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I am shutting this site down.
Your shutting down the site? What the fuck for man? I love this site. Update it more often rather then shut it down.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
hahahaha look at my dawg, nice aviators man.
love your site.
I could say that the most fucked up thing that a woman has ever done to me is probably not even that fucked up since most women do the same bs when they feel “jilted”. A stabbing, slashed tires, broken windows, and finally a restraining order and the bitch ending up getting her wrist slapped by local law enforcement. Apparently, women feel that they should be paid (even if not legally married) for being “committed” to a man for any length of time. Incidentally, the emotional repercussions of giving themselves to us both mentally and physically is worth large sums of money.
Fuck you I ain’t paying a dime!
Menarebetterthanwomen.
you rox dude, i agree with you, womens are just to eb at home and make dinner for their housband, and do pleasure him, i am from bosnia,and man i for hard work and to get money for his own familly, and womens wanna just be as mna but they cant, i hope u get more supporters…
haha! you think these are bad?! wow when you ask a woman what the worst, most ‘stalker’ thing a man has done to them, thennn you will have a crazy story.
Most woman that tell stalker stories are lying. They can’t get a date so they make up ridiculous, drama, filled fabrications to prove there self worth which actually just reinforces their pathetic existence.
Yes girls do that to add value to themselves, for not having anything real which adds real value.
And stalkers are desperate nice guys, who thought that by being nice they will go far, and don’t understand why they got rejected since being nice was suppozed to work
And gurls create these stalkers by convincing men to be nice, not because nice men are attractive to them, but because gurls can leach off them.
A stalker is a man who tried too hard, deosn’t understand it doesn’t work, so he tryes even harder, so gurls can lough behind his back, so they can strengten gurl’s weak egos.
But gurls encourage men to try hard, they say for ex;
I like sex, but only if; X,Y,Z…
In the end men who are victims are labeled as evil stalkers, gurls who are really evil are labeled as victims, who now earn the righ to be compensated and leach off men.
Hey, i just wanted to say that the only reason why it seems that all Men agree is because it is the minority of guys who think Women are stupid that actually come, the amount of fucking guys that would not do this don’t come here or post because they have Lives in reality and not on the internet 24/7.
Time to break your fucking theory. The only reason i can see why women have never achieved as much as a man is because back then when Men got power first, they Repressed women for 1000′s and 1000′s of years. This does not allow girls to accomplish anything if we don’t let them do anything but cook.
Fail to realize that there are stupid girls out there, but there are stupid guys like you.
and then there are smart people who know what the fuck they are doing.
If you hate girls so much become fucking Muslim and go to Afghanistan.
Jesus Christ! Do they not actually teach world history anymore?
Josh, I would call you a fucking moronic Douchebag, but in this case, I think you qualify for “Non-Reading Stoofubartard Choob Nub”. MAJORLY.
Simple History for Simple ‘Tards:
(A)History does NOT depend on how YOU view it. It exists, it also exists that you suck, but the point is, just because you don’t like it Super ‘Tard, don’t make it NOT so.
(B)Women are stupid. We already know that. Take a Whine-Number, go line up to the left. The proof is: You. Obviously, a stupid woman made you, the stupid man, who posted a stupid post.
(C)Women were not repressed. Instead, women are weak, and therefore, cannot compete in any form with men the NATURAL universal arena. Therefore and hence (until the last century that is in North America) they were shoved to the side for things they COULD do, not things they could whine and WANT to do.
-(C1)- Extension to (C). This means, a stupid person with no skills who WANTS to fly a goddamn jet fighter is NOT necessarily the BEST SUITED to do it in reality, JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO EVEN AGAINST COMMON GODDAMN SENSE. That is why all women are Retarded Liberals too! Ha!
(D)Time to break a new crack in your asshole…….you asshole.
Wait, I already did that. You can’t fix stupid, and you can’t fix feminized men either. If you hate men so much, stop being a stupid bitch, and become a manly man…….
King Wang, D) was correct as all hell.
Josh, it’s Oppressed not REpressed. And actually it was men that were mostly Oppressed throughout most of human history, not women. Men died, women had babies with the conquerers.
did an Aggro become a manly man? The only useful thing I can come up with in your case is to put you into a cage big enough to dance around and to play Abba non-stop.
I just have one thing to say, pedestrians walking anywhere, keep your eyes out for chick drivers man. The combination of cell phones, checking herself out in the mirror ALL THE TIME, and car dancing will end someone in her lifetime, its statistcally proven: Women scare me when they drive.
Women are sensitive bitches! Fuck women!
yeah.they are all whores born of sluts
Dick you have single handedly destroyed any claims that men could possibly be better than females, with you as a man the argument is lost.
( Remember Dick does not want me to paste my URL)
Well at least that’s one more woman that won’t procreate, that’s the way I look at it!
holy shit i just saw your dr.phill thing
epic man
epic
maaaaaaaaaaaaann,
Just tellin you, watch what you drink, cuz believe me somone gon put poison o some shit in drink,
crazyass woman gone pullup wit 5,6 maybe seven shoutguns and shoot yo balls off, so again watch yourself,
Seriously Dick?
You should somehow procure your own Internet talk Show.
You are easily one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard.
You manage to be offensive and sexist, yet you have great diction and the stuff you say is so outrageous, it makes me laugh.
You book was one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.
Please, give this man a show.
Your show is great Dick, I love it. Keep up the good work and the man billboard wil be there soon, that’s for sure!
Greetings from The Netherlands
Ok this is freaky: A suburban Pittsburgh woman suspected of cutting open a pregnant woman’s uterus and stealing the baby has been charged with homicide, unlawful restraint and kidnapping, police said Sunday.
Source: http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/464069
seriously. I said it once and I’ll say it again: REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY!
So.. any other of your personal problems you wanna share with the intertubes?
go troll somewhere else
lol
Dick,
I just wanted to thank you for finally taking the power back from those godless crotch-bleeders. If it were up to me, I would totally cast whores out of my life once and for all, were it not for my intense and totally real heterosexuality. It’s there bro – YES. TOTALLY. Now it’s heart of the matter time. I just stumbled onto this website and it has rocked my WORLD!! I’ve fucking hated women (not gay) my whole life. I think it started when my single mother caught me secretly eating a whole roast beef in my room, which I had stolen. I am morbidly obese. From that point on I fucking knew that women were all just whores. My lady-loathing recently came to a head when my spacey and bewildered 17 year old girlfriend wouldn’t wear the Clooney mask to bed. I then swore off women for ever. The support I feel from this website will help me make it through until I can find another underage simpleton to psychologically abuse into submission.
No fat chicks,
Pappillion Beauchamp
Men solve problems so they hate women. Men go out of their way to help hapless women so they hate women. Men create a world of technological convenience for women so they hate women. Men don’t expect anything from women so they hate women.
As long as there are good men left in the world women will hate them because those men are better than women. No wonder they love their thuggy, abusive, bad boys. That type of man has no lasting impact on the world at all, just like a woman.
What needs more said about this?
You’re talking about Bonobo Chimpanzees. They are far less violent than Common Chimpanzees, and far far less violent than women. When a box is tossed into a group of Bonobos, they explore it, then fuck like, well, bonobos. When a box is tossed into a group of common chimpanzees they fight over it, fuckin manly. When a box is tossed into a group of women they screech uselessly, and then probably cry or something equally stupid. I wouldn’t know because only a woman would care to study the behavior of women, except that would require effort on their part, not something for which women are noted.
Considering that women can’t cook for shit, amen.
It is all a matter of language, men understand words, women don’t understand anything. If a man points out a fact, it means he hates women. If women say “I hate men” and then lie to demonstrate what has caused them to hate men, that’s ok.
The hate stems from self loathing. Men find it difficult to hate because we are such noble creatures, nearly to the point of deification. Women wouldn’t understand noble if it bought that a Parisian handbag.
Spiritual
spir·it·u·al
-Femadjective
1. a belief or notion, not based on reason, experience, or knowledge.
a. belief in or of the ominous significance of a particular thing, circumstance, occurrence, proceeding, or the like. See Also: Crystals; Harry Potter
2. certain strong agitations of the feelings actuated by experiencing lust, hate, fear, pain, etc., and usually accompanied by certain physiological changes, as increased heartbeat or respiration, and often overt manifestation, as crying or shaking: childbirth is a deeply spiritual experience.
3. (Psychology) a mental state in which a female may justify thoughtless or unethical behavior by eschewing archetypical moral standards: a truly loving God would want me to be happy.
4. (Psychology) a mental state in which a female may condemn archetypically moral behavior by imposing personal emotional standards: eating meat is murder!
-Rawkstah
This is man-brilliance at its finest, rock on rawkstah. Women wouldn’t know Spritual if it hit them in the face and said to them “hey this is fucking spirtual!”