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Comment by Patrick ManSir
2008-05-04 15:32:11

Kelly B said:

Dillard T. Wanker said:

Kelly B said:

Anon said:

And sorry… I’m totally not getting the bridge thing… I’m not familular with the “old-folk” lingo. And I’d rather avoid the States altogether.”

Ah, so you’re not an American Whore after all, you are a Western Whore. Not that there’s any difference.

I’m actually not a “whore” at all. I have only been with one guy… and it’s the same guy I have been with for the past 5.5 years…
But then again… you’re ignorant and know nothing.

Oh. So your independence is financed by…..a man.

We share equally in the costs of rent, food, power, etc. Just because I am a woman does not mean I mootch off men.

So basically your an non-adventurous prude? Men try new things because we’re explore and are always learning, broads just find a guy that will teach them about the wonders of the world because their too lazy to experience it for themselves.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-01 00:00:00

Somebody Else said:

Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

Thanks man

I have missed you post before and I regreat it now,

Id like to talk to you about this.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 15:09:17

Dick seems like a pretty smart guy to me….

 
Comment by JJ
2008-04-30 13:49:37

Satire - 1
Unimaginable # of morons who inhabit this planet - 0

Get with it fools

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-26 10:47:08

battlefever said:

haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

What education have you got?

 
Comment by battlefever
2008-04-26 10:32:18

haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-24 10:05:43

yea, Im ready too;)

 
Comment by Dillard T. Wanker
2008-04-23 17:19:00

Jeice said:

Hello Dick,

For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

I have a question for you.

How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

And for the record, I’m a guy.
And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

-Jeice

Still waiting for that first post that “shows Dick up”.

It’s ok really…. I’m patient. Take your time….

 
Comment by Somebody Else
2008-04-23 14:04:08

Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

 
Comment by Mayor of Whoreville
2008-04-23 13:09:22

Jeice said:

Hello Dick,

For starters, you have a very fitting name….. blah, blah, blah, more stupid shit…. blah, blah, blah…

-Jeice

Really? Are you that stupid? You’re using his PSEUDONYM to try and slam him? “You’re a “dick”… get it?!?” Way to go Einstein, you figured out the joke. Did you really think Dick Masterson is his real name?

 
Comment by kally
2008-04-23 05:25:57

Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallconnect.com ~~~~,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.

 
Comment by L
2008-04-22 02:37:09

Jeice said:I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

I love how you spend your first post talking on ad hominem attacks, talking about how great you’re going to be, and ignoring all thought of actual logic. How about, instead of saying “Your site has fallacies,” you list the fallacies?

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-21 23:39:56

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

What a cunt.

 
Comment by Jeice
2008-04-21 23:26:27

Hello Dick,

For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

I have a question for you.

How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

And for the record, I’m a guy.
And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

-Jeice

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-21 20:42:01

It was a chilly day in hell when it happened, but kelly did get a boyfriend. I even have photographic evidence to prove it.

http://tinyurl.com/7l72v

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-21 18:19:08

Oh and hit the treadmill.

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-21 18:18:45

Tell us how it goes at the sperm bank, kelly.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-21 18:10:40

Kelly B said:

@#!$#@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Like really… isn’t it about time you grew up? I’m 21 and most of you are all right old and I am more mature than you. That’s sad. When I’m 40 I’ll be working (not sitting home all day bashing women) I’ll be MARRIED with kids.. and I’ll be happy… :) Unlike you pathetic losers. Go get a life, seriously. It might do you some good.

I’m done. I already know you are going to say something stupid and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD.

BYE!

Kelly look how the dictionary describes you.

Dictionary.com

BTW maturity and women don’t belong in the same sentence unless you were saying any men is more mature than any woman. Girls stop maturing after 12 years old.

 
Comment by The miror's truth
2008-04-21 17:33:27

Kelly B said:

I love how I say I’m going to completely leave and then I come back because I just can’t help being a rabid cunt frothing at the mouth.

I’m done for now. I already know you are going to say something logical i don’t understand and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD which i can’t do cuz i have OCD.

BYE!

We knew that about you.

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-21 17:10:58

I love how I say I’m going to completely leave and then you all decide to keep flapping your ignorant mouth knowing either A: I won’t respond therefore can not defend myself or B: you know I’ll defend myself and then shoot me down for doing so.

See it wouldn’t be so bad if you at least said something that made sense… but talking about how my “boyfriend” is actually my vibrator doesn’t make sense seeing how I don’t own a vibrator AND I DO have an actual boyfriend. There are pictures of us together on the internet to be exact, along with me… and my home and everything else I “made up” about my life.

Like really… isn’t it about time you grew up? I’m 21 and most of you are all right old and I am more mature than you. That’s sad. When I’m 40 I’ll be working (not sitting home all day bashing women) I’ll be MARRIED with kids.. and I’ll be happy… :) Unlike you pathetic losers. Go get a life, seriously. It might do you some good.

I’m done. I already know you are going to say something stupid and the only way I can resist not saying something again and again is by just not even comming to this site PERIOD.

BYE!

 
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