I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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Well…I’ve been been so inspired by this site that I just had to post. Women are whores because they only want a man if they can get something from the relationship. Most won’t stick with a man when he is busting his ass trying to make something of his life…but the minute he graduates and gets a high paying job…she suddenly develops a keen interest and falls in “love”. I think what they really fall in love with is all the shit she can get from him and really she doesn’t give a fuck about the guy. The women that do stick with a guy are usually in a relationship with a guy that has no ambition and treats them like shit, but they love it. Try being a nice guy and women have no interest. I think women are naturally attracted to guys that are fuck ups just so they can have someone to place all the blame on. On the flip side, men for the most part, don’t care about what type of job a chick works…yes I said chick…I could just hear all those feminine bitches menstruating now. We don’t expect a woman to do SHIT for us because we can do it ourselves. I would be more concerned with the quality of the individual rather than how much they make. But women are fucktards and always put themselves in a shitty relationship and then blame all “man”kind for their miserable lives.
To CS-
“Women only desire to get a job, so they can buy sparkly shit, shop for shoes, spend money on facials even though they go to the tanning salon (sun is bad for you skin you leather faced cunts,) all the in the hopes of making themselves attractive enough to dupe some poor schmuck into putting a rock on their hand and getting all their shit paid for by said poor schmuck.”
And I suppose that paying the mortgage and bills and buying food for the month fall under “sparkly shit?”
Not all women shop for the sake of shopping, for future reference.
Now that you have brought it up, I’m curious. What about the women that remain single throughout their life? What is their purpose for working.
“Women cannot fix things. They cannot create things. They cannot think beyond their vapid world of cosmetics and bubblegum and celebrity scandals. They cannot accomplish any task you assign them in a timely or correct manner. They cannot run companies. They can’t do shit except sit around at home with wide eyes waiting on their husbands to come home and make their sperm donation for the day.”
I’ll grant that some women are completely incompetent when it comes to repair. However, I know there are women auto shop workers, plumbers, and electricians. As for women not being creative, what about Anna Cromenburch, Rolinda Sharples, or Marie Zimmermann? I would like to know what has led you to believe that women cannot accomplish tasks in a timely manner? Is it because you have an ineffective secretary?
As for women being incapable of running companies, what about Muriel Siebert of Siebert & Co stockbroking, or Anne Mulcahy of Xerox? Do they seem like ineffective women who cannot run companies?
I believe you should calm down and take a more broad spectrum view of women, even though your experience with one group of them appears to be subpar. Perhaps then, after some research you will see that not all women are ineffective, “bubblegum brained and overly cosmeticed leeches.”
Absolute truth for the most part. All women are whores as they have traded sex for money, flowers, puppies, etc, at one time in their past. Now unfortunately this makes men tricks as they paying for sex, and I’ll admit that did that in the past until I reached down and grabbed my balls and said I’M A FUCKING MAN, FUCK THIS SHIT. Us men need to stand up and say something about this shit or else it’s going to keep going on. I no longer drop a dime on any female and it’s worked wonders.
And they can’t get enough of it. Fuck spending your hard earned money that you earned because you made the world a better place (I work for a civil engineering company by the way.) Guess who faxes my shit and takes my calls when I’m out of the office? A WOMAN!
Women only desire to get a job, so they can buy sparkly shit, shop for shoes, spend money on facials even though they go to the tanning salon (sun is bad for you skin you leather faced cunts,) all the in the hopes of making themselves attractive enough to dupe some poor schmuck into putting a rock on their hand and getting all their shit paid for by said poor schmuck.
Women cannot fix things. They cannot create things. They cannot think beyond their vapid world of cosmetics and bubblegum and celebrity scandals. They cannot accomplish any task you assign them in a timely or correct manner. They cannot run companies. They can’t do shit except sit around at home with wide eyes waiting on their husbands to come home and make their sperm donation for the day.
And all you women who exist solely on your looks…what are you going to do when you start getting wrinkles or your tits start sagging? NOTHING! Because by then you’ve hopefully snared a man into marriage and you’re taken care of. That’s all you whores aspire to do, is leech off a man.
O LAWD! You probably aren’t the first idiot to notice a line of text at the bottom of every single page of this website. Hell I noticed it long before I read your dumb ass comment, and as far as Yahoo and CNN goes, they should be proud to share network with a website that does great justices to mankind such as this one.
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All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
Great post. I really enjoyed it. I will have to bookmark this site for later.
My my, aren’t we all going for the jugular here.
Let me see…
To Doubt- Why is it you believe that women are incapable of earning something? Or do you think that women like myself just work 40 hours a week for “fun?”
To Arbalest- So if women are only whores because they are “incapable of realizing they are whores,” where does that leave the women that do? Also, why deny the fact that, as cliche as it is, men are a part of sexual relations with women? What if it’s the man, and not the woman, cheating?
To Jack- How exactly is anyone “forced” to be a blue-collar worker? If the person really wanted the education that badly, there would be no reason for them not to get it.
And as for the overall ‘article,’ although there are those women that choose to follow “role models” such as Paris Hilton, there are many that aspire to achieve greater things. Those women hope to follow the likes of Amelia Earhart and Marie Curie. I pity those women that find Paris Hilton an actual role model; they obviously have a skewed view on reality.
Holy shit! You’re gonna be a ‘DNA Criminalist’? Wow! How many episodes of CSI do you have to watch before you can send in your box-tops? Does your ‘degree’ come with an autographed picture of David Caruso, or maybe a secret decoder ring? I’ve always wanted one of those…
Ok… got the sarcasm out of my system.
Amelia, hunny, most the MEN here do have an education. Some don’t. Either way, its trivial and doesn’t matter. They’re still men, and more capable than you. Whether a MAN chooses to educate himself and pursue a ‘white-collar’ job, or as is more often the case, is forced into a ‘blue-collar’ vocation by either the direct or indirect actions of a woman, has no bearing on the FACT that he will perform in a superior manner at whatever he does, when compared to a woman.
That was a helluva run-on sentance, and it took a lot out of me… excuse me while I pause to reflect.
Amelia: please, by all means, continue with your lack luster education at wichever local jr. college it is that you attend. Please keep listening to the socialist filth that your pseudo-professors keep spewing… most of whom are likely either wannabe feminists, or followers of the great Tim Leary who had their testes (and/or left cerebral hemispheres) chemically removed/rendered ineffectual by LSD sometime during LBJ’s term in office.
May God have mercy on Western civilization… for fucks sake.
Keep up the good work Dick.
-Jack
p.s.: Clair,
etymology = words
entomology = creepy crawlies
feminism = shut the fuck up already… really… no I’m serious…. just shut the fuck up
Haha!
Dumb Cunt!
Back to the kitchen, bitch. A pair of dick’s socks is a more productive member of society than you ever will be.
I think you need some higher education. It would be good for you. When I’m not studying to be a DNA criminalist I come on this website and get a break from my studies. Reminds me of how pieces of crap like you will die and the rest of the world will go on not even realizing you ever existed as anything. Its okay, you are the crud I step on every day. You’ll pass on and nothing you have ever said will ever be recorded in history. As for the rest of us we will make a difference in the world and pass on leaving history behind. Good Luck with your studies:)
Sigourney Weaver in Alien? Well that is not exectly female right. The first movie was amazing though? The other parts are total crap.
“Because you do realize it takes 2 to tango, therefore for every time a women sleeps with a man, there IS man involved just as much as a woman”
What if the woman doesn’t let the man know that she is cheating on someone for him?
Because you do realize it takes 2 to tango, therefore for every time a women sleeps with a man, there IS man involved just as much as a woman.
The reason why we point out that women are whores is because women have proven themselves incapable of seeing themselves as one. Instead they go on about how they’re not the only ones being whores. Until women start taking responsibility for their own actions instead of going on about “OMG MEN DO IT TOO LOLOLOLOL” we have no choice but to do it for you.
Ha, once again, you guys have succeeded in making me laugh. But seriously, what is the real reason you think all women are whores? Because you do realize it takes 2 to tango, therefore for every time a women sleeps with a man, there IS man involved just as much as a woman. So men and women are whores on an equal level, if you insist on calling them whores. I know someone will probably comment back and cuss me out, but I am really actually wondering about this, and I’m not trying to sound like a smart mouth. So please, don’t take offense, I’m just throwing something out there.
I don’t like this attitude you’re taking with me, little miss. I’d really like to know where this girly-girl gets all of her life-experience - where in the fuck she would know what it’s like to EARN something, not BITCH about a gift not being enough.
Ok, first of all why should you two turn to insults?
You should read my post carefully, doubt, I’m in no way putting myself as an equal to you and much less have I mentioned anything about being better than you. In fact, I don’t believe in equality, nor in chauvinism or feminism.
And King Wang, open your eyes, men do it too. Fashion is not only for women, and face it, there is a large group of men that follows blindly something that isn’t really a good role model.
Also, how does killing and beating the shit out of “stuff” make you better?
You see, what she is trying do is justify women and there useless fuckups by saying “oh men do it too”.
Bullshit. Men kill stuff, and beat the shit out of other stuff.
Men don’t walk on the pretense of “but everyone else is doing it”, because women already do that at the Church of Lameness and Inoriginal Lemming Thoughts. AKA- Fashion. AKA- Anything women do.
Being a Ewe makes you not at all less the sheep you are. And stupid is not a virtue for you to crow about.
A girl, we didn’t seem to care what you lying girly-girls said before you came here.
You’re stupid and do not know near what you think you know or even have a tenth of the life experience we have. By the way, what is hipocresy? A little word we’re supposed to figure out from the sleazy little western whore who decided to be equal to or even better than me?