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Comment by Hans
2008-07-16 06:03:06 - IP Man-Hash: 6cc7c10c1695d

Actually the biggest problem are the manginas.
Was one myself the longest time due to school/uni and social brainwashing.

I wish curing it was as easy as Mr.T makes it:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/158657/Mr-T-says-It-s-time-to-run- like-a-REAL-man.html
:D

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-16 04:27:44 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Sal said:

I predict things are going to change within the next two decades. Already Men’s Rights is moving on from the ‘fledgling’ stage to becoming a real political movement, albeit a small one currently. Give it a little time, the backlash is coming. I don’t think men are willing to tolerate this shit any longer.

That’s right Sal. Revolutions always start as nothing and then they change the world. This is the beginning. All men think the same like you have just described it. As men they realize that there is nothing “wrong” with them, they don’t have to hide they way they feel cos all other men feel exactly the same, they come out. It’s exactly all men who feel this way.

Even some women who visited here and call Dick agree openly that the way thing are really fucks them up too. Notice that women who agree with us are in controll of themself, are happy… Cunts on the other hand are alawys nervous, inulting and stupid, They dont list their arguments because they dont have any, and what bothers them is that we finally started to speak. But this way they empower us and give a proof that if we united and startef this social revolution today we could save the human race very soon.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-16 03:01:02 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

Well, by ’skim through’, I really meant ‘rush through using the scroll buttons’.

Attention women: Lauren announced that she considers the happiness of her boyfriend to be of value, and puts the effort in to make him happy.

You can all learn a lot from this, because most of us are sick of women who are all take and no give, who dangle their pussies in front of us in exchange for money that we worked our asses off to earn. In other words, the vast majority of Western women.

We don’t like you.

I predict things are going to change within the next two decades. Already Men’s Rights is moving on from the ‘fledgling’ stage to becoming a real political movement, albeit a small one currently. Give it a little time, the backlash is coming. I don’t think men are willing to tolerate this shit any longer.

 
Comment by Doddi
2008-07-16 02:44:57 - IP Man-Hash: d0f0900525f66

Heather said:

and also if rape is so low, why would one of your fellow “men” say he likes it

Atleast one of your fellow “women” has lied about rape so ergo I must assume that you are lying.

Or does generalization only apply to men?

 
Comment by Rawkstah
2008-07-16 00:46:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4588afd868ea8

Sal said:I tend to skim through his posts.

I tend skip past his posts. He’s trying too hard to emulate an over-the-top caricature of a psycho raised by a single mother. I’d accuse SMash of being a woman in disguise, but he’s more likely a /b/tard n00b that got tired of rejection and wandered away from one of the #CHANs looking for cheap lolz.

Hey SMash; I hurd u liek mudkips…

-Rawkstah

 
Comment by HSIAMK
2008-07-16 00:29:12 - IP Man-Hash: c702714129e8d

I can’t tell if Heather is serious or just a really good troll.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-16 00:09:03 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Later yens.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-16 00:07:10 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Lauren said:

I think she went away… in which case, I am going to go too. My bf came home from work, and I’m gonna go spend some time with him. Gentleman, I appreciate the conversation, seriously. I know that we didn’t see eye to eye on some of our viewpoints, but still, its been real. And while some of it seems extreme to me, I still get the essence of what Dick is saying. and I guess Dick isn’t all that bad, no matter what his momma says about him lol j/k

OK g’night. Same here. But don’t you go calling us “gentlemen” now. No man gets a star in heaven for being “gentle”. ;)

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-16 00:03:26 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

I think she went away… in which case, I am going to go too. My bf came home from work, and I’m gonna go spend some time with him. Gentleman, I appreciate the conversation, seriously. I know that we didn’t see eye to eye on some of our viewpoints, but still, its been real. And while some of it seems extreme to me, I still get the essence of what Dick is saying. and I guess Dick isn’t all that bad, no matter what his momma says about him lol j/k

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:56:02 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Lauren said:

Quote Frantz:
You’re not but a few hours from us. Cleveland here.

Oh man thats great, my fiance is from cleveland (Well wadsworth!) He grew up there all his life, and his family still lives there. And this is easier to quote like this anyways. Its more concise and to the point (Especially when referring to ahem, certain people, and you dont want to have to swim through there endless babbly :cough cough:)

I’ve been all over. Spent some time in Wooster as well, so I’m particular to that area and know Wadsworth.

I wouldn’t know about endless babbling. Only women do that and they are banned from this site. When they break the rules, I don’t even read their posts, or respond to them.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:51:13 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

Quote Frantz:
You’re not but a few hours from us. Cleveland here.

Oh man thats great, my fiance is from cleveland (Well wadsworth!) He grew up there all his life, and his family still lives there. And this is easier to quote like this anyways. Its more concise and to the point (Especially when referring to ahem, certain people, and you dont want to have to swim through there endless babbly :cough cough:)

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 23:49:17 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

What was that movie…. Julia Roberts. Natalie Portman…

CLOSER!

Great fuckin’ movie. There was one line in particular I won’t ever forget. I rewound 5 times and permanently etched it into my brain because it was so fucking perfect.

MAN1: “Everybody wants to be happy”

MAN2:” Depressives don’t. If they were happy, they would have to go out into the world and live… which can be depressing.”

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:48:08 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

STARCK said:

Heather said:

i am happy when i am unhappy it makes perfect sense! (SARCASM)

Um that’s not “sarcasm”… thats the most accurate shit you ever said in your life. Frantz knows it too. And so do I.

Women can’t do sarcasm right. When a man does sarcasm it’s feckin funny as shit, and often self deprecating. That’s what makes it feckin funny. I think I read that on a website somewhere. Care to hazzard a guess where? Of course not, you’re a man, you fuckin know where I read that shit.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:46:19 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Lauren said:

Quote Frantz:
If heather wasn’t constantly and incessantly hitting on me since I came onto this site, I’d swear Lauren was a man.

I swear onto Gods sweet green earth, and I am sure as the days are hot here in Philadelphia, that I have boobs, and I was born with them, and a vagina (Not a mangina… by the urban dictionaries terms lol)

You’re not but a few hours from us. Cleveland here.

Also, I wasn’t commanding you to never use the quote feature, simply not for those long ass quotes of quotes of quotes.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 23:42:42 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Heather said:

i am happy when i am unhappy it makes perfect sense! (SARCASM)

Um that’s not “sarcasm”… thats the most accurate shit you ever said in your life. Frantz knows it too. And so do I.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:42:11 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

Quote Frantz:
If heather wasn’t constantly and incessantly hitting on me since I came onto this site, I’d swear Lauren was a man.

I swear onto Gods sweet green earth, and I am sure as the days are hot here in Philadelphia, that I have boobs, and I was born with them, and a vagina (Not a mangina… by the urban dictionaries terms lol)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:40:25 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Mark said:
DOOD! every word of that was MANTASTIC specially the last 4 paragraphs about women hating everything. Heather read that three fuckin’ times because thats the goddam truth from start to finish.

MAN POINTS+++++++++++++++++++

Danke. And….Since you commented before I could your post was the shit too:

Mark said:

Heather said:

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

Honey, you could walk right up to my face and start screaming I HATE MEN!!! MENA RE PIGS!!! YOUR ALL FUCKIN’ NO DICK FAGGIT SCUMBAGS!!!

and I will just start laughing at you.

I can publish a website with whatever I want on it. “I like to fuck pigs” or “Chicken is better than steak”, or “assholes are tighter than pussy” and you’re letting that shit bother you?

Shame on you.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:39:18 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Lauren said:

I can’t be degraded by something that doesn’t apply to me (And yes, I am a woman!). You don’t get it do you?!?

Here is an example:
If you were a white person (I don’t know if you are, but this is just an example) and someone walked up to you and said you were black, you would think they were crazy, because you know for sure that you are in fact white or caucasian.

In this instance, its the same thing. Someone can call me a cheating whore, but that doesn’t make me so, as I am not, thus the comment cannot be applied to me, nor can I be offended by it.

If heather wasn’t constantly and incessantly hitting on me since I came onto this site, I’d swear Lauren was a man.

 
Comment by Mark
2008-07-15 23:39:16 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Joseph James Frantz said:

Heather said:

You can’t make a website like this and not expect woman to be angry, go to Ihatemen.com and you’ll see some pretty stuck up men on there too.

This isn’t ihatewomen.com, it is menarebetterthanwomen.com. This is a concept a lot of broads like you keep missing. So let me clarify, though, no matter how simple I make my language, you probably will not get the point.

Jesus is better than Satan.
Ghandi is better than Stalin
George Washington was 6′20′ and weighed a fucking ton. So he is better than Hitler (whom you would have voted for if you had the chance) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA .

For less extreme examples,
An adult is better than a child.
A police officer is better than a programmer.
A programmer is better than a police officer.

You see, men understand that no matter who we are, there is another mother fucker out there that is better than us. But, because we are men and we kick ass, we also understand that we are better than others. Stating we are better doesn’t mean we hate them, it just means we are better than them. I’m better than my bike. Men are better than women. It is simple math.

Now regarding your statement that we can’t expect women to get angry, we do expect you to get angry. You are women and you get angry at the dumbest shit on the planet.

Did a man go out and buy you some awesome shit to eat, but it wasn’t the shit you wanted and you didn’t have the balls to tell him in the first place? You’re going to be angry. A man would have solved another man buying him the wrong shit for dinner simply by earning his own money and buying whatever shit he wanted.

Did the dude buy you what you wanted and you liked it so you ate yourself fat? You’re going to be angry that you’re fat. Cause that’s what broads do. If a man is pissed cause he is fat, he goes and buys tighty whities, shit he hasn’t wore in 30 years, then prances around in front of a mirror bouncing that tub of lard and laughing his ass off.

Does a woman know about a site, that isn’t a woman hating site, but proposes the simple, factually proven concept that men are better than women? What’s she do? She goes and pisses all over herself about it. When a man finds out there is a man hating site out there, what’s he do? Me, I bounce my belly in front of the mirror and half a laugh and don’t waste my time on that site, cause it’s a bunch of women talking nonsense and stupidity.

In all these ways men are better than women.

DOOD! every word of that was MANTASTIC specially the last 4 paragraphs about women hating everything. Heather read that three fuckin’ times because thats the goddam truth from start to finish.

MAN POINTS+++++++++++++++++++

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 23:38:51 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

i am happy when i am unhappy it makes perfect sense! (SARCASM)

 
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