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Comment by no manhole
2008-04-20 08:48:19

Kelly B said:

Before visiting this site I never realized just how oppressed and suboridinated women STILL actually are. I no longer have ANY sympathy for men. So I would like to thank you ALL for making me realize I am a socialist feminist. I couldn’t have done it without you guys. Thanks again!

To say the women are oppressed or subordinated in real life western culture is ridiculous. If you want a well-reasoned argument about how women are actually promoted over men in western culture, read Bernard Chapin’s Book “Women: theory and practice”, before you write your one-sided and therefore incorrect papers.

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-20 08:32:58

Anon said:

A woman’s expiration date is 23. After this…

“The vagina goes bad”

- Dick Masterson

Dickline April 17th MP3

I also love how arbitrary selection of age 23 is. Seeing how I’m pretty sure a whole doesn’t change in a woman’s vagina between completion of puberty and when she has children. You fucking make me sick.

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-20 08:30:30

Wow.. those voice mails were just retarded. Like I love how Dick didn’t even have enough decency to listen. All he did was talk over everyone. After reading a lot of the content on this website for many months now and engaging in many arguments with men on here… I just want everyone to know I have become a huge feminist and as we speak am doing two term papers on feminism. Before visiting this site I never realized just how oppressed and suboridinated women STILL actually are. I no longer have ANY sympathy for men. So I would like to thank you ALL for making me realize I am a socialist feminist. I couldn’t have done it without you guys. Thanks again!

 
Comment by taylor
2008-04-19 16:58:13

ummmm wat about faggots?
they are as useless are women but they take it up the ass.

 
Comment by Mark
2008-04-18 22:07:27

“Men can put their cum anywhere, such as a tissue, a sock, or a vagina”

Fucking gold right there. That dude is the man.

 
Comment by Anon
2008-04-18 21:57:46

A woman’s expiration date is 23. After this…

“The vagina goes bad”

- Dick Masterson

Dickline April 17th MP3

 
Comment by Anonydick
2008-04-18 20:43:45

Hey Dick,

Just dropping in to say you FUCKING ROCK. I just finished watching your several episodes of Dr. Phil and I completely agree with you. Also, good work on managing to execute probably the most epic burn broadcasted on national television.

- Anonydick

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-04-18 17:34:13

Dick is great, but there is no reason to keep listening to the same woman saying the same thing, over and over. It creates the mental picture of a line of bowling pins that speak. Do they bowl quite a bit below the Mason Dixon Line?
Now, here’s a little anecdote for a mentally small gal:
Oh, let’s see…8th grade? 1979 or so-a ‘future whores of America’ who sat in the front row of my History class was wearing a pink, tiny teeshirt…which would have hotly enhanced her pubescent tits..if not for this written across the front in disco glitter:
Anything boys can do, girls can do better.
My history teacher (now legendary in my mind) said to her:
“Is that so? How ’bout urinating for distance?”
Did that make you choke on your kernels of advice?

 
Comment by brian
2008-04-18 13:16:17

has anyone noticed that pitch of the women’s voice keeps getting higher the angrier they are?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-18 00:47:59

Reality said:

HAHAhAHAhAHAHAHA…

Just had to put in a little extra to show my support of comedy! What would this world be without the silliness of Satanists, Nazis, KKK, and Male Chauvanists? Without them, the sane people would have nothing to compare their sanity to and nothing to make them thankful that there still are people who’s elevators do go all the way to the top

First, think about it, why are you trying to convince us that you are sane? Is maintaining your sanity somewhat challenging for you? Most that comes through your wards is pain, you are alone and all you have is your popcorn. This is your reality, Reality. We don’t want that reality either form you as well as for you. And this we want to tell you.

 
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Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 23:23:38

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Q: What’s the difference between a manhole and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

 
Comment by Reality
2008-04-17 23:13:35

HAHAhAHAhAHAHAHA…

Just had to put in a little extra to show my support of comedy! What would this world be without the silliness of Satanists, Nazis, KKK, and Male Chauvanists? Without them, the sane people would have nothing to compare their sanity to and nothing to make them thankful that there still are people who’s elevators do go all the way to the top

 
Comment by Reality
2008-04-17 23:10:21

I’m a woman, and I’m laughing my ass off because this site is the ultimate joke. I’m gonna go get the popcorn and enjoy comedy of stupidness, there’s enough to go around for everyone. Don’t worry this site isn’t going down anytime soon, the owner forgot how to shut down websites. HAHA. manhole….. HAHA…. man… HAHAHA

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-04-17 21:32:03

Matt, listen to the live stream.

-Dick

 
Comment by Matt
2008-04-17 20:35:51

Damnit! I will be at work at 2pm. Will we be able to listen to it after it is broad casted?

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2008-04-17 20:23:02

The women are, unsurprisingly, so pathetic. Not a single coherent thought from any of them.

 
Comment by anon
2008-04-17 19:52:06

Oh fuck, Christopher Walken has given his approval.

The remasculation movement is gaining momentum.

 
Comment by Bret
2008-04-17 19:23:19

Youtube must be run by some stupid whores because they keep deleting your videos.

Its all about Dickline @ 5pm eastern.

Hit the treadmill - Dick

 
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