rape. Sometimes you might find yourself thinking, man, I can’t imagine anyone actually committing rape. That’s just so far out, it’s insane. Can anyone really be so low?

And yet x number of people are that low. And if x number of people are that low, then surely a similar number of people – or MORE – are low enough to accuse someone of rape just to get at them, to use a flaw in the system against them.

To think people just wouldn’t do something that bad is to ignore the fact that a lot of people do very bad things. Also, insofar as men are physically aggressive, women are conniving and selfish and wouldn’t hesitate before getting a man sent to prison on false rape or molestation charges. Because of the way society views these crimes, most women are fully aware that if they cry out that a man has done this to them, they will be listened to and believed.

Though, I do believe the majority of women are above such behaviour (at least, most of the time). As I mentioned, it’s probably a similar number of people as those who actually commit rape. Which is very low. But you know, the threat is always there. Should I sleep with this girl who is a little tipsy and is grabbing my dick? Or is she going to scream date rape the next morning when she wakes up and decides she regrets it? You just never know. And wondering if you’re going to get in serious trouble for legal, consensual sex just takes the fun right out of it.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-16 12:21:38 - IP Man-Hash: c4135fee5883f

studioline said:

Girls are funny;

First she creates a problem for herself and then she blames a man for having that problem. LOL.

Well, I’m not saying that rape is cool. It isn’t. But of course when I say rape, I mean rape, not false accusations. I’ve not yet examined the evidence enough to conclude whether false allegations out number actually rapes or not.

Now that being said, rape has nothing to do with the vast majority of claims made on here. It is often just tossed out to claim that men support it, when the evidence demonstrates that most men actively oppose it.

If the only claim a broad on here can make is….You support rape by being here…she’s already demonstrating without any effort on Prick Dick’s part the full veracity of his claims.

And since most broads don’t know what Veracity means I will define:
Veracity – Men getting shit right all the fuckin time, and being right in everything they fuckin do, hands down.

So heather, stop hitting on me and fuck off this website.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-16 12:10:36 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Girls are funny;

First she creates a problem for herself and then she blames a man for having that problem. LOL.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-16 11:46:31 - IP Man-Hash: c4135fee5883f

Heather said:

…annoying … girls on here.

Your just a whiny little bitch using fancy words.

Smartest thing this broad has said all year.

Heather, please stop hitting on me, it’s getting pathetic.

 

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