These voice-mails are hysterical! I LMAO with every one.

The best ones are when these Bug-eyed Ball Busting Bitches call and prove how stupid we already know they are.

And the guys that call you to rag on you just prove how pussy-whipped they are. They probably grew up in homes with single mothers, or took classes in womyn’s studies.

And they probably never get laid.

LOL this bitch is hilarious.

“Hit the treadmill” - Dick

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

“plas” “u” “cos” “excelent”

Go away teenage girl. You fail at life. Just go get married and pop out a few children, that should keep you occupied until you die.

My mind is simply blown by the manliness of this place.

I’ve known about this place for a couple weeks now, and I’m still flabbergasted…

Good job Theory, got em. Gets beat by girls at football, my ass.

-Solomon

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Women drivers no survivors.

“Hit the treadmill” - Dick

This is probably the funniest one I heard out of all six.

I can listen to this shit all day.

First :)

As everybody can see, the word is spreading.

It it be on internet, in the military, or on some poor kid living with his single mom.