I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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I wouldn’t mind cooking for my hypothetical wife as the odd exception to the rule.
Most certainly, the man should also reign over the barbeque, for sure.
But what’s so revolting about amalgamating exquisite culinary treats for the man (persons) you (supposedly) love?
I really don’t see what’s with all the feminist stigma about. Unless you’re some fugly feminist butch battleaxe hag that sees marriage as subservience akin to slavery.
Which you’ll still longingly regret after when the years have sought you into old age and you’re microwaving some cat food for your politcally correct spouse.
By the way Clair it was meant to say more instead of less.
Clair explain how a woman making a good home is problematic? Men work on average 12-15 hours less a week out of the home. What do you think should happen? He works more out of the home and then you split the household duties equally?
As far as sex get real. If it wasn’t for that one thing men wouldn’t bother with women. Seriously. We don’t care about your problems or supporting you.
Men shouldn’t have to do nice things to get some. Just like you shouldn’t have to blow some guy to get him to treat you with some respect. It works both ways.
Sex is a requirement for marriage. In fact it’s a divocable thing. I believe its called not fullfilling your matrimonial duties.
You can bet your left nut that Clair never mentioned this shit to hubby BEFORE getting married. Right Clair? Damn right!!
She’ll get her poor behaviour reward…hubby will be humping his secretary before Clair can finish saying “Fuck that was MY fault”.
See how you pretend you shouldn’t have to cook or make a pleasant home. Then you are only good for sex, as in sex object.
Any woman who refuses to put out for her husband certainly don’t love him. Think! Forget it, you proved you are lacking in this area.
A women has no right to withhold sex from her hubby accept if she is ill.
You women demand but desire that nobody demands you. Hypocrite in the first degree. And you prove that you have aquired the femvirus.
You are shallow
How the hell would you know about real men?
You should find out how real women behave.
Wrong. Real men dare to stand up to women and the lies of feminism, make their stand and oppose it.
Its weak feminized beta males which bow the knee to your self serving doctrine. Yet all they want is to get laid and get that pussy. Thats why women find them desperate. For me, women appreciate me for who I am, how I dare to stand up for my rights and ‘be a man’.
You are in place, really, to judge what it means to be a ‘real man’ because women and feminists typically use this plot to make men submit to their bullshit.
Put hubby on so we can rescue him…lets see how much you DON’T trust him.
Like I said, real men OPPOSE men like yourself.
These Clair types are the “bottom of the barrel” women MABTW warns about. You really have to feel sorry for the husband on this one.
If he discovers the MABTW traces on their computer and gets a bit savvy, he might be able to escape her before she stakes her claim over the house HE earned.
Wake up!! John Doe. Read your wife’s posts here. Then run like hell. I’ll make it easy for you to spot this advice….CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR CLAIR -okay, he should be able to see that, we hope.
Ha. Sounds like you got cut. Good.
“If you wear a halter-top, men will look at your titties. If you have the brain and social capacity of a three-year-old, he isn’t dating you to make his parents proud. Your type must offer your sexuality to a man because I assure you, no matter how hard you try to fool yourself, that he isn’t listening to how your day was because he wants to what color eyeliner some random slut put on.”
Nice work stereo-typing. I can do that to.
“Sex is mutual pleasure, not a tool to exploit yourself in exchange for favors/money.”
…When did I ever say that??Try sayin something that had to do with what I was saying next time.
Oh, and if there is only “man-talk” here. I guess you should leave. As real men are not sexists. They treat all people with respect, love and dignity, and do not use foul, derogitive language to “enhance” their argument. Real men, OPPOSE men like yourself.
Shut up, cunt. That sort of frigid behavior will get you thrown out on the street during divorce season - when child custody and alimony becomes equal opportunity. Sex is mutual pleasure, not a tool to exploit yourself in exchange for favors/money.
You are a stupid cunt. If you wear a halter-top, men will look at your titties. If you have the brain and social capacity of a three-year-old, he isn’t dating you to make his parents proud. Your type must offer your sexuality to a man because I assure you, no matter how hard you try to fool yourself, that he isn’t listening to how your day was because he wants to what color eyeliner some random slut put on.
You are just too stupid - I’m sorry, you are too delusional and crazy. We only have man-talk here, not exchanging rumors with your vindictive catty bitch-friends, so we are going to have to ask you to leave.
What’s wrong with you?! You supported a man that out right stated the first important thing to him is a woman that’s good in bed!
Yeah, thats not supporting the idea that women are nothing but sex objects. Thats not putting us back in the womens movement.
“You really are easy to please… regular sex; … a hot meal; a pleasant home… That’s pretty much it. Since I’ve started acting that way, my husband does sweet things for me on a very regular basis.”
The parts I left out the parts I agree with, but any human should be entitled to that.
Regular sex. That should not be a requirement. If a man is upset with you because you don’t put out for you enough, guess what? He don’t love you. Same goes for women.
A hot meal? NEITHER sex should be expected to fulfill gender stereo-types. Women should not be expected to cook meals purely cause they have a vagina. Men shouldn’t have to slave away just because they have a penis. Who ever in the relationship that enjoys cooking or has done the least amount of work for the day should be the one who cooks.
Pleasant home. Yet again. NOT purely the womens job.
If I were you, and my husband only started doing “sweet” things for me on a regular basis because I started acting like a different women, I’d be worried. Don’t you think they should love you for who you are? It shouldn’t matter if you don’t feel like having sex, or you want him to do the cooking or if you want to be a homemaker. I think thats shallow.
@Der Ubermensch:
The only thing you miss is that it’s not just the posts of the women here. It’s women in general who are chock full of only hate, sex, and fucking nonsense.
And yes, you’re absolutely right.
How can you guys just sit back and let this guy marinade in self-pity?
He’s a man, that’s how. Sooner or later, he’ll get his shit together. That’s what men do.
And is it just me, or is every single post by a woman here chock-full of three things and three things only:
1. Hate
2. Sex
3. Fucking nonsense
Or when I say malays score lower academically than chinese in exams, its fact. Sure, it sucks to hear that but its FACT.
Kristina, saying ‘There are more white people than black people in England’ is not generalising or racist.
It’s probably true.
We do not over generalize and stereotype because what we say is backed up by facts and careful evaluation of the situation at hand. You gave me a question … I shall answer that “I am better than you”. Munch on that.
Why should I get used to the idea that men are no better than women? Men have conquered the oceans, the skies and even space. Women collectively as a gender accomplished jackshit even with the help of affirmative action. I can brag because my gender is better than yours. Thats a fact. If you are sad, awww… cry me a fucking river.
True, both sexes cheat, lie and whore around. But men have special prerogatives being owners and builders of this world. This means we are entitled guilt free passes to not cleaning/washing and sleeping around. Jealous? Awww. As for cheating and lying… those are pretty much synonymous with being a woman in contrast with men where words like “integrity” and “honor” are commonplace in our dictionary. Thats the way your gender is … and thats the way we are going to put it to you. Like I said earlier, TAKE IT OR PUT OUT!
Women are not allowed. If you want to stay, you face the consequences.
Er nope sorry. We actually have a right to be here. We fucking EARNED the right.
YOU HEAR ME BITCH? EARN THE RIGHT THEN FUCKING COME BACK AND THEN START TELLING US WHAT TO DO!!!
*kills a small animal*
Boo hoo. The virgin girlchild weeps.