Dick’s Voicemail #16

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Comment by Rawkstah
2008-07-15 05:31:27 - IP Man-Hash: 4588afd868ea8

BEAUTIFUL
beau·ti·ful –femadjective
1. having too much flabby tissue; corpulent; obese: a fat person.
2. plump; well-fed: a beautiful hog.

EMPOWERED
em·pow·er em·pow·ered, em·pow·er·ing, em·pow·ers –femadjective
1. characterized by intense antagonism or hostility.
2. destitute of sympathetic or friendly male companionship, intercourse, support, etc.
3. not desirable or attractive; objectionable.
4. of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile: It is useless to reason with her; she’s empowered.

-Rawkstah

 
Comment by GerudoXY
2008-07-15 03:24:22 - IP Man-Hash: 63ad49b5d1ba8

Heather said:
Men are no better than woman.

The overwhelming evidence suggests otherwise.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-15 03:24:20 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

Chris, I agree with you 60000% if not more. I currently work in an office where I and my male colleagues grit down and get the hell on with what we’re paid to do for the entire time we’re there. There are a couple of women who do the same, admittedly. But the vast majority spend more than half their time facing away from their computers and yacking away about … well, anything and everything so long as it’s stupid. I never realised how bad this really is until I got this job. They just don’t do the work. Another observation I’ve made is that they talk in cliches, all the damn time, even when the cliches don’t fit into the context. It’s ridiculous. Oh and, at least half the time they’re blabbering away about how much they disapprove of men in general.

And of course they won’t get fired; they’re women and that would be unfair dismissal. Because anything bad that happens to a woman is UNFAIR by definition.

One final observation, the women I mentioned who get the hell on with their jobs are skinny. ALL the others are fat. Do fat girls just like to bitch more?

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-15 01:05:05 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Rawkstah said:

Heather said:I could give you a real argument.

Heather defines argument as “an earfull of screeching noise and gravy-spittle, followed by a pounding headache.”

FACT: Men speak an average maximum of 2000 words per day.

Women speak an average MINIMUM of 5000 - 7000 words per day.

Yet men accomplish more.
While women accomplish nothing.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-15 00:57:59 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

HSIAMK said:

Ugh. If I had things my way, women wouldn’t be allowed to have phones.

I have an unproven theory - just for fun - that women THOUGHT UP the concept of cell phones, email, text messaging, chatting and all those other bullshit ways to communicate . . . because that’s all they are –>> bullshit ways to communicate. Just like women.

The theory arose when I realized that today’s technology makes it IMPOSSIBLE for man to NOT BE BOTHERED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE 24 HOURS A DAY. And every call / text / email conversation is traceable.

NOT TOO LONG AGO you could say “I fell asleep at the office”, “I couldn’t from the road”, “I didn’t have a quarter to phone you” . . . . while a guy was out getting some decent trim for himself.

I bought an iPhone on Saturday.

I noticed the SIM card is definitely replaceable. There is a working slot to swap it . . . even though THERE IS NO REASON WHY A CUSTOMER WOULD EVER “NEED” TO.

Apple must have intentionally kept that it for their business / corporate clients . . . . for the odd ElliotSpitzer-esque rendezvous.

I just noticed that this evening.

Nice touch Steve Jobs.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Rawkstah
2008-07-15 00:52:18 - IP Man-Hash: 4588afd868ea8

Heather said:I could give you a real argument.

Heather defines argument as “an earfull of screeching noise and gravy-spittle, followed by a pounding headache.”

I think I’ll begin compiling an “Å“strogenary,” so men will know what women mean when they misuse our words.
-Rawkstah

 
Comment by HSIAMK
2008-07-15 00:24:06 - IP Man-Hash: c702714129e8d

Heather said:

@Joseph James Frantz

I could give you a real argument. I dont believe anything i read on this site.
Its all lies, and bullshit.
Men are no better than woman.

That’s not an argument. That’s you spouting off your worthless opinion.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 23:49:35 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

@Joseph James Frantz

I could give you a real argument. I dont believe anything i read on this site.
Its all lies, and bullshit.
Men are no better than woman.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-14 23:31:12 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Alright, what’s to say? I keep listening to these podcasts and reading these posts, strange as it might seem, in hopes of hearing even a single logical retort from a chick in response to some of Dick’s claims.

Dick, your a faggot. Dick your a pedophile. Dick you have a small dick. Dick your name fits you. Dick you hate women.

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat… Repeat enough times and facts just won’t matter.

Except as the dude says, that’s a trick question, since facts never mattered in the first place to these chicks.

I also loved that chick complaining about the HTML, which is generated from Wordpress, not the manwords of the prick, Dick himself. Get over it and come up with a real argument against the man.

 
Comment by HSIAMK
2008-07-14 23:01:21 - IP Man-Hash: c702714129e8d

Heather said:

@HSIAMK

well i guess you’ll never get your way now will you?!
fuckface.

Ouch.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-14 22:58:55 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

@HSIAMK

well i guess you’ll never get your way now will you?!
fuckface.

 
Comment by HSIAMK
2008-07-14 22:56:16 - IP Man-Hash: c702714129e8d

Ugh. If I had things my way, women wouldn’t be allowed to have phones.

 
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