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Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 20:47:32 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Heather said:

Im not gone i just have a life sorry i dont sit mindlessly into the computer ass holes.

Are you screewing yourself right now??? again???

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 20:37:24 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Stop talking to me s though you have me all figured out..
you dont know what i look like or how i act.
do you want to see what i look like because im not fat.
jerks.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 20:35:49 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Im not gone i just have a life sorry i dont sit mindlessly into the computer ass holes.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-15 20:26:26 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Sal said:

I currently work in an office …(and women) just don’t do the work. Another observation I’ve made is that they talk in cliches, all the damn time, even when the cliches don’t fit into the context. It’s ridiculous. Oh and, at least half the time they’re blabbering away about how much they disapprove of men in general.

Welcome to my world.

When women talk like they “disapprove of men in general”, you can confidently smile as you walk right by them . . . . because they THINK men should be interested in their approval.

Sometimes I will actually SAY THAT TO THEIR FACE and throw a little wink, to give them something to think about… before I walk away. Because I know better. Sometimes they will just stop talking right there.

I don’t require a woman’s approval for anything I say, think or do.
Neither do you. Neither does any man.

When a woman snaps out of it and realizes –>>> NO MAN IS REQUIRED TO THINK / SAY / OR DO THINGS THAT MEET WITH HER APPROVAL, she will usually stop talking, and START PAYING ATTENTION.

. . . because YOU know something SHE doesn’t.

“Water Cooler Women” (I call them) do not get this.

You will notice they are VERY interested in “men in general”.
BUT MEN IN GENERAL –>> ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THEM.

Sal said:

And of course they won’t get fired; they’re women and that would be unfair dismissal. Because anything bad that happens to a woman is UNFAIR by definition.

They won’t get fired?

I hire female employees, but they manage to disenchant before the first paycheck arrives. I haven’t been able to keep a competent female aboard for more than a month.

I don’t fire them because they are female. I fire them because they are GROSSLY incompetent. That’s not unfair. Unfair would be for them to expect I should pay them to not know how to create a new folder.

Sal said:

One final observation, the women I mentioned who get the hell on with their jobs are skinny. ALL the others are fat. Do fat girls just like to bitch more?

Who cares. :)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 20:12:37 - IP Man-Hash: 48521af285cc0

Hans said:

This comment needs a laugh: http://imagechan.com/img/5782/Potential/

Note to self: Never click on a link from Hans, without serious ocular preparation.

 
Comment by Kevin B
2008-07-15 19:49:56 - IP Man-Hash: 14e9c49b8c719

Exactly, pussified men need to fuck off- and men ARE BETTER THAN WOMAN! Pisses you off doesn’t it.

Dick rules & do not fucking forget it!

 
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Comment by Hans
2008-07-15 18:25:14 - IP Man-Hash: 71073fe7b597c

Wow, did this comment explode.
Briefly wondered if some woman wandered in and yepp, tharr she blows.

As for the rape stuff, too bad you got the sticky end.

Wasn´t our fault, infact fault is a dumb useless concept to apply to this problem anyway.
Men get raped daily mentally, emotionally, fiscally by the hundreds in divorce court and and even physically in prisons. They deal with it, some by applying a bullet through the head, but that´s man for you.
Problem -> Solution (permanent in case of the bullet)

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 14:36:51 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Well you know what they say… FUGLY GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO. :)~

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 14:31:14 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Sal said:

She wants the cock bad.

It’s such a tiny Irish cock too, and yet she craves it. It’s funny that chicks think a dude with a tiny Irish cock would be insulted by acknowledging that it’s tiny. Dude, it’s still a cock, not a clit.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-15 14:26:17 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

She wants the cock bad.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 14:21:02 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Sal said:

Heather said:

your a scumbag.

My a scumbag?

She’s gone now, that she’s been called out for her reason for posting. Don’t get me wrong, she will be back as soon as she works up enough frantic ire, and the courage to start hitting on me again.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-15 14:10:37 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

Heather said:

your a scumbag.

My a scumbag?

 
Comment by Mark
2008-07-15 14:09:02 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

STARCK said:

Mark said:

Because only fat, hideous girls bitch about not getting enough positive male attention.

Hot, attractive, sexy women bitch about getting TOO MUCH positive male attention.

Mark. I just shit an epiphany reading that.

That’s how you can tell over the phone, email, chat or text message if a chick is fat or ugly. If she complains about not getting enough positive male attention… she’s FUGLY.

Like I said, hot, sexy, attractive women will only complain about getting TOO MUCH positive male attention. They hotter they are, the more positive male attention ‘annoys’ them.

Heather is FUGLY.
Inside and out.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 14:07:09 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Sal,

As always well put. I especially liked your comment about there not being one mind to make up.

 
Comment by SMash
2008-07-15 14:04:17 - IP Man-Hash: 87a9112bf1cff

Sleep tight.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-15 14:03:56 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

Wow, a lot of posts since I last checked on here, let me catch up …

Heather said:

and also if rape is so low, why would one of your fellow “men” say he likes it, and would do it if he could without getting in trouble.

WHY dont you guys make up your fucking mind.

Sweetie, I already explained that not every guy on here is SMash. So he said a controversial comment about rape. So what? That doesn’t mean the rest of us agree with his opinion.

The great thing about being a man - no … one of many great things about being a man is that you can disagree with other men without resorting to petty name-calling and hysteria.

Go ahead, Heather. Go ‘report us’ for being ‘faggots’. The fact is SMash is a guy who is speaking his mind here, which he’s entitled to do because he’s a man, in the same way that I am, and a lot of other posters here are.

We don’t have to ‘make up our fucking mind’ because there is not one single man-mind to be made up. Believe it or not, we have our own individual opinions.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 14:03:06 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Mark said:

STARCK said:

Heather said:

your probably some fat, perverted old man.
with a small dick,

The size of a man’s dick always depends on the woman he is looking at.

Looking at you, you can safely assume that all men have shrivelled clits, would never fuck you with Dick Masterson’s cock, and you can just hit the treadmill and think about it while you have another doughnut.

Oh Im sure that fat, retarded cunt will just love you for that one - lol!

I can assure you gentlemen that no picture will be forthcoming to demonstrate her already admitted fatfullness (another word I just made up on the fucking spot cause it fits). Should one ever come one of three things will occur:

1. She’s fat.
2. It’s a fake (and she’s still fat).
3. It’s dimly and “artistically” taken to hide her real visage (cause she’s fat.)

 
Comment by Mark
2008-07-15 13:59:34 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

STARCK said:

Heather said:

your probably some fat, perverted old man.
with a small dick,

The size of a man’s dick always depends on the woman he is looking at.

Looking at you, you can safely assume that all men have shrivelled clits, would never fuck you with Dick Masterson’s cock, and you can just hit the treadmill and think about it while you have another doughnut.

Oh Im sure that fat, retarded cunt will just love you for that one - lol!

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 13:56:46 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Heather said:

your probably some fat, perverted old man.
with a small dick,

The size of a man’s dick always depends on the woman he is looking at.

Looking at you, you can safely assume that all men have shrivelled clits, would never fuck you with Dick Masterson’s cock, and you can just hit the treadmill and think about it while you have another doughnut.

 
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