I Want To Be A Crack Whore When I Grow Up!
We all know that men are better than women at everything; I’ve discussed and proved many reasons why on this site. Men are stronger. Men are smarter. Men are able to put their thoughts into words in order to communicate whereas women can’t mentally hold onto anything that isn’t sparkly or fluffy.
It’s true. Men are the super adhesive man-glue that holds society together by the seat of its ass, and women are that crappy sticky strip that holds Post It notes on your computer screen. They won’t stick to anything and goddamn if you’ll ever get that strip of gummy residue off your monitor, but at least you remembered Carole’s bullshit birthday party is in the lunchroom in 5 minutes. Fantastic.
In the past, I may have been a little hard on women. Sure, it’s easy to say that they’ll never achieve on par with a man or have as much of an impact on history because of science and genetics. That’s obvious. Women have tiny woman brains that are soaked in “crazy juice” (estrogen or some such thing — some kind of feminine hormone) like a big fat sponge at a big fat car wash. But that’s not a robust explanation. Not robust at all.
Only half of women’s ineptituderies can be blamed on their second rate biology. Let’s hypothesize now that the other half of the gold brick is a woman’s attitude. Her shitty, piss-poor attitude. Her attitude of backstabbing, undercutting, and most importantly bar lowering. And here I’m talking about role models.
Remember back when you were 25 and you thought of how much better you could make the world if you were Batman? Or maybe even further back. How about Steve McQueen or James Bond or O.J. Simpson…Indiana Jones? My point is that the heroes and role models of men are the spring boards to their success. They are the whip master of the conscience and a lifelong commitment. Men and young men have always looked to the heroes of history and cinema and thought to themselves, “Boy I sure want to emulate that guy and thereby increase the global quality of life.” And you know what? It works. It works.
That’s where women come in. Right when everything’s looking great. First of all, try to even come up with a female role model. Give it some real thought.
Sigourney Weaver from Alien? Yea, that’s about all I could come up with too. And, as we all know, that part was written for a man. Imagine how great that movie would have been as a Writer’s Cut. Let me give some alarming answers that I received from women of all ages when I asked them to participate in the very same thought experiment.
1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara reid
3. Princess Di
4. Their mother
Promiscuous sex and drunken debauchery does not a role model make — unless you’re a woman apparently. I swear, women set the bar so low that they’d have to dig a grave themselves just to fail. Who’s the grave for you ask? Chivalry — or grace, I don’t know. Throw the whole shit in there it’s all big cluster fuck anyway.
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August 10th, 2006 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c4a266c8f5d6
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Typical woman response: baseless, emotional, and insulting…too bad she couldn’t make a rational, logical rebuttal…like ” You’re wrong on this, and here’s why…” Summed up, Emily…we don’t care WHAT harpies like you think, so eat your Haagen Daas, watch your Lifetime, rope in another poor sap to blow hard earned jack on you and S.T.F.U.!
August 10th, 2006 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 4bf9e1563500c
Emily proves that the only quality a woman has to offer is pussy.
And if a man don’t love all women then he must not like pussy.
What poor ignorant brainless fools todays women are.
Incapable of making decent converstion or making anyones life better.
Women are worthless except as baby makers.
August 11th, 2006 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 322a0f98f563f
I can think of a few real deal role models for women (in no particular order):
1. Martha Stewart (shrewd as hell in business-hell, she even did time for lying about insider trading-SWEEEEEEEEEEET!)
2. Oprah-yes, THAT Oprah-(rich as hell, I think her and Martha got a rivalry going for who’s the richest woman in the world)
3. Danica Patrick (love her or hate her, I got respect for anyone who can drive a Formula One race car and not crash it; so far, she hanging with the boys, so she gets love)
4. Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders (a music legend, plays, writes, and I think she produces, also-and doesn’t rely on the old man-bashing routine)
5. Valentina Tereshkova (the first woman in space, too bad the Russians beat us Yanks to it)
6. Sally Ride (the first American woman in space)
7. Mae Jemison (the first black woman in space)
8. Hillary Clinton (if anything, the epitome of AMBITION)
9. Sheryl Crow (like Chrissie Hynde, does it all, and proves a woman can still be hot in her 40’s with a little effort)
10. Barbra Streisand (another one who does it all)
11. Pat Summitt (coach of the Tennessee Lady Volunteers basketball team, and has more national championships than the men’s basketball team AND the football team)
12. Cory Everson (former female bodybuilding champ…and hot, too! Female bodybuilders are COMMITTED and FOCUSED)
13. Sheila E. (sang the 80’s tune “Glamorous Life”, daughter of former Santana member Carlos Escovedo, and a formidable drummer herself)
14. Any female aircraft pilot, civilian or military
15. Any female truck driver ( 18-wheeler)
16. Any female mechanic (I’ve met a couple, though they were lesbians, LOL!)
Now, the women I just mentioned could serve as role models for women. If you notice, I think physical looks were mentioned only 3 times. If the typical woman was as dedicated to equality as she keeps saying she is, she would be picking up a wrench, business calculator, or guitar. But that takes more effort than many are willing to exert. So, many women adopt Paris, Jessica, or any number of various eye-candy who are more sexy than talented as ideals, and get disappointed when they don’t measure up.
A woman who is willing and able to compete, and can accept any failure without making excuses will ALWAYS get more respect from her male counterparts than the eye-candy who fakes the funk!
Who says the guy who invents a cure for cancer is going to look like Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington, anyway?
August 11th, 2006 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Different ip. Thought I smelled a pussycat.
August 11th, 2006 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: d55d4ce7ff63d
No, sonyad…I’m a guy for real. Still new to the site, so I’m working my way through it. Besides, how many women actually even KNOW of the different women I mentioned? It would take a MAN to be aware of them, LOL! Keep the faith, brother!
August 12th, 2006 at 12:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Quite a bit of ip shifting.
I’ve also heard of flying pigs. It don’t make them role models for wannabe pilots.
August 12th, 2006 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 1cf936ee58a8a
I don’t know why my ip keeps shifting. What can I do to keep the same one?
But the point of my “role model” post was that women should quit trying to have their cake and eat it too. Relying on T&A alone is only going to get you so far-what happens when the looks fade? They can’t be “empowered” and “independent” when they want to, then switch to being “weak” and “helpless” when the shit hits the fan.
August 13th, 2006 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: dd67e8e06051d
Are you on dial-up? If so, that’s why.
-Dick
August 13th, 2006 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: a5b7a2a7cc256
Oh,ok.. I’ve been thinking about switching to a DSL line…guess I may as well get started on it, LOL! Thanks, Dick!
August 13th, 2006 at 11:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You realise you just gave away what I was withholding, Dick? I am of the opinion it’s really not a case of dialupus but rather something more insidious.
Also, the gleeful lol and thanks for pointing out he’s on a dial up line?! Wouldn’t he know that, were he a man??? And would that be an appropriate response, from a man? I feel I’m growing paranoid.
I may be wrong though. If so, I apologize in advance for my allegations.
August 13th, 2006 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f25580f3fff
I have highspeed DSL and my IP changes.
August 13th, 2006 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
He’s probably using different computers. Some people have them at work and home. Gosh!
August 13th, 2006 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8f4057cccb8b
Quit lookin’ for a fight, sonyad. If I were a woman, would I have asked what can I do to fix the problem that you yourself pointed out? And as for the LOL I put at the end, would a woman laugh at herself for realizing how far behind the curve their computer connections really are?
Besides, couldn’t YOUR screenname be interpreted as “sonya-d”? (I won’t insult your intelligence, I KNOW you’ve heard THAT one before)…And couldn’t the way you keep harping on this issue be seen by some as YOU possibly being a woman? If you disagree with a comment, all you have to do is say, ” I disagree, and here’s why”-NOT get out your Torquemada costume and start sniffing around checking IP addresses for “who’s real and who ain’t”. If you disagreed with my post which unfortunately started all this mess, fine! Let’s debate, let’s discuss, let’s dialogue! And don’t try to twist the terms “debate”, “dialogue”, and “disagreement” into something that exists between two strictly opposing sides. Even teammates bicker with each other.
Snide comments and personal attacks are the realm of people who don’t have a meaningful argument be they women OR men, don’t you think?
To quote the immortal Forrest Gump: “That’s all I have to say about THAT.”
PEACE!
August 13th, 2006 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8f4057cccb8b
I feel like a dumbass. I sent that last post, and didn’t see the last part of your post, sonyad. I humbly accept your apology, if you humbly accept mine. Even if you don’t, I still accept yours. Fair enough?
August 15th, 2006 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Hey, relax. Welcome again to the site, Ihook.
On the whole dialup/ip man-hash, etc. Keep in mind Dick has the originals. Class B’s (probably even C’s) ain’t going to change anytime soon.
-wolfe
August 15th, 2006 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cf936ee58a8a
Thanks wolfe! And thanks also for you welcoming here in another post.
August 20th, 2006 at 7:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: a92c141d302e3
WIFE…
W wise
I independent
F fabulous
E educated
August 20th, 2006 at 8:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
naomi, you let me know when you find one of those. She is probably married to Santa. The closest approximation is in our grandmother’s age and they were/are neither [I] nor [E]. They were/are [W] and [F] in large measure though.
August 21st, 2006 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
WIFE:
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Et cetera
Thanks to nakedfireman for the correct expansion of that abbreviation
August 21st, 2006 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Actually, the whole tenor and thrust of angry feminism is that a wife is neither Wise, Independent, nor Educated (to any meaningful end).
Not Wise? According to feminists, men ‘trick’ women into working for lower pay; the patriarchy has trampled gullible women for years. Marriage itself is a trick of the patriarchy.
Independent? Nope, a woman must be supported by a man for life; failing finding a husband, the state (men collectively) must support her.
Educated? Plenty of schooling, yes, though not in the ‘old-school’ sense. No education that seems to be practically applicable to any real job (as opposed to make-work jobs like social worker, lady lawyer or lady [fill-in-name-of-man-job-here].)
I would agree, the feminists do view women as Fabulous. But does that mean men should agree with feminists?
-wolfe