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Would you like to link to MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but find yourself at a loss for words when doing so. Believe me, I can understand. Sometimes even we men cannot find the best and most powerful words to describe something so awesomely manly as this site. Men and manliness transcend mere words. It is the most obvious thing in the world.
That’s why I created the following banners, images, and other various downloads. Right click and hit Save As. Then upload the images to your website or print them out and post them around town.
-Dick
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August 26th, 2006 at 7:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ccd0615aa7bd
oh look, im demonstrating the same IQ as you!!!
August 26th, 2006 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 199408172af8d
why do you pick on the woman? To hide the fact that you cant get one? x
August 26th, 2006 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ccd0615aa7bd
no response? hmmmm…. i wonder…
August 26th, 2006 at 8:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 455b1e890fbf3
Sophie/Dave/Josh, you are all the same fat smelly whore. At 360 lbs, you are obviously three times what a lady should be, you fat whore. Perhaps that is why you choose to pretend to be three people.
As for the spelling of pedophile, look here, you eStupid whore. Whores do not understand the concept of English and American spelling (much the same way whores don’t understand time zones).
As for the size of my penis, and questioning my sexual preference, behold the Laws of Women that silly cunts like yourself always prove to be correct:
1. No matter how low you set the floor of expectations for a woman, she will inevitably fall below it.
2. When losing a logical argument, a woman will invariably resort to emotional arguments well before any possible concession. Thus, when arguing with a man, a woman will inevitably bring up at least one of a man’s putative: a) homosexuality, b) small penis size, c) lack of a woman, d) unattractiveness to women, e) inability to satisfy a woman, f) cheating with other women. The fact that many of those assertions are logically impossible when combined will not prevent a woman from doing so.
3. A woman exists in the now. As such, to her, actions have no predictable consequences and words mean whatever she wishes them to mean at the moment.
4. Women are easily offended by what they perceive as oral or written assaults on their femininity, intelligence, or other attributes, and respond entirely out of proportion, demonstrating near total ignorance, thereby reinforcing the notion that they are stupid beyond belief. When a woman has lost an argument, she shall start talking complete nonsense (see Law 2).
5. Any action that lacks reason or accountability is by definition feminine.
6. To gain credibility women will pretend to be a man or to speak for a man. Anyone using multiple internet identities is a woman. Internet statements such as “I am a man” almost invariably mean the writer is female.
7. The Only power women have is primarily sexual and secondarily reproductive
August 26th, 2006 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 2da9b7d34e824
Sophie, I have one very obvious question for you. Fuck off my site. No women allowed.
-Dick
August 26th, 2006 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 85eaeaa69c999
Damn you really are stupid. You think people just sit around waiting to respond to you dumbass…
I got a 9 year old that acts more intelligent than you do.
August 26th, 2006 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Big Al wins at teh internets with the DHCP server comment.
Godwin’s law (or more accurately a corollary thereof) says Josh loses.
@Billy. You’re right. Young Josh does remind me of a 9 year-old somewhat more than he reminds me of a 19-year-old.
-wolfe
August 26th, 2006 at 11:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ccd0615aa7bd
Its going to take a while to respond to all that (I had to stop laughing first).
OK, first of all Soph was using the correct English spelling (not the American way) good demonstration of ignorance there. Points 1 - 5 are laughable (trust me, me and my friends [yes, I have friends, not internet acquaintances] are having a good laugh at this right now). If point six is true then let me ask this question, are you a man?
In response to ‘Dick’ maybe you should review basic English and realise that ‘Fuck off my site. No women allowed.’ is not a question. Surely your mantastic manliness can even tell this.
And Billy, I simply post things here because I find it funny, so to Dave and Soph. Whether I wait for a response doesn’t change the fact that you have actually responded, way to make your argument redundant at the first possible opportunity.
If I remind you of a 9 year old then why am I getting such angry, aggressive responses from grown men(?).
‘Big Al wins the internets with the DHCP server argument’? OK… Does saying server allot make you feel better about yourself?
Keep ‘em coming guys; you might eventually be able to make a comment that isn’t fundamentally flawed…
August 26th, 2006 at 1:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The cretinity of cousine Itte here is unfathomable. I should know. Nearly drowned in it myself. I am speechless.
How do you responded to perfect, flawless stupidity?
At a loss for words. Posting privileges should definitely be removed. No 2 ways about it.
August 26th, 2006 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
sonyad, that RX8 is indeed sweet. I can see why you feel that way about it.
August 26th, 2006 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0ccd0615aa7bd
If you honestly can’t make sense of my post then there is something wrong somewhere, take your time over the sentances, read them out aloud if necessary.
Feel free to remove posting privelages, only shows desperation.
Goodnight, feel free to validate yourselfs by posting self flattering remarks…
August 26th, 2006 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Ah. The ubiquitos trolle.
August 26th, 2006 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: da133a9cfcfe8
American English is arguably an older form than that currently used in the UK and her other (later)colonies. Some people would argue therefore that it is the purer form. Unfortunately, given that there are numerous dialects existing within Greater London alone, it’s all rather subjective.
In the meantime you prove your femininity by focusing on the appearence of the words rather than the ideas and concepts being communicated.
Now, Joshie, any man would understand exactly what the question was. It doesn’t need to be stated. Only women need to vomit forth each and every moronic, neurotic, neuronic piece of verbiage that fleetingly occurs to them.
That dick doesn’t explicitly state the question doesn’t mean we don’t know exactly what that question is. So when you say ‘Fuck off my site. No women allowed’ is not a question you are correct. It is a directive. However you missed the implied question altogether.
In actual fact by omitting the words altogether dick has managed to imply several very relevant questions extremely efficiently thus proving his own extraordinary manliness.
Given that you are probably a woman, and certainly are feminine, trust becomes a rather fluid concept. Regarding point six you misunderstand. It is unsolicited pronouncements of maleness that are refered to here. It is analogous to women who claim to be “strong and independant” as a way of gaining validation from others.
We find it most amusing too.
Do you honestly think we haven’t had countless other women try the same thing?
News flash! We’re onto the feminine passive aggressive attempts at provoking angry reactions in order to promote their female victimhood. We’re quite happy for you to continue. With each and every post you add more weight to our position.
While on the subject of spelling just what is “server allot”? Is correct spelling something you only expect of others? Given your track record of criticising the spelling others use don’t you think it’s incumbent on yourself to take some care with your own?
Perfection exists only in a void.
(others here should note the use of elipses)
August 27th, 2006 at 3:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 51c181ca55013
Seriously guys you need to get a life. I really do feel sorry for you. P.s - I am not a woman and neither is Josh. Just because we are not sexist does not automatically mean we are women. I understand your lack of success with women has led you to somewhat resent them but in doing so you do yourself no favours. If you stopped being so arrogant and opened your eyes you might actually have a girlfriend …. Grow up and stop living in your sheltered lives
August 27th, 2006 at 3:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Droll. The “P. S.” is bulkier than the “A. S.”s
Sock puppet Dave, you “need” to fuck off this site. Seriously. Just because I say this doesn’t automatically mean I give a fuck in glass hut about your cunt.
I understand your lack of cock and balls erks you here and there with your cock and bull shit advice. Perhaps it can just as easily whisk you away.
Now piss off and make hot sock puppet love to ready willing and able sophie over there, behind yander haystack. I hear woolen socks are the best.
August 27th, 2006 at 3:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 51c181ca55013
You’d know mate. Your last comment was mint. Well done
August 27th, 2006 at 4:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 2da9b7d34e824
Which order would you recommend doing that in, Dave? You seem to be knowledgeable on the subject.
-Dick
August 27th, 2006 at 4:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 51c181ca55013
id recommend growing up first, shortly followed by getting a life. then maybe you guys won’t be so scared of women
August 27th, 2006 at 5:00 am - IP Man-Hash: d61d7b2a879bb
We’re all grown up here fuckwit.
It’s why many of us don’t touch western women. Good news though, you can have them all!
In time… the slut who’s finger you’re pathetically wrapped around will show her true nature…
Then you will beg for our teachings.
August 27th, 2006 at 6:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ccd0615aa7bd
The day I beg for your teachings is the day I become a lonely, desperate person who needs gratification from other men.
If you feel the need to correct grammer and spelling because you can’t find anything else to argue about then fair enough.
‘We’re all grown up here fuckwit’ - Ha Ha