Dick’s Voicemail #4

Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.

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  1. studioline Says:

    Dr. Phil said:

    Seen this shit yet, Dick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o

    Women in a nutshell, youtubeshell, whatever, doing whatever they can to get that $.

    Hey, Dr. Phill

    I need to know something for sure, before I make my point, Can you veryfy something for me, pls? Is this video clip for real or just some hokus pokus?

  2. studioline Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Kai said:

    I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

    Of course not, women have no shame.

    To clarify the same issue,
    Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

  3. no manhole Says:

    studioline said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kai said:

    I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

    Of course not, women have no shame.

    To clarify the same issue,
    Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

    What your saying does not apply to all women. My ex-girlfriend who I know extremely well had little if any shame, and tons of pride. She thought every thought of her’s was correct and had trouble seeing things from another perspective. The author Thomas Ellis theorizes this is actually a female-specific characteristic. My ex was a bitch when things did not conform to her view of how things should be in her mind. The sad thing was that I had to be extremely aggressive with her verbally–put her down harshly—for her to “snap out of it”, and for her to have any modesty to see that things could be seen in a different yet equal perspective. I suspect every women is a bit different here, but one problem I feel is the media/popular culture insistence that womens opinions should carry more weight then mens, because women are emotionally-superior beings.

  4. Muzalon Says:

    jarbrain said:

    no manhole said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

    Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

    Lower class idiot women are attracted to deadbeat thugs, who are the men most likely to batter them. It is, in a sense, their own decision to be abused.

  5. studioline Says:

    no manhole said:

    studioline said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kai said:

    I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

    Of course not, women have no shame.

    To clarify the same issue,
    Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

    What your saying does not apply to all women. My ex-girlfriend who I know extremely well had little if any shame, and tons of pride. She thought every thought of her’s was correct and had trouble seeing things from another perspective. The author Thomas Ellis theorizes this is actually a female-specific characteristic. My ex was a bitch when things did not conform to her view of how things should be in her mind. The sad thing was that I had to be extremely aggressive with her verbally–put her down harshly—for her to “snap out of it”, and for her to have any modesty to see that things could be seen in a different yet equal perspective. I suspect every women is a bit different here, but one problem I feel is the media/popular culture insistence that womens opinions should carry more weight then mens, because women are emotionally-superior beings.

    You stroke many important issues here, and I can’t fit all of them in one response.
    The shame does apply to all women including your exes. There is no female specific characteristics. This difference theory it’s like explaining things by inexplainable. You and I are describing the same phenomenon - The Social Matrix. You are just describing a situation, that your ex never expressed her shame to you. You were never with her on that level. In order for her to abandon the Social Matrix, you have to show her something else and better, than the Social Matrix. You have to make clear for her in the very beginning that you are capable of loving her and never the Persona, this way she wont feel confused and unclear. Do you hear for ex in how many songs female singers sing words like “rescue me”? The technique you described as extremely aggressive in putting her down verbally, doesn’t work, also because the Dragon is too big. You need to be patient and firm at the same time. Do you remember fables? How do you defeat the Dragon? What does the Dragon represents? The Persona. It’s the Dragon that prohibits women form being themselves, nowadays the Dragon is even bigger and nastier than ever before. This is the only achievement of pseudo – feminists after the took over of the feminism and abuse of they logo, because originally feminist movement promised to get rid of the Dragon. When woman is bitching on this site or in your life she only means, why didn’t you kill the Dragon. What you are now sharing with me is a reflection that they were supposed to help us with killing the beast. And you are right, because in the mean time the Dragon is still growing and kicking and they can feel it.

  6. studioline Says:

    Muzalon said:

    jarbrain said:

    no manhole said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

    Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

    Lower class idiot women are attracted to deadbeat thugs, who are the men most likely to batter them. It is, in a sense, their own decision to be abused.

    Women do not want to be batter. They only make emotional and logical error, by getting a feeling that a guy who acts all tough, is the one who is able to defeat the Dragon.

  7. Sum canadian Says:

    I’m not your buddy, friend!
    I’m not your friend, guy!
    LOL

  8. A Soldier Says:

    I love every second of this shit.

    My favorites were

    Manhole: “If a dude works at McDonalds, I don’t think he is good enough to date me”

    Dick: “Prostitute”

    Manhole: “You’re worst than a fucking ebay seller at a 99 cent auction” (WTF?)”

    Oh yeah, I’m not your buddy, friend.

  9. studioline Says:

    It’s so sad-funny how confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was confused. She was so attracted to Dick M, that at the end of her message, she almost said she doesn’t believe a word she says and she would love to suck Dick M dick, therefore she would love to have a date with him. And started to lough at the idea, but then she had realized, that she actually almost said that so she acted up and prolonged her lough like she is just being sarcastic, and then started to feel all stupid about herself, that men will catch that, and therefore immidately hang up.

  10. studioline Says:

    What so sad-funny so confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was actually saying is this;
    i m so fucking horny because i did not have a dick for so long, and i’ve beed masturbating for so long and i even tried to be a lesbian, but it just made me realize just how much i need dick, that i would fuck any man especially like someone who i consider not good enough for me like a Mc Donalds guy, but i wonder why i can’t do that, because there is some stupid force inside me which disables me to do that, and i am so frustrated, buecuse of the garbage that somehow got into my brain and i justify my confusion by convincing myself that no man is not good enough for me.

  11. Frank Says:

    Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.

  12. studioline Says:

    Frank said:

    Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.

    You, Frank-person-woman-bitch
    We don’t want your pussy, there is no dick for you, so;
    Go fuck yourself you no name, no personality, nobody.

  13. battlefever Says:

    onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.

    before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com

  14. Muzalon Says:

    battlefever said:

    onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.

    before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com

    Come back in 20 years, divorced and penniless, and tell us all about how great Anglo-Saxon women are, asshole.

  15. son of the suns Says:

    You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.

    In time you will beg for our teachings.

  16. Dawn Says:

    son of the suns said:

    You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.

    In time you will beg for our teachings.

    I don’t mind being educated, I find all these theories fascinating =) I’m open-minded…so teach away

  17. Billy Says:

    studioline said:
    >

    To clarify the same issue,
    Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

    I adisagree with the last line. The sick sisterhood tells women to be strong. Strong Equals Bitch. They wear that title proudly these days because men won’t put them in their place.

    Maybe with this site we will see more men stand up to them instead of suk up to them.

  18. Billy Says:

    Danielle said:

    Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
    A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

    Hahahaha, That’s funny. I wish I was flexible enough to put my ankles up to my head.

    Practice, most whores can do it.

  19. Billy Says:

    Gallup and coworkers conclude that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in the ejaculate are absorbed through the vagina.

    We all know women stay unhappy unless someone is buying them crap. Well here is the cure.
    Girls, open up and say Ahhhhhh

  20. Butters Says:

    What do you mean ‘except sucking dick’? clearly never had a guy suck your dick before, men are waaay better at it.

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