I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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MansVoice, what in the world do you think you are doing? Because really, you tell me not to over-generalize and stereotype, yet that is what most of the men on this site are doing. If you don’t like being generalized don’t generalize me. I know I am not perfect, and I know I am no better than any of the men or women who read this, do you?
Most likely not if you think men are better than women. Get used to the fact that you men are no better than women.
Both sexes cheat, lie, and whore around. And neither side is made attractive by it.
Mansman…you astound me. Telling me to “fuck off” is so juvenile. But then again, you are a little boy aren’t you.
Any of you men who would like to call me a hypocrit and tell me to practice what I preach listen up. I am only doing what you are doing. Don’t like it? Then don’t do it.
Your sorrow is not required. Fuck off.
I am an Asian, Singaporean. I wasnt here because my love affair fell through. In fact, I have great relationships with almost all the women that I know. Despite this, I see the dangers of feminism and the way in which it demeans men and mocks the patriachy. I will not my gender fall or the patriachy. That is why I am here. I am a fighter. I dont care how you perceive us men. I just know that gradually, day by day, I am convincing more and more of my countrymen against the vile disease that is feminism.
Again, you over-generalize and stereotype us simply because you wish to appear to be on the moral high ground. Get off the fucking high horse. You have no fucking right to judge us or any other man. Thats so womanly. We didnt make the wrong choice. The facts are there. Men are better than women. Whether or not you wish to believe it, its up to you. You arent whom we are interested in passing on this sacred message anyway …
i think im beginning to understand. i feel sorta sorry for you men. the only females you happen to know are the ones girls like me eat for lunch(figuratively speaking of course) but at least now i understand why my ex didnt choose me over the fruity tooty idiot girl…you men complain about having these stupid females around you but all in all…instead of picking the smart and pretty, nice girl…you choose the bitchy stupid girl that you now spend all this time complaining about. It makes me want to cry. dont blame us though because you made the wrong choice in a girlfriend and wife…we arent all alike and and neither are you men.
yes i realzize i made spelling mistakes in this….and as you men pointed out…im too lazy too fix them… :)
I have to ask this question: In order to laugh YOUR ass off, you’d have to laugh for a REALLY long time, right?
The laws of women continually work! Dumb bitch.
*sigh* thanks, Crystal, for making us women look look like morons. Geez, first post, straight to ad hominem attacks.
Like little robots.
Groupthink. Hive mind.
I still don’t see where they get this homosexuality shit from. Women’s sense of deduction is nothing but a clusterfucktion.
That is on the first page of the feminasty handbook. Thanks for the continuing proof that women have less intelligence than we once gave you credit for. Women are like robots except robots are useful to man.
I have been reading sections of your wonderful site… As I have been laughing my ass off on the things you have wrote about, I have to ask this question. : Are you a gay man? I was just wondering if some woman has stollen your secret gay lover away from you and now you dont wish to be like us anymore, now you just want to hate on us……. Is this sounding fimilar in any way? Well anyways, I love your site, keep up the good work. And dont worry if he loves you fuckin him in the ass that much Im sure he’ll come back to you. :) Have a nice day.
Hey, SGM, that actually isn’t unreasonable. Hostile, but not unreasonable. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not at all saying you shouldn’t be hostile. You have a fat chance of getting what you want.
But really, it isn’t unreasonable. Since I’ve become involved with the men’s rights movement, I’ve talked to a lot of men, and one thing is consistent. You really are easy to please. Some genuine love and affection; good, regular sex; fidelity; a hot meal; a pleasant home (notice how pleasant doesn’t necessarily equal spotless, ladies); a good conversation. That’s pretty much it. Since I’ve started acting that way, my husband does sweet things for me on a very regular basis.
So simple, men’s needs and wants are.
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I am curious. You call yourself a “TrueFeminist” so tell me… exactly what the fuck does that mean? You are behaving just like every other feminist on this site; Female etc whom have no inkling whatsoever of what you are talking about. True, men are disgrunted. Men are pissed. Wonder why? Since you are all for equality, mind telling me what you are going to do if you are canadian a) Ontario’s bill or if you are an american b) VEVA(some violence against women crap organisation - basically a useless shit fem run camp)
You going to lash out at those female hate sites too? Please stop with the double standards. You arent welcome here and are contineously greeted with the same crude and crass comments because you are uncaring, cynical and bias.
Women are greedy, possessive, petty, neurotic, material-worshipping, lazy, handout-accepting, man-sucking attention starved whores.
But then this site proves that, so what am I typing this for?
Who the hell is Tara Reid. Is she some fucking actress or something. Women need to get there face out of celebrities’s asses and worry about real shit in the world. People in North Korea are being tortured and slaved, people in Africa are starving to death, WE HAVE FUCKING TROOPS IN IRAQ. But oh no, women care about these stupid “famous” actresses who don’t do a goddamn thing for the world except show their tits off
It’s sad to understand the world and truth? What is sad about that? Please, give a reason for any “points” you try to make. (If you want any points that men have to make, please refer to this site: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com, you’ll find what you need.)
Why do you think men can’t be happy without “love”. Everyone here is happier WITHOUT women. I can’t make it simpler. Go have oral sex with a murderer.
You are absolutely right!!! I can’t believe it!! You understood Dick’s point. Marriage is stupid because women make marriage intolerable and painful. Usually, when one thinks that something is stupid, there is a man-reason for it (women don’t have reason for anything). I guess, somehow, you expect men to love the pain and stupidity of marriage? What exactly is your point? It’s almost like you try to insult men by saying that women are impossible to live with…good job, demon.
yeah… exactly… the only thing in society that we have to fight to get our hands on.. our own children… then as in my case… the Mom gets married… has two more kids, claims welfare, claims half my paycheck in child support, makes her man work under the table and claim all sorts of welfare etc…, lives in her mom’s house and does absolutely nothing while I slave 60-80 hours a week to support her effin lifestyle.. oh and let not forget I was actually too nice to file a police report when she violated the court order of visitation.. because I didn’t want to send a preggie to jail…. not to mention I know women that live in fuckin mansions because the actually somehow manage to get their loser of an ex husband to pay 7500 big ones a month for a kid?? Can we say Fat, lazy and stupid??? I think so…!! Um… Lady? Just cuz ya’ll sometimes get custody don’t make ya’ll shit!!