I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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Dont pick on Paris or Tara they are fantasic role models for young children, i one day want to be like them and hopefully my 13 year old daughter will too, you forgot to mention the irrepressible Miss Ritchie, now theres a women with class.
“Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother”
No wonder you think women are stupid! You’re hanging out with a bunch of idiots. Dude, we can’t help it if you make bad choices. Get the hell out of wherever you are and look for people who function on a basic human level.
Hah. I’m just kidding. People almost never change their opinions, so it doesn’t matter who you hang around or what anyone says about them.
Clair honey,
entomology is insect zoology.
Yes, unlike you I know facts, not old myths.
I’m not going to become a crack whore
I am going to become an investment banker, either that or in 2 years I will be able to get an internship at a film company
My dream carreer is to be a producer, considering I am very good at predicting television
Unlike another post that Dick has made was that women don’t watch movies with their eyes, only with their ears
well, i have watched an entire movie in Spanish, without subtitles and understood it, and i take French!
So while you say everything against women, i am able to know that i am the opposite of what you say
Since when the hell did I condone rape or speak highly of it? I just dont make it a point to bother about someone else’s POV. Everyone is entitled to their POV. Why should I be raped just because I dont challenge another person’s POV? You are a perfect example of what Dick is writing about - A facist whore. Go fuck yourself.
So anyone that doesnt feel very passionate for your cause deserves to be raped? What kind of fucking logic is that? And you praise Miss Human for talking about “choices”. Fucking hypocrite - seriously, you are a joke.
Also ‘Fica’ Italian slang for ‘cunt’, and ‘Ficcare’ Italian for ‘Fuck’ and ‘Vaffanculo’ meaning ‘Fuck Off’.
And no, deary, that isn’t a debating skill.
Really, are you sure? I’ve heard that one before to, but I’ve heard the acronym one so much more often. Did you actually know that, or did you google it outta spite?
False. The origination of the word is uncertain but it most likely comes from Anglo Saxon origin. A likely candidate is the German word ficken, which means to copulate.
I hope these aren’t the debating skills you were bragging about.
You’re spelling “fuck” wrong. The c is necessary. The word is actually an acronym for “Fornicate Under Command of the King”. A little entomology for ya.
Clair stop being a cunt and go the fuk away.
I know it’s not possible to stop being a cunt, so fukoff.
Clair also saids:
Then you might feel passionate about it, and comments made praising it.
That was directed at mv after him not feeling very passionate about comments that glorify rape, namely this one.
After Dick said:Clair, shut the fuck up. Rape helps more people than it hurts.
-Dick
(Same link)
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/man-time-capsule/comment-page-2/# comments
I’m not sure what your talking about. But if your talking about me supporting people that rape innocents, to be themselves raped then, yes. Yes I do. Along with other form of punishments.
Anyway, where did that come from?
I was siply stating that you guys, although claiming to be the rational, calm and collected sex, can not remain that way when in the face of someone who is being irrational because they have just been attacked first. Would it be so beyond you to stay calm, and put forward your interpretation of the site in a non aggressive manner. Then see if they return the favour, if not then they deserve the abuse. Its only fair, and I’ve only seen a few people here do that. 1 or 2 actually.
For someone who advocates rape on another, you shouldnt be talking so much shit Clair.
Well the men and women that start up here opening with that post have been attacked first. So, their anger is justified.
You on the other hand, have no sensitivity to these people, so instead of being the supposedly calm and rational men that you are, you resort to the EXACT same tactics as those who are in an state of irrational mind.
Clearly, Clair is fucktarded or she doesnt comprehend basic sarcasm. Dont be a fucking hypocrite. You are condemning men for insulting the women who post here? Well, guess fucking what - I’m sure the “gay” and “small penis” jokes must have slided through your deluded brain.
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