I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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Now, what i find is an explaination to your sight and posts is that you hold the entire female gender to Paris Hilton and Tara Reid?
Fine then, do you just so happen to be exactly like that guy that said fire crotch?
i don’t know who the guy was that said it i’m sick and tired of celebrities
but maybe you should back your posts up with people other that those sluts in the media?
Now, what i find is an explaination to your sight and posts is that you hold the entire female gender to Paris Hilton and Tara Reid?
Fine then, do you just so happen to be exactly like that guy that said fir =e crotch?
i don’t know who the guy was that said it i’m sick and tired of celebrities
but maybe you should back your posts up with people other that those sluts in the media?
I saw it as 95 percent likely she was being sarcastic. Or trying to be.
And? Don’t be ageist.
it’s because you need to fuk off.. you’re not welcome here
I saw a girl on here genuinely apologize for her gender, and some guy told her that she is an entitlement whore and can go get fucked. Explain that.
That makes us two of a kind then, i guess..because guess what, i have multiple orgasms every time i have sex with my partner. Just because you can’t please a female doesn’t mean no other male can.
Sorry this is irrelevant, but King Wang reminded me of it. Did you know that Spartan boys were in the army when they were 7?
I do believe Jenn would be the reason Stiletto’s are common, and a woman’s sense of logic is not………
By posting ANY comment EVER on this site, you are publicly and privately stating in loud fucking letters that:
YOU, AS A FEMALE, ARE A FUCKING RETARDED REPRESENTATION OF ALL OF THE FEMININE POPULATION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Oh, and the Man-Law is easy: The stronger own the weaker, unless you fuck up like everyone and self-own once in a while.
Last time I looked, men still know how to use guns by the age of 7, and women still have the inability to use machines of any complexity except the washer, dryer and the Curling Iron by the time they are 43.
I am guessing that would mean women suck, and are inferior. Only a man would create something to put the inferior gender into place.
God dammnit would S just stop being such a fucking douchebag?
God damn it, would Jenn just shut the fuck up?
This laws stands as this site stands. Anywhere else, it might differ. There is no scientific justification but if you wish for it to be justified… I will save it till the end to break it to you. If you wish to feel oppressed, go ahead. The superior gender is allocated these rights on this site and go cry “sexism” - the very existence of this site was founded upon that.
Ready for the reason why men are given this right?
Because…
Men are better than women.
Because men aren’t given everything and coddled.
So men are given this right from birth? And women must earn the right? Explain to me scientifically, how this justified.
No this law works for men only. It is extended only to women who have proven themselves worthy. Like what Mansman said, by default - women who come here fit into the box fit into the stereotypes that have been stated. This is the exact nature of this site and it is exactly how it operates.
I belive men are superior to women yet equal because unfortunatly women are living breathing reproduction machines.
Thanks Jenn. Now get the word out.
Ok then. Is it ok for rational, composed and fair women to use the same argument?
In all honesty I actually do believe you with this argument. If a rational, composed and fair person resorts to insults then it probably wasn’t uncalled for. I just want to know if you extend this thought to women.
But I can speak for the men on this site because in general, they are more rational, composed and fair eg. Dakota, Wolfe etc.
Yes Mike, you’re right. No matter what, the man will get off. But don’t you think it makes a difference if the woman just lies there or gives a lazy blowjob instead of actually doing the things that she knows turns him on? There’s a difference between sex and good sex and once again, when you love someone, you’ll do anything to make it good sex. And he does the same for me.