179 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #5”

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1. Kelly B Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479881effb6c3

   I love how I say I’m going to completely leave and then you all decide to keep flapping your ignorant mouth knowing either A: I won’t respond therefore can not defend myself or B: you know I’ll defend myself and then shoot me down for doing so.

   See it wouldn’t be so bad if you at least said something that made sense… but talking about how my “boyfriend” is actually my vibrator doesn’t make sense seeing how I don’t own a vibrator AND I DO have an actual boyfriend. There are pictures of us together on the internet to be exact, along with me… and my home and everything else I “made up” about my life.

   Like really… isn’t it about time you grew up? I’m 21 and most of you are all right old and I am more mature than you. That’s sad. When I’m 40 I’ll be working (not sitting home all day bashing women) I’ll be MARRIED with kids.. and I’ll be happy… :) Unlike you pathetic losers. Go get a life, seriously. It might do you some good.

   I’m done. I already know you are going to say something stupid and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD.

   BYE!

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2. The miror's truth Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6273adb67768a

   Kelly B said:

   I love how I say I’m going to completely leave and then I come back because I just can’t help being a rabid cunt frothing at the mouth.

   I’m done for now. I already know you are going to say something logical i don’t understand and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD which i can’t do cuz i have OCD.

   BYE!

   We knew that about you.

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3. Billy Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 03c28f5cc82a1

   Kelly B said:

   @#!$#@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

   Like really… isn’t it about time you grew up? I’m 21 and most of you are all right old and I am more mature than you. That’s sad. When I’m 40 I’ll be working (not sitting home all day bashing women) I’ll be MARRIED with kids.. and I’ll be happy… :) Unlike you pathetic losers. Go get a life, seriously. It might do you some good.

   I’m done. I already know you are going to say something stupid and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD.

   BYE!

   Kelly look how the dictionary describes you.

   Dictionary.com

   BTW maturity and women don’t belong in the same sentence unless you were saying any men is more mature than any woman. Girls stop maturing after 12 years old.

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4. Dr. Phil Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

   Tell us how it goes at the sperm bank, kelly.

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5. Dr. Phil Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

   Oh and hit the treadmill.

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6. Panda Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

   It was a chilly day in hell when it happened, but kelly did get a boyfriend. I even have photographic evidence to prove it.

   http://tinyurl.com/7l72v

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7. Jeice Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60f0e3e6935af

   Hello Dick,

   For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

   I have a question for you.

   How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

   I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

   And for the record, I’m a guy.
   And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

   -Jeice

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8. doubt Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 11:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

   manhole said:

   [TL;DR]

   What a cunt.

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9. L Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f

   Jeice said:I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

   I love how you spend your first post talking on ad hominem attacks, talking about how great you’re going to be, and ignoring all thought of actual logic. How about, instead of saying “Your site has fallacies,” you list the fallacies?

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10. kally Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: f4ec93b90b57f

    Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallconnect.com ~~~~,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
    i am wrong.

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11. Mayor of Whoreville Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7fb913ec99da8

    Jeice said:

    Hello Dick,

    For starters, you have a very fitting name….. blah, blah, blah, more stupid shit…. blah, blah, blah…

    -Jeice

    Really? Are you that stupid? You’re using his PSEUDONYM to try and slam him? “You’re a “dick”… get it?!?” Way to go Einstein, you figured out the joke. Did you really think Dick Masterson is his real name?

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12. Somebody Else Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918

    Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

    The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

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13. Dillard T. Wanker Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 5:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d0b0042e6ff3

    Jeice said:

    Hello Dick,

    For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

    I have a question for you.

    How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

    I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

    And for the record, I’m a guy.
    And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

    -Jeice

    Still waiting for that first post that “shows Dick up”.

    It’s ok really…. I’m patient. Take your time….

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14. studioline Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 10:05 am - IP Man-Hash: daf133b657dee

    yea, Im ready too;)

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15. battlefever Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 23de35dfcd150

    haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

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16. Muzalon Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    battlefever said:

    haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

    What education have you got?

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17. JJ Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 69485d23456fe

    Satire - 1
    Unimaginable # of morons who inhabit this planet - 0

    Get with it fools

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18. Dawn Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018

    Dick seems like a pretty smart guy to me….

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19. studioline Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d6fd213d1198

    Somebody Else said:

    Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

    The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

    Thanks man

    I have missed you post before and I regreat it now,

    Id like to talk to you about this.

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20. Patrick ManSir Says:
    May 4th, 2008 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8ff1d5c8278b

    Kelly B said:

    Dillard T. Wanker said:

    Kelly B said:

    Anon said:

    And sorry… I’m totally not getting the bridge thing… I’m not familular with the “old-folk” lingo. And I’d rather avoid the States altogether.”

    Ah, so you’re not an American Whore after all, you are a Western Whore. Not that there’s any difference.

    I’m actually not a “whore” at all. I have only been with one guy… and it’s the same guy I have been with for the past 5.5 years…
    But then again… you’re ignorant and know nothing.

    Oh. So your independence is financed by…..a man.

    We share equally in the costs of rent, food, power, etc. Just because I am a woman does not mean I mootch off men.

    So basically your an non-adventurous prude? Men try new things because we’re explore and are always learning, broads just find a guy that will teach them about the wonders of the world because their too lazy to experience it for themselves.

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