I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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wow though ive said it twice…. A WOMAN fully no sex change/ or female clothes. A woman that was born with a vagina. No smart woman looks up to freaking Tara Reid. come on now how fabricated is that survey
I think she means Transexuals. Doesn’t matter though, both are also better than women.
Hmm that was clever. Not. No just an intelligent female. Not little teenagers who look up to sluts like Paris Hilton
Transvestites?
I dont know what skanks you got to do that survey but noone i know looks up to Paris Hilton or fucking Tara Reid. Why dont you get some women who arent mentally retarded to do your little surveys
Every time I hear “marriage” from a woman I think of wiping my ass eternally with a goddamn corncob.
My requirements for marriage (and hence, why I am not married):
(A) None I have been with are any good in bed ENOUGH to keep forever. Or, until anullment/divorce.
(B) I like my money. You like my money too you bitch. Fuck you.
(C) We are equals. I state now that I equally do not fucking care about your version of marriage. Definitely a prenup, don’t EVEN say no.
(D)This is my house, and my car. You touch either, I beat on you until my arm is tired. I may love you, but I can change that the first second I think you are going to fuck me out of any DVD’s of mine, OR my big screen.
Life is compromise. And negotiation. Notice I did not say “ass fucked in divorce”. Thanks to females and Oprah, I am not so fucking stupid as to get married unless the gal is AWESOME in bed. Then she can have half my shit in the divorce, but I better get at LEAST 10 years of that pussy. She defaults on my shit if she fucks around.
Marriage is a union. I would enjoy that if women treated men as equals and not as servants. I will NOT work for you as a slave and bring my money home so you can bitch about being broke. You have the choice my “Equal” wife. Go to fucking work, or stay home and shut the fuck up.
If you go to work, you get half of jack shit. After all, you are working and have money, you don’t need mine you greedy bitch. A whore is eminently cheaper anyway.
And this attitude of mine, thank God, keeps women from marrying me. Been close once, infinitely enjoy every day I am NOT.
“Love” for me is “good pussy and good food and not fucking every other guy I know while married to you”. I would fight every single Chinese in the world for all of those at the same time. “Love” for women is having a weak fucking man with no backbone who is NOT a man at all. Jellyfish have more backbone than quoted and literal references of women who want “romance”.
You dont know shit. Now go play with your dolls.
Billy, you’re married. Why would you feel sorry for a man who falls in love? You wouldn’t be married if you didn’t love your wife.
Because you actually think we care about your opinion.
I feel sorry for any man who falls in love with a western women today.
Thats right.. He is in for hell because the average women don’t love anybody and they ruin lives everywhere thy go while they blame a man every step of the way. And the girls will always take her side and say “men are such dogs.” Because women are gullible lke this. Most women have no sense of justice and absolutely no lgoical thinking. That is factual.
Why?
Ditto for you.
Nothing quite like a budding feminist to dumb down intelligent discourse.
Women get custody because. They’re women, that’s all the reason they require before the law. Or usually have, for that matter.
Any more imbecilic bullshit you’d like to add?
I feel sorry for you.
‘Love is a myth’
- thats just plain sad that you think that.
Ha. Hypocrite. Not worth the time.
Love is a myth. Something men do with mostly regret.. Women are stupid ingrates and don’t love any one but themselves.
You’re wrong on every account. Because you make some stupid remark does not mean you know more about something.
The only thing women know more about is feminine hygiene and that is because men don’t need to know. But we do know when it’s is being neglected. Because women naturally smell rotten.
No you’re just ignoring facts. More women stay at home to look after children than men. How many house husbands do you know?
Hardly, if not never.
You could change “marriage” to “stalking” in that sentence and it wouldn’t make it any more or less correct.
-Dick