Dick’s Voicemail #5

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  1. Kelly B Says:

    I love how I say I’m going to completely leave and then you all decide to keep flapping your ignorant mouth knowing either A: I won’t respond therefore can not defend myself or B: you know I’ll defend myself and then shoot me down for doing so.

    See it wouldn’t be so bad if you at least said something that made sense… but talking about how my “boyfriend” is actually my vibrator doesn’t make sense seeing how I don’t own a vibrator AND I DO have an actual boyfriend. There are pictures of us together on the internet to be exact, along with me… and my home and everything else I “made up” about my life.

    Like really… isn’t it about time you grew up? I’m 21 and most of you are all right old and I am more mature than you. That’s sad. When I’m 40 I’ll be working (not sitting home all day bashing women) I’ll be MARRIED with kids.. and I’ll be happy… :) Unlike you pathetic losers. Go get a life, seriously. It might do you some good.

    I’m done. I already know you are going to say something stupid and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD.

    BYE!

  2. The miror's truth Says:

    Kelly B said:

    I love how I say I’m going to completely leave and then I come back because I just can’t help being a rabid cunt frothing at the mouth.

    I’m done for now. I already know you are going to say something logical i don’t understand and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD which i can’t do cuz i have OCD.

    BYE!

    We knew that about you.

  3. Billy Says:

    Kelly B said:

    @#!$#@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    Like really… isn’t it about time you grew up? I’m 21 and most of you are all right old and I am more mature than you. That’s sad. When I’m 40 I’ll be working (not sitting home all day bashing women) I’ll be MARRIED with kids.. and I’ll be happy… :) Unlike you pathetic losers. Go get a life, seriously. It might do you some good.

    I’m done. I already know you are going to say something stupid and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD.

    BYE!

    Kelly look how the dictionary describes you.

    Dictionary.com

    BTW maturity and women don’t belong in the same sentence unless you were saying any men is more mature than any woman. Girls stop maturing after 12 years old.

  4. Dr. Phil Says:

    Tell us how it goes at the sperm bank, kelly.

  5. Dr. Phil Says:

    Oh and hit the treadmill.

  6. Panda Says:

    It was a chilly day in hell when it happened, but kelly did get a boyfriend. I even have photographic evidence to prove it.

    http://tinyurl.com/7l72v

  7. Jeice Says:

    Hello Dick,

    For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

    I have a question for you.

    How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

    I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

    And for the record, I’m a guy.
    And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

    -Jeice

  8. doubt Says:

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    What a cunt.

  9. L Says:

    Jeice said:I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

    I love how you spend your first post talking on ad hominem attacks, talking about how great you’re going to be, and ignoring all thought of actual logic. How about, instead of saying “Your site has fallacies,” you list the fallacies?

  10. kally Says:

    Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallconnect.com ~~~~,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
    i am wrong.

  11. Mayor of Whoreville Says:

    Jeice said:

    Hello Dick,

    For starters, you have a very fitting name….. blah, blah, blah, more stupid shit…. blah, blah, blah…

    -Jeice

    Really? Are you that stupid? You’re using his PSEUDONYM to try and slam him? “You’re a “dick”… get it?!?” Way to go Einstein, you figured out the joke. Did you really think Dick Masterson is his real name?

  12. Somebody Else Says:

    Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

    The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

  13. Dillard T. Wanker Says:

    Jeice said:

    Hello Dick,

    For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

    I have a question for you.

    How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

    I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

    And for the record, I’m a guy.
    And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

    -Jeice

    Still waiting for that first post that “shows Dick up”.

    It’s ok really…. I’m patient. Take your time….

  14. studioline Says:

    yea, Im ready too;)

  15. battlefever Says:

    haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

  16. Muzalon Says:

    battlefever said:

    haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

    What education have you got?

  17. JJ Says:

    Satire - 1
    Unimaginable # of morons who inhabit this planet - 0

    Get with it fools

  18. Dawn Says:

    Dick seems like a pretty smart guy to me….

  19. studioline Says:

    Somebody Else said:

    Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

    The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

    Thanks man

    I have missed you post before and I regreat it now,

    Id like to talk to you about this.

  20. Patrick ManSir Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dillard T. Wanker said:

    Kelly B said:

    Anon said:

    And sorry… I’m totally not getting the bridge thing… I’m not familular with the “old-folk” lingo. And I’d rather avoid the States altogether.”

    Ah, so you’re not an American Whore after all, you are a Western Whore. Not that there’s any difference.

    I’m actually not a “whore” at all. I have only been with one guy… and it’s the same guy I have been with for the past 5.5 years…
    But then again… you’re ignorant and know nothing.

    Oh. So your independence is financed by…..a man.

    We share equally in the costs of rent, food, power, etc. Just because I am a woman does not mean I mootch off men.

    So basically your an non-adventurous prude? Men try new things because we’re explore and are always learning, broads just find a guy that will teach them about the wonders of the world because their too lazy to experience it for themselves.

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