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Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:38:07 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

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STARCK Says:
Where are you located geographically?

East Coast, Phila!

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:37:30 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

STARCK said:

Heather said:
look at this website! that is why i came in pissed. After reading all of this i couldnt help it.

Really. Wow, well you can say whatever you want, type whatever you want, rant however you want and it won’t have any effect on me whatsoever. No text on a webpage could ever “piss me off”. Nothing you could say to Dick would ever “piss him off” either. Men don’t react or respond the way you want because you don’t understand that. Hello “fuck you assholes you’re a tiny dick faggots” doesn’t make a man wanna talk to you. It’s repellant. When you engage a man, a man will make sure you lose.

Men fight every day of their lives to achieve the standards they set for themselves. Not women’s standards which change every hour on the hour, depending on your mood. Your bullshit standards are not on a man’s list of shit-to-prove-today. Men men have more important shit to prove and it’s got nothing to do with you. You don’t need to take it personally.

If she didn’t take it personal, she could not get upset. That’s about the only thing that makes a woman happy, is being upset over useless bullshit all the time.

 
Comment by Mark
2008-07-15 23:34:30 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Heather said:

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

Honey, you could walk right up to my face and start screaming I HATE MEN!!! MENA RE PIGS!!! YOUR ALL FUCKIN’ NO DICK FAGGIT SCUMBAGS!!!

and I will just start laughing at you.

I can publish a website with whatever I want on it. “I like to fuck pigs” or “Chicken is better than steak”, or “assholes are tighter than pussy” and you’re letting that shit bother you?

Shame on you.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:30:52 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Heather said:

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

This isn’t ihatewomen.com, it is menarebetterthanwomen.com. This is a concept a lot of broads like you keep missing. So let me clarify, though, no matter how simple I make my language, you probably will not get the point.

Jesus is better than Satan.
Ghandi is better than Stalin
George Washington was 6′20′ and weighed a fucking ton. So he is better than Hitler (whom you would have voted for if you had the chance) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA .

For less extreme examples,
An adult is better than a child.
A police officer is better than a programmer.
A programmer is better than a police officer.

You see, men understand that no matter who we are, there is another mother fucker out there that is better than us. But, because we are men and we kick ass, we also understand that we are better than others. Stating we are better doesn’t mean we hate them, it just means we are better than them. I’m better than my bike. Men are better than women. It is simple math.

Now regarding your statement that we can’t expect women to get angry, we do expect you to get angry. You are women and you get angry at the dumbest shit on the planet.

Did a man go out and buy you some awesome shit to eat, but it wasn’t the shit you wanted and you didn’t have the balls to tell him in the first place? You’re going to be angry. A man would have solved another man buying him the wrong shit for dinner simply by earning his own money and buying whatever shit he wanted.

Did the dude buy you what you wanted and you liked it so you ate yourself fat? You’re going to be angry that you’re fat. Cause that’s what broads do. If a man is pissed cause he is fat, he goes and buys tighty whities, shit he hasn’t wore in 30 years, then prances around in front of a mirror bouncing that tub of lard and laughing his ass off.

Does a woman know about a site, that isn’t a woman hating site, but proposes the simple, factually proven concept that men are better than women? What’s she do? She goes and pisses all over herself about it. When a man finds out there is a man hating site out there, what’s he do? Me, I bounce my belly in front of the mirror and half a laugh and don’t waste my time on that site, cause it’s a bunch of women talking nonsense and stupidity.

In all these ways men are better than women.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:30:41 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

I can’t be degraded by something that doesn’t apply to me (And yes, I am a woman!). You don’t get it do you?!?

Here is an example:
If you were a white person (I don’t know if you are, but this is just an example) and someone walked up to you and said you were black, you would think they were crazy, because you know for sure that you are in fact white or caucasian.

In this instance, its the same thing. Someone can call me a cheating whore, but that doesn’t make me so, as I am not, thus the comment cannot be applied to me, nor can I be offended by it. But I do know there are A LOT of cheating women out there. So many cheating woman, some wives with kids, some fiances, some girlfriends, that they can ACTUALLY make a statement like that, and have it be almost completely true. I know these guys here don’t believe that every single woman on this planet is a cheating whore (They do have mother’s you know! And I bet they show them a lot of respect) Just its kind of like being guilty until proven innocent. You have to prove you aren’t that kind of a person. Women ARE THE SAME EXACT WAY, WITH THE SAME GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT MEN. So its funny you get mad at them when they do it, but when we do it, it’s ok, cause men are cheaters and liars, and basically scum of the earth, right?

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 23:25:47 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Lauren said:

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Heather Says:
July 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Again I reiterate (God I see where women don’t listen…) the website is (and I am saying it SLOWLY) NOT A BROAD GENERALIZATION…. ITS A GENERALIZATION OF BROADS!

Are you a woman or a broad? Seriously, answer the question!

You just made fun of yourself by saying woman dont listen.
are you sure you are a woman? haha
maybe your a man disguised as a woman
it is completely possible

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 23:25:38 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Lauren said:

I’s so drawn to this board dammit… I feel like I should go, but I haven’t had good conversation with people about human behavior in a long time. I’m starving for it… Hell I’d say to the bar with all of ya if I could, lets fire this conversation up over a couple of brews (Seriously, I am not kidding)

Where are you located geographically?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 23:25:29 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Ok,so you girls have a nice chat while I get some nap.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 23:21:25 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Heather said:
look at this website! that is why i came in pissed. After reading all of this i couldnt help it.

Really. Wow, well you can say whatever you want, type whatever you want, rant however you want and it won’t have any effect on me whatsoever. No text on a webpage could ever “piss me off”. Nothing you could say to Dick would ever “piss him off” either. Men don’t react or respond the way you want because you don’t understand that. Hello “fuck you assholes you’re a tiny dick faggots” doesn’t make a man wanna talk to you. It’s repellant. When you engage a man, a man will make sure you lose.

Men fight every day of their lives to achieve the standards they set for themselves. Not women’s standards which change every hour on the hour, depending on your mood. Your bullshit standards are not on a man’s list of shit-to-prove-today. Men men have more important shit to prove and it’s got nothing to do with you. You don’t need to take it personally.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 23:21:07 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Heather said:

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

Yes you can look at Lauren for ex, she is not stuck up in her head either.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 23:20:42 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

it is not a generalization of woman

one of the titles is ALL WOMAN ARE CHEATING WHORES

they are all hateful towards woman
NOW i am going to say this slowly

are you a woman? or a man?
and
do you like having your sex degraded?

i am not like anything on this site.
and i get treated by men like a sex object all the time.
i am completely and thoroughly sick of it.

and please stop talking to me like im stupid.
just like everyone else on this site likes to do.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:17:10 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

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Heather Says:
July 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

Again I reiterate (God I see where women don’t listen…) the website is (and I am saying it SLOWLY) NOT A BROAD GENERALIZATION…. ITS A GENERALIZATION OF BROADS!

Are you a woman or a broad? Seriously, answer the question!

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 23:13:11 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:12:12 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

I’s so drawn to this board dammit… I feel like I should go, but I haven’t had good conversation with people about human behavior in a long time. I’m starving for it… Hell I’d say to the bar with all of ya if I could, lets fire this conversation up over a couple of brews (Seriously, I am not kidding)

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 23:11:52 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Lauren. That sounds nice.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:11:28 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Lauren said:
I guess in short, formula for his heart (and maybe a few others…) is appreciation, love, sex, and just being an all around good, decent, and pleasant woman to be around… I don’t think I have all of it, but its a good start.

Like Dick said, ask him and then do it.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 23:10:39 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

STARCK said:

Heather said:

I treat men like individuals, why cant i be treated that way.

No you don’t . You show up here and start blasting at a group of men, “I am sick of men’s shit”. “they are so egotistical”. “You’re all fuckin’ tiny dick faggots” . That’s not treating men like individuals. That’s not even accurate. Because I have a nice piece between my legs, so you’ll forgive me if I don’t agree. You will be treated according to the way you behave. Don’t dare throw a shit fit and call that unfair.

look at this website! that is why i came in pissed. After reading all of this i couldnt help it.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 23:08:32 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Heather said:

because i dont want to conform to what “men” think i should be.
I understand that woman should be mothers, and i completely agree with that. Its a tough role to fill. But some of the things on this website just get me really heated. Just how you talk about woman in general. As if were one giant class, not individuals. I treat men like individuals, why cant i be treated that way. I dont think men are better than woman, i think we are different. We have different ways of thinking, but thats not a bad thing.

o c’mon make your heart softer. You assume too much. Read between the lines. We told you many things already. Would you say there is nothing else for you to learn????

Start with trimming your responces first, oki?

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 23:08:06 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Heather said:

I treat men like individuals, why cant i be treated that way.

No you don’t . You show up here and start blasting at a group of men, “I am sick of men’s shit”. “they are so egotistical”. “You’re all fuckin’ tiny dick faggots” . That’s not treating men like individuals. That’s not even accurate. Because I have a nice piece between my legs, so you’ll forgive me if I don’t agree. You will be treated according to the way you behave. Don’t dare throw a shit fit and call that unfair.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:07:29 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Heather said:
because i dont want to conform to what “men” think i should be.
I understand that woman should be mothers, and i completely agree with that. Its a tough role to fill. But some of the things on this website just get me really heated. Just how you talk about woman in general. As if were one giant class, not individuals. I treat men like individuals, why cant i be treated that way. I dont think men are better than woman, i think we are different. We have different ways of thinking, but thats not a bad thing.

Bullshit and you know it. Your posts from the start have been stereotypical of men. Now, that’s fine if that’s what you want, but be friggin honest about it, stop acting like a typical broad and then insisting that you are not acting like a typical broad.

And those different ways of thinking are precisely what make us better than you.

 
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