29 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #6”

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1. Brad Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 685db7b70ea30

   These voice-mails are hysterical! I LMAO with every one.

   The best ones are when these Bug-eyed Ball Busting Bitches call and prove how stupid we already know they are.

   And the guys that call you to rag on you just prove how pussy-whipped they are. They probably grew up in homes with single mothers, or took classes in womyn’s studies.

   And they probably never get laid.

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2. daniel Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: acdd222cb7b68

   i don’t know if you guys have heard of this website, but it’s all about how women are talentless humans. it’s called womencantplayguitar.tumblr.com it tells the truth. go men!

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3. daniel Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: acdd222cb7b68

   daniel said:

   i don’t know if you guys have heard of this website, but it’s all about how women are talentless humans. it’s called womencantplayguitar.tumblr.com it tells the truth. go men!

   no ive heard of this guys site. it just started i think. its not women its girls

   girlscantplayguitar.tumblr.com pretty good truthful stuff

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4. Panda Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

   Brad said:

   These voice-mails are hysterical! I LMAO with every one.

   The best ones are when these Bug-eyed Ball Busting Bitches call and prove how stupid we already know they are.

   And the guys that call you to rag on you just prove how pussy-whipped they are. They probably grew up in homes with single mothers, or took classes in womyn’s studies.

   And they probably never get laid.

   Au contraire. Any guy who was raised by a single mother would know that women suck at everything. I think they were just put up to it by their girlfriends.

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5. Billy Says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 11:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 03c28f5cc82a1

   Guys raised by single Moms become male whores and lie incessantly. They take on feminime traits.

   Ex; Bill Clinton

   Bill Clinton Is a Mama’s Boy - ABC News.

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6. Kay Says:
   April 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: dbc9aaa735888

   Man Theory said:

   Kay said:

   hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
   there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

   Alright there “guy”

   Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
   Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

   Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

   Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

   I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

   yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
   i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

   now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
   stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

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7. L Says:
   April 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f

   Kay said:
   yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
   i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

   now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
   stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

   This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you’re using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you.

   Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn’t even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, “I suck at life!” That’s not an argument, it’s an admission. Also, you didn’t have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It’s one of our many man-powers.

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8. studioline Says:
   April 23rd, 2008 at 5:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 9e62ebba9086d

   Kay said:

   Man Theory said:

   Kay said:

   hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
   there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

   Alright there “guy”

   Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
   Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

   Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

   Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

   I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

   yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
   i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

   now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
   stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

   LOL.
   Another “hey this key i m a man” type of message. I mean, why this fuckup wants to prove to us to be a “guy”? Let’s ignore the bitch.

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9. Mik3_D Says:
   April 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

   Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

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10. son of the suns Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

    Mik3_D said:

    Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

    It’s okay his mom bought him Guitar Hero and World of Warcraft with the remains of child support that wasn’t requisite for her boyfriends pot… and he’s very skilled at them.

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11. Man Theory Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

    Kay said:

    Man Theory said:

    Kay said:

    hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
    there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

    Alright there “guy”

    Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
    Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

    Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

    Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

    I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

    yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
    i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

    now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
    stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

    Alright their chick, hehe.

    Listen, women, like yourself, are not fucking allowed on this site.

    Fuck off, you have nothing to contribute to the message of what Dick and other men are saying.

    Get back in the fucking kitchen.

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12. Somebody Else Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918

    Oh, priceless.

    Kay gets beat by all the other girls, but look out now, ’cause she’ll work up some heat and kick some guy’s ass.

    Riiiiggghhhtt! Not likely. What a delusional female.

    Dr. Masterson, you are THE MAN!

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13. Man Theory Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

    L said:

    Kay said:
    yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
    i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

    now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
    stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

    This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you’re using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you.

    Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn’t even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, “I suck at life!” That’s not an argument, it’s an admission. Also, you didn’t have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It’s one of our many man-powers.

    So you get you lose to women football, which is both sad and pathetic, yet you are using the power of the internets to say you are going to beat a mans ass?

    Only a woman would contradict themselves in this way.

    As I said before, fuck off the site.

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14. Manflesh Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: b0a662e28123f

    That story about the church whore wanting respect was hilarious!!!

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15. BrokenJohnny Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30

    Kay said:

    Man Theory said:

    Kay said:

    hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
    there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

    Alright there “guy”

    Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
    Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

    Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

    Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

    I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

    yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
    i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

    now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
    stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

    Perhaps you would like to sign up for the forums. Then you could prove to us that you really ARE a guy.

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16. acac Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e055149b6a3a

    You’d best be trolling.

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17. Nils Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: b7d1b98986b3b

    Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

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18. no manhole Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 5:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 08b02dc5f7c94

    Nils said:

    Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

    I think you mean Betsy Ross, air-head. Betty Ford was the wife of former president Gerald Ford, also known for her outspokeness and drinking habit.

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19. Sgt. Asskicker, USMC Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 8:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09b8157b6091f

    Sir, you’ve got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You’re a god damn testament to mankind!

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20. Joseph Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e

    Sgt. Asskicker, USMC said:

    Sir, you’ve got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You’re a god damn testament to mankind!

    So are you and the rest of the Leathernecks, God Bless the Corps!

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