Fighting the Good Fight
I recently had the misfortune of speaking with a highly ranking NOW member. At least that’s what she said. She couldn’t, however, explain to me exactly how one could rank highly in an organization like NOW. It’s like being a captain of the Swedish Submarine Brigade or the CEO of Armpit Fart Noises Inc. Seriously, what the fuck?
I raised several valid points about women being catastrophes and hazards to have in any level of government or under employ in any position where showcasing their sexuality was not the main job skill. I’m not talking about just prostitutes either. There are plenty of jobs where women exploit their sexuality: sales ladies, bar ladies, school teachers.
Why the fuck else would so many women teach? Because it’s easy?
Needless to say, I got the brush off. After all my salient and well put together points, I was called a derelict of this and that generation — the Stepford card was played, and I was summarily brushed aside.
Women can’t fight for causes for shit.
Men are natural born diplomats and politicians. We’re leaders and figureheads. It doesn’t matter what the cause is, if you put a man in charge of it, it’ll win. And ten years later everyone will look back and say, “Jesus, I can’t believe we ever thought any other way.” If a woman’s in charge of it, ten years later everyone will be saying, “Shit. We might have fucked that up.”
Does the name Susan B. Anthony ring a bell?
Women are natural born poor customer service reps. Now what happens when you put a shitty customer service rep in charge of a movement? Fuck, put them in charge of gathering lunch for the office, you get the same thing either way. A series of shrill regurgitations and an ethos of martyrdom. You end up with feminism.
When you’re an alleged highly ranking member of any organization, you can’t just brush off any Tom, Dick, or Harry with a flip of the wrist and a party talking point. That’s bad business.
To their credit, however, there has been one and only one woman in the history of the whole fucking world who knew how to fight a cause for shit: Joan of Arc. Here’s a little bit of food for thought, men. Make that a juicy rib eye for thought with a side of twice baked potato and sour cream and a mug of beef stew. It’s in a mug so you don’t have to use a bunch of silly effeminate silverware to enjoy the soup.
Joan of Arc had Syphilis.
Saying Joan of Arc is a hero is like saying someone who’s been drinking Jagermeister for three hours is strong because he put his head through the windshield of a Peugot. He’s not strong. That’s just what people who have been drinking Jagermeister for three hours do — crazy things. Cousin Larry who won the eating contest while he was stoned out of his mind? He wasn’t hungry, he was high!
I think I’ve made my point. A woman’s brain works better while it’s being consumed by an STD.
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July 9th, 2007 at 11:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
i’d be jealous ;-)
I would prefer not bleeding every month, actually. Besides, your hinting at sexual body parts are rather annoying.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
guess it’s a counter attack. :)
For what?
July 10th, 2007 at 2:16 am - IP Man-Hash: de55713197a6e
Coming from you? That is laughable; you come on this site and prove every man’s law accurate and here you are… attempting to ride on the high horse? Give me a break and SUCK IT UP BITCH.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b85be027ad1c
mansvoice shut the FUCK up
July 10th, 2007 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: ea146503678a7
My goodness, she’s made a point! She is so correct, and I guess that is why every introductory textbook on sociology, psychology, psychiatry and the like often cite the work of the APA instead of the ignominious writings of the obscure Sigmund Freud.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
And apes are superior to mankind because they preceded us. Or so you would have us believe.
yea because i just said that ::rolls eyes::
if you’re going to refute something, make it RELEVANT.
Here is a thought: Maybe he did?
Well, he took Clitn’s logic out of that specific context, and showed why it was illogical.
But you knew that already, right?
yes, i did, but i didn’t like it. please stick to what i said EXACTLY. thank you ppl.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
i’d be jealous ;-)
I would prefer not bleeding every month, actually. Besides, your hinting at sexual body parts are rather annoying.
uh, ok, mr. squarebear. oh and you don’t have to bleed every month. guess you aren’t up on all our womynly advances in science. poor you :(
July 10th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
My goodness, she’s made a point! She is so correct, and I guess that is why every introductory textbook on sociology, psychology, psychiatry and the like often cite the work of the APA instead of the ignominious writings of the obscure Sigmund Freud.
there are just too many psychologists to name who don’t agree with his THEORY. i don’t care much for the man, anyway. kinda WEIRD. read his book on some chick named DORA, awhile ago. snooooooooozzzzzzzzeee
July 10th, 2007 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
attempting to ride on the high horse?
pot meet kettle
you say BITCH like that’s a bad thing. you don’t wanna meet this biatch.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
,DORA, * oopsssssssssssssss
July 10th, 2007 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
I never knew you thought of us as so powerful that our death is required for the age of little teenage slut-worship to continue. Nor did I think that you found posting on Dick’s site the highlight of your day. To be quite honest, I am quite flattered by you.
Now how about a few titty shots like that other chick? Come on, it’s… empowering. Yeah, go right ahead, we won’t shoot you down until you pretend that it somehow makes you better than us. Then, then when you are all used up in our minds will we put you down.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
It is. You do know it is a degatroy term for women, right? (Well, it has another meaning, but we are talking slang here.) So tell me, why exactly should we respect you, when you take honor in being despicable and nasty?
Correct.
But hey, applying to intimidation works just as fine as any argument, right?
Come on.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
And apes are superior to mankind because they preceded us. Or so you would have us believe.
yea because i just said that ::rolls eyes::
if you’re going to refute something, make it RELEVANT.
Here is a thought: Maybe he did?
Well, he took Clitn’s logic out of that specific context, and showed why it was illogical.
But you knew that already, right?
yes, i did, but i didn’t like it. please stick to what i said EXACTLY. thank you ppl.
Now you are just being idiotic.
Clitn was coming with a relevant theory, got shot down, and now you are trying to say it is not relevant. I explain why it is relevant, and you say you know, but you “did’nt like it” so you posted anyway.
“Just because I am wrong, does not mean I should shut up, right?”
July 10th, 2007 at 1:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
i’d be jealous ;-)
I would prefer not bleeding every month, actually. Besides, your hinting at sexual body parts are rather annoying.
uh, ok, mr. squarebear. oh and you don’t have to bleed every month. guess you aren’t up on all our womynly advances in science. poor you :(
Squarebear? If that is shaming, I present to you the “fail” award.
If not, I musunderstood your intent, please explain further.
And no, I do not keep up on female advances in science. I am keeping my eyes peeled on the more likely discovery of flying pigs in the Mojave desert.
And if anything have ever been invented to stop women from having their period, I would urge all women to take it. It is not just you that you save a great deal of pain, you know.
Wait, that argument can be used with the cyanide pill too… Nice. Mehehe.
Anyway, please link to whatever discovery you are talking about.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
They have a birth control pill that allows women to only have periods 4 times a year, and I believe they recently invented one that eliminates periods (for as long as the woman takes the pill) completely.
July 10th, 2007 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8
Isn’t having a monthly cycle natural?
You women.. with your diet pills, fake tits, pounds of clown makeup, burned off hair, chemically removed hair, tan in a bottle, over tanning, smoking, eating crap and vomitting all your meals up make me laugh.
Those women literally kill themselves to appear somewhat attractive.
And it puts a big fat steak eating grin on my face.
July 11th, 2007 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
oh look i can post again. no, alex, it’s 3 times a year. i am all for people making their own choices in life and to do with their body as they please. i know it is not healthy, but it’s not my body, it’s someone else’s. i am quite pleased with the miracle of my body and what it can do. women’s bodies are awesome and very confusing to men. poor men :(
July 11th, 2007 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
haha dick is now censoring his site
July 11th, 2007 at 6:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
No he isn’t you insufferable prick. It’s just the filter being fucky.
July 12th, 2007 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
No he isn’t you insufferable prick. It’s just the filter being fucky.
wow, do you just constantly pull stuff out of your ass and then type it on here to sound cool? it SAID “comment waiting approval from moderator.” talk about EMOTIONAL and REACTIONARY type o’ attitude.