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Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:08:31 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 09:33:25 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Milo Persona
2009-02-12 09:03:27 - IP Man-Hash: 2f047ede39fdb

hahahaha look at my dawg, nice aviators man.

love your site.

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-12-01 14:17:36 - IP Man-Hash: 29e6378bcb5c9

I could say that the most fucked up thing that a woman has ever done to me is probably not even that fucked up since most women do the same bs when they feel “jilted”. A stabbing, slashed tires, broken windows, and finally a restraining order and the bitch ending up getting her wrist slapped by local law enforcement. Apparently, women feel that they should be paid (even if not legally married) for being “committed” to a man for any length of time. Incidentally, the emotional repercussions of giving themselves to us both mentally and physically is worth large sums of money.

Fuck you I ain’t paying a dime!

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by kenno
2008-09-07 09:33:27 - IP Man-Hash: f1214637fe58b

you rox dude, i agree with you, womens are just to eb at home and make dinner for their housband, and do pleasure him, i am from bosnia,and man i for hard work and to get money for his own familly, and womens wanna just be as mna but they cant, i hope u get more supporters…

 
Comment by victoria
2008-09-06 05:24:55 - IP Man-Hash: fcb2c560484c8

haha! you think these are bad?! wow when you ask a woman what the worst, most ’stalker’ thing a man has done to them, thennn you will have a crazy story.

Comment by Brandon
2008-11-08 01:11:27 - IP Man-Hash: 9e773a65593b5

Most woman that tell stalker stories are lying. They can’t get a date so they make up ridiculous, drama, filled fabrications to prove there self worth which actually just reinforces their pathetic existence.

Comment by studioline
2008-11-08 01:31:14 - IP Man-Hash: 97a9904fe4979

Yes girls do that to add value to themselves, for not having anything real which adds real value.

And stalkers are desperate nice guys, who thought that by being nice they will go far, and don’t understand why they got rejected since being nice was suppozed to work

Comment by studioline
2008-11-08 01:34:08 - IP Man-Hash: 97a9904fe4979

And gurls create these stalkers by convincing men to be nice, not because nice men are attractive to them, but because gurls can leach off them.

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Comment by studioline
2008-11-08 01:41:37 - IP Man-Hash: 97a9904fe4979

A stalker is a man who tried too hard, deosn’t understand it doesn’t work, so he tryes even harder, so gurls can lough behind his back, so they can strengten gurl’s weak egos.

But gurls encourage men to try hard, they say for ex;
I like sex, but only if; X,Y,Z…

In the end men who are victims are labeled as evil stalkers, gurls who are really evil are labeled as victims, who now earn the righ to be compensated and leach off men.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Josh
2008-08-20 19:11:32 - IP Man-Hash: 716d649cbe440

Hey, i just wanted to say that the only reason why it seems that all Men agree is because it is the minority of guys who think Women are stupid that actually come, the amount of fucking guys that would not do this don’t come here or post because they have Lives in reality and not on the internet 24/7.

Time to break your fucking theory. The only reason i can see why women have never achieved as much as a man is because back then when Men got power first, they Repressed women for 1000’s and 1000’s of years. This does not allow girls to accomplish anything if we don’t let them do anything but cook.

Fail to realize that there are stupid girls out there, but there are stupid guys like you.

and then there are smart people who know what the fuck they are doing.

If you hate girls so much become fucking Muslim and go to Afghanistan.

Comment by King Wang
2008-08-26 02:11:34 - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8

Jesus Christ! Do they not actually teach world history anymore?

Josh, I would call you a fucking moronic Douchebag, but in this case, I think you qualify for “Non-Reading Stoofubartard Choob Nub”. MAJORLY.

Simple History for Simple ‘Tards:
(A)History does NOT depend on how YOU view it. It exists, it also exists that you suck, but the point is, just because you don’t like it Super ‘Tard, don’t make it NOT so.

(B)Women are stupid. We already know that. Take a Whine-Number, go line up to the left. The proof is: You. Obviously, a stupid woman made you, the stupid man, who posted a stupid post.

(C)Women were not repressed. Instead, women are weak, and therefore, cannot compete in any form with men the NATURAL universal arena. Therefore and hence (until the last century that is in North America) they were shoved to the side for things they COULD do, not things they could whine and WANT to do.

-(C1)- Extension to (C). This means, a stupid person with no skills who WANTS to fly a goddamn jet fighter is NOT necessarily the BEST SUITED to do it in reality, JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO EVEN AGAINST COMMON GODDAMN SENSE. That is why all women are Retarded Liberals too! Ha!

(D)Time to break a new crack in your asshole…….you asshole.

Wait, I already did that. You can’t fix stupid, and you can’t fix feminized men either. If you hate men so much, stop being a stupid bitch, and become a manly man…….

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-31 23:18:53 - IP Man-Hash: 843c6f66c2e88

King Wang, D) was correct as all hell.

Josh, it’s Oppressed not REpressed. And actually it was men that were mostly Oppressed throughout most of human history, not women. Men died, women had babies with the conquerers.

 
Comment by Since when
2008-09-01 03:00:09 - IP Man-Hash: 58126eab5b835

did an Aggro become a manly man? The only useful thing I can come up with in your case is to put you into a cage big enough to dance around and to play Abba non-stop.

 
 
 
Comment by Victor Flaws
2008-08-20 15:46:03 - IP Man-Hash: 5c06c251ab3c5

I just have one thing to say, pedestrians walking anywhere, keep your eyes out for chick drivers man. The combination of cell phones, checking herself out in the mirror ALL THE TIME, and car dancing will end someone in her lifetime, its statistcally proven: Women scare me when they drive.

 
Comment by WomanHater
2008-08-13 08:49:14 - IP Man-Hash: 4325a6691c5d4

Women are sensitive bitches! Fuck women!

 
Comment by stufgirlslike
2008-07-31 14:28:36 - IP Man-Hash: 86cfad36d5705

Dick you have single handedly destroyed any claims that men could possibly be better than females, with you as a man the argument is lost.

( Remember Dick does not want me to paste my URL)

Comment by CraigMac
2008-08-10 22:42:03 - IP Man-Hash: 227714187ac94

Well at least that’s one more woman that won’t procreate, that’s the way I look at it!

 
 
Comment by Zcaraveo
2008-07-27 06:39:56 - IP Man-Hash: 85f524a466ca5

holy shit i just saw your dr.phill thing
epic man
epic

Comment by M@Z
2008-07-31 05:50:24 - IP Man-Hash: b0216eb0aa95e

maaaaaaaaaaaaann,
Just tellin you, watch what you drink, cuz believe me somone gon put poison o some shit in drink,
crazyass woman gone pullup wit 5,6 maybe seven shoutguns and shoot yo balls off, so again watch yourself,

 
 
Comment by TimKish
2008-07-21 19:10:45 - IP Man-Hash: a25e7b143683e

Seriously Dick?
You should somehow procure your own Internet talk Show.

You are easily one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard.
You manage to be offensive and sexist, yet you have great diction and the stuff you say is so outrageous, it makes me laugh.

You book was one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.

Please, give this man a show.

 
Comment by Frank
2008-07-21 12:32:54 - IP Man-Hash: 147a4a8064938

Your show is great Dick, I love it. Keep up the good work and the man billboard wil be there soon, that’s for sure!

Greetings from The Netherlands

 
Comment by devilsadvocate
2008-07-21 08:29:36 - IP Man-Hash: fa6a20d1d5fda

Ok this is freaky: A suburban Pittsburgh woman suspected of cutting open a pregnant woman’s uterus and stealing the baby has been charged with homicide, unlawful restraint and kidnapping, police said Sunday.

Source: http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/464069

 
Comment by matt
2008-07-18 18:07:49 - IP Man-Hash: ebe4fd12c79d1

seriously. I said it once and I’ll say it again: REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY!

Comment by Hans
2008-07-20 15:21:34 - IP Man-Hash: 2b04a90d1dbad

So.. any other of your personal problems you wanna share with the intertubes?

 
Comment by george
2008-08-20 05:06:47 - IP Man-Hash: 2e1f7606fd2c9

go troll somewhere else

 
 
Comment by F
2008-07-18 14:58:00 - IP Man-Hash: f592629a70598

lol

 
Comment by Papillion
2008-07-18 10:56:06 - IP Man-Hash: 58e683c304ceb

Dick,

I just wanted to thank you for finally taking the power back from those godless crotch-bleeders. If it were up to me, I would totally cast whores out of my life once and for all, were it not for my intense and totally real heterosexuality. It’s there bro – YES. TOTALLY. Now it’s heart of the matter time. I just stumbled onto this website and it has rocked my WORLD!! I’ve fucking hated women (not gay) my whole life. I think it started when my single mother caught me secretly eating a whole roast beef in my room, which I had stolen. I am morbidly obese. From that point on I fucking knew that women were all just whores. My lady-loathing recently came to a head when my spacey and bewildered 17 year old girlfriend wouldn’t wear the Clooney mask to bed. I then swore off women for ever. The support I feel from this website will help me make it through until I can find another underage simpleton to psychologically abuse into submission.

No fat chicks,
Pappillion Beauchamp

 
Comment by Solomon
2008-07-18 10:14:34 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Men solve problems so they hate women. Men go out of their way to help hapless women so they hate women. Men create a world of technological convenience for women so they hate women. Men don’t expect anything from women so they hate women.

As long as there are good men left in the world women will hate them because those men are better than women. No wonder they love their thuggy, abusive, bad boys. That type of man has no lasting impact on the world at all, just like a woman.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-18 06:38:36 - IP Man-Hash: c4135fee5883f

irlandes said:

If a chimp could read, and a sign said NO CHIMPS, the chimp wouldn’t go there, because chimps are smarter than the women who come here.

What needs more said about this?

And, I can’t remember if they were chimps, but in some science magazine there were some primates that the females gave the males sex any time they got some bananas. And, they did it face to face, too. So, some of the primates are even better lovers than most American women.

You’re talking about Bonobo Chimpanzees. They are far less violent than Common Chimpanzees, and far far less violent than women. When a box is tossed into a group of Bonobos, they explore it, then fuck like, well, bonobos. When a box is tossed into a group of common chimpanzees they fight over it, fuckin manly. When a box is tossed into a group of women they screech uselessly, and then probably cry or something equally stupid. I wouldn’t know because only a woman would care to study the behavior of women, except that would require effort on their part, not something for which women are noted.

I wouldn’t be surprised if some chimps couldn’t be trained to cook better, as well.

Considering that women can’t cook for shit, amen.

One thing that has never ceased to amaze me is how many women who accuse men of hating women assume all women are pure saints, and any man who hates any woman, no matter how evil and vile she is, has something wrong with HIM. They seem to be so conceited they can’t imagine how many American women are basically hateful.

It is all a matter of language, men understand words, women don’t understand anything. If a man points out a fact, it means he hates women. If women say “I hate men” and then lie to demonstrate what has caused them to hate men, that’s ok.

The hate stems from self loathing. Men find it difficult to hate because we are such noble creatures, nearly to the point of deification. Women wouldn’t understand noble if it bought that a Parisian handbag.

 
Comment by Rawkstah
2008-07-18 00:58:08 - IP Man-Hash: 4588afd868ea8

Spiritual
spir·it·u·al

-Femadjective
1. a belief or notion, not based on reason, experience, or knowledge.
a. belief in or of the ominous significance of a particular thing, circumstance, occurrence, proceeding, or the like. See Also: Crystals; Harry Potter

2. certain strong agitations of the feelings actuated by experiencing lust, hate, fear, pain, etc., and usually accompanied by certain physiological changes, as increased heartbeat or respiration, and often overt manifestation, as crying or shaking: childbirth is a deeply spiritual experience.

3. (Psychology) a mental state in which a female may justify thoughtless or unethical behavior by eschewing archetypical moral standards: a truly loving God would want me to be happy.

4. (Psychology) a mental state in which a female may condemn archetypically moral behavior by imposing personal emotional standards: eating meat is murder!

-Rawkstah

Comment by CraigMac
2008-08-10 22:47:03 - IP Man-Hash: 227714187ac94

This is man-brilliance at its finest, rock on rawkstah. Women wouldn’t know Spritual if it hit them in the face and said to them “hey this is fucking spirtual!”

 
 

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